During the half-hour-long fight to the death with Wotou, Qiao Yanzhou almost used all his strength, including the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand, the Muscle Breaking Hand, the Qimen Dunjia, the Golden Bell Cover, and the Iron Cloth Shirt, etc. The martial arts magic has been lost for a long time in the great rivers and lakes, but the one who splits his muscles and bones is Qiao Yanzhou's own muscles, and his own bones. Already...
And Wotou didn't show any weakness, and fought back one by one with the black tiger's heart, Tathagata's palm, Jiuyin white bone claw and Hedong lion's roar. One person and one cat fought for 900 rounds, which can be described as thrilling. Peck each other!
In the end, the steamed buns were drenched into soup dumplings, and Qiao Yanzhou became a drowned rat.
"Are you satisfied! I stayed up all night playing wet play with you, and my brain was squeezed by the big iron gate!" Qiao Yanzhou yelled as he put on the new one he bought a while ago and only wore it for the first time today. He just took off his wet shirt, and couldn't help but wonder what evil he did in his previous life.
The live broadcast was also turned off a long time ago, because the cornbread was thumping so hard that it made the screen of Qiao Yanzhou's phone water.
Wotou felt aggrieved. He was originally fluffy and fluffy, but within two minutes after entering the house, he was doused by this crazy madman who was crying and wolfing.
Anger is all about anger, but Qiao Yanzhou patiently picked up the Wotou and put it on the washing machine after calming down for a few minutes, wanting to use a hair dryer to dry the hair of the Wotou.
The embarrassing thing was that Wotou, who had been sitting on the washing machine for less than five minutes, became impatient, jumped off the washing machine without saying a word, and unceremoniously got into Qiao Yanzhou's half-opened wardrobe.
"Oh, ancestor, don't!"
Seeing this, Qiao Yanzhou was about to pull the corn bread out of the closet, but the phone on the other side suddenly rang, so Qiao Yanzhou had to turn around in a hurry to get the phone. For a moment, he felt that his head was about to grow ten times bigger.
"Hey mom!" After pressing the answer button, Qiao Yanzhou started to run to the bedroom while holding the phone between his ears and shoulders. He had to quickly take the cat out of the closet, or his clothes would get dirty.
"Zhouzi, what are you doing!"
"I didn't do anything, I didn't do anything." Qiao Yanzhou replied perfunctorily, he didn't dare to tell his mother that he brought a cat back just now. Qiao Yanzhou knew that my mother didn't like cats, and my mother always said that the cats outside had germs on them and always bit and scratched people, so Qiao Yanzhou simply didn't say anything to prevent my mother from worrying.
Qiao Yanzhou carefully took out the steamed bun and placed it on the specially prepared towel, then closed the closet door, and reached for the phone.
"What's the matter, Mom?"
"It's okay, I'll call you and ask you. How are you and Tingting doing?"
Tingting is Qiao Yanzhou's ex-girlfriend, the one who disliked Qiao Yanzhou who sometimes stuttered when he was nervous and broke up.
And Qiao Yanzhou didn't tell his mother that he brought back a cat, as if he didn't tell his mother that he and Tingting had broken up for more than two months.
As for the reasons for not telling, there are roughly two reasons. The first is because Tingting dislikes the fact that she will stutter when she is nervous. The girl had specially wrapped 1,000 yuan in red envelopes for Tingting before.
Maybe this is also directly related to her worry that Qiao Yanzhou will not be able to marry a girl in the future.
"Ah - we are a good mother, I just had dinner with her last night." Qiao Yanzhou continued to open his eyes and talk nonsense.
"Just eat? Didn't you ask Tingting to sit with you for a while?"
"Oh, it's so late, why sit?"
Qiao Yanzhou sat on the sofa with the phone in his hand, but his mind was not there at all. He felt that Wotou was going to run into the closet again, and got up quickly in shock, but he didn't expect a sharp pain in his waist.
"Hey! Fuck, hiss—" Qiao Yanzhou gritted his teeth in pain, it seems that the fall when he was bathing the corn bread just now was not a light one.
"What's the matter?" Qiao's mother suddenly became nervous when she heard Qiao Yanzhou's sudden wail and a sound like a snake spitting out a letter.
"It's okay, Mom, my waist hurts a little." Qiao Yanzhou gritted his teeth and stood up, walked to the wardrobe and watched Wotou keep buckling the wardrobe door with his little claws, apparently trying to open the door.
After buckling the wotou twice, he should have sensed Qiao Yanzhou looking at him from behind, so he stopped and sat on the ground, raised his head and looked back at Qiao Yanzhou pitifully, with that aggrieved expression as if saying: "Please put me away." Let's put it in, okay..."
Qiao Yanzhou's heart softened all of a sudden. In desperation, he had no choice but to open the closet door, watching Wotou jump onto the neatly folded clothes he had just dried.
"Why do you still have a backache at such a young age?" Mother Qiao's thoughts continued, and when she was talking about this, Mother Qiao suddenly paused.
Then, Qiao Yanzhou heard a suddenly enlightened voice coming from the phone.
"Zhouzi, it's not that mother said you, young people have to be more restrained in everything they do. You said that Tingting is a girl after all, how can she stand up to such a toss from a young man like you. The main reason is that you can't stand it yourself. , your waist hurts, right? Be careful in the future, there are still safety measures... "
"Mom, where are you going?" Qiao Yanzhou was speechless, "I won't tell you anymore, Tingting said to call me later, I probably won't be able to answer it."
