Recently, the "cat seaweed dance" has become very popular on the Internet. Xia Rong poked it open once by chance, and he was quickly brainwashed. He held his mobile phone all day long and watched cats of all kinds and colors dancing with seaweed. Seaweed seaweed seaweed~flying with the waves~~”…
Because they used to show cats often, pompoms often urge in the comments on Weibo, "When will the pompom dance with Popo?" … Xia Rong showed his cell phone to "Po Po": "Did you see it?"
Su Chi: "..."
After Xia Rong's coercion and seduction (?), he transformed into a cat version of Su Chi with British shorts and silver gradients, half-lying and half-sitting in Xia Rong's arms, with a set camera in front of him, just waiting to record a shot" Seaweed Dance".
As the prelude sounded, Xia Rong pinched Ying Short's round pads, action!
Xia Rong sings well, and also dances well. He memorizes the specific movements of the "Seaweed Dance" after watching it once, and he knows every rhythm by heart. He grasped the cat version of Su Chi's two meaty claws, passionately swinging up and down, slowly shaking in parallel, and waving his head... He believed that the cat in his hand must be the best seaweed dancer in the whole network!
After the recording is finished, just wait for the upload and review, and then enjoy the compliments from netizens on his cat!
Xia Rong's "Broken Seaweed Dance" took a second shot on Weibo, and got his wish and received more than 100,000 comments.
However, it was a little different from what he expected—
[Wow! ! ! You danced so well, we Fluffy! ! !]
[Broken with a look of lovelessness, Fluffy dances more seriously 23333]
[This is the seagrass dance I have seen the most with all my heart... shit shoveler =_=]
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Xia Rong:? ?
Xia Rong was a little dejected by the crowd of humans who didn't know how to appreciate his cat. However, this trend of "bringing your pets to dance the seaweed dance" was still brought up by him in the celebrity Weibo circle: people with cats and dogs are showing their cats and dogs, and those who raise guinea pigs and chinchillas can also play with them. A superstar actor who is particularly cold and doesn't like to post on Weibo actually followed suit for the first time—he raises snakes and lizards!
Watching the cold-blooded animals dance slowly in the camera, fans have to eat food with excitement, but also have to be frightened by the actor's pets.
Cheng Yu, who seldom shows cats, also played with his own puppet cat. In the video, the purebred puppet has blue eyes and snow-white hair. It looks elegant and luxurious in the arms of its owner, which made fans marvel again and again. . At the same time, some fans accidentally shifted their attention: "Hey, why are there two pillows on Yu Yu's bed?" ]”…
This trend, of course, also caught Su Chi's Weibo, who had also posted cats several times.
When Su Chi took his mobile phone and showed Xia Rong his microblog comments in the same way, Xia Rong had a little psychological shadow on this group of unpredictable onlookers: "Go and catch the glass jump, anyway, the two of us They look exactly the same."
Su Chi: "...then why didn't you ask Tiantian to dance?"
Xia Rong flipped through the comments on his Weibo for a while, pointed to one of the floors, and said embarrassedly: "What if I am asked this too? I'm so embarrassed..."
Su Chi took a closer look at the comment: [Fluffy, the broken ball is so big [covers face] Haven't you taken it for sterilization yet? It is more than three years old, will the estrus period be very difficult? [cover face]]
Su Chi: "..."
The veins on Su Chi's forehead twitched slightly, and he said, "Shall I put a mosaic on you in the later stage?"
"Really?" Xia Rong's eyes lit up, and he said, "Will that make you look more obscene?"
"...why do you look happy?"
Of course, Xia Rong wasn't happy because he had a mosaic in his lower body, but he suddenly thought that since he had already been praised as the best shit-shoveler in Seaweed Dance, he wouldn't perform on the cat himself to shock him. Isn't it bad for stupid human beings
When the filming started, Su Chi was even reduced to a background board, only responsible for supporting the little orange cat on his knees, letting it automatically and consciously wave its meat pads, dancing so softly that its flesh quivered and its hair fluttered.
As for the troublesome egg problem, you only need to move the camera up and simply take pictures of the upper body of the little orange cat. ——Only relying on the agile dancing posture of my upper body, it is enough to shock the world and overwhelm the cats!
Su Chi's seaweed dance video really became popular all over Weibo, with hundreds of thousands of reposts, and many reposts on other social media, not only fans, eating melons, but even passers-by who never care about the entertainment industry will repost and sigh. : "It's too clever, isn't it true that someone with air is holding it?" "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a spirit!" "This cat has been practicing for a long time, and I am afraid it will soon transform into a human form [laughing and crying]"...
And the net red cat, the protagonist of the video, just came out of the bathroom, a kitten flew to the front of the hair dryer that had been prepared for it, shivering and shivering in the warm wind.
Seeing that Su Chi had almost covered the quilt, the little orange cat patted the hair dryer with its paw, jumped up, and nimbly and nimbly "chucked" into the quilt, and when it emerged again, it became a naked and handsome young man, shaking With wet black hair, she lay on Su Chi's shoulder, appreciating everyone's praise for her contentedly.
Su Chi stroked his hair casually, and said, "Go to bed without drying it, and you're not afraid of catching a cold."
Xia Rong chuckled and said, "It takes too much time to blow dry completely, it's better to turn into a human form and roll around quickly."
"It's fast." Su Chi put down his phone, turned his head and said, "Sit up, and I'll blow-dry your hair again."
Xia Rong let out an "oh", sat up obediently with the quilt folded, her black hair hanging limply on the back of her neck, and water droplets flowed along her skin along her beautifully lined back.
The warm hot wind blows behind the ears, and the hair is gently served by the slender fingers. Xia Rong relaxes and hums the melody he loves recently: "Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed~swaying with the waves~~seaweed, seaweed~~~"
The fingers inserted in the hair moved down slowly, reaching the delicate waist between the back and buttocks, and gently caressing.
Xia Rong's voice tightened: "...what are you doing?"
Su Chi said, "Didn't you ask for it?"
Xia Rong: "Huh?"
"Seaweed, seaweed..." Su Chi viciously changed the three tones into two and four tones, "I can't tell, so you haven't been satisfied recently."
Xia Rong: "...don't misinterpret my meaning!"
"Cats have many and long estrus periods." The hair dryer has been turned off and thrown aside, Su Chi's breath is close to his ear, and his voice is hoarse and hoarse, "Who told you not to sterilize, you must do your best to the owner." Responsibility will do."
"Sterilization is impossible..." Xia Rong muttered in a low voice, but his body had already unconsciously leaned back, "... What an annoying little kitten."
——After all, there are only two of them in the world. They are both humans and cats. It is their common responsibility to solve each other's many and long estrus periods.
The author has something to say: If you haven’t watched the seaweed dance video, you can watch it on my Weibo~
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