How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Chapter 35: Wait a minute, the pants are not finished yet

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Xia Rong turned sideways to let Su Chi in, and couldn't help staring at the family bucket in his hand, drooling: "It's so late, can it be okay to eat something so high in calories?"

"I usually have my own fitness plan, so Brother Han usually doesn't interfere with me." Su Chi said, "If you can't eat, then I'll eat it all myself."

Facing the aroma of the family bucket, Xia Rong flatly refused: "No! Even if you have a fitness plan, you can't indulge yourself like this! Let me help you share half of the calories!"

"Yeah." Su Chi smiled as if he had expected it, his eyes slightly curved, and said softly, "That's really hard work for you."

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At 9:30 in the evening, Xia Rong sat on the big bed in the hotel and turned on the TV, tuned to Orange Satellite TV, and waited for "Liang Shanbo and Romeo" to be broadcast. The air conditioner is blowing a refreshing cool breeze. After sitting next to Su Chi, I immediately feel that there is a lot of "popularity" in the room. In addition, you can twist a piece of chicken wing and drink a sip of iced Coke. In the past few days, Xia Rong felt the happiest moment.

While waiting for the show to start broadcasting, Xia Rong opened his small account to browse Weibo again. His fans are promoting and warming up in his super topic, scrolling through various beautiful pictures and show Reuters. It seems that everything is harmonious, peaceful and thriving.

I really don't know what it will be like after this episode is over - Xia Rong is a little worried because the broadcast is divided into two episodes, whether the program team will deliberately make troubles in editing to gain topics like the previous sideshow videos degree and attention.

Su Chi next to him was also looking down at his phone, Xia Rong couldn't help but leaned over to look at his screen: "What are you looking at?"

Su Chi is also on Weibo, but what he reads is the #梁山伯与罗米奥# topic. Compared with personal content, the content of this topic is more comprehensive and complicated. It can be used by anyone, including fans, passers-by, and even black fans. There are all haunted, different angles, mixed reviews, and it looks quite interesting.

Looking at it, Xia Rong found a problem: "Why do you use a large size to browse Weibo? Are you not afraid of slippery hands?"

"It's okay." Su Chi said, "I always use my left hand to swipe, and the hand swipe is also hand swipe to forward, and then just quit."

"That's so inconvenient. Let me tell you, it's better to sign up for a small account, so you don't have to worry about playing." Xia Rong talked about Xingqi, and pointed out by himself, "Look, it's like this kind of Weibo that scolds me. , I can directly use the trumpet to go back, or I can only hold back, how uncomfortable... Uh, I didn't mean to...!"

The two of them stared helplessly at the microblog posting Xia Rong's "You're only relying on your face to fool your brains with such poor acting skills. Why are you on the same show as our Su Chi?" The like box quickly turned red, and a pop-up popped up from the center of the screen. A small cartoon hand, gleamingly comparing its thumbs, seemed to be telling Xia Rong in approval, "You are awesome!"

Su Chi: "...do you pay?"

Xia Rong: "..."

Although Xia Rong decisively stretched out his hand and clicked again to cancel the like, the whole process probably did not take more than five seconds, but with Su Chi's attention, and in the sensitive period before the broadcast of the show, the one who liked was another This kind of Weibo... Xia Rong remembers that there is even an app specially developed for star fans. As long as they follow idol Weibo, fans can keep track of and monitor their idols' dynamics on Weibo at any time, even idols and so on. Everyone knows it offline and offline, not to mention such a big action as "like".

Sure enough, after searching for "Su Chi" in less than two minutes, many people took screenshots and exclaimed, "Wow, Su Chi actually liked Hei Xia Rong's Weibo?!" "Are Su Chi and Xia Rong not on good terms?" "Wow, it was exposed so early! It seems that Su Chi has accumulated grudges for a long time!" "Su Chi is too unmannered, he praised his black teammates before the show started"...

Su Chi turned his head and asked, "Are you compensating me?"

Xia Rong's face was full of pain: "... Pay me, pay me!"

Fifteen minutes later.

People who followed Su Chi's dynamics closely came across a new Weibo post from Su Chi on the homepage.

[Su Chi: My cat ordered it, really. @ Xia Rong V [Picture]]

In the picture on Weibo, there is a fluffy, white and soft cat paw, without even being guided by anyone, obediently pressing the meat pad on the "like" of a certain Weibo, as if recreating the "caused accident" just now on site".

