"I always feel like your clothes are a size too small..."
Ling Ling laughed dryly: "How is that possible? This dress is designed like this."
"Yeah?"
"Yes, yes."
Seeing that Xu Qing stopped asking questions, Ling Ling finally breathed a sigh of relief. Speaking of this skirt, it was not a short skirt when it was worn by Zhou Xiaoxiao, so why did it become a short skirt when it was worn by her? And this bra is really too small, it is like wearing that special tight underwear, which really makes her feel like she can't breathe.
But it didn't matter. The morning would pass quickly anyway. She could just go back and change her clothes. Then she thought about washing Qin Qing's car again. After all, she was secretly driving Qin Qing's car to show off. If Qin Qing found out that she was secretly driving her car, she would definitely die.
The class was still as boring as ever, but he couldn't help but listen. After all, Ling Ling couldn't remember much of his high school knowledge. He suddenly missed the period of memory conflict. He could remember whatever he thought of, even the memories of when he was one or two years old, just like the protagonist of "Lucy".
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"Have you read this novel recently?"
During the break, Master Mo, Bai Xuejia and Shen Shi, the three most sleazy guys in the class, gathered together. Master Mo took out his cell phone and waved it in front of the two of them, then spoke to them mysteriously.
"Eh!? Isn't this the book about the fat uncle who puts his daughter's panties on her head so that she can transform into a magical girl? I read the first part and it didn't seem interesting, although the writing is good." Shen Shi glanced at it with disdain.
Master Mo smiled slightly: "You didn't see the back part. The plot is really out of control and extremely dirty. The problem is that the text is very elegant. It's amazing. I suspect the author is definitely an experienced veteran. As for his appearance, he should be fat and ugly. If not, I will fuck him like a meat grinder on live broadcast."
"Didn't you just nurse the Magical Girl Development Program last time? You said that Alice couldn't die no matter how much you nursed her, and if she died, she would go to the rooftop of the school to perform sword flying? Where's your sword flying?" Bai Xuejia said silently beside him.
Master Mo smiled awkwardly: "It happened so long ago, let's not mention it again~"
"What about yesterday? Our head-to-head ratio in ten minutes was 40:5. At that time, you just said that if you can lose this much, you should drink DDT. Then what was the result?" Bai Xuejia said that he would not let Master Mo go so easily.
Bai Xue's words dealt a heavy blow to Master Mo, and he was unable to rise again.
"Anyway, I sincerely recommend this book. After all, there is nothing more exciting than the setting of putting on your daughter's panties and becoming a magical girl." Master Mo said this quite loudly, and then the whole class looked at the three of them as if they were perverts.
The Bai Xue family and the Shen people hated Master Mo to death, as he was the innocent one being blamed.
Ling Ling naturally heard what Master Mo said. It was really a bit embarrassing to have others discuss her novel.
"I think I've read that book." Xu Qing, who was sitting next to him, suddenly said.
"Huh?" Ling Ling was shocked, but she had never revealed herself, so she probably didn't know that it was written by her. Ling Ling thought about it for a while, and realized that the only people who really wanted to know that she wrote this book were the ones in the coffee shop, and it seemed that the others didn't know anything at all.
"This book is actually quite good. The writing is first-rate and the thinking is meticulous. Even the dirty jokes can be described with elegant words, and they are very clear. There is also a description of the inner struggle of the male protagonist. I admire the characterization of each character. This author also has a lot of experience." Xu Qing said with some admiration.
Looking at Xu Qing's earnest comments, Ling Ling felt an indescribable sense of shame in her heart. That dirty yet elegant technique was a way of writing she had researched in her previous life because she was too good at harmony. Most authors in her previous life would use it. After all, the previous life was not here. If the novels here were put in the previous life, hehehe!
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At noon, Ling Ling still did not go home to change clothes, because compared with the free lunch, the issue of clothes seemed less important. Anyway, he had been bored for the whole morning, so it was no problem to stay bored for the whole afternoon.
After finishing the free lunch, Ling Ling returned to the classroom for his routine nap, but suddenly found that his chest was stuffy and his breathing was not smooth. He couldn't sleep at all. After careful consideration, Ling Ling decided to go to the bathroom to take it off and put it back on before the lunch break was over. After all, it was only a short time at noon and no one should be able to notice it.
Ling Ling walked into the bathroom, closed the door, and took off her bra. As expected, she could breathe more easily and felt much better. She looked down and saw that it was not obvious. If she didn't look carefully, she would not be able to see it. To be on the safe side, Ling Ling also lifted her hair to the front, which was much safer.
