How Could I Lose to Him

Chapter 11: coax him

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Unlike Deng Yiheng and the others, Hou Mo had obviously learned martial arts and was a soldier.

Suihou Yu studied in training classes since he was a child. He has learned Sanda, Taekwondo and boxing, and he often trains against his coach. Coupled with his good physical fitness, he has never lost in fights.

However, the Hou Mo we met today was obviously not a good person.

The two fought against each other for a few moves, and Sui Hou Yu was always caught by Hou Mo's arm unconsciously. While he was struggling, he saw that Hou Mo was still easily taking off his shoe cover with his other hand.

Sui Hou Yu became anxious in an instant, and raised his foot to attack Hou Mo.

Hou Mo stretched out his hand to block Hou Yu's leg, and felt his palm tremble. This kick was so powerful that Hou Mo even struggled to parry it.

Hou Mo watched Sui Hou Yu and Deng Yiheng fight once, and that time Sui Hou Yu hardly moved his feet, but used his fists.

At this moment, it seems that the last time Hou Yu deliberately gave way, Deng Yiheng and the others were only slightly injured.

This time, Sui Hou Yu didn't hold back, and Hou Mo struggled to cope.

He was kicked again by Sui Houyu, which hit Hou Mo's pelvis. The pain made Hou Mo's body tremble, and he simply cursed: "Fuck, you have steel on your fucking feet!" Nail it?"

This kick was so damn hard, it hurt so much that Hou Mo's soul and soul were scattered.

Hou Mo seized the opportunity and grabbed Sui Hou Yu's ankle. Sui Hou Yu could only support the ground with one foot, and tried to pull back with the other foot, and then saw Hou Mo pounced on him, let him lie on his back on the ground, and then punched his head and face.

Obviously the punch was fast, but Sui Hou Yu noticed that Hou Mo changed the way of punching. He was running towards his face, but finally moved away abruptly and hit his chest.

Hou Mo deserves to be Hou Mo, he can talk coquettishly in a fight: "I really don't want to fight with your face!"

Sui Hou Yu let out a muffled snort, and when he heard the provocation again, he was so angry that he wanted to break Hou Mo away. As a result, both hands were held down by Hou Mo with one hand and fixed on the top of the head. Hou Mo also flicked his head with the other hand: "Scream Dad, I will spare you."

"Your uncle!"

Sui Hou Yu moved his legs again, probably only Sui Hou Yu could raise his legs so high, he stepped on Hou Mo's chest to force Hou Mo to back away.

Hou Mo felt that Sui Hou Yu was like a snake, his whole body could be bent and slippery.

Hou Mo had no choice but to step back, before Sui Hou Yu got up, he grabbed Sui Hou Yu's ankles, clasped them hard, and restrained him, making it impossible for Sui Hou Yu to get up.

As a result, I feel that this posture seems to be wrong. Is it not good to lift people's legs like this

Hou Mo let go again.

As soon as Hou Yu stood up and raised his fist, Hou Mo asked him, "Can I stop beating?"

Sui Hou Yu was so angry that his brain ached. He had never seen anyone fight like a molestor. He didn't agree at all. The punch didn't stop, and he continued to swing it, but Hou Mo dodged it sideways.

After fighting for a while, Sui Hou Yu discovered that Hou Mo had strong skills, and many of his methods were used to subdue people, all of which were arresting routines. I really don't know what this guy has practiced.

With a few punches, Hou Mo can find a chance to hold Sui Hou Yu's hand.

With a few kicks, Hou Mo could make Sui Hou Yu lean back, and then Hou Mo held him down.

This guy won't fight well!

Hou Mo was very aggrieved, he always used this way, not to make the other party happy, but to add to the obstacles all the way.

Hou Mo clasped Suihou Yu's hand and saw that Suihou Yu was still struggling, so he had no choice but to clasp Sui Houyu and lead him into the house, and pressed Suihou Yu on the bed and asked, "Can we, in a rational and friendly way, Chat in harmony?"

"No!" Suihou Yu was so angry that he was about to explode!

"Look, we've fought and fought, and we've turned our fights into friendships. Shall we shake hands and make peace?"

"roll!"

I have never seen such a handshake to make peace, and Hou Mo was about to put handcuffs on Suihou Yu.

When Hou Mo heard this, the child was too ungrateful, so he patted Sui Hou Yu on the back of the head: "Why are you so difficult to get along with?"

After asking, he hesitated for a while and added: "Your hair is so thick, does it have a shock-absorbing effect when you get hit?"

Sui Hou Yu was so angry that he was about to bite, and tried hard to break free from Hou Mo, pulling Hou Mo's clothes and throwing him over his shoulder. Fortunately, he fell on the bed, otherwise Hou Mo would suffer.

Sui Hou Yu rushed over again, caught Hou Mo and started beating him.

Hou Mo was also in a hurry, no longer cared about other things, and fought back when he found an opportunity.

I don't know whether it was because the two people fought too fiercely, or the quality of the bed was not so good, and the bed suddenly collapsed.

The bed board broke in the middle, and two people got stuck in the crack at the same time.

The moment the bed collapsed, Hou Mo subconsciously pulled Sui Houyu into his arms to protect him. When he recovered, he saw Sui Hou Yu staring at him in his arms.

Hou Mo couldn't help but "tsk" and complained, "You really don't know what to do."

Suihou Yu stretched out his hand to push him: "Go away!"

"It's such a big place, where can I go? Wait until I adjust my position and climb out."

The bed board was broken in the middle, and the two people were stuck in the V-shaped gap. The quilt and pillow on the bed were still sliding down, and there were many obstacles.

