The moment Qiao Yanzhou woke up the next morning, he silently made a poisonous oath in his heart that if he drank so much again in the future, his little dick would be 10 centimeters shorter when he woke up.
Regarding the memory of last night, his mind was almost blank, to what extent, so blank that he didn't even know how he returned to the hotel, he was completely in a fragmented and confused state. I don't know who changed the clothes, but I hope it wasn't Zhao Lingling, otherwise Liang Dongfei would have to chop him up and make some leek stuffing to make dumplings and cook them.
There were no missed calls from Liang Dong and Zhao Lingling on the phone, and it seemed that the two of them hadn't woken up yet.
"Hey?"
Just when he was about to lock the phone and close his eyes to lie down for a while, Qiao Yanzhou suddenly saw a somewhat unfamiliar call record.
Last night at 10:20, I took the initiative to call Gu Zixing.
Qiao Yanzhou held his chin and thought for a while. According to common sense, it should be at the early stage of Qiao Yanzhou's drinking at 10 o'clock yesterday—the period of continuous drinking.
So there is still a vague memory in his mind. It seems that Liang Dong asked him to call Gu Zixing after losing the game last night. Although he can't remember what the two of them said on the phone, it seems that they are still chatting. It's been a long time.
Do you want to call Gu Zixing and ask...
Qiao Yanzhou hung his finger on Gu Zixing's phone number and hesitated for a moment.
Forget it anyway.
He was actually a little afraid that he would ask something pretty serious, and it wasn't unheard of for this kind of thing to happen.
For example, it was the same situation last time. It was Qiao Yanzhou and his high school reunion, and it was Liang Dong's bad idea to let them play games. After Qiao Yanzhou lost everyone, Qiao Yanzhou asked Qiao Yanzhou to call 114 to ask what to do about the unexpected pregnancy.
Then Qiao Yanzhou got too drunk and his hands trembled, so he beat his mother for some reason.
The consequences can be imagined. Qiao's mother's three-and-a-half hours of criticism and education made Qiao Yanzhou feel like crying, so much so that within a few hours of hanging up the phone, Qiao Yanzhou's mind was still full of Qiao's mother. The rambling voice is better than sober medicine.
But this time it was even more embarrassing, the call was to Gu Zixing.
Although Qiao Yanzhou knew in his heart that Gu Zixing would definitely not give him three and a half hours of criticism and education, but three and a half hours of cynicism should still be possible.
Forget it, don't ask, let's do what you love.
Qiao Yanzhou put away his mobile phone, knowing that he was asking for trouble, but he didn't do it.
Because Qiao Yanzhou and the others are on the train at 9 o'clock this evening, there is still plenty of time to go shopping in the streets of S city in the afternoon.
Today is not a weekend, so there are not many people on the street after the afternoon rush hour. When it was almost one o'clock, Qiao Yanzhou called Liang Dong and Zhao Lingling up. The three of them packed their things and checked out of the room, and then took the subway to the center of City S.
Liang Dong held the travel guide on his mobile phone and researched it for a long time, and finally decided to go to a nearby cafeteria and study slowly while eating.
Qiao Yanzhou couldn't remember whether he vomited last night or not. Anyway, the empty stomach is uncomfortable now.
Liang Dong's condition was not much better, he sat on the seat and asked Zhao Lingling to help him rub his head.
"Now you know that your head hurts, so I told you to drink less yesterday," Zhao Lingling murmured while rubbing, "If it wasn't for my old lady who stood up yesterday, the three of us would have fallen there."
"Huh? Why do I remember that someone sent it back to us yesterday..." Liang Dong frowned, "Didn't you be the first to fall, you already vomited a round before Brother Zhou."
"Really?" Zhao Lingling, who failed to pretend to be X, looked surprised, "Then how did we come back yesterday?"
Liang Dong and Qiao Yanzhou shook their heads and said they didn't know either.
"Damn it..."
So the three of them looked at each other for a while, and it was Qiao Yanzhou who couldn't stand it first.
"Why don't you go and get something to eat first, I'll sit down..." Qiao Yanzhou's face was pale, and he forced himself to say such a sentence, "It doesn't matter how he came back, as long as he can come back, it's not like he didn't lose anything Is it?"
The two people on the opposite side nodded.
"That's it." If Qiao Yanzhou's heart grew bigger, it would be really big.
Liang Dong waved his hand and pushed Zhao Lingling: "Baby, go and get something to eat, I really can't bear it."
"You said you two big men!" Zhao Lingling was really convinced, and she nodded for a long time at the two people who looked like corpses, but she couldn't say a word, and finally stood up and walked to the dining table. , I was so angry that I even forgot to ask them what they wanted to eat.
Qiao Yanzhou lay on the table and was about to rest for a while, when the phone suddenly started vibrating.
After reaching out to pick it up and looking at the caller ID, Qiao Yanzhou's expression changed as soon as he grabbed the phone and ran to the bathroom without knowing why.
Looking at Qiao Yanzhou's speed of running away without a trace, Liang Dong leaned back in his chair and couldn't help muttering: "Isn't this quite energetic..."
In the bathroom, Qiao Yanzhou held the phone in his hands and pondered for a long time before pressing the answer button.
"Little drunk cat, are you awake?"
"Gu, Boss Gu..." Upon hearing Gu Zixing's voice, Qiao Yanzhou suddenly remembered the mysterious phone call he made to Gu Zixing last night, and he still has no memory of what he talked to Gu Zixing last night. .
"Four bottles of beer can shorten your tongue, and I'll convince you." Gu Zixing's words had an obvious smile, which made Qiao Yanzhou feel a little hot all of a sudden, and he felt that Gu Zixing was about to laugh at him.
However, he wasn't ready yet.
"Do you know how hard it took me to get the three of you back to the hotel yesterday?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... eh??" Qiao Yanzhou suddenly realized after saying a few words of sorry, "You sent it back?!"
"Otherwise, who made me unlucky and let you call me all the time."
For some reason, Gu Zixing's tone today sounded very cheerful, and he seemed to be in a particularly good mood.
But the more Gu Zixing behaved like this, the more it made Qiao Yanzhou feel terrified. Qiao Yanzhou had experienced the bad water in his stomach.
"Boss Gu... I called you last night, and I didn't say anything strange."
Qiao Yanzhou was ready to hear Gu Zixing's shaking laughter when he asked this sentence, but what he didn't expect was that Gu Zixing's attitude was very calm, as quiet as a chicken.
"No."
"Then what did I say?"
Gu Zixing felt that he was about to be unable to hold back his laughter, and he could even ask "Then what did I say?", one can imagine how broken this person was yesterday, and if he broke it again, he might not be broken until his mother's womb in.
"I didn't say anything, I asked where you were and went to pick you up."
"incredible."
"You're welcome."
"I actually knew where I was at that time! Awesome!"
"..." Gu Zixing felt that yesterday he might as well drag this person into a ravine and sell him.
"Thank you, God Gu, you are so kind." Qiao Yanzhou suddenly reacted, and quickly changed the subject to thank and apologize to Gu Zixing, "I lost my temper yesterday and caused you trouble."
"fine."
"By the way, did you change my clothes for me too..."
"Otherwise?" Gu Zixing asked back, "You couldn't stand up yesterday, and you still want to change your clothes?"
While talking, Gu Zixing sat on the window sill with his head leaning against the window, the sun shining on his face was so warm that he was so comfortable.
"You almost threw up my car yesterday, do you know that?"
"Then haven't I been seen by you?"
The conversation between Qiao Yanzhou and Gu Zixing was completely in two dimensions.
"..."
"Fuck, what a shame."
Qiao Yanzhou blushed at the thought of this, and he didn't hear Gu Zixing's question about whether to vomit at all.
Although his underwear was not changed at that time, but the pants outside the underwear were changed, which means that Gu Zixing still looked at it more or less last night...
"Are you still afraid that I will take advantage of you and rape you?" Gu Zixing reached out and lit a cigarette.
"That's not true," Qiao Yanzhou quickly denied, "However, we are both men, and you can't do such outrageous things."
"Not always."
"????"
Gu Zixing smiled: "If you really can't get over this hurdle in your heart, I'll show you when you come to the team."
When Qiao Yanzhou heard it, his head shook like a rattle, and he was still muttering: "Don't look at it, don't look at it, you bastard lay eggs."
Although Gu Zixing was the idol that Qiao Yanzhou had admired for many years, Qiao Yanzhou was still too perverted to want to see some unknown parts of his idol.
"Then don't watch it," Gu Zixing couldn't help laughing, "I'm also afraid that you will be jealous of me."
"..."
Upon hearing this, Qiao Yanzhou refused to accept it.
"Gu Shen, although I may not be able to compare with you in other aspects, I still feel very confident in this aspect!"
As soon as Qiao Yanzhou said this, Gu Zixing laughed so hard that he was about to roll off the window. He covered his stomach and laughed for a long time before saying: "Okay, okay, Xiao Qiao, you are the best."
"..."
Qiao Yanzhou felt even more embarrassed in an instant.
"Little Joe."
"what?"
Feeling that Gu Zixing's voice suddenly became very serious for some reason, Qiao Yanzhou was startled, and the flower branch was trembling with laughter even a second ago.
"You should think carefully about what Coach Chen told you yesterday. It is best to give him an answer in the next two days." Although Gu Zixing flipped through his phone while talking, when he saw the file he recorded yesterday, Gu Zixing's finger After a short pause, the corner of his mouth couldn't help evoking a smirk again.
"The competition started at the beginning of the month, you hurry up."
"I know."
Needless to say, Gu Zixing, Qiao Yanzhou already had the answer in his heart, but he didn't expect that Gu Zixing would care about this matter so much.
After hanging up the phone, Gu Zixing turned his head and glanced at an empty bed on the other side of his room.
Early this morning, Coach Chen asked two team members to help Gu Zixing clean up the empty bed. In addition, he also tidied up the shelves and wardrobe next to it. Needless to say, Gu Zixing knew who it was for. Yes, he leaned on the table with his arms folded and watched them tidy up the half of the room. Although his face was extremely calm, he had mixed feelings in his heart.
It can be seen that Coach Chen is really proud of Qiao Yanzhou, and he has already helped him organize his things more than ten days before the trial, which made Gu Zixing feel as if this person would move in anytime, anywhere.
But after Gu Zixing thought about it, it was as if the club had forced him to the bottom lane. Since he had no right to refuse, he could only find a better way to accept it.
Before Qiao Yanzhou lived alone, I don't know if he would not get used to it if he really moved in.
Qiao Yanzhou made up his mind to call Coach Chen when he was waiting in the waiting hall of the railway station.
"Hello? Who is it?" Coach Chen answered the phone very quickly, so fast that Qiao Yanzhou's language was not well organized.
"Chen, Coach Chen, hello."
"You are?"
"I'm Qiao Yanzhou, we met yesterday."
"Ah, Xiaozhou." Coach Chen slapped his head and remembered, "Call me so late, what's wrong, have you thought it through?"
"Yes, I will sign up when I go back tonight."
"That's right," Coach Chen smiled, "Come to the team one day in advance to get acquainted with the team, and tell me if you have any difficulties."
"It's really difficult..."
"What's wrong?"
"I want to find a short-term rental room near the club." Qiao Yanzhou smiled a little awkwardly, and looked down at the notification message that the landlord just sent him this afternoon when the rent was due, "My rent is about to expire and I have to pay it again Pay for three months, but I thought that if the competition is passed, the rent for these three months... "
"Just don't worry about this matter," Coach Chen interrupted Qiao Yanzhou, "After you go back, pack your things and come to the team."
"???"
"I'll ask Gu Zixing to pick you up at the station."