How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Chapter 22: The first emperor died in the middle of his business before he started his business

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Xia Rong turned his head and met Su Chi's gaze. Xia Rong has long been familiar with the routines of variety shows, and knows that if he intentionally messes up in the later stage, it is very likely that in the picture at this time, the two people's eyes are confronting each other, and sparks and lightning are crackling in the air.

But Xia Rong himself knew that the eyes he looked at Su Chi were actually full of sincerity and concern: "Isn't it going to become a cat again? Today's clothes are too big, it's okay, come to the bowl!"

Su Chi also looked back at him tacitly: "No, I'm fine, forget it."

There was a silent expression of refusal in the eyes.

Although Xia Rong was a little discouraged about not being able to flirt with cats openly, on second thought, it would be nice to be able to compete with acquaintances as partners. In case of any emergencies on the road to Suchi (only for changing cats), he can help take care of them One click (cat form only)—

Ah, cats are so cute!

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The director was of course both surprised and delighted that Su Chi could take the initiative to stand up and ask to be in the same group as Xia Rong: These two are the most popular in the traffic, the most popular among the popular ones, and the program team has worked hard to invite them to come over. Is it just to use the conflict between the two of them as a gimmick and topic

The grouping by height in the first episode was actually designed to put the two of them in opposing teams, and the actual program effect did not disappoint them. Presumably, after the intense editing, the audience will remember this pair of old enemies. Now, Su Chi can stand up so automatically and self-consciously, asking to put the two of them in a team to compete, it's like rushing to give pillows when he fell asleep!

The director smiled all over his face and deliberately asked Xia Rong in a provocative way: "Xia Rong, do you choose to fight?"

In front of the camera, Xia Rong spread his folding fan sideways, and smiled casually: "Of course."

"He's so into the show, haha." Kang Yifan smiled, and at the same time held a sword flower with one hand, and made a pose. Because he had filmed ancient costume sitcoms when he was a child, his movements are so smooth and smooth, which is also very good-looking, "I want to challenge Jin Shiyi's hero, I wonder if Jin Shiyi's hero is willing to fight?"

It is said that Xia Rong is in the play, he is more in the play than Xia Rong. Moreover, the opponent he chose was obviously deeply involved in the drama, and he came out with his head held high, and he bowed his hands upright: "Jin Shiyi fights!"

The remaining two are Ye Mang, an honest man who has never been a moth, and Gao Junming, who is not a middle school student, and Gao Junming, who seems to be an honest man. When they look around, they only see each other. They look at each other very simply. They shook hands with each other—"please give me more advice."

"Hahaha you too, please give me more advice."

"..."

"..."

A ray of cold wind blows. The two of them remained silent for a while, then silently let go of their hands.

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After the director team announces the official start of the first round of the game, all competing teams will set out to the "place with tea" in order to complete the task "Entering the rivers and lakes for the first time".

Xia Rong and Su Chi's group were the last ones to set off. The rules require the stars to run over. Before setting off, they can have a short time to tidy up and touch up their makeup. Xia Rong just took a moment to put the jade pendant that he had pulled off into the hands of Xiao Zhou who was accompanying him—reality shows do not allow managers and assistants to accompany them in principle, but artists work hard, and many assistants just follow them from a distance. When entering the camera, the program crew usually turns a blind eye.

Xiao Zhou was also the one who saw Mr. Yu's "gifting jade" in the dressing room, and asked in surprise, "Why did you take it off?"

Xia Rong was in a hurry to go back to record the video, and didn't say much: "I'm not sure if this thing is good or bad, you take it first, and try to keep it as far away from us as possible. If you are afraid, it's fine if you don't take it with you, just forget Just put it where you want."

Xiao Zhou's focus is: "...'us'?"

Mainly the cat spirit. Xia Rong thought silently, but I can't tell you.

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Xia Rong, who let go of his worries, ran more briskly like the wind. Originally, most of the male stars in the circle need to work out to build muscle, and Xia Rong is a person who likes sports since he was a student. He can play football or basketball. It is about a thousand meters from the starting point to the task point. He lightly I ran down easily, without panting, but for some reason, I felt my head hurt a bit from the wind.

When he arrived at the mission point, Xia Rong turned his head and found that Su Chi had arrived almost at the same time as him. People, they are still competitors!

He still remembers the oolong incident in the last episode of "Snipe and Clam Fighting, and the Fisherman Gains". He couldn't tell how he would be ridiculed after it was broadcast. Shame on me!

The key word of the task point is "a place with tea", which is actually very simple. It should be a teahouse with a big word "tea" that can be seen from a distance. When Xia Rong saw the small video camera outside the teahouse, he confirmed his thoughts even more: "It should be here!"

He walked into the teahouse ambitiously, but found that when the proprietress of the teahouse looked up, why did she seem... familiar

The proprietress has a pink face and peach cheeks, she is bright and gorgeous, and she is the popular little flower Meng Xuan. Xia Rong had filmed a campus idol drama with her several years ago, because Meng Xuan was too gorgeous in appearance and mediocre in acting, no matter how she acted, she didn't look like a pure girl of sixteen or seventeen, so the drama failed, and Meng Xuan never Taking the line of "what a pure and unpretentious old lady is to be a coquettish bitch" really made her shine and become more and more popular.