Thousands of comments quickly poured out in a short period of time. In addition to the die-hard fans who are single-minded nympho, the comments of the people who eat melons are also quite interesting:

"For those who don't know the truth, Su Chi accidentally slipped this [picture] just now."

"I will give you 82 points for this crisis public relations, and the rest will be sent to you in the form of 666 [erha]"

"It's so sinful! You actually tried to get away with being cute! And I'm ashamed to do it!"

"Dare to @夏荣, does that mean it's really slippery?"

"That depends on Xia Rong ignoring him, otherwise it will be very embarrassing 23333"

"Xia Rong is not the kind of good old man hhh waiting for the show~"

"Speaking of which, Su Chi's cat is so cute QAQ white gloves are so cute QAQ"

"I'm the only one who wants to know how he took this photo? Does Su Chi have two mobile phones?"

Su Chi, who finished taking photos with two mobile phones, put down one of the mobile phones and handed the other to Xia Rong: "It's your turn."

Xia Rong, who had just returned from his transformation, was still buttoning his shirt. Hearing this, he took the phone with one hand, put it on his lap, and continued to finish buttoning the rest of the buttons.

Su Chi leaned back against the head of the bed, and asked with a smile, "How does it feel to master the transformation?"

"Hmm." Xia Rong thought for a while, "According to what you said, after finding the trick, it's quite easy. Besides, when I was passively transformed into a cat before, I always felt very tired when I turned back into a human again. Come here. It feels better now that I am in control of the change.”

"Well, so do I."

"Hahaha! Now that I can control my transformation skills myself, it will be much more convenient to go on dates in the future..." Xia Rong has not forgotten his "beautiful imagination after becoming a cat".

Su Chi raised his hand, as if he wanted to give him a shot, but after he raised his hand, he realized that the two of them are in human form now, and it seems that it is not good to pat them all the time, so the palm finally landed on the top of Xia Rong's head , half-kneading and half-pushing: "... Hurry up and post on Weibo, you agreed to pay me back."

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished wearing my trousers yet." Xia Rong nestled under the quilt and put on his trousers one after another. At this moment, he picked up the mobile phone that had fallen aside and entered Weibo. It shows: there are 9999+ new messages.

The onlookers, who were waiting in front of the TV for the start of the broadcast, took the opportunity to play with their mobile phones and scroll through Weibo. Five minutes after Su Chi's Weibo was posted, Xia Rong's Weibo was posted again—

[Xia Rong V: I have to believe it, because my cat is always like this [erha] ps: Your cat is so cute, I have never seen such a handsome cat! //Su Chi: My cat ordered it, really. @ Xia Rong V [Picture]]

Compared with Su Chi, Xia Rong's comments are more harmonious as the "victim" here:

"We are so generous, we never care about these things!"

"Rongrong praised other cats so much, Popo is going to be angry!"

"That's right, hhh, have you forgotten Popo by the Daming Lake?"

It was so harmonious that there were even some strange sounds...

"Cuckoo, bubbling, floating up from the bottom of the lake to eat candy"

"Secretly eating candy + 1, I thought it was going to be another big tear up after watching the trailer, who knew there was still candy to eat before the broadcast! [Tears streaming down my face]"

"There were two public interactions within a month, and the second time was on 520! Consummation, consummation, even if the pure fans on both sides break up later, I have no regrets [crying] Our Arctic cold circle suddenly saved the Milky Way ?"

"Crisp shrimp cult CP fans are not dead yet [Slant Eyes]"

"Ah! Pure fans are here, run away!!!"

After the so-called "cult" broke up, the passers-by who came later also began to express their opinions:

"Looking at it this way, Liang Outuan's interior is quite harmonious. Regardless of whether Su Chi did it on purpose or not, at least Xia Rong is willing to help whitewash the peace."

"According to Xia Rong's character, this already explains a certain problem [laughs and cries]"

"Xia Rongchun's good looks make passers-by fans curious, what kind of character is he?"

"Reply to xxx: It's quite egotistical. He can make trouble with the person he likes. He doesn't want to see it. Even if he posts it on the post, he won't even give a like [laughs and tears]."

"To sum up, I have a bit of a young master's temper [erha], but I haven't offended anyone, and my EQ is not too low."

