Qiao Yanzhou sometimes felt that he really wasn't out of his mind, even if his mind was full of quicksilver, he would be smarter than him!
Staying awake in the middle of the night and running to play some kind of scary dog game, it's like digging a hole and jumping by yourself, the world is full of happiness.
Now Qiao Yanzhou felt that in this long night, he was no longer alone at home. There were people under the bed, behind him, outside the window, and a person standing deep in the hallway. There were people everywhere!
It's okay if it's a real person, but if it's something else... I'm fucking dead!
Hey, do you think aliens are human
Qiao Yanzhou, who was already in a trance, began to think about some strange things in his mind, and even his words were a bit out of line.
"You said that if a monster suddenly jumped out after I opened the door, should I save my mother or my girlfriend first?"
audience:…
The entire game process of "Escape 1" is actually only about two hours, and Qiao Yanzhou chose the simple mode. As long as you don't get lost or get stuck, you can definitely pass the level in an hour and a half.
But the audience in the live broadcast room can always feel strongly that the simple mode has been turned into hell mode by the host himself.
Not lost? nonexistent.
"Why is this monster chasing me all the time!! Where am I going? Where am I going!! How the hell is this coming back again!! I'm lost, fuck!!!" Qiao Yanzhou manipulated the protagonist to act like a fool With a video camera, ghosts and wolves howled in the corridor of the mental hospital.
Compared with the mental patient who has been chasing him with a knife, Qiao Yanzhou's condition seems to be more serious than him...
"Why is this a dead end again!" Unknowingly, Qiao Yanzhou has detoured himself into a dead end for the sixth time, the same scene, the same dead end, the same world, the same dream...
Anyway, he couldn't run away, so Qiao Yanzhou turned around and rushed towards the monster chasing him: "You fucking eat me with a DV player!"
Its appearance is extremely heroic.
As a result, as soon as he ran over, before he could move, the monster grabbed his neck and picked him up. He fell to the ground and died.
Barrage 1: Anti-kill failure × 6
Bullet screen 2: Counting Mr. supper and chicken legs, today's workload is surprisingly heavy!
Barrage 3: The anchor is very good but very cute
Qiao Yanzhou felt his eyes darken.
After being stuck in this place for about ten minutes, Qiao Yanzhou was surprised to find that there was a gap above the dead end that he could turn over directly...
"Axi, I seem to be mentally retarded!" Qiao Yanzhou slapped the table angrily.
The painful checkpoint link was finally over, and Qiao Yanzhou's heart rate and blood pressure finally dropped slightly.
"We've been playing for half an hour today, let's do this first." Qiao Yanzhou said to the audience in the live broadcast room after calming down for a while.
Of course, the audience disagreed, but Qiao Yanzhou really couldn't help it. Considering that if he was really scared and passed out, the "people" under the bed in his room, outside the window, behind him, and in the corridor must also be I will not call 120 for myself.
So Qiao Yanzhou disregarded the audience's objections, and turned off the live broadcast like a little princess.
After turning off the live broadcast, Qiao Yanzhou calmed down, and logged into the background of the live broadcast website as usual. In fact, Qiao Yanzhou had a strong premonition from the first time he started broadcasting horror games, and he could gain a lot of fans today.
Opening the backstage and looking, as expected, there were five or six hundred more fans in one night, and the gifts received were more than twice the usual live broadcast!
If it wasn't for Qiao Yanzhou's real fear, he would have considered broadcasting horror games to make a fortune.
But Qiao Yanzhou was indeed not the kind of person who would risk his life for money. Money can never be earned, but there is only one life.
This is Qiao Yanzhou's consistent philosophy and purpose.
After turning off the computer, although Qiao Yazhou was a little scared, he was still in a good mood. After all, he made a small fortune through his own efforts.
So I opened Weibo and posted a dynamic:
The horror game I choose, I have to play it for half an hour on my knees! Come on EG! ! ! [/doge]
After I was done I went to take a shower.
Today is finally the end of the day. In the bathroom, Qiao Yanzhou was rubbing the shower gel and thinking innocently...
It was already one o'clock in the morning after taking a shower, and Qiao Yanzhou went to bed after blow-drying his hair carelessly.
Before going to bed, Qiao Yanzhou wanted to pick up his phone and take another look, but he didn't expect that he received more than ten serial calls from Liang Dong for some reason...
What are you doing...
Qiao Yanzhou frowned and called Liang Dong back.
The call was connected within a second.
"Ancestor!"
"???" Qiao Yanzhou held up the phone and wondered why he didn't see me for a few days, but he still answered quickly: "Don't be so polite, just call me Dad."
"Why did Siler like you on Weibo!" Liang Dong didn't talk to Qiao Yanzhou, he opened his mouth and went straight to the point.
"My Weibo?" Qiao Yanzhou heard that Liang Dong didn't mean to be joking, so he quickly opened Weibo and took a look.
However, he didn't find anything. On the contrary, it was the screenshots and comments of the viewers on the microblog that he posted just now, which made Qiao Yanzhou so embarrassed that his ears almost turned red.
