An orange cat ponders under the moonlight.
A light orange and creamy orange cat, with its legs spread out, was sitting on a soft hotel bed, bathed in the moonlight, thinking quietly.
A fluffy little orange cat in light orange and milky white...
Xia Rong said: Don't think about it anymore, mother, this is definitely not a dream!
He raised his paw, and put a pad on the face of the sleeping cat beside him: "Don't sleep, Su Chi! Why are you sleeping on my bed!"
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After waking up, Yin Gradient Yingshou had a good attitude and confessed honestly: "Because you forgot to close the door."
Xia Rong: "..."
Yesterday, the program team arranged for them to live in a large suite, exactly six rooms, and each of them lived in one room. It is said that it is to enhance the relationship between the members and to facilitate the next day's game activities. Since Xia Rong had already closed the door once when he came in, when he entered the private room again, it felt almost like entering his own bedroom. Under extreme exhaustion, it was very likely that he forgot to lock the door.
Well, if this is the reason, it does make sense...
What a ghost!
I didn't lock the door, is that why you have a cat quietly sleeping next to me in the middle of the night? Think I'm stupid if I haven't learned the relationship between phenomenon and essence
Su Chi obviously also found that this reason was not enough to fool Xia Rong, so he changed it when he knew his mistake: "Because I sensed in advance that I might become a cat, I wanted to knock on the door to discuss it with you, but it turned out that you didn't lock the door and slept soundly." It's still very familiar. I can't bear to wake you up, and I'm also very sleepy, so I accidentally fell asleep."
Although Xia Rong didn't know how his "accidental" could "accidentally" sleep next to him, but he didn't think it was necessary to go into so many details. Maybe it was because he slept too hard? Now his main question is not this: "Didn't you say that you can basically control and switch back and forth between cats and humans?"
"Yes." Su Chi said calmly, "That's because I still sensed that you are about to transform."
Xia Rong looked down at his fluffy cat body, but was speechless: "..."
"Why can't I feel it myself, but you can feel it?" Xia Rong was puzzled, "I never felt it before, when are you going to transform."
"Maybe it's because you became late and your proficiency is not enough." Su Chi said, "How long is it before dawn? We have to hurry up, otherwise, when the sky dawns, there may not be any other moths in the program group , I think they definitely have intentions for letting us live in this kind of big suite."
When Xia Rong heard it, he felt that what he said was very reasonable, and immediately became nervous. Relying on his memory, he went to the bedside and pulled over the mobile phone that he had thrown away last night, while Su Chi taught him how to separate the claws so that he could slide open the screen lock precisely and check the time.
The phone screen showed that it was 4:30 in the morning, about seven hours had passed since Xia Rong fell asleep, and the sky outside had begun to brighten slightly.
The last time Director Xu came to "sneak attack" with a camera, it was only 5:30 in the morning, and this time it was the second day of recording, and everyone slept in a big suite. If there is a "sneak attack" today, the program crew will They may not be notified in advance.
Thinking of this, Xia Rong felt that time was running out even more. Su Chi's big and round cat eyes shone brightly and sharply in the dark: "It's not too late, let's start now."
The little orange cat sitting opposite him also nodded solemnly.
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In the dimly lit room, a silver-graded British short and a Chinese pastoral orange cat, head to head, lay down together seemingly incomparably intimate.
The scene of these two cats grooming each other is happening.
Because of the various omissions of the two lazy cats, the dialogue seems a bit intriguing at first glance—
"It's really the first time I've done this kind of thing..."
"(Tim Mao Tim De)'s tongue is so sore, I'm going to die (I'm really tired, I don't want to do it anymore)..."
"Go down a little bit more, (it's time to back up) I can't reach..."
"Don't move around too much, (the chaos kicked me) hit me (head) hurts..."
"Meow ow ow ow..."
"Meow ow ow ow ow!"
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Xia Rong: So the two-legged beast sounds like "meow ow ow" and "meow ow ow ow", what is there to attract people's daydreams!
They are as pure and upright as the snow water in Tianshan Mountain!
No way, we are just two kittens!
Before dawn, the two little cats, Xilihulu, who were busy grooming their hair, really worked hard.
Xia Rong, the orange cat version, couldn't help but feel very thankful: the program group still left some privacy for the artists in the room where they slept, and there were no monitors or listeners. Otherwise, if the two of them had just transformed back and hadn't had time to do any cover-ups, if they were discovered by accident, then jumping into the Yellow River to clean up version 4.0, I'm afraid it will happen again...
No, what time should it be now? Forget it, there are too many times, and he is completely too lazy to count.
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At 5:20 in the morning, the program team really had a "surprise attack" that was nothing new.
Wearing a big white vest, Xia Rong sat on the bed with dead fish eyes, watching the director lead a group of cameras, and happily pushed a "big turntable" in, announcing that the "morning game" would start from him.
He could only rejoice from the bottom of his heart, fortunately, after more than half an hour of licking and fighting each other, he and a certain cat had successfully transformed back into human form five minutes ago.