"Passerby fans pay more attention to find that Xia Rong's family should be very rich. From food and clothing to conversation, it's just that he has never messed with character design. Think about it this way, the family is rich and handsome. After debut The popularity remains high, such a human winner still retains a bit of a young master's temper, but I think it is quite cute [doge]”

In the last five minutes before the broadcast of "Liang Shanbo and Romeo", due to the promotion in the "most handsome man in the universe" group, other members also stepped on the spot to repost:

[Kang Yifan: The two on the right are suspected of posting cats in disguise, so they reported it. //Xia Rong V: ... //Su Chi: ...]

[Gao Junming: I like dogs hahahaha//…]

[Zhang Xin: Evil hand slippery! When I took off the invisibility just now, my hand slipped and it fell under the bed! [Crazy]//…]

[Ye Mang: Little Oolong Yiqing before the broadcast [laughs] The show is about to start, are you ready? #520 Liang Shanbo and Romeo#//…]

Those who are keen on sightseeing are constantly posting on various Weibo, while those who are looking forward to the program wholeheartedly, such as Xia Rong and Su Chi, have already held their family barrels, put down their mobile phones, and waited for the program to start broadcasting.

The show started with the early morning panorama of City S:

"... Before the official start, let us explore the secrets of the male gods..."

Xia Rong originally thought that after the end of the subtitles, it would be the scene where the director took the camera and went to various rooms to conduct a "surprise inspection". Unexpectedly, the scene changed and he went directly to the university gymnasium in S City. The six members were lining up The team stepped forward one by one to measure their height.

... Well, that's one of their secrets, but was that the cut

Xia Rong felt a little regretful, but as the show unfolded, he also had to marvel at the magic of the later stage of Orange TV—smooth alternating close-up and long-range scenes, just-right subtitles, and lively and meticulous interpretation of every detail, which not only creates laughter but also reminds The audience is also accompanied by cartoon characters of the six of them, with lifelike expressions and lovely and vivid images. With these rich and delicate embellishments, even some slightly embarrassing scenes are set off to be playful and interesting.

When I read it for the first time, I always felt that the amount of information was too rich. Xia Rong decided to wait until he was free and read the "bullet screen version" online again, following the bullet screen to take a good look at the details and highlights that might be overlooked by him.

When watching a variety show, everyone has a different perspective. Ordinary passers-by viewers just watch for fun. Fans should care about their idol's performance, where to attract fans, and where they may attract black people. Xia Rong paid attention to the allocation of shots for the program group.

Generally speaking, the shots of the six members are fairly average. Everyone has experienced countless shots at a young age, and they all seem natural and generous to follow-up shots. The only one who looked more reserved was Su Chi who had never been on a variety show before, but he always had a cold and restrained face, and he didn't seem nervous or restrained. When I was still shooting his shots later, I combined his images with Zhang Xin's and named them "Brothers with Facial Paralysis".

Also because of his reticence, "Brothers with Facial Paralysis" has slightly fewer shots than other people except when they are being teased. The biggest highlight of Su Chi in the early stage was when Xia Rong pointed to the little fold-eared cat and asked Su Chi, "Is this your son?" Your long-lost biological brother, right?"

At that time, because Xia Rong himself was a little flustered, and he was not familiar with other people, when everyone laughed in unison, he felt that the scene was a little awkward. Unexpectedly, a piece of impassioned background music was played here for them in the later period. Red and blue flames ignited behind the two of them, and then Su Chi's rhetorical question was repeated infinitely, which instantly became the scene of the battle of the century. The effect was full of laughter, even Xia Rong was so happy that he almost sprayed Coke.

Xia Rong knew that he had a low laughing point, so he laughed heartlessly and foolishly for a long time because of this stalk. Then, other funny scenes in the show appeared one after another. He laughed so hard that he almost couldn't sit still. He fell on one side, but Su Chi helped him by the shoulder. The two sat closer without realizing it.

Some of these scenes were experienced by Xia Rong himself, and some were not seen by him because the second part was filmed separately.

When the show progressed to the point where "Xia Rong entered the museum alone to answer questions, but was caught by the kitten's trouser legs", Xia Rong couldn't help sitting up straight and stared at the screen more intently.

He knew that the part that should make him most worried was coming.