Counting with his fingers, there is still one day before the EG semi-finals, and more than a week before Qiao Yanzhou participates in the "Dragon King Temple Cup EG e-sports trials". The time is not long or short.
Although Gu Zixing's hands were not healed yet, he still ran to do pre-match training the next afternoon, feeling that he was still indifferent, and Qiao Yanzhou couldn't stop him even if he wanted to, but these two nights The hand massage Qiao Yanzhou gave Gu Zixing made him feel so comfortable that he almost went to heaven, but the embarrassing thing is that every day Gu Zixing would fall asleep while sitting on the sofa rubbing, and then Qiao Yanzhou would slap him awake and drive him to the Go to bed.
So almost every night, you can see such a scene. One second, the two people were still rubbing their little hands with suspected affection, and the next second, one person slapped the other person alive with a "slap".
It's not that he woke up alive, but he almost died.
On this day, Qiao Yanzhou was "sentencing" Gu Zixing again, and before he fell asleep, Gu Zixing specially instructed in a hoarse voice, you should be gentle in a while.
I don't know if Qiao Yanzhou heard it or not.
As a result, Qiao Yanzhou's phone started ringing not long after Gu Zixing fell asleep, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was Liang Dong's phone.
A while ago, Liang Dong and Zhao Lingling took a two-day long vacation with the coffee shop where they worked because they were going to participate in GML, but when they went back and wanted to make up for the vacation, they caught up with the weekend approaching the shop. Activities, I heard that two people are exhausted to death.
Qiao Yanzhou briefly talked to Liang Dong about his current situation in EG on WeChat before, especially when he happened to be sleeping in the same room with Gu Zixing, Zhao Lingling called in less than two seconds, and Qiao Yanzhou cried like a ghost. I really didn't hear what she said clearly, but Qiao Yanzhou heard the word "take nude photos" among the many enigmatic sentences.
How should I put it, it's a bit spicy.
At this moment, Liang Dong called himself again, not knowing why.
"Hey?"
"Hey my brother, what are you doing!"
Liang Dong's voice today seems to be more energetic than before, probably because he has already made up all the leave he asked for before.
"What else can you do in the middle of the night?" Qiao Yanzhou didn't dare to tell Liang Dong that he was rubbing Gu Zixing's hands, otherwise he was really afraid that Zhao Lingling would crawl over along the phone signal.
"Hey, let me tell you!"
The witch head appeared.
Through the phone, Qiao Yanzhou could vaguely feel Zhao Lingling's boldness when she snatched Liang Dong's cell phone.
"Brother Zhou, is God Gu by your side?"
Qiao Yanzhou turned his head and glanced at Gu Zixing who was next to him with his eyes closed. He didn't know whether he was really sleeping or pretending to be sleeping, so he stood up cautiously and walked to his room stealthily like a thief.
"not here."
"How are you getting along with him these days! Did he play tricks with you to bully you!"
"No." Qiao Yanzhou lay on the bed, "He's pretty good."
"Then is he so innocent and unpretentious, so different from those coquettish sluts outside!"
Qiao Yanzhou felt himself choking.
Obviously not pure but pretending to be exactly the same as those coquettish sluts outside, Qiao Yanzhou muttered a sentence in his heart, and his mouth almost went to Gu Zixing's room.
"Yes, yes, yes." Although she thought so in her heart, Qiao Yanzhou could only say this out of conscience in order to keep the image of a perfect idol in Zhao Lingling's heart from collapsing.
As for the fact that some people stood up directly after seeing a big man in women's clothing, Qiao Yanzhou was even more prepared to let it rot in his stomach forever.
"Then let me ask you," Zhao Lingling cleared her throat.
"Tell me." Qiao Yanzhou got up and took a sip of the lemonade he had just poured by the bed.
"Tell me... Gu Zixing's feet don't smell bad!"
