Qiao Yanzhou felt that he was going to die of depression. You said it was not good to do something in the society after graduating, and you had to be a shit anchor, not to mention a few thousand dollars a month, selling your soul and selling your cheap labor every day, and now even your own body It's almost impossible to keep it!
It’s okay to be forced by the audience to turn on the camera during the live broadcast of a horror game, but what does it mean to change into women’s clothing
"The anchor is an old man who is about 1.8 meters tall. He usually only likes playing games. Where can I find women's clothes for you..." Qiao Yanzhou wailed at the computer, "Can you stop remembering that every time you come out is once. "
However, in the face of Qiao Yanzhou's begging, the barrage was still relentless. Qiao Yanzhou was so annoyed that he was almost bored to death, but he didn't dare to lose his temper with the audience, that is, his parents, so he could only silently blame himself for bringing this up.
"Let's do this." Seeing the barrage of unrelenting barrages, Qiao Yanzhou finally gritted his teeth and made some concessions, "The next time EG loses in the regular season, I will change into women's clothes."
it is good!
Waiting for women's clothing!
Come on, anchor!
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In fact, in Qiao Yanzhou's mind, the scene of EG's second consecutive kneeling does not exist in the SPL arena, and it will never exist.
After Qiao Yanzhou worked hard to appease the emotions of the grandpas of the audience, he could finally live broadcast with peace of mind. First, he unhurriedly opened the matching page of the "League of Legends" qualifying match, and habitually picked up his mobile phone to open WeChat, but suddenly found that he had received a message a few minutes ago.
Star: I don’t usually make calls, so I found WeChat with your phone number.
! ! !
Qiao Yanzhou was startled, and he made himself guess!
YZ Joe: My God, you have to worry about it!
YZ Joe: I didn’t have time to watch WeChat during the live broadcast just now, so the reply was a bit slow
Star: Well, you are busy
YZ Joe: Will the master come to rank
Star: No, there are other things
YZ Joe: Alright, alright, then I will go to the live broadcast, thank God for the tickets yesterday!
Star: Little things.
After knowing that the wechat account was indeed a great god, Qiao Yanzhou's mood became even more excited. It turned out that the legendary feeling of being hugged to the thigh was like this! Although Qiao Yanzhou used to be arrogant and always disdained the behavior of hugging his thighs in the game, but now he finds that the reason why he disdains is entirely because he has never met a thigh that suits him!
But now, his entire being was almost completely robbed of his sanity by this Star's operation.
Actually, there's nothing wrong with being a bitch, right... Qiao Yanzhou clicked on the qualifying match while thinking.
What are you playing? Mid laner? auxiliary? Jungle? After hesitating again and again, Qiao Yanzhou finally chose a jungle position.
In fact, Qiao Yanzhou seldom played the jungle position, after all, people in this position would always be blamed by his teammates.
If you get caught in the top lane, the jungler is not there, if you can’t get a head in the middle lane, the jungler won’t help, if you get suppressed in the bottom lane, the jungler won’t come... Qiao Yanzhou is the kind of boring gourd who can’t fight, so basically he is very Choose less jungle.
But today, for some reason, it may also be because of the influence of the Great God that he suddenly felt a little swelling in his heart, and finally chose a position that he is least good at.
After entering the room, a round of intense and exciting hero ban sessions took place. Qiao Yanzhou watched the hero portraits being banned one by one, and secretly rejoiced in his heart that all the heroes banned on the opposite side were all he could not play.
After the hero ban session ended, players were asked to choose a hero. Qiao Yanzhou, who was still complacent just now, looked through his colorful hero pool and suddenly suffered from difficulty in choosing.
spider? Zack? Leopard girl? Void escaping beast? widow? Emerald God? Tsk tsk tsk... who should I choose
After much deliberation, Qiao Yanzhou chose a Spider Queen with only ten seconds left.
Spider Queen is a relatively old hero in "League of Legends". Its skills have displacement, control and damage, and its wild speed is also very fast. Among the jungle heroes, it is relatively cost-effective and has a relatively balanced ability. a hero. But the only disadvantage is that it is difficult to operate with thin blood volume and requires the stable cooperation of teammates.
Qiao Yanzhou had played the game twice before. At that time, it was because the operation requirements were relatively difficult and he needed to practice and he was eager to score quickly, so he gave up on this hero.
Now after many years, Qiao Yanzhou took out his ruthless old spider again, and he didn't know what it would look like. To be honest, Qiao Yanzhou really didn't know what to do.
After entering the game, Qiao Yanzhou didn't go straight to the red buff in the wild area. Instead, he went to the old den of F6 (a kind of wild monster) and squatted first, preparing to collect a wave of experience first.
Seeing this, the clockwork demon in the middle also came over to help Qiao Yanzhou hit him twice. After receiving a wave of F6, the red buff below was also exhausted by the ADC and support in the bottom lane, so Qiao Yanzhou sent a punishment to remove the red buff.
The early stage of the jungle is always extremely lonely, wandering alone in the vast Summoner Canyon and can only be accompanied by unfriendly wild monsters.
The Spider Queen is a typical carnivorous jungler who must rely on the support of human heads to grow steadily. So the hungry and thirsty Qiao Yanzhou finally found a perfect opportunity for a wave of Gank on the top road after wandering around the map.
