How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Chapter 14: If you don't believe me, look up, who is the sky bypassing?

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Xia Rong was forced to turn his head away, and while protecting the big tail behind his doll costume, he tried to raise his face, trying to see clearly the "real murderer" who attacked - Kang Yifan was baring his teeth at him, smiling brightly.

Not to mention, Kang Yifan really has a lot of strength. Xia Rong wanted to struggle to climb into the roller circle, but he forcefully pulled him out. Xia Rong turned his head in grief and anger, and looked at the director: "Director, someone fouled here!"

"The rules of this round are that the two teams enter the top layer in the order..." the director read the rules to him with a smile, and then spread his hands, saying: There is no such thing in the rules!

ruthless! Shameless! Unreasonable trouble! Xia Rong was completely speechless at this cheating program group. He turned his head and glanced at Kang Yifan's embarrassing little face, and saw that Ye Mang had also moved quickly, leading his little Bomei to the front of the roller circle. It's about to surpass myself!

Xia Rong didn't do anything nonstop, and didn't struggle in the roller circle any more. He threw himself at Ye Mang with a loud voice, and hugged Ye Mang's "tail" tightly from behind.

Kang Yifan was caught off guard, he did not expect that Xia Rong would suddenly lead the battle to the east, expanding the battlefield to Ye Mang, he didn't hold the tail in his hand for a while, and Xia Rong seized the high ground in a blink of an eye.

On Ye Mang's side, he doesn't hear anything outside the window, and only cares about the roller ring. When he ran over, he didn't notice the battle between Xia Rong and Kang Yifan at all. Therefore, being caught by the tail suddenly, he also looked confused, turned around and saw that it was Xia Rong, and asked in shock: "Xia Rong?!"

Xia Rong was holding his tail in his hands, and his own tail was held tightly by Kang Yifan, who came after him, and shouted: "It's not my fault! You, Kang Yifan, pulled my tail first, and the director said it was not a foul! No offense!" Liang program team, I have fought hard with you—"

Ye Mang was protecting his tail, Xia Rong was pulling his tail and at the same time protecting his own tail, Kang Yifan was behind him desperately restraining him, the three of them fought in a melee, he was the most relaxed and the most powerful. Seeing that Xia Rong was going to be at a loss and it was difficult to maintain, Gao Junming also rushed over. Seeing Xia Rong's predicament, he rushed over without saying a word. This time, not only his tail, but even Kang Yifan's entire waist was hugged up.

Of course, Kang Yifan's small body couldn't support the tall and burly Gao Junming. He was thrown forward and pushed back, which immediately relieved Xia Rong's pressure a lot.

Gao Junming was also in desperation, so he used the trick of hungry tiger pounce on food. After realizing that Xia Rong's pressure was not so urgent, he glanced at the camera, let go of his hand, and turned to grab Kang Yifan's tail. Kang Yifan yelled "Wow!" and shouted at Ye Mang, "Leave me alone! Ye Mang, run!"

Ye Mang came to his senses, got up and wanted to break away from Xia Rong and continue running. It happened that Zhang Xin arrived just at this moment. He already felt guilty for dragging the whole team down. Impossible to sit idly by and rush forward immediately, suppressing Ye Mang who was about to run from the side, and cooperating with Xia Rong to hold poor Ye Mang firmly under him.

The five people fought together like this, each of them was wearing a heavy doll costume, and they were not afraid of getting hurt, so they just rolled into a ball, and the fluff flew upside down.

This fierce fight finally ended with a resounding "Chi La-".

Kang Yifan covered his butt and jumped up blushing: "The props team! I want to complain about the quality of the props!"

Gao Junming held the freshly torn fluffy tail in his hand, and was also a little dazed.

Xia Rong was the first to react. He sat on the ground, pounding the floor with laughter: "Hahahahahaha..."

The staff of the program team said: Kang Yifan used the props too violently, according to the standard procedure, the tail of the costume cannot be pulled off.

"..." Kang Yifan said angrily, "But when I pulled his tail, didn't you say it was not a foul!!!"

The so-called "those who deceive others are always deceived by others", Kang Yifan finally got a taste of this cheating program group. Xia Rong recited a poem gloatingly at the side: "This is called, good and evil will be rewarded—"

Zhang Xin: "The way of heaven is reincarnation."

Gao Junming: "...don't believe me, look up?"

Running in front of them with Xiao Zheer, and at the speed of the wind, Su Chi, who passed through the roller circle quickly, said, "Heaven, who is spared!"

Xia Rong: …

Zhang Xin: ...

Gao Junming: ...