"Pfft!!! Cough cough cough..." Qiao Yanzhou was so angry that he was so scared by Wotou that he jumped from the climbing frame to the ground and ran out.
But in order not to make himself look so embarrassed, Qiao Yanzhou wiped his mouth and said to the phone, "No, it's okay, there's cat hair falling out of the water, you scoundrel is rinsing your feet with my water glass again!"
Zhao Lingling was born with short tendons, and she still didn't think there was anything wrong with her question, so she asked, "Does Gu Zixing brush his teeth before going to bed every day? Do he take a bath? Do he change his underwear? Do he snore, grind his teeth, fart and talk in his sleep when he sleeps! Do you have a girlfriend!"
"You wait, you wait." Qiao Yanzhou felt that something would happen to Zhao Lingling if she continued to ask such questions, so she quickly interrupted her, "Wait for me to come one by one, and then ask about the fee."
"Answer these questions to me first!"
"There's no smelly feet. Sometimes there's a milky smell on his body. I don't know how it came from." Qiao Yanzhou recalled.
He really didn't make it up when he said there was a fragrance. When he was rubbing his hands just now, he could smell it vaguely.
"Ah, really!!! A boy with a milky scent!!"
Qiao Yanzhou felt that Zhao Lingling on the phone was so excited that her soul was going out of her body.
"I must brush my teeth and take a shower every day. The main reason is that EG's room is so convenient to take a shower, with 24-hour hot water."
"Yeah, and then continue!"
"And how the hell do I know if he changes his underwear?" Qiao Yanzhou suddenly realized that Zhao Lingling asked such a frantic question, "Should I take his pants off every day to have a look?"
"I don't even know when I'm sleeping. The two of us are only in the same room, not the same room." Qiao Yanzhou stretched his neck and poked his head into the living room outside. Gu Zixing was still sitting on the sofa with his eyes closed, and he didn't move. It should be Really fell asleep.
"Girlfriend, I haven't heard him mention it..." There should be many boyfriends, Qiao Yanzhou suppressed the second half of the sentence.
Before Zhao Lingling could reply, Liang Dong snatched the phone again.
"Brother Zhou, don't worry about her illness, wait for me to clean her up at night."
Qiao Yanzhou smiled at the phone.
Qiao Yanzhou felt that sometimes he really envied Liang Dong and Zhao Lingling. Although they both worked outside and didn't earn much money for a month, as long as the two of them were together, they never felt unhappy at all.
Qiao Yanzhou and his girlfriend Cao Ting would not be like this before. They had a small fight for three days and a big fight for five days. At the end of the quarrel, even Qiao Yanzhou felt that it was a mysterious relief to break up, but it was a little difficult for him to do it when his mother occasionally asked.
After hanging up the phone, Qiao Yanzhou lay on the bed for a while before going out, only to find that Gu Zixing had already woken up.
"Why did you go?" Gu Zixing yawned.
"I got a call from my friend."
Gu Zixing pointed to the big orange cat on his lap who didn't know when he would jump up to lie down, and said lazily, "Your steamed buns can already fit on the sofa."
"It's called Wotou." Qiao Yanzhou reached out and lifted the cat from Gu Zixing's lap.
"Leave it alone, it's warm." Gu Zixing patted his legs, smiled at the steamed bun in Qiao Yanzhou's arms, and touched its ears, "Is it glutinous rice balls?"
"It's called Wotou..."
“Good bean paste buns.”
"I'm hungry."
"Me too."
Just like that, the two of them went downstairs and ate a soup dumpling.
When paying the bill, Gu Zixing said he wanted to treat guests, but Qiao Yanzhou refused, the two of them pushed and shoved and almost got into a fight, and even recruited Gao Yang and Geng Qing, who were ordering skewers next to them, and dragged the two of them together. The next door accompanied the two of them to make skewers together.
After sitting in their seats, Geng Qing and Gao Yang looked at Qiao Yanzhou. Both of them thought that Qiao Yanzhou was Gu Zixing's new boyfriend, so they winked at Qiao Yanzhou for a long time and scared Qiao Yanzhou enough.
