How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Chapter 5: This is just your long-lost biological brother

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"Measuring the heights of the male gods on the spot" is obviously a gimmick of the program group, so all the guests present were smiling and calm, showing the confident aura of "Brother is so real that gold is not afraid of fire". After announcing the height data, the director also announced another function of this link besides being a gimmick—as a basis for grouping.

Gao Junming of 188 and Zhang Xin of 179 were the first to be picked out with the highest value and the lowest value, and the pairing was successful, while Su Chi of 185 and Ye Mang of 183 were also combined together, and Xia Rong and Kang Yifan, both of 181, were left. Have the right to freely choose their own team.

Xia Rong said... he doesn't want to have the right to choose just because of his height, okay

Although he didn't want to, but the two sides were divided, he had to choose if he didn't choose. Xia Rong and Kang Yifan stood in the middle, Xia Rong had difficulty choosing, and whispered to Kang Yifan: "Where do you want to go?"

Unexpectedly, Kang Yifan had made up his mind: "I feel that Su Chi is more in line with my temperament, and I want to choose them."

"Temperament?" Xia Rong looked up. Since today was the first day of recording, the guests were all wearing their own private clothes. It’s May, late spring weather, Kang Yifan’s white baseball uniform is refreshing and handsome; Yemang’s gray suit jacket is restrained and generous; Su Chi’s black shirt is handsome and elegant…

Pooh! Obviously this morning, Su Chi was still wearing his graffiti T-shirt, okay

The program team gave them some time to tidy up and rest before recording, and Su Chi also had time to get his luggage, so he returned the dry cleaning suit borrowed from Xia Rong in the morning. So, regardless of how temperamental he is dressed now, he still has to hurriedly put on his clothes in the morning! Even last night, she curled up into a fur ball and meowed in Xia Rong's arms!

"I think it's good for you to go to Zhang Xin's side," Kang Yifan suggested with a smile on Xia Rong's shoulder, "It's just a good time to form a traffic light combination."

Xia Rong is wearing a bright yellow sports T-shirt today. Looking over there, Zhang Xin is wearing a light green hooded sweater, and Gao Junming is also wearing a dark red sports sweater. If the three of them stood together, it would be really cool. It must become a beautiful landscape in the show...

"… roll!"

Xia Rong scolded and scolded, but he couldn't stand Kang Yifan's wholehearted yearning for "temperament", and he wanted to join Su Chi's group without hesitation. Therefore, in the first issue of "Liang Shanbo and Romeo", the six guests were successfully divided into groups relying on the "different painting styles" of the two sides.

After the grouping is successful, it's time for the director to release the task for this issue. Holding a loudspeaker in his hand, the director explained in a serious manner: Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, Romeo and Juliet are famous tragic love stories both at home and abroad. For thousands of years, countless people feel sorry for them and shed tears! And the task of our six male god guests is to break through these two love tragedies, and finally find a way to reach a happy ending!

What the director said was really impassioned, and the celebrity guests at the scene... were really dumbfounded.

Xia Rong looked at his teammates beside him. Gao Junming stood up straight and smiled slightly. Zhang Xin put his hands in his pockets, and the old god was there. However, no matter whether they looked calm or leisurely, they could see each other's eyes just by looking at each other for a while. Hidden daze.

What's the meaning? What's the matter? What are you doing

... in a daze.

Fortunately, the director did not let them continue to be confused, and finally began to explain the rules of the game seriously: In order to save Zhu Yingtai and Juliet, and to achieve a happy love ending, the six guests were divided into "Liang Shanbo Group" and "Romeo Group". After that, they will perform tasks with the help of program team assistants, and compete with all their strength in each level. The winning team will successfully save their own team's "Zhu Yingtai" or "Juliet". The "Goddess" of the final level is played by a specially invited female guest. The rescued "Goddess" can choose a member of his team and cooperate with him to re-arrange and interpret the tragic love story of the past, thus dedicating to the audience a true love story. the perfect ending.

Although I still don't know what task to perform and which level to compete for, at least the main line of the show has come out, and the celebrity guests present also have their own goals - to work hard to save the goddess!

Speaking of the goddess, Xia Rong couldn't help thinking of Guan Lingqing who had just broken up with him and was still merciless. This association would only make him irritated, and he was even a little bit less interested in the final goal set by the program group. But fortunately, the goddess will only appear in the final stage. Anyway, he will not take the goal set by the show seriously, and just treat it as an effort for the announcement fee and the subsequent variety show effect.

After introducing the rules, the "program team assistant" mentioned by the director just now finally made his debut—beautiful and cute cute pets, led by special personnel, came to all the guests.

Xia Rong, who had been staring at the sky and the earth for a while, finally saw a bright light: For the sake of program effect, the cute pets brought by the program group are all small and medium-sized pets of well-behaved relatives, that is to say, they are all cats and dogs. There are a total of six beautiful, clean and cute cats and dogs. After seeing them, I want people to go up and pet them one by one.

What makes Xia Rong laugh the most is that among this group of cute pets, there is also a silver-graded British short-haired cat with a round face, big eyes, and dense hair. At first glance, it looks almost exactly the same as Su Chi after "transformation"!

The only difference is that the program group provided this is just a cat with folded ears, its ears are lying on the ground, and it is a little more cute, and after Su Chi's "transformation", his ears are erected and his witty appearance is still slightly shaking. difference.

At this moment, the six people had already come over, surrounded by all the cute pets, Xia Rong raised his voice, and smiled at Su Chi: "Su Chi, look, is this just your son!"

Of course he was referring to the silver gradient fold-eared cat, but only he and Su Chi understood what he said. Others, including the director and cameraman, looked at Xia Rong inexplicably.

Xia Rong rubbed his nose, and silently reviewed his speech without thinking in his heart - this is a variety show that is followed by cameras at any time, and every sentence may be repeatedly studied by the audience and magnified infinitely! While he was searching in his mind, what should he say to remedy it, Su Chi raised his eyebrows, and turned the head of the Shiba Inu he was stroking towards him: "Then this is just your long-lost biological brother."

Xia Rong looked at this Shiba Inu with a "caring look" and looked at him calmly. He really didn't know whether to thank Su Chi for helping him resolve the embarrassment, or to be angry at him for laughing at himself so openly!

The other four guests joined in and laughed loudly.

Although the smile was real or fake, and it wasn't particularly distracting, but this embarrassment was finally eliminated invisibly.

Because of the uncertainty of cats outdoors, among the six cute pets, there is only one cute and clever silver gradient, and the rest are dogs. When the director team assigned the corresponding pets, Xia Rong secretly prayed, hoping that the silver gradient would be assigned to him.

After all, he really missed the feel of a certain silver gradient shorthair cat...

However, the result was always unsatisfactory. In the end, Su Chi was assigned to the silver gradient fold-eared cat. The beautiful cat was tied to a leash and snuggled up to Su Chi obediently... As for Xia Rong—

He turned his head and looked at the Shiba Inu he had just assigned, speechless.

... Seriously suspect that the show crew did it on purpose! He wants to protest!

The author has something to say: Strictly speaking, those with the ear-folding gene cannot be regarded as English short, but it is not easy to say so detailed in the text~