How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Chapter 18: I will raise you well, the royal cat food is fine!

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Xia Rong pinched the little claws in his hands over and over again, studying with a serious face: "You really developed new skills..."

Su Chi let him pinch and pinch in a good-tempered manner, and said: "At first I was not used to it, and only used paws to slap. Later, I observed some wild cats and found that they can separate their paws when doing fine movements. This time Tried it, it really worked.”

Xia Rong rubbed the soft pads, but was still not satisfied, and proposed: "Your paws are dirty, let me wash them for you!"

The cat version of Su Chi's pupils under the light is a vertical line, which looks cold and sharp at first glance. Even so, Xia Rong also felt that he could see a smile in his eyes. Su Chi said: "It's not digging Does coal support the family? The black spots on the paws should be."

Xia Rong didn't understand Su Chi's intention of emphasizing the word "family", but it didn't affect him happily hugging the cat version of Su Chi to wash his paws. When he pressed Su Chi's fleshy claws into the clear water, Su Chi flinched suddenly, but he quickly took the initiative to send the claws back.

"What's wrong?"

"It seems to be an instinctive reaction." Su Chi said, "Fortunately, I can restrain myself."

"Oh, it seems that most cats are afraid of water, right?" Xia Rong rubbed the little paws in his hands, and suddenly thought of a possibility, "But not all cats are afraid of water. Do you think it will, you have become so A cat actually exists in reality? Maybe when you turned into a cat, you were exchanging bodies with it?"

"..." Su Chi paused and said, "We have to wait for the news of 'Su Chi running naked in the street without fear of the eyes of passers-by' to confirm."

"...Pfft." Xia Rong imagined the scene when this news hit the headlines, and couldn't help laughing, "Then let's pray that's not the case."

"... But for now." The cat version of Su Chi suddenly raised his face and looked at Xia Rong, "When I became a cat, I couldn't sense anything else, I could only feel you."

The bathroom was dimly lit, and Su Chi opened his cosmetic contact lenses, making his pupils appear extremely black. His paws were still held in Xia Rong's hands, and his black and clear eyes looked at him, which made Xia Rong suddenly have a strong sense of responsibility to be relied on wholeheartedly.

After wiping Su Chi's paws with his own towel, Xia Rong couldn't keep hugging him, put him on the ground, and said, "I'll go to the bedroom and find something for you. You can wait for me in the living room or come with me." Row."

Xia Rong walked halfway and quietly turned around, and found that Su Chi was following him step by step, which made him feel an inexplicable sense of satisfaction.

Xia Rong was looking for things in the bedroom cabinet, and Su Chi jumped onto Xia Rong's bed. Because the villa is regularly cleaned by someone, the bed is very smooth and clean. Xia Rong caught sight of Su Chi getting into bed from the corner of his eye, but didn't say anything about him, and let him turn around on his bed.

Because the things were hidden deep, Xia Rong searched for a while before finding them at the bottom of the cabinet. He handed the things he found to the cat like a treasure offering: "Look."

"what is this?"

"When I was a child, I lost everything. My mother sewed me a small pocket, just enough to hold a mobile phone key. There is a buckle on the belt, which can be worn on the back or tied around the waist. If you feel like changing in the future, you can First fasten this small pocket, the phone keys are all in it, and after the transformation, adjust it and it should be just enough to hold it. It won’t be that you can’t hold it with a cat, it’s inconvenient to carry it, and you won’t be able to contact me in the end.”

Su Chi lowered his eyes and looked at the small pocket on his body: "Thank you, your mother is so kind to you."

"Aren't all parents like this..." Xia Rong was a little embarrassed, "Besides, I was really forgetful when I was young."

"My parents are not like this." Su Chi lowered his head, and gently arched his head against Xia Rong's fingers, "My parents divorced when I was very young, and they didn't take much care of me. , probably a cash cow."

"Is it like this..." Xia Rong couldn't help but stroke Su Chi's hair with his fingertips. No wonder Su Chi became such a big cat. He neither wanted to contact his agent nor inform his parents unless he had to. I have been used to being independent since I was a child, so I don't have much trust in other people.

Then his trust in himself is even more amazing and commendable... Xia Rong said: "Your transformation has become too unstable. If you continue to be like this in the future, why don't you just come to me and I will support you." Well, there is no shortage of rations for a cat in my family, and the royal cat food is fine!"

... The most important thing is that this cat is beautiful and smart! No loss!

Su Chi licked his paw, raised his head and said, "Is there anyone missing?"

"..." Xia Rong froze for a moment. Although he didn't quite understand Su Chi's meaning, he somehow felt that the atmosphere had become slightly subtle.

He was hesitating what to say when the cat version of Su Chi turned his face away, then glanced at the small pocket on his body, and suddenly said, "Is this pocket for women?"

The subtlety in Xia Rong's mind disappeared in an instant, and it was replaced by anger and anger: "... I was in poor health when I was a child, isn't it normal to be raised as a girl! Don't give it back to me!"

