Qiao Yanzhou raised a pot of prickly pear before, because he heard somewhere that prickly pear can absorb radiation, so Qiao Yanzhou put the prickly pear in front of his computer, and gave the pot of prickly pear a very gay name called Xiao Fluffy.
Later, because Qiao Yanzhou loved little Mao Mao very much, Xiao Mao Mao died within a week.
Later, Qiao Yanzhou thought about it for a long time and came to the conclusion that Xiao Maomao must have been shot to death by computer radiation. He didn't think there was anything wrong with the fact that he poured half a bucket of Coke on the cactus after getting drunk a few days ago.
And today, Qiao Yanzhou, who couldn't even feed a pot of prickly pears, brought back a live cat, an orange cat, a super cute one.
And obviously this innocent and lovely orange cat has not realized how dangerous his situation is at this time.
"What should I do?" Back home, Qiao Yanzhou put the cat on the ground and asked it.
The cat paid no attention to him at all.
On the way back just now, Qiao Yanzhou checked Baidu on his mobile phone while holding the cat in his arms. Many people said that many cats cannot drink milk, so Qiao Yanzhou bought some fresh goat milk at a nearby supermarket at a high price, but as for other Qiao Yanzhou was really not sure about the matter.
Oh, by the way, there is another thing that is very accurate, that is, when Qiao Yanzhou was on the road just now, in order to let the cat forget the past and start anew, he specially gave the cat a very creative new name - Wotou. After picking the name, Qiao Yanzhou felt that he was so literary and talented that he was about to fall in love with him.
One person, one cat, nothing to say all the way, the half-grown orange cat just curled up in Qiao Yanzhou's arms and stared at the front quietly, not knowing what it was thinking, or whether it knew itself or not. It has been abandoned by its owner, and I don't know if it knows that it got on a thief ship five minutes ago, or a hearse is more appropriate.
After arriving at the new home, Wotou still seemed to be on guard, and stood at the door for a long time, refusing to take a step inside.
"Come in, I have to give you a bath, brother." Qiao Yanzhou entered the house and changed his shoes, casually threw this sentence at the cat, and then walked to the bathroom while holding his mobile phone.
As a result, I went to the bathroom and leaned against the sink to look through the phone for a long time, but I didn't hear anything. I looked up and saw that the bun was still standing at the door.
"Brother, come in."
"Meow… "
Wotou, who was standing at first, heard Qiao Yanzhou's words, and after answering, he sat at the door and did not move.
"..."
For the first time in his life, Qiao Yanzhou felt the extreme inconvenience caused by the language barrier of different species. So he had no choice but to go to the door again and wanted to carry the wotou to the bathroom by himself.
As a result, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he heard an unfriendly barking sound.
"Hey, fuck me, give me the teeth? Do you really think I'm afraid of you?" Qiao Yanzhou rolled up his sleeves and sneered, "I'm really afraid of you, you are awesome!"
So Qiao Yanzhou bravely retreated to the back, and took the opportunity to say a harsh word: "You think I am willing to wash you!"
How to do it? Qiao Yanzhou was a little worried, and after much deliberation, he chose to ask the audience in the live broadcast room.
Although this group of audiences usually gossip, they are quite reliable when it comes to serious things.
So Qiao Yanzhou quickly opened the live broadcast software and adjusted the live broadcast classification to the life category, and then directly put the serious-looking Wotou sitting at the door into the camera.
But before Qiao Yanzhou could explain the situation, a bunch of barrages struck like wild horses running wild.
Barrage 1: This time it's life classification, isn't it League of Legends
Barrage 2: Is Zhouzhou finally going to broadcast women's clothing live! !
Barrage 3: I finally waited for this day! ! Thanks for life!
Barrage 4: Didn't EG win? Why are you wearing women's clothing
Barrage 5: Longevity! ! The anchor has become a cat! !
Qiao Yanzhou suddenly felt that the idea of asking the audience in the live broadcast room for advice was a bad idea in itself, and it was so bad that it was about to go moldy.
"Can you be more serious!" Qiao Yanzhou turned the camera from Wotou to himself with a depressed face. "Women's clothing can be involved in everything. Does a gentleman look so good in a skirt!"
Public barrage: Yes, yes, yes
Qiao Yanzhou: "..."
"I told you that I've been drinking tonight. If you make me angry again, I'll be so drunk that I'm afraid even myself." After Qiao Yanzhou finished speaking, he thought for a while, "Maybe I'm the only one who is afraid."
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Qiao Yanzhou suddenly realized that he seemed to have less and less status in his live broadcast room. When did it start...
"Friends, friends, I just picked up a cat from downstairs. What should I do if it sits at the door without taking a bath..." Tie Xin returned to Tie Xin, but Qiao Yanzhou didn't say any more nonsense, and moved the camera to Wotou again.
Wotou looked at his big face on the phone screen and yawned.