My chest was no longer stuffy, so I slept soundly. I slept until the afternoon class.
Ling Ling looked at the teacher who was talking nonstop at the podium with a look of despair. Why did it turn out like this? She actually forgot to set the alarm clock. This was really a bummer! She could only slowly wait until the get out of class was over. After class, she would find a chance to go to the bathroom and put on her bra.
However, the salted fish did not go as planned.
"I think the best essay this time was written by Ling Ling. Not only did it combine reality, but it also included many real-life examples. Now we would like to invite Ling Ling to read this essay aloud. Everyone, listen carefully."
Ling Ling was totally confused at that time. This was going to kill her.
"Um, teacher, my throat feels a little uncomfortable." Ling Ling coughed twice after she finished speaking. It happened that she had been practicing falsetto these days and her voice had become hoarse, so it did sound hoarse.
"Well, I'll read it aloud. You should listen carefully and see how it is written."
Seeing that Yuwen did not insist on letting her go on stage to recite, Ling Ling couldn't help but feel relieved and secretly vowed to never do it in a vacuum again.
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Author's message:
Happy Winter Solstice, everyone!
Chapter 109: The Pure Land
"Miscellaneous and eccentric
Ling Ling was happily humming an unknown song "Pure Land" as he slowly walked on his way home. Several days had passed since he disguised himself as Zhou Xiaoxiao's boyfriend. According to the information Zhou Xiaoxiao had fed back to him, everything seemed to be moving in a good direction, which made Ling Ling feel very relieved. However, there was still a problem that needed to be solved.
That is, before Zhou Xiaoxiao found her true love, she had to show up at her house every once in a while, which Ling Ling always thought was too much trouble. When she thought about having to put on those tight underwear again after a while, Ling Ling felt a little sad and couldn't even hum the song.
"well····"
Ling Ling sighed helplessly. There was nothing she could do about it. After all, this was related to Zhou Xiaoxiao's lifelong happiness. She might as well help if she could. Just as Ling Ling was daydreaming, a strange scene on the side of the road caught her eye.
It was a middle-aged woman dressed seductively, who was talking to a cute little girl. From her actions, it seemed that she wanted to pull the little girl somewhere, but from the expression of the little girl, she seemed to be very resistant.
"Little girl, come with your auntie, I'll take you to eat lollipops~"
"No, don't! I don't know you. Mom said you can't go with strangers."
"Then can Auntie take you to find your mother?"
The little girl still shook her head. She always felt that the smiling middle-aged woman in front of her had no good intentions. Her intuition told her so.
I have to say that the intuition of children is really accurate. This middle-aged woman dressed seductively is a member of a child trafficking organization. She has kidnapped several ignorant children during this period of time. Today, she happened to set her sights on the one in front of her.
With her many years of experience in child trafficking, she knew that this little girl who looked like a porcelain doll could be sold for a good price. But this child was a little too difficult to deal with. She had been trying to persuade her for so long, but she still refused to listen. If there weren't so many passers-by here, she would have taken action.
Ling Ling narrowed her eyes and looked at the middle-aged woman in seductive clothes. From the conversation she just heard, this middle-aged woman seemed to have some problems. Ling Ling couldn't help but think of the news on TV these days, saying that many children had been abducted recently. She also told Ling Yu and Qin Sirou to be more careful on the way to and from school.
"Xiaoxue, why are you here? Your mom has been looking for you~"
The middle-aged woman looked at Ling Ling walking towards her and couldn't help but panic. What human traffickers fear most is meeting an acquaintance of the target when kidnapping someone. Basically, they have no chance.
The little girl looked at Ling Ling in confusion. She obviously didn't recognize the beautiful big sister who came over, but the beautiful big sister said her name again.
"Excuse me, what can I do for our Xiaoxue?" Ling Ling looked at the middle-aged woman with a smile. Seeing her somewhat flustered look, Ling Ling became more and more certain that she was a human trafficker.
The middle-aged woman smiled awkwardly: "I, I just saw this girl standing here alone, and I thought she was lost. Since an acquaintance has come, I'll leave first." After that, the middle-aged woman quickly left.
After watching the middle-aged woman leave, Ling Ling squatted down, smiled slightly and said to the cute little Lolita in front of her: "Little sister, now that the bad guy is gone, can you tell me why you are standing here alone?"
The little girl looked at Ling Ling. She was a little hesitant. She didn't know whether the beautiful big sister in front of her was the same as the middle-aged woman just now.
Ling Ling scratched her head, then took out her phone from her bag and handed it to the little girl: "Do you know your mom's phone number? Call her."