How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Chapter 24: What kind of intimacy?

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Xia Rong felt that he would be embarrassed. What Su Chi said just now must bear more than 90% of the responsibility - what "if you want to change back quickly, you can be as close as you can", it is hard for any normal adult not to be crooked Bar? !

However, Xia Rong also immediately realized that he was really wrong. After all, in the current state of the two of them, no matter whether it is to let the cat be a man, or a man come to be a cat, it is too insane! Different ways for humans and cats, adult human males and non-neutered male cats, even more different ways!

... wait, he's a tomcat now, right

Xia Rong quickly sat down on the camera cover, spread out two cat legs, and lowered his head to confirm—great, the balls are still there!

Eager to see if Eggy existed or not, Xia Rong forgot the existence of the onlookers for a moment, until he heard a chuckle from above his head, his face suddenly became hot. Because the place was too small to move, he could only lean forward temporarily, with his two fleshy arms sticking out in front of him, hastily blocking the scenery between his legs.

"What's so interesting about cat eggs, I'm not without them." Su Chi laughed at him, then was suddenly distracted by his ears, and gently poked them with his fingertips, "Why are your ears missing?" Got a piece?"

"Huh?" Xia Rong shook his ears.

"A small piece is missing." Su Chi's expression became serious, "Why do you think this is? Is the transformation into a cat's form based on me, or is it like you said that time, maybe it is existing with reality? Cat swap?"

"What kind of gap?" Xia Rong also had a thought, as if thinking of something, stretched out his "hand" to touch his ear, but the cat's paw pads were round and soft to the touch, and he didn't quite get used to it for a while. I couldn't feel anything at all, and soon became discouraged, "Forget it, there is no mirror here, I will talk about it later. Hurry up now, uh..."

He stuttered for a rare moment before continuing: "Well, what, what is an intimate method?"

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"According to my own experience." Su Chi was really in a hurry, and he didn't forget to stroke Xia Rong's furry back with his palm during the "explaining", "The effect of skin contact is the most common, and the larger the contact area, the better the effect." Good; then there is body fluid contact, which should be two-way. At present, I have only tried saliva. Compared with skin contact, the effect is almost geometrically multiplied; according to this rule, the best effect should be saliva exchange, or direct body fluid Swapping, although I haven't tried it, is still in the conjecture stage - but in theory, I personally think it should be like this."

Su Chi's narrative is clear and rigorous, just like giving a report at an academic conference... However, Xia Rong still grasped the fleeting point: "... wait a minute, when did you try to spit it out?" ?”

Su Chi: "..."

"What time is it? I have licked you many times. Like this." Su Chi choked for a moment, and then he continued the conversation naturally. He stretched out his hand and touched Xia Rong's cat with his fingertips. next to the mouth. This reminded Xia Rong that when Su Chi was in the cat form, he had indeed licked his fingers intentionally or unintentionally many times, and he hadn't thought about it at all at the time: What's the point of letting the cat lick it

After all, the reason why Xia Rong would go to Java when he thinks of "saliva contact" now is not to blame Su Chi's "intimacy theory"!

After successfully dumping the pot in his heart, Xia Rong also tried to restore his normal tone: "Oh, so, the exchange of saliva is, um, kissing? If you don't kiss, then I spit, you spit, our saliva Is it okay to mix together?"

"That's not called exchanging saliva, it's called polluting the environment." Su Chi couldn't help laughing, "You can do this if you want, either I drink your saliva or you drink mine. I declare in advance that I have a slight cleanliness habit. It's impossible to drink your saliva."

… gross! Xia Rong thought about it in a different position, and was immediately disgusted by the imaginary feeling, so he should give up this plan!

Because of his honest focus on empathy, he didn't notice the deep meaning hidden in Su Chi's sentence "not under special circumstances".

"Time is running out, let's hurry up." Su Chi took out the wet wipes he asked the staff just now to wipe off his hands, and looked at Xia Rong solemnly, "Saliva exchange and body fluid exchange are currently unrealistic. With so much fluff, it's not very convenient for me to come here. Efficiency is paramount, let's get started—"

After much deliberation, this seems to be the only solution!

Xia Rong, the orange cat version, just opened his mouth in such a dazed way, holding a finger of the Twolegs in front of him, and licked it blankly.

After licking half of Su Chi's finger wet, Xia Rong felt a little dry in his mouth—

It's strange, why Su Chi licked his fingers so many times before, and he was frank and didn't feel anything wrong at all, why this time it was his turn, he felt smoke coming from the top of his head and his face was burning. ? Fortunately, he has thick hair on his face now, so it's hard to tell if he's blushing or not.

By the way, it must be the posture in which he is holding Su Chi's fingers, puffing, puffing, licking up and down carefully, it's too easy to make people fantasize!

Xia Rong prayed with tears streaming down his face from the bottom of his heart: Hurry up to take effect, and quickly change back to human form... let this shame play end as soon as possible!

