How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Chapter 30: Do you want to exhaust your husband to death?

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Shots are still being shot.

Xia Rong didn't know why he didn't move.

Su Chi's fingertips stayed on his eyelids for a while, and when Xia Rong couldn't help raising his hand, he moved away by himself.

Xia Rong heard him sigh lightly and said, "Forget it."

Xia Rong:

He thought he understood, but this "forget it" made him not understand again.

However, Su Chi didn't give him time to react slowly. He took two steps back, put a distance between Xia Rong and said, "Let's go, let's go separately. We can't be together, we are obviously hostile and don't do anything. It's easy to be suspicious."

In front of the camera, Xia Rong hugged his balloon again, and said "hmm" nonchalantly: "Okay, then I'll go paddling, be careful not to be discovered."

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The time of being able to paddle freely is relaxed and comfortable, while others are still tensely preparing for a surprise attack, or beware of being attacked. Xia Rong has already completed his secret mission under the verification of the director, and claims to be a super killer , staring at the camera for a long time.

The light Xia Rong also fought several encounters with his teammates. After Kang Yifan took the lead, Xia Rong and Gao Junming cooperated and smashed Zhang Xin's balloon together, and then was attacked by his old opponent Ye Mang who was hiding in the dark , struggling hard, although his balloon burst, but also bought time for Gao Junming, so that Ye Mang and himself were eliminated almost at the same time.

Unsurprisingly, the person who had the last laugh was Gao Junming. He has the strongest physical strength, and the entire "Romeo team" has maintained its advantage from beginning to end, and the number of cheats is considerable. No matter from the perspective of objective conditions or subjective factors, he is the one with the greatest hope.

In essence, the rules of the last round are that whoever can laugh last will laugh the best—not only will he lose one head, but he will also add two points to the team. Open a three-point gap.

In the end, Romeo team: Liang Shanbo team = 5:2, which is undoubtedly a complete victory for Romeo team. But this time, everyone was in no hurry to celebrate, because there was another time bomb that had been planted since the beginning of the recording waiting to be revealed—who is the killer

The six people looked at me and I looked at you, all with confused and innocent faces.

"It's not me anyway." Su Chi looked calm.

Xia Rong said: "It has nothing to do with me."

Ye Mang said: "I followed the process all the way, you all saw it, and I'm not a killer."

"If I were a killer, how could I work so hard all the way? Isn't it all in vain?" Gao Junming also had a good reason.

"Who is that?" Zhang Xin was at a loss.

"..."

Su Chi said: "I think Kang Yifan is weird."

Kang Yifan:? ?

Xia Rong clenched a fist with one hand and tapped the palm of the other hand: "I thought it was my illusion, I feel the same way!"

Kang Yifan: "...wait a minute?"

Su Chi's face didn't change: "He's very active today, and everyone has to walk around, maybe he's carrying out his secret mission."

Xia Rong: "When you say that, it seems to be true! Gao Junming, do you have any clues? Do you think it's him?"

Gao Junming quickly waved his hand: "There is no clue... I can't be sure..."

Zhang Xin: "But hearing what you said, it seems quite suspicious..."

Su Chi: "Besides, his results in each round today are very average, and he was the first one whose balloon was blown in Lunjian Huashan."

"..."

Six pairs of eyes shot at Kang Yifan.

Kang Yifan shouted: "It's not me! I was wronged! It's Su Chi who is leading the rhythm, he is the killer!"

Su Chi smiled calmly: "I'm just analyzing my own thoughts. If you are not convinced, feel free to vote for me."

Xia Rong sighed in his heart: Look at his psychological quality! They were all killers, he didn't dare to encourage others to vote for him so calmly.

While admiring him, he didn't forget to chime in: "Su Chi played a game today, but I still think it's Kang Yifan."

Kang Yifan: "It's really not me!!!"

The people who were confused and thoughtless vs the people who were organized and deliberately incited, plus the two killers who sang and agreed, the result was no suspense.

Kang Yifan's cry of grievances was completely regarded as background music. When the votes came out, Kang Yifan had five votes and Su Chi had one vote, a crushing victory.

When the director started to announce "The second issue of "Liang Shanbo and Romeo", in the theme of martial arts, have all the young heroes found the real killer? Now the results are announced...", Kang Yifan was still very indignantly insisting on shouting: " Why don't you believe me, the killer is definitely Su Chi! You really made a mistake!"

"It is now announced that all young heroes report the killer—" the director dragged his voice, "Failed!"

The rest of the people were shocked, but Kang Yifan jumped three feet high: "Look, I said it was Su Chi! Su Chi, you are too treacherous! Really, if it wasn't for him, I would take my head off and play it for you guys." !…”

The director said: "Congratulations to Xia Rong, you won the final victory of this issue!"

Kang Yifan: "...???"

Xia Rong; hee hee hee.

Su Chi: "Where's my ball? I want a rounder one."

Kang Yifan: ...

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It was only after Xia Rong was surrounded by the surprised and envious eyes of all the members for a while, and walked around the venue in high spirits, that he realized something was wrong: "...Director, did you miss someone's name?"

The director flipped through the script: "That's right."

"Impossible?" Anyway, now that the result has been revealed, Xia Rong asked without hesitation, "Shouldn't there be another killer? He has helped me a lot along the way, and he knows my secret mission..." He raised his hand and pointed to Su Chi who was standing beside the old god Zheng.

"Su Chi is indeed another killer." The director nodded.