The enemy's top lane hero, Public Enemy Rambo, relied on his explosive damage in the early stage to overwhelm the friendly top lane hero Kenan by a few knives, and has pushed the pawn line straight across the river.
The action of this Rambo is a bit fierce, the jet-black mecha, and the raging flames from the muzzle of the gun are burning wantonly on the body of the friendly hero Luo Kai. Qiao Yanzhou just thought about it, but felt that something was wrong.
The blood volume of this Rambo has obviously been consumed by Kenan and the little soldiers, but for some reason, it is so fierce that it is abnormal. Could it be that there is a jungler
Although there is no conclusive evidence, Qiao Yanzhou can already feel that the enemy's jungler is lurking around here. Maybe he has discovered himself and is lurking in the dark waiting for an opportunity. Seeing that Kenan's blood volume is getting lower Fortunately, there was a Dolan's shield barely supporting the drop, otherwise the first blood on the road would have been taken by the enemy.
Looking at this situation, Qiao Yanzhou knew in his heart that even if he was caught by the enemy jungler and killed by a hammer, this Kenan would definitely not dare to take a step forward.
Qiao Yanzhou thought about it, and finally signaled to Shanglu to proceed carefully, then turned and left. Qiao Yanzhou was always like this when he was playing wild, he was able to bend and stretch.
Since the enemy jungler was ambushing on the top lane, Qiao Yanzhou sneaked into the enemy's bottom lane jungle area to see if there were any new gadgets that could be looted. The result was a little disappointing. Except for a river crab swimming in the river, Qiao Yanzhou didn't gain much, so he went to the bottom lane to help the ADC go home and replenish equipment. , then went back to the field.
The clockwork genie is asking for assistance
Just when Qiao Yanzhou was bored and had nowhere to go, a signal was suddenly sent from the middle road to signal Qiao Yanzhou.
Qiao Yanzhou quickly shifted his perspective to the middle lane, and found that the vampires in the local mid laner had less than three blood bars left, but they kept walking under the tower to replenish soldiers. Didn't he want his own life
However, the friendly mid laner didn't seem to think so. She issued an order: eject, and flew the magic ball floating beside her to the bottom of the tower and hit the vampire. It was enough to kill Huang Quan, and the clockwork demon also seized this opportunity to put a shield on himself, and then flashed to the bottom of the tower with a single blow to the vampire.
The middle road probably thought that the first blood had already been obtained, and after suffering a tower injury, he began to retreat quickly. As a result, at this moment, the vampire suddenly upgraded his blood volume and recovered two squares without warning.
The clockwork demon was probably shocked when he saw this, and his position suddenly shifted for some reason.
Originally, you could retreat to a safe zone after taking two tower injuries, but now you may have to take three hits because of this move. But the clockwork demon's bloodline was no longer enough to withstand these three severe tower injuries.
Fortunately, Qiao Yanzhou on the side had quick eyes and quick hands. With a flash connected to the E skill Pansi, the vampire in the middle who was just about to take advantage of the victory to kill the Clockwork Demon was held in place and attracted the hatred of the defensive tower to himself, followed by an R The skill released two little spiders and blew up the opposite middle lane twice, and the last flat A took away the middle laner's head.
First blood!
But at this time, Qiao Yanzhou's Spider Queen only had a trace of blood left, and the clockwork demon in the middle was successfully rescued and escaped smoothly, but she didn't intend to help Qiao Yanzhou set up a shield.
Qiao Yanzhou quickly used his W skill to hang himself in mid-air with spider silk, and finally landed smoothly behind the pawn line in the middle. The set of movements was done in one go, and the barrage pages began to brush up the anchor 66666.
"I'm scared to death..." Qiao Yanzhou muttered, but then changed his words: "Is my spider still a bit like the spider in the Deep championship game?"
The Deep in Qiao Yanzhou's mouth was referring to Qi Chen, and Qi Chen used the Spider Queen in the hero lineup that EG won in last year's World Championship.
"Isn't this kid your fan, why mention me!"
Who could have imagined that at this moment, Qi Chen himself was staring at Gu Zixing's computer screen, watching Qiao Yanzhou's so-called operation comparable to the Deep Champion Spider...
"The three-minute spider is really not as good as you are." Gu Zixing raised his chin and smiled at Qi Chen: "It should be almost done in five minutes."
"Little Xingxing, I can't cure you anymore."
"But looking at him like this, he has indeed studied it." Qin Xiangnan who was next to him ignored Qi Chen's words, and muttered to the screen, "Some of his predictions about positioning and skill release are indeed a bit like a professional game. , although it cannot be said that he deliberately imitated Qi Chen, but he should have learned it."
Gu Zixing didn't speak anymore, but he listened carefully to every sentence Qin Xiangnan just said.
"Let's go, Coach Chen should be in the training room." Qin Xiangnan stood up and pushed his glasses, put away his notebook, "I heard that I just got the first-hand information about the last game of WG team today."
Gu Zixing stood up from the chair and stretched.
After silently clicking a follow in the upper right corner of the live broadcast room, he turned off the computer.
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—The following are explanations of some game terminology appearing in this chapter, welcome to add—
Ban hero: also called banned hero, in the qualifying match of moba games, the enemy and us players will first ban the hero who restrains themselves or restrains the friendly lineup before choosing the hero to use. The banned hero will not be used in this game cannot be selected.