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After Su Chi contributed his finger, he remained quite quiet, allowing the little orange cat to hold it and lick it. After a while, he raised his other hand, opened Xia Rong's mouth, and touched his teeth with his fingertips. .

Just as Xia Rong was about to turn his head, he heard him say, "Judging from the degree of wear and tear of your lower jaw teeth, your body should be between one and a half and two years old. It's weird, it's almost exactly the same as my own wear... Could it be that we Are these two cats actually connected? Twins...?"

Xia Rong finally had a chance to despise Su Chi, and with his fingertips in his mouth, he couldn't help but complain vaguely: "A silver gradient short and a Chinese pastoral orange cat are the same. Twins? Are you rambunctious?"

Su Chi looked serious: "Maybe we don't know much about cat breeds. Your body is not all orange, but light orange and creamy white. Maybe you are creamy and white Scotch fold? Japanese shorthair cat? A not-so-good-looking English short...?"

The last sentence successfully angered Xia Rong, and he yelled at Su Chi's hand: "Get out! I'm so handsome, can you crack the sky!"

... Although he still can't see what he has become, Xia Rong firmly believes that even if he becomes a cat, he must be the most handsome and shining one in the group of cats!

Su Chi laughed, and rubbed his paw pads: "I'm sorry, I'm not saying you're not good-looking, but you don't look like Yingshou... Now, regardless of twins or brothers, I still think the two cats we have become must be There is some kind of connection. Otherwise, I won’t transform, and I can only sense you in the dark, and only the two of us can understand each other’s calls. This should also be a reminder that we need to be in close contact .”

"I have a guess." He thought for a while, and said, "I think the intimate contact between us is actually absorbing or replenishing some kind of energy? The reason why different levels of contact have different effects is because the energy is different. In the other person's body, the closer the body is to the body, the greater the energy concentration. That's why skin contact is less effective than saliva contact, and body fluid contact is less than body fluid exchange... When the energy accumulated in the body is sufficient, it can support us Switching between a cat’s body and a human’s body is probably because a cat’s body consumes less energy than a human’s body, so it takes more effort to transform from a cat to a human?”

When he said this, he suddenly paused, and said: "If this is the case, will the effect of the blood be very obvious? Otherwise, I..."

Xia Rong found that Su Chi's mobility was amazing—although he was still saying "Otherwise...", he had already decisively pulled out his fingertips that were drenched by Xia Rong, and was about to send them to his mouth. —Is this the rhythm of bloodletting on the spot without hesitation when you think about it!

Xia Rong hurriedly dragged Su Chi back, and hugged his fingers tightly with two fleshy claws: "Don't make trouble! I won't drink your blood! Don't move!"

Su Chi looked down at him, as if to confirm whether Xia Rong was disgusted or distressed. After a while, he sighed softly, and put his finger back into the little orange cat's mouth: "... up to you."

Xia Rong actually understood Su Chi's conjecture, and now he skillfully sucked Su Chi's fingers again, and analyzed: "Tell me, is it like the common setting in novels and anime, in some When a person's body wears out too much, in order to save energy, they will shrink their body, or simply return to a juvenile body?" He looked at the toga with large sleeves Su Chi was wearing at the moment, and quickly thought of a martial arts character, "— Just like Tianshan Child Elder, if she turns into a little girl, we turn into cats?"

Even though he said so, Xia Rong quickly couldn't help doubting himself, and muttered: "...but Tianshan Child Elder has practiced the magic skill of rejuvenation, we don't have it? Uh...you don't?"

Su Chi pinched his fleshy cat face angrily and funny: "How could I have it. Forget it, let's not get entangled in the reason, let's think about where to start to solve it. The jade pendant of Old Yu is a clue. Afterwards, we can test him, or find another expert; another clue is the relationship between the two cats we have transformed into. Perhaps, we can find out the relationship between them by confirming their relationship. A way to stably switch energy between cats and humans."

"My dad also knows a lot of masters, so let's ask them first." Perhaps it was Mr. Yu's "magic" performance that left a shadow on Xia Rong, anyway, he didn't want to explore the first line. Instead, I focused more on the second clue, "There are only those kinds of relationships that require intimacy, either relatives or lovers. You said that these two cats are similar in age, and they are not twins or brothers. Then it is very likely that they are childhood sweethearts... Hey, no, aren't these two male cats?!"

"What's wrong with the male cat?" Su Chi asked with a smile, "What are you talking about about childhood sweethearts?"

"... gay?" Xia Rong was still a little unbelievable, "Cats can also be gay? Can't they? The one you turned into is so beautiful, isn't mine ugly..."

"Who said it's not good-looking?" Su Chi's eyes were slightly bent, and the warm wind in early summer was blowing in from outside the heavy curtains, making the veil flutter.

A soft kiss fell on the tip of Xia Rong's head like a dragonfly.

"Cute is crying, you know?"