The few seconds when they just transformed back into human form, facing each other naked, and their bodies were still tightly attached to each other, it was indeed very embarrassing. Fortunately, I don't know why, this time Su Chi's reaction became very fast. He jumped out of bed at the speed of light, pulled off his clothes and changed them in a few seconds, and walked out directly with his back to Xia Rong, leaving a calm "I'll go first." Let's go, contact us on WeChat if there is anything to do," and opened the door and went out.
Xia Rong sat on the bed naked, because she had just transformed from a cat shape back into a human body, and she was still a little confused. She didn't know why Su Chi was walking so fast.
He yawned in a daze, picked up the scattered clothes on the bed, put on his vest and big pants, and just yawned again tiredly, he watched his door creak open, followed by Everyone in the program team filed in.
Xia Rong looked down at the bed of cat fur that hadn't been cleaned under her body: "..."
Su Chi is really a god!
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Naturally, Su Chi didn't know that his current image of a "magic stick" in Xia Rong's mind was being elevated and sublimated infinitely. If he knew, he would definitely say something: I am not, I don't, that's not the case at all!
After he returned to his room, he took a cold shower, changed out of last night's clothes, and put on a new set. Not long after he got dressed in the bathroom, he heard a "beep" sound from the card slot on the door of his own room, and it seemed that many people had come in.
He walked out of the bathroom and saw that Xia Rong was leading, followed by a large group of directors and cameras. Seeing Su Chi coming out with wet hair, Xia Rong scratched his hair in embarrassment, pretending that "the sneak attack failed": "You got up so early? You have already started taking a bath."
Su Chi also made a surprised expression: "What are you doing?"
"Call for morning." Xia Rong pointed to the big turntable brought in by the staff behind him, "There are various punishment measures on it, turn it yourself, when you stop, where the arrow on the top is Follow the instructions above to call the next person."
"Huh? What did you switch to?"
Xia Rong chuckled and said, "Yeah."
"what?!"
"Just kiss anywhere, kiss you until you wake up, hahaha." Xia Rong was obviously very happy, "Fortunately, you are already up now, so you shouldn't need it?"
The last sentence he asked was about the on-site director. He was wearing a round-neck T-shirt today, and when he turned his face slightly, he revealed the soft white neck under the black hair.
The director nodded in agreement: Since Su Chi has bathed and changed his clothes, it's not realistic to act again, but Xia Rong needs to turn the turntable again later to ask others to make up shots.
Everyone present knew that such a large-scale matter of "kissing" would easily cause a backlash from fans for a traffic star like Xia Rong Su Chi who has many fans. The process is naturally fine. If there are too many traces of the performance, it will lead to large-scale protests from fans on both sides. Now that the show has not even aired a single episode, and the direction of the wind is unknown, everyone dare not take this risk for the time being.
Xia Rong agreed very readily: "No problem, then I will smoke again later, but don't get any more."
The director smiled and said, "No, no, it's not so easy to win."
"It's also hahaha." Xia Rong was happy, "And he got up after being drawn by Su Chi, so he escaped unharmed."
Su Chi: "..." I should be under the bed, not here...!
Although the heart is bleeding, the game still needs to be done. Su Chi turned the big carousel, and the morning call service he got was "scratch your face with a feather until you wake up". Xia Rong looked enviously: "You seem to be fun!" In the end, he turned the second time by himself, and one came out. "Using a squirt gun to slap your face until you wake up", this made him very happy: "Hahahaha I don't know who is so unlucky..."
He also hummed in a nonchalant manner: "The early bird gets the worms to play with, and the late worm gets sucked by the water..."
Su Chi and the on-site director looked at each other, their eyes full of silent sympathy for some unlucky guy in the future.
The order of calling is according to the room number, Xia Rong 01, Su Chi 02, Gao Junming 03, Zhang Xin 04, Ye Mang 05, Kang Yifan 06. Because Su Chi turned the turntable first, he was going to call Gao Junming in Room 03, and Zhang Xin in Room 04, who was postponed, became the unlucky bug who was about to be pummeled by the water.
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When Zhang Xin was sleeping soundly, but was woken up by the water flowing on his face, he was almost furious: "I c... who is it...!"
Being blinded by the water, he could only vaguely see the shaking figures in front of him and the dark lens, and only then did he realize that the shooting should have started. In addition, he found that the water on his face was not very cold, it should have been mixed with warm water, and the person who came had a conscience, so he managed to suppress his anger, sat up dripping wet, wiped his face and said: "... What is this for?"
Xia Rong was beside the bed, handing him the towel he had prepared long ago to wipe his face, laughing out of breath: "The program team let me do it, I can't help it hahaha."
Zhang Xin's face was tense and his eyes were smoldering: "I can't even sleep well, this show is a pit! The pit within the pit, the king of pits!"
"You just watch less variety shows." Xia Rong felt that the facts still had to be said, "From Korea to Japan, and then to our country, this routine is too common. I have seen it countless times."
Unconvinced, Zhang Xin showed him the ipad next to her bed: "I don't watch enough variety shows? Watch the videos on my ipad and say it again."
"OK!" Xia Rong looked at his ipad and said, "You just watch less variety shows. From Korea to Japan, and then to our country, this routine is too common. I have seen it countless times. …”
Zhang Xin: "..."
Xia Rong: "Do you want me to say it again?"
Zhang Xin: "..."