It seems that Meng Xuan is the "final goddess" of this issue, but the program group is obviously not satisfied with inviting such popular florets, but only let them show their faces in the last scene and be a vase, but instead let them also Participate in the process of the program.

Seeing that it was Xia Rong who came in, Meng Xuan immediately called him "Tong Mu" with a smile. Xia Rong was stunned for a moment before realizing that this was the name of the leading actor in the idol drama they acted in. He thought for a while before remembering, and called her: "Uh... Xiaoru!"

He Xiaoru was the name of the heroine of that idol drama, but Xia Rong really couldn't remember the heroine's last name, so she could only call her by a nickname. Meng Xuan smiled and said: "I knew it, you must not remember clearly, anyway, you have always been so big..."

Su Chi had already lifted the curtain and came in. Xia Rong didn't know how much he heard, anyway, he shook hands with Meng Xuan as soon as he came here, with a smile on his face: "Long time no see, I also filmed commercials with you, don't wait a while." Partial."

Meng Xuan smiled and said, "No, no, you two are male gods..."

Xia Rong took the opportunity to ask: "Then who is handsome?"

Meng Xuan froze for a moment, then burst out laughing, stroking her hair by her ears for the camera, as if she didn't know how to answer. Xia Rong didn't intend to press for a result, so the three of them laughed, and this paragraph can be uncovered, and they started to talk about the rules of the game.

"When a hero first enters the rivers and lakes, the first thing he must have is extraordinary eyesight and hearing, so that he can practice peerless martial arts." Meng Xuan said softly, actually reading from the script, "Later, I will invite heroes to stand Behind the curtain, the proprietress will dance and sing for the hero through a layer of veil. The hero needs to guess the title of the song based on the proprietress's dancing posture and singing. The knight who guesses more songs correctly within the same time period wins, and the victorious hero Master—" She raised her head and cast a wink, "I will get a martial arts secret book from the proprietress."

The rules are actually quite easy to understand, in fact, it’s just a guessing song title game in disguise. And the prompts are quite comprehensive, with both physical performance and humming reminders, it is very easy to guess the title of the song—sure enough, the challenge of "First Entering the Rivers and Lakes" is not too difficult, and the program group is not forever They are all so stupid!

——Until Xia Rong saw Meng Xuan put on the pair of headphones that looked like she was playing super heavy metal music.

The order of accepting the "Trial of the Boss Wife" is determined by the order of entering the teahouse. Xia Rong goes in first and stands behind the curtain. Because the place is small, there is only one fixed camera behind the curtain. His follow-up photographer Filming how Meng Xuan performed outside.

Xia Rong was separated by a layer of dreamy ochre-colored veil. Outside the curtain, the charming lady boss sang melodiously and danced gracefully, but his mood did not fluctuate, and he even wanted to drop his headset a little bit.

Damn, whoever can tell what song it is from this confusing and unpredictable humming, he will take his surname!

And Meng Xuan, don't sing any more, your idol baggage has been shattered all over the place! ! !

Xia Rong's mood collapsed, and he rushed his head depressed, feeling that his head hurt even more when he was blown by the wind. Moreover, he gradually felt more than just a headache, it seemed that the joints of all parts of his body were aching.

He was so painful that he wanted to squat down, but he remembered that this was recording a program, and there was a camera next to him, so he took a step back and tried his best to lean against the wall behind him, maintaining his standing posture. But in this way, he would have no time to pay attention to Meng Xuan's humming and performance.

He felt more and more wrong with himself, his whole body was dry and hot, but from the cracks in the bone marrow, there was a threatening coldness. The eyes kept shaking, and the light and color were distorted for a moment. He wanted to open his mouth to stop, and wanted to tell the director that he was not feeling well, but he couldn't utter a word after closing his lips several times.

At the moment when he finally fell down, relying on the star's greatest instinct, he pulled the black cloth on one side to cover the only camera beside him.

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Five seconds later, a fluffy meat claw protruded tremblingly from the messy pile of men's clothes on the ground.

Xia Rong: "..."

Xia Rong originally thought that his fall would not only be earth-shattering, but at least shock the people in the recording program. Who knew that the result was that he fell down without a sound, and turned into a cat without a sound.

With Su Chi first, Xia Rong's ability to accept "becoming a cat" is actually quite strong. He raised a meat pad, put it in front of his eyes, and watched it back and forth.

Well, the palm is pink, the claws are white, the hair is orange, and then I turned my head to look at myself...

Xia Rong was furious.

—Why Su Chi Bianmao is a beautiful silver-graded British short-breed cat, and he is a small orange cat in the Chinese countryside! There must be discrimination in the cat world, there must be some!

Also, how is this show going to be recorded? Entering the rivers and lakes for the first time, his road to the rivers and lakes is about to die before it even starts!

Is it really okay for the first emperor to die in the middle of his business before he started his business? !