"..." Cheng Ji stared at Sister Yu for a long time, making her feel creepy.
Suddenly Cheng Ji said, "Zhang Chunyu, pull over!"
Sister Yu was startled: "Why are you calling my name suddenly?"
"Pull over!" Cheng Ji ordered, "Behave yourself!!"
"What are you doing? You damned kid, what are you doing? Oh my, I'll be honest, I promise, don't grab the steering wheel, it's dangerous!!"
Cheng Ji growled, "Zhang Chunyu, don't drink and drive, don't drive after drinking, even your grandson knows this, why don't you understand?!"
"I... I didn't drink!" Sister Yu stepped on the brakes to defend herself, "We had lunch together, have you forgotten?"
"So you're on drugs?"
"Not at all. As a doctor, why should I take medicine?" said Sister Yu.
Cheng Ji pressed, "Then why are you talking nonsense?"
"No!"
"Why would a grown man like me have a child?"
Sister Yu shouted, "You... you, do you really not understand or are you pretending not to understand? There are many men who can give birth to children!"
"Director Zhang," Cheng Ji narrowed his beautiful eyes, "You doctors are under a lot of pressure. Are you prone to mental problems?"
Sister Yu was so angry that she couldn't even speak. "You little brat, do you have any common sense? The proportion of men with fertility genes in our country is 3 in 100,000. According to the population base, it is not small. It is more than the number of patients with some rare diseases. It's just that not everyone knows about it, and not everyone will give birth to a child!"
Cheng Ji tried to touch her forehead, but she angrily opened his hand and said, "I don't have a fever!"
"Did you watch a sci-fi movie last night?"
"Go to hell!" Sister Yu cursed, "The old lady is talking to you about science!"
Cheng Ji said: “Hahahaha!”
"I'm laughing at you!" Sister Yu felt a little bit like a big shot.
"Some men carry the gene, but they are heterosexual, so usually the task of childbearing is left to their wives; another part of men in same-sex unions will choose to have children themselves! However, male childbearing is still quite discriminated against, and it is generally not publicized. Most public hospitals' obstetrics departments do not accept them. In short, it is still a very small group. I have been practicing medicine for so many years, and I have only heard of two cases."
Cheng Ji laughed: "Hahahahahaha there are actually two cases!"
Sister Yu roared: "Do you doubt my quality as a medical worker? If I don't remind you, you will be the next case!"
“…” Cheng Ji observed her expression.
The middle-aged lady stood with her hands on her hips and her neck raised, looking extremely angry and domineering.
Cheng Ji said: "Tell me, how can you get pregnant without organs?"
"You have organs." Sister Yu said.
"I don't."
"You do. It's written on the medical report!"
"Definitely not."
"You don't have any organs, so I'll dig them out for you!" Sister Yu yelled, "Old ones are still valuable! Dig them up!"
"…Really?" Cheng Ji asked in a trembling voice.
"real!"
"In this world?"
"Then how many worlds are there?!" Sister Yu asked back.
Cheng Ji felt like she had scared her into having her period!
What the hell kind of novel was this originally?!
Cheng Ji had experienced various shocks in this world, such as being informed that he was a baby as soon as he opened his eyes, discovering that his mother was dying, finding a ring on his nipple, being pestered by Qi Beisong, and having Shen Zimo confess his love to him, but none of them was as frightening as this!
He wished that Zhang Chunyu could slap them in the face again to wake them up!
"..." Cheng Ji held his stomach and slowly leaned back against the backrest of the car seat, "I don't believe it..."
Sister Yu slowly advised, "It's okay. It exists in medicine. You've grown up so big and you don't know that you have the gene? Haven't you taken a test before? It can be detected with just a drop of blood. It's a good thing that I asked you to take a test last time, otherwise you would still be in the dark and messing around with others..."
"I'm not messing around..."
Sister Yu thought: Isn't a love triangle just a mess? NP is fucking banned, it's a hooligan crime!
"Don't tell anyone else..."
"Don't tell what? Can you have a baby?" Sister Yu asked.
"Can you please stop mentioning it!" Cheng Ji begged with a pale face.
Sister Yu said seriously, "How can we not mention it? This is a very serious topic. Because you can have children, you should pay more attention to reproductive hygiene. Don't believe in things like safe periods. Always have condoms on hand during sex, pay attention to protecting yourself, and don't have multiple sexual partners... Hey, hey, hey, why did you jump out of the car?!"
"This is on the highway! Xiao Cheng!"
"Cheng Ji—!"
"Come back here!!!"
"Come back quickly, the traffic police are here! You will be fined six points for illegal parking on the highway!!!"
Cheng Ji ran back a few steps and jumped into the car. Sister Yu quickly shifted gears, stepped on the accelerator and drove on, leaving the highway traffic police patrol car behind!
"It's too dangerous!" Sister Yu complained, "You damn kid, don't try to