Kang Yifan quickly jumped up: "Look, I said he is!!"

Ye Mang was also surprised and said: "... you?!... At that time?!... My God, it's a loss for you two not to be the best actor."

The director continued: "But Su Chi and you are not on the same side."

Xia Rong: "... huh?"

Su Chi smiled and said, "It's just killing one person, there is no need for two killers."

The director said: "He is here to kill you."

Xia Rong: "... huh???"

"There have always been two factions in the organization, and the struggle is fierce." Su Chi said solemnly, "While you were out on a mission, the higher-ups sent me to kill you. The higher-ups stole your mission content, so I know your secret mission , before killing you, I can assist you to complete the mission, after killing you, all the results of your mission will belong to me."

Xia Rong opened his eyes wide: "Hold the grass..."

Everyone else: "Damn it..."

Director: "Ahem, positive energy, positive energy, keep civilized, don't swear."

"You guys are Mission: Impossible? It's so complicated!" Xia Rong turned to the director, "Then what method is he going to use to kill me? Am I dead now? No, I won now, did he not succeed? "

Suddenly, he remembered the series of actions that Su Chi made to him at that time, which caused people to imagine...

Su Chi took the initiative: "I just touched your eyes for more than five seconds, and you didn't avoid it or doubt it. If I say 'you are dead' again, I will be considered successful."

"I c..." As soon as he finished speaking, the director eagerly reminded him, "Civilization!"

"... Pfft." This is Zhang Xin.

"It's super... Are you acting cute?" This is Kang Yifan's ruthless complaint.

"Fuck off!" Xia Rong said angrily, "You think I want to!"

Su Chi continued with a smile: "At that time, I thought it was too embarrassing to be too high school, and I couldn't do it anymore, so I gave up on my own initiative. And—" he also received a wink from the director, "And, after a few days with the brothers I got along with each other every day, and I was moved by their spirit and persistence, I decided to stop being a killer from today on, and from now on, I will change my ways and live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, over."

Everyone laughed and complained about his operation of "forcibly correcting the evil and returning to the right", but Xia Rong felt that his face was starting to steam—

Blame this gay show! What kind of secret mission is designed, one is more gay than the other!

He almost misunderstood that Su Chi liked him!

No wonder Su Chi couldn't do it at that time, and he definitely couldn't stand this extremely gay task! Su Chi, I misunderstood you, I'm so sorry!

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Xia Rong was crying from the bottom of his heart, when the director turned around again and said to him: "Congratulations on your victory in this issue, when you touched the earlobes of every knight, you poisoned them, and now they all Already on the verge of death—" The remaining four people tilted their heads in unison, stuck out half of their tongues, and pretended to be dying.

Xia Rongsheng had nothing to love and said: "I'll give them the antidote. I won't do any missions anymore, I also want to correct my evil ways and return to the right, and return to the mountains and forests..."

The little friends instantly revived with full blood on the spot, and all of them were radiant.

Ye Mang clasped his hands together: "Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately."

Kang Yifan hummed a ditty: "Both husband and wife return home~~~"

Zhang Xin hummed along: "You plow the field, you weave, and you carry water, you water the garden~~~"

Kang Yifan: "You sang wrongly, do you want to exhaust your husband to death?"

Xia Rong: "... You guys are enough!"

In the end, because it was the victory of the "Romeo" team, the goddess on stage was still "Juliet" dressed up. Meng Xuan's face was radiant and radiant, and all the members clapped and cheered in unison as they looked around.

As usual, she wanted to choose a member from the winning side as a "co-acting partner". She smiled and asked, "Can I choose Xia Rong?"

Before the director denied it, Xia Rong waved his hands again and again: "No, no, I'm a killer! Do you understand a killer, it's very cruel!"

Meng Xuan glared at him with anger and resentment, and finally chose Kang Yifan. This made Xia Rong heave a sigh of relief - he really couldn't resist a girl as beautiful and invincible as Meng Xuan who was too aggressive!

It's better to be Xiaoqing from his family... It's a pity that Xiaoqing is just a fictional character.

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When a group of people left the venue, they went out the gate, only to realize that it was almost dusk. This time, everyone was anxious to go back to sleep and catch up on sleep. Sitting on the return bus arranged by the program group, they were basically drowsy, and the car was quiet.

"Xia Rong."

Su Chi took the initiative to sit down beside Xia Rong, and after calling him, he lowered his voice: "Are you free soon? I think we need to spend some time together to investigate the clues I mentioned earlier."

Xia Rong quickly realized, thought for a while and said, "I will be filming a modern idol drama in Shudian recently. The shooting intensity is not high, so I should have time. I'll go back and check the schedule, and find a time when both of us are free." come out."

"Yeah." Su Chi nodded, looking at him softly with his black eyes, "If you have a hunch, please call me in advance, and I will try my best to rush there."

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome..." After Xia Rong confirmed that the "eye-touching incident" was his misunderstanding, his attitude towards Su Chi was much more natural, but at this moment, looking into Su Chi's eyes suddenly reminded him of One thing to come.

He raised his hand and touched his forehead lightly. Afraid of being discovered by Su Chi, he quickly put it down and looked out the window as if nothing had happened.

The scenery outside the car window is receding rapidly like a streamline, but because it is too big and vast, at first glance, it still looks like it has not changed, quietly snuggling under the setting sun.

Yuxia is scattered into a beautiful scenery, and Chengjiang is as quiet as a practice.