"Aren't you saying that you are sick? Now that you know you've called, why not leave it behind after dinner."
"Okay, okay, stay next time."
After hastily hanging up Qiao's mother's phone, Qiao Yanzhou finally felt that he could be clean.
In the end, the phone rang again within two seconds.
"Hey Mom!"
"..."
The person on the phone was obviously stunned for a while before speaking: "Ah—so polite..."
It wasn't Mother Qiao, because it sounded like a man's voice, and it sounded familiar, and it wasn't Liang Dong either.
Qiao Yanzhou frowned awkwardly: "Ah, I thought it was my mother, but you are..."
In the end, before the other party answered, Qiao Yanzhou reacted immediately: "Gu Shen!!!! I know you are Gu Zixing, right! Why are you calling me? I just told my mother about my girlfriend If you want to call me, you just call me! You are too self-conscious!"
Although Qiao Yanzhou's tone and demeanor were full of excitement and excitement at this time, he still couldn't help but complain to himself in his heart.
What the hell am I talking about.
"Your girlfriend wants to call you? Then I'll hang up first..." Although Qiao Yanzhou's mental state was a little unstable, Gu Zixing still clearly grasped the key point of Qiao Yanzhou's words just now.
"No, no, I don't have a girlfriend at all! I broke up two months ago and never dared to tell my mother!" Qiao Yanzhou laughed so hard that his mouth almost turned to the back of his head.
Hearing this, Gu Zixing wanted to laugh a little, but at the same time couldn't help sighing that even breaking up with his girlfriend was like winning a lottery of 100,000 yuan. This Qiao Yanzhou is also considered a genius.
"Gu Shen, why do you call me when you have time!" Qiao Yanzhou didn't feel anything wrong at all, holding up the phone and shaking around excitedly, like an innocent girl who just fell in love.
"Have you finished washing the cat?"
"After washing... Hey? How do you know..." Qiao Yanzhou was stunned for a moment, "Gu Shen, did you see my live broadcast! Let me tell you that today I live broadcast cat washing and gained more than 200 followers!"
Gu Zixing finally couldn't hold it anymore, curled up on the chair and laughed outright.
"What are you laughing at..." Hearing Gu Zixing laughing for a long time, Qiao Yanzhou didn't understand why it was so funny.
"It's okay..." Gu Zixing smiled for a long time before he sat up straight, "Come on, let's play."
While talking, Qiao Yanzhou threw the clothes he just took off into the washing machine, thinking that Gu Zixing was joking again, so he didn't take it seriously: "Go to the game? Gu Shen, you are so free today, you want to take me to the top?"
"No points, I'll take you to play a few rounds to try."
"Customization? We two solo?"
"Yup."
"Then I haven't been chased and beaten by you." Qiao Yanzhou added after finishing speaking, "I'm afraid the store that buys equipment in my spring will be blown to ashes by you."
"..." Gu Zixing frowned, "Is it so scary?"
Qiao Yanzhou couldn't help but smiled wryly: "Gu Shen, I know you're in good shape today, so don't try me out, I'm just an ordinary little anchor, how dare I solo with a professional team."
"Didn't you say you wanted to learn from me as a hero?"
"yes."
"Then come."
Qiao Yanzhou really doesn't understand now, why Gu Shen, who was so busy a few days ago and wanted to kick the back of the head, suddenly has time to teach himself how to practice heroes
Although EG won a very important game just now, but the Spring Split has not yet ended and the World Championship has not yet started, Gu Zixing really will not be free to come and teach a person who can't compete with the SPL to practice hero skills .
Or... Could it be that Gu Shen wants to pull himself into the professional team? hey hey...
Qiao Yanzhou sometimes felt that it would be a pity for the whole country and even the entire literary world not to write novels with such a rich imagination.
Well, that's a pity.
But no matter what kind of medicine Gu Zixing sells in his gourd, since he opened his mouth, Qiao Yanzhou will definitely not give him a chance to go back on his word. From sitting down to turning on the computer to entering the game in one go, it took less than two minutes in total.
"bring it on!"
So the two clicked into the custom game.
"Unload all the runes and talents, and choose a mage at random to go to the bottom lane."
After entering the room, Gu Zixing was completely different from the state of being a playful and smiling face just now. Although Qiao Yanzhou was not beside him at this time, he could deeply feel that Gu Zixing's state at this time should be similar to his usual training.
"Dear Coach Gu."
"Um."
"Are you fierce?"
"I don't know." Gu Zixing replied calmly, "Anyway, no one has been scolded and cried by me during training."
"That's good..." Qiao Yanzhou heaved a sigh of relief.
"Most of them were tortured by me in the game." Gu Zixing smacked his lips and began to recall, "Tang Xuan once, Qi Chen once, Yao Le twice, and the one who was stupefied once."
"..."
"Did the WG team also cry after finishing the mid laner match?"
"You're trying to scare me..." Qiao Yanzhou came to his senses.
Gu Zixing couldn't help laughing, and said lazily with his face on his face, "I'll make you laugh again when you cry."
However, Qiao Yanzhou only felt a chill down his back.
"Then do you also coax others when they are abused by you?"
"Other people generally don't want to see me in the short term after being tortured by me."
"..."
Although he didn't know what was going on in Gu Zixing's mind, Qiao Yanzhou suddenly felt that this person should be able to draw a perfect end to his short but splendid gaming career.