"Are you sincerely punishing me? How can there be Siler points..." Qiao Yanzhou hadn't finished his "like" when he discovered that among the many screenshots of the emoji package comments, there was a comment with a strange painting style.
Gu Zixing's sweetheart wife: Just now Siler liked the anchor and canceled it in seconds, did anyone see it! ! !
There are more than ten replies below this comment, Qiao Yanzhou's heart tightened, don't organize a group to mess with me...
Some nervously clicked on the reply below the comment.
E-sports girl Qitutu: I saw it! But it was canceled in an instant. As expected of my family star, the hand speed is fast!
Siler marries Little Pomegranate: I just wanted to refresh the screenshot and it will be gone!
Two cats: It is estimated that Xingshen was also impressed by the emoticon package of the anchor, so he couldn't help but like it 23333333
Qi Chen, I want to learn from you: Zhouzhou is the anchor of Yamao, and EG is a team under Yamao Group. It is normal for Siler to pay attention to his own anchor.
…
? ?
You have said so much, but someone will give me a screenshot! Qiao Yanzhou was anxious to jump off the building.
"Why don't you talk!"
On the other side of the phone, Liang Dong was also in a hurry.
"Do you have any screenshots?" Qiao Yanzhou tried his best to calm himself down, not to make Liang Dong feel that he was in a hurry, otherwise even if he had screenshots, he would definitely keep him for a long time before giving them to him.
"No... Siler canceled the like in an instant."
From Liang Dong's disappointed tone, Qiao Yanzhou felt that he was not cheating on him.
But if Liang Dong read it correctly, and the audience in the live broadcast room did not read it wrong... Then why did Siler like him on Weibo for no reason
Although there was a reply saying that because he is the anchor of Yamao, it is normal for Siler to pay attention to his own anchor, but Qiao Yanzhou didn't think so.
There are tens of thousands of Yamao anchors, half of which are alliance channels. And I'm not very good, so why do people pay attention to me
Could it be that…
Qiao Yanzhou bit her lip and opened WeChat hesitantly. The avatar of the great god still stays on the first one of the most recent contacts.
Could it be that this person is Siler
"Liang Dong..." Qiao Yanzhou didn't know whether he was excited, nervous, happy or afraid at this moment, anyway, his voice trembled when he called Liang Dong's name.
"What's wrong?"
"I seem to know why Siler liked my Weibo..."
late at night.
Gu Zixing was lying on the bed, scrolling through Weibo boredly. Just now, I accidentally gave a like to the anchor who was in a double row with me on the spur of the moment. Although it was canceled in an instant, but looking at the comments on the anchor's Weibo, someone still saw it...
But even so, I still have to say that the Yan Yi emoticons in the screenshots commented on this Weibo are indeed a bit cute. Although Gu Zixing knew that his idea was very gay, he couldn't help laughing every time he saw these emoticons.
It seems that this anchor is getting along very well with his fans.
YZ Joe: God! !
Just as Gu Zixing was thinking, he suddenly received a message on WeChat.
Star:
YZ Joe: God, I have something to ask you, but can you please don’t be angry
Star: You said
YZ Joe: Are you from the EG club
Star: Yes
YZ Joe: Team
Star: um
YZ Joe: Active duty
Star: What exactly do you want to ask...
YZ Joe: You are Siler, aren't you!
Star: Yes
! ! ! ? ?
Qiao Yanzhou was sitting nervously on the bed holding his mobile phone, seeing such a reply from the Great God, a mouthful of old blood spewed out all the way in an instant!
This answer is too easy!
YZ Joe: Then why do you hide from me, are you afraid that I will disturb your life!
Star: Didn't hide it
YZ Joe: Then why didn't you tell me!
Star: You didn't even ask
Star: ...
At this moment, Qiao Yanzhou's hands began to tremble a little. He was excited not only because he and Gu Zixing had double rowed but also added WeChat to each other. Besides these, Gu Zixing promised himself that he would give himself GML Tickets for the EG team!
But now that Gu Zixing's identity has been exposed, will this matter be forgotten
YZ Joe: Gu Shen, although I am your fan, I am really a rational fan. Even if you tell me your real identity, I will never disturb your life!
Star: How do you want to bother…
That's right, is it possible that I can still catch up to the door of the club and block people? Qiao Yanzhou suddenly felt that he had become a showman, or that it was more appropriate to say that he was mentally retarded.
YZ Joe: I will always support you! Thank you, God Gu, for giving me back the team ticket!
Star: There is a chance to duo together.
Qiao Yanzhou sometimes felt that happiness came too suddenly, so suddenly that it was even unreal.
Seeing Siler send out invitations to himself for the double row in the future, Qiao Yanzhou's heart did not fluctuate at the time, and he even wanted to play 10,000 horror games with fireworks and champagne to marry Siler in France (?)
That night, Qiao Yanzhou had a dream.
He dreamed that he became an official member of the EG team, and Siler was switched to the bottom lane by the team somehow, so he and Siler held hands side by side for ten minutes and beat the enemy's bottom lane to win the game, so Gu Zixing kissed excitedly. took a sip.
What a chicken. Gay.
Qiao Yanzhou couldn't help thinking this in his dream.