Barrage 1: The cat-sucking squad has 30 seconds to arrive on the battlefield
Barrage 2: Get something to please and try
Barrage 3: This cat looks like it has been bathed, and doesn’t like to go to the bathroom
Barrage 4: Try to say something nice to the host
Say something nice...
Qiao Yanzhou smacked his lips.
"Wotou? Baby?" Qiao Yanzhou carefully reached out and touched Wotou's head while talking.
Meow…
Wotou glanced at Qiao Yanzhou. Although it didn't avoid Qiao Yanzhou's hand, Qiao Yanzhou couldn't tell from its eyes whether it was afraid of him or loathing him. The probability is higher.
"Go take a bath with Dad, okay?" Qiao Yanzhou gently picked Wotou's chin twice with his index finger.
"I'm gentle and won't hurt you."
Barrage A: Zhouzhou, stop talking! ! If the cat doesn't wash it for you, I will wash it for you! ! ! !
Barrage B: I really want to record the word "Huh?" just now, so Su! ! ! Can't stand it! ! !
Barrage C: Isn't the setting of the anchor a big guy who wears women's clothing for thousands of years? This kind of teasing and attacking state is definitely not the wrong script!
Barrage Ding: I don't care about Zhouzhou, I want to take a bath with you! ! ! I also want to be gentle and painless!
Qiao Yanzhou didn't know about the first few shots, but Qiao Yanzhou knew him in the last barrage and he was 120% sure that he was a man with a thick back, a broad waist, a fat body and a fat body.
This broken live broadcast room will end sooner or later.
"Come and hug you." Qiao Yanzhou saw that Wotou seemed to have calmed down a little, so he reached out his hand to hug it.
Wotou didn't move, he was still sitting straight. Qiao Yanzhou stepped forward slowly, and found that it really didn't seem to reject him anymore.
So Qiao Yanzhou slowly picked up the wotou and walked towards the bathroom.
[EG Electronic Sports Club]
"Zixing, I heard that you recently found a pretty good newcomer on the Yamao platform?"
Discussions about GML-related matters were almost done. Coach Chen suddenly changed the subject and changed the topic to the mysterious newcomer that Gu Zixing had discovered before.
Gu Zixing's snot bubbles when he was sleeping on the chair was about to blow up, and when Coach Chen told him to rub his hair tiredly.
"Well... not a newcomer anymore, Qi Chen knew a little bit before." Gu Zixing was too lazy to talk, and simply threw the burden on Qi Chen.
"Ah? Ah..." Qi Chen laughed dryly, "Understood."
"What position are you good at?"
"Mid laner and support." Qi Chen recalled, "The age of the game is at least six years, and he is a fan of Gu Zixing. He has many styles of play in the mid laner that are very similar to Gu Zixing."
"Like?" Coach Chen frowned. To be honest, the word "like" is really not good for Coach Chen. Coach Chen only likes players with personality, and blind imitation cannot be called strength.
"How similar?"
"You know shit." Before Qi Chen could answer, Gu Zixing took the conversation from the side, and asked Qi Chen, "What do you look like?"
...
There was a brief silence in the conference room.
Is Gu Zixing speaking for that Qiao Yanzhou
Not to mention Qi Chen, even Yao Le who was sitting on the side was startled.
Although Gu Zixing has a temper, he usually doesn't speak easily. He vaguely remembers the last time when Gu Zixing refuted them in this way.
At that time, Gu Zixing put his face lazily, and asked back: I can't beat him, so will you go up
But that time it was all because of the personal grievances between Gu Zixing and Manager Ren, but this time it was all about why.
Where is Qiao Yanzhou so sacred that Gu Zixing can protect him so much? Qi Chen wanted to know, and Yao Le who was sitting beside him wanted to know even more.
"Okay, what you said doesn't count. I heard people say that he broadcasts "League of Legends" every night, right? He seems to be a very diligent anchor." Coach Chen asked.
"Really." Qi Chen was not sure.
"Find out his live broadcast room and have a look. I'm also a little curious about what operations can be performed by the person Commander Gu likes." Coach Chen turned on the computer, copied a string of URLs from Qi Chen, and clicked in.
However, at the moment of entering the live broadcast room...
"Oh shit!! Why did the cat jump so high that it even landed on the washing machine!!"
"Father, don't fucking dump me! Dump me all over! This is my new dress!"
"That's my toothbrush!!!"
Coach Chen: "..."
Qi Chen: "..."
Yao Le: "..."
Gu Zixing: "...Pfft."
I am also a little curious about what kind of operations can be played by someone who can make Commander Gu fancy.
Well, is it a surprise or a surprise
"This position is extremely flexible." Qi Chen couldn't help admiring the projector.
"Who are you talking about?"
"Cat." Qi Chen couldn't help clapping his hands.
"Gu Zixing's position is nothing more than that."