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When Xia Rong came out of the shower, the cat version of Su Chi was obediently lying on the side of the pillow waiting for him. He stretched out his hand and scratched the cat's chin, feeling warm from the bottom of his heart: I really want to raise a cat as obedient and smart as Su Chi, but it's a pity that he has to turn back into a human...

As soon as this thought came up, it was immediately suppressed by Xia Rong's own conscience: Bah, if you want Su Chi to accompany you with a cat body forever, won't your conscience hurt!

In order to hide his guilty conscience, he rubbed Su Chi's paw: "Don't you feel it now? Don't you have the premonition that you will change back? Then what about your work tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?"

Su Chi cooperatively raised his paw and rubbed it for him: "Frankly speaking, after these few times, I actually feel that my ability to control this body is getting stronger and stronger. I will be able to change back about tomorrow morning, and there is no recent demand. I can even feel the premonition of transforming again, and after a few more times, I can freely manipulate my transformation between humans and cats."

"Is it so good?!" Xia Rong's eyes lit up, "Then do you count yourself as a blessing in disguise? If you want to become a cat, you can become a cat, and if you want to become a person, you can become a person. Doesn't it mean that you can do many things without worrying about being judged by reporters and fans?" Found it? For example, on a date or something, you can turn into a cat and slip past, and then turn into a human being with your girlfriend!"

To have this idea, Xia Rong certainly has life experience: "Let me tell you, when I was in love, it was so rare to go on a date once, it was like learning from the West. , I have to go back to filming and run an announcement before my butt is hot... If you can really change as you want in the future, then I should envy you... Hey, why bite me!"

Su Chi retracted the tip of his teeth calmly: "Oh, the teeth are slippery."

… What a new operation is tooth slipping! Do you have itchy teeth

Su Chi didn't bite hard, Xia Rong only left two shallow teeth marks on his fingers, and the skin wasn't even broken. However, Xia Rong is still worried about being treated as a teeth grinding stick: "Since you can change back tomorrow morning, don't sleep in the same bed with me tonight! Open your eyes and see a naked man on the bed, too His mother is exciting, if sister Yi is afraid that I won't get up and come to look for me at home, she will really jump into the Yellow River and won't be able to wash it off... You go, you can sleep in the guest room or on the sofa, I will find it for you A little blanket?"

Su Chi: ... Hmph.

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When he woke up the next day, Su Chi had indeed turned back into a human form. Xia Rong found him a set of loose clothes, and he knew that he would repay his kindness and offered to make breakfast for Xia Rong.

Su Chi's cooking skills were surprisingly good, which made Xia Rong, who thought he was going to order takeout, very satisfied, and his evil desire to keep a snail kitten in captivity became stronger.

Except for the longing for the snail kitten, everything else was fine. Shu Yi didn't come to "catch the rape", and the tabloid reporters didn't come over to watch. Su Chi left Xia Rong's residence without incident.

As soon as Su Chi left, Shuyi's phone call followed: urging Xia Rong to get on the plane quickly and start catching up with today's urgent schedule.

It's really like what Su Chi said, he didn't have the premonition to transform into a cat in the near future, and he never took the initiative to ask Xia Rong for help. After a few days of such calm, Xia Rong even began to feel empty for the days without cat masturbation and meat claws, especially when he participated in a backstage interview with a certain fox. After the greeting, the fans began to ask how his "Po Po" was doing.

Xia Rong snorted and said, "Popo? What is he eating now? It's delicious, life is fulfilling, it's good!"

Until a week later, it was time for the recording of "Liang Shanbo and Romeo", and it was also the time when the "six most handsome men in the universe" gathered again.

With the exploration of the first episode, this time the program team put forward clearer requirements, asking each guest to have a three-day schedule, and not allowing agents and assistants to follow. Because the six guests participating in the recording are basically popular stars, it is extremely difficult to get everyone's schedule, so as long as the work starts, the recording is guaranteed to be completed within three days, and there is no chance of re-recording or correction. This regulation, on the contrary, saves the time of the stars to the greatest extent.

On the eve of departure, Xia Rong watched the lively discussions in the "Most Handsome Man in the Universe (6)" group. About guessing the routines of the program group, how to use the rules and even break the rules, Kang Yifan, the little sun, took the lead. Friends It was a lively chat. Thinking of seeing these people again, especially the disobedient "Popo", Xia Rong couldn't help but feel some anticipation from the bottom of his heart.

Sitting on the car announcing the return trip, Xia Rong, who was sometimes indifferent to the phone, and sometimes smiled sweetly, frightened Xiao Zhou who was sitting next to him: "Brother Rong, are you okay? I have a headache, is it tired? Not tired?"

Xia Rong gave her a white look: "Don't guess, my insomnia has been much better recently, okay?"

After chatting nonsense with Xiao Zhou, and then bowed his head, Xia Rong found that "Po Po", whom he loves and hates so much, sent a WeChat message: "Xia Rong, have you watched the promotional video?"

"What promo?"

"The "Liang Shanbo and Romeo" was just posted by the official blog of the program team just two minutes ago."

There was a pause, and he added:

"It's about us."