Xia Rong: "Hold the grass!!!"

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This last round of the game is probably the real version of "The Tortoise and the Hare", or it can be said that "the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman wins". He won the final victory without any suspense.

Xia Rong recalled the only two requirements given to them by the program director before recording: inspirational and joyful. Now inspirational is definitely inspirational enough, joy... The audience should really feel very happy to see their miserable appearance...

The task of the program was successfully completed—hey, the members of "Team Liang Shanbo" said: I am so tired, I feel like I will never love again!

After the "Romeo team" announced the victory, the "goddess" as the final reward also appeared on the stage. Because the "Romeo team" was the winner, the female guest was dressed up and slowly appeared on the high platform in the shape of "Juliet".

The lights were turned on like a dream, "Juliet" was dressed in a European-style dress, elegant and radiant, the male guests cheered and applauded in unison, and Xia Rong... Xia Rong wanted to say, this is all running away It's been a whole day, and he hasn't had a bite of hot food. Even the little Shiba Inu and the little Zhe Er are provided with food. Can he sue the program group for abuse!

The current shots are mainly focused on the three winners, so no one noticed Xia Rong's expression. Moreover, after a while, he also took the initiative to adjust his expression so that there would be no material to edit later.

The female guest who plays "Juliet" in this episode is the popular little flower Tang Feifei. Xia Rong is not very happy that the program group can still invite a famous little flower like Tang Feifei after spending a lot of money to invite them. Accident. Because the female guests only need to show their faces and perform a scene at the end, they can gain the opportunity to be on the same stage with many "male gods" and "little fresh meat", and there are hot topics to discuss, which is easy and cost-effective. I'm afraid it's not a rush.

According to the rules, Tang Feifei has to choose a member of the "Romeo team" and complete the interpretation of the happy ending of "Romeo and Juliet" with her. After watching it with a smile for a while, she said the name of the "co-actor" she chose: "Ye Mang."

Xia Rong originally thought that she would choose Su Chi. After all, in his opinion, Su Chi is the most handsome member of the "Romeo" team - someone who can be compared with Xia Rong himself and become an opponent must be The most handsome guy besides him!

But Ye Mang has become popular recently, and it is indeed very topical. Maybe Tang Feifei has her own considerations... Xia Rong comforted herself in her heart, watching Ye Mang walk up to the high platform, holding Tang Feifei's arm, The two looked at each other "affectionately", like a pair of lovers.

What's interesting is that Ye Mang didn't forget to bring his little Pomeranian with him when he stepped onto the stage, as well as all the other "little assistants" today. Jumped onto the stage.

"Romeo and Juliet" is surrounded by all kinds of fluffy and lively pets, and there is a kind of warmth in the night. Ye Mang also spoke to the camera: "Animals are man's best friends. This is not a slogan, really. We fought side by side with them through the process of doing tasks today, and we can really feel that they are cute, smart, And loyal to humanity."

Gao Junming also said: "Like my Labrador, it has been a guide dog for a long time. It is the eyes of many blind people, bringing them light."

Ye Mang nodded and said: "That's right, my family's Pomeranian and Xia Rong's Shiba Inu have also brought joy to many people and helped humans relieve loneliness. Shiba Inu used to be hunting dogs, and their help to human beings is real. .”

"My family's Silver Gradient English Short Folded Ears." Su Chi said, "The Folded Ears are actually born with genetic defects. If they are not properly bred, the probability of genetic diseases in Folded Eared cats will be greatly increased. So Friends in front of the TV, if you like folded ears and think they are cute, it is best not to buy them yourself to raise them. If you must raise them, please go to a regular cattery. Folded eared cats have a gentle personality and will bring you comfort And joy, but the moment you choose to raise it, you must be mentally prepared to protect it for a lifetime."

In fact, this is the only place in the entire program where there is a clear script. The script describes the functions and contributions of these animals, as well as some precautions. The guests are required to express it in their own words, and at the end deepen the "love and care" Animals, love for human friends" theme.

However, Xia Rong didn't feel disgusted at all with this only script, instead he recited it willingly. After running around for a whole day, he really felt that these little animals are little angels, Xiao Chai is so smart, and Xiao Zheer is so obedient, so what's the point of caring more within his ability!

Moreover, what Su Chi said about Zhe Er really moved him a little. Although I don't know why... Xia Rong couldn't help turning his face away, secretly looking at Su Chi who was standing not far away.

Su Chi was lowering his head, gently pinching the little folded ear pads in his hands, his thin lips parted slightly, as if he was talking to it—

Well, here is another Li Erying short hidden in the crowd, it also needs to be taken care of, right