Hou Mo adjusted his posture and planned to climb down, but he was afraid that Suihou Yu would be crushed, so he didn't adjust for a long time.

Feeling Sui Hou Yu's impatience, Hou Mo could only crawl outside, but his movements were still very slow.

Suihou Yu urged: "I said, can you hurry up?"

Hou Mo was also quite upset, and replied, "You think I'm willing to grind? The terrain is so bad, and you're stuck in the middle, how can I go fast? You think I'm willing to do this? You're full of bones, and you're panicking." .”

After climbing for a while, Hou Mo looked up and suddenly saw a black cat, looking at him fiercely with green eyes, and "meowed" at him.

The eldest brother was sleeping and was woken up. When he came here to check the situation, he saw that Hou Mo seemed to be bullying his shit-shoveling officer, and raised his paw to grab Hou Mo.

Hou Mo was so frightened by his elder brother that he exclaimed, and finally climbed out a little and then retreated, exclaiming, "Fuck! Fuck, what is this?!"

Suihou Yu looked up and replied, "Cat!"

"Why is it so dark?"

"Black cat!"

Hou Mo was afraid of his elder brother, and just as he stepped back, he saw his elder brother jumping on top of him and waving his paw at him again.

Hou Mo, who was quite majestic before, was overwhelmed for a moment, holding his head and using his arms to block it.

Later, he found out that the elder brother was still catching him, so he could only lean towards Sui Houyu as much as possible, hugging Sui Houyu's waist and not letting go: "I'm afraid of it, let it go, why does it keep beating me?"

"It thought you were bullying me." Suihou Yu watched Hou Mo squeeze over with all kinds of helplessness. He was originally in the crack, but was squeezed out by Hou Mo, so he could only reach out and hug his elder brother.

The situation after the two of them and the cat calmed down was that Hou Mo was holding Sui Houyu, and Sui Houyu was holding the cat.

Suihou Yu's voice was extremely cold: "Release."

Hou Mo let go immediately, but Sui Hou Yu was still huddling with him.

Suihou Yu had no choice but to get up and crawl out by himself, hugging his elder brother so that he could not clean up Hou Mo again.

Hou Mo crawled out from behind, and when he came out, he also squatted aside aggrievedly, glanced at the elder brother secretly, and then closed his eyes in despair, not looking at the elder brother.

Suihou Yu was puzzled and asked, "I can understand that you are afraid of mice. Why are you still afraid of cats?"

"It's too dark, and the eyes are still green, aren't they usually amber?"

Suihou Yu shrugged and replied: "I like green, so I like it very much. I don't like amber very much, but it is similar to the color of your eyes and hair. I hate it the most."

"Hey, why are you still attacking personally?"

"Is this called a personal attack? It's just a personal preference. My clothes don't have this color."

Hou Mo waited for a while before getting up, and looked, his arm was not scratched.

Then he turned around and looked at the bed, feeling helpless: "I will find a way to compensate you for a bed."

"No need, I'll buy a new one."

Hou Mo looked at him and asked, "The new ones you bought are full of formaldehyde. You rely on your body to absorb formaldehyde? I'll find a way for you and bring it to you this afternoon."

When Hou Mo walked out, he felt pain in his body, and when he turned around, he saw Hou Yu secretly rubbing his chest.

The situation of the two of them was very different.

Hou Mo didn't leave either. He went to the living room and sat down to catch his breath.

Afterwards, he called Sang Xian and asked, "Do you have a bed at home? Double bed, it's best to keep it at home for a while, if you haven't slept with anyone, give me one."

Hou Mo usually doesn't ask for Sang Xian, but if he really asks for Sang Xian, he really has no choice.

Sang Xian answered very easily: "Yes, no one has ever lived in the guest room of my house, so I'll send you that bed."

"Okay, I'll deliver it today."

Sang Xian asked casually: "What's wrong? Something wrong with your bed?"

"Forget it, Suihou Yu and I got into a fight and broke the bed."

"The bed... collapsed?"

"Shut your brain hole to me."

"I do not."

Sang Xian smiled and asked, "So you like that kind?"

"I've said it many times, I'm straight."

"Oh, all right, I'll ask the housekeeper to call a car to take it there now."

"By the way, give me a mattress, as long as there is a mattress, it won't be sandwiched like that."

"What's the meaning?"

"Nothing, hurry up."

Sui Houyu's bed was covered with elastic quilts, which made it soft to sleep on, but it would cause back pain after sleeping for a long time, which was purely for fooling people.

After hanging up the phone, Hou Mo searched for a while with his mobile phone, and then followed Hou Yu to talk: "Hey, I have something to advise you."

Suihou Yu asked angrily, "What?"

"Try not to go out at night, there are many couples outside."

"What's wrong with so many couples?"

"What if they regret having a partner after seeing you?"

Sui Hou Yu looked at Hou Mo with an indifferent and puzzled expression, and he didn't get a laugh at all.

Hou Mo began to look at the phone and sighed, then walked over to show Hou Yu his own phone: "Look, I checked it on the Internet, and what I said just now was a joke on the Internet, and they said that it is most effective to coax good-looking people like this. "

Suihou Yu glanced at the phone screen, and the query on it was: how to make a good-looking person happy.

Seeing this sentence, Sui Hou Yu couldn't hold back, and smiled.

Hou Mo has been staring at Sui Hou Yu, his eyes seem not so innocent.

Clear.

Like a random gust of wind in the wasteland, the wind is not strong and light, but it is enough to sweep the world.

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By the way, a reminder: Sui Houyu's black cat is named Big Brother, as mentioned in the first chapter.

[Note: Brother Yuyu's jokes are internet jokes, which are also reflected in the article, so let's declare again.]