After Gu Zixing noticed it from the side, he quickly shook his head at the two people to express his misunderstanding, which made them let Qiao Yanzhou go.
But the persistent Gao Yang still didn't give up, and quietly sent Gu Zixing a wechat message on the dinner table. The general content was that Gu Zixing seemed to be a good match with Qiao Yanzhou, and he could consider giving it a try.
After seeing it, Gu Zixing simply replied two words.
"straight."
Seeing this, Gao Yang stopped talking, he was not so frantic as to encourage Gu Zixing to break up the straight man.
In the end, Gao Yang stopped talking nonsense, but Qiao Yanzhou vaguely felt something was wrong when he saw the behavior of the two people opposite him. He found that the man named Geng Qing had been handing Gao Yang meat skewers to eat, as if Gao Yang couldn't take care of himself .
Just now, I picked up a boiled peanut bean and put it directly into Gao Yang's mouth with chopsticks. Qiao Yanzhou had a complicated expression, as if what Geng Qing fed Gao Yang just now was not a peanut bean, but a red crane crest.
The most frightening thing was that when they paid the bill and left, Geng Qing and Gao Yang went with them. When they got to the small road, Geng Qing lowered his head and lay next to Gao Yang's ear, and after saying something, he stretched out his arms and hugged Gao Yang. Although Gao Yang slapped his waist open later, Qiao Yanzhou, who had chicken eyes, looked straight at him.
It wasn't until Gao Yang and Geng Qing left that Qiao Yanzhou finally asked the questions he had held back for a long time.
"The two of them... a couple?"
"Can't you see it?" Gu Zixing said as he stretched out his hand and began to touch his body, but he didn't find anything after touching it for a long time.
"What are you touching? You look like a monkey with lice growing on your body."
After saying this, Qiao Yanzhou suddenly felt that after staying with Gu Zixing for so many days, he obviously lost his words.
Gu Zixing should have noticed it too, and now he giggled for a long time before saying, "Touching the smoke."
"I have it." Without a word, Qiao Yanzhou took out a small pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it to Gu Zixing, muttering, "If I stay with you for a few more days, I will definitely get beaten when I go out to talk."
"Have you heard an old saying?" Gu Zixing took the cigarette, opened it and saw that it was a few women's cigarettes, and looked up at Qiao Yanzhou with a puzzled expression.
"Only this is the only one. Liang Dong's girlfriend gave it to me. She doesn't know how to smoke, so she gave it away." Qiao Yanzhou said that he was also helpless, and then changed the topic to Gu Zixing's previous topic, "What old saying? Near Zhu Zhechi Near ink…”
"Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, mice are born to make holes."
"Screw you, uncle." Qiao Yanzhou couldn't help laughing, Gu Zixing saw him smiling, and laughed too.
The two of them laughed like fools most of the night.
After laughing for a long time, Qiao Yanzhou remembered what he hadn't finished just now, so he reached out and patted Gu Zixing: "Hey, I think Gao Yang and Geng Qing seem to be familiar with the members of your team, so they are a couple What do you guys think of it?"
"Look with your eyes." Gu Zixing found it funny, "Qi Chen is tall, so he looks with his nostrils."
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Qiao Yanzhou didn't know why such a sentence popped up in his heart.
"Then... will there be people in your team who discriminate against homosexuals?"
Seeing Qiao Yanzhou's cautious questioning, Gu Zixing froze for a moment.
"Why are you asking that. Are you gay?"
"I'm not, I'm not, just..." Qiao Yanzhou waved his hand, but suddenly stopped when a word reached his mouth.
Gu Zixing was still standing there waiting for him to continue.
"That's right, I'm definitely not gay." Qiao Yanzhou bit his lip, looked up at Gu Zixing as if he had made up his mind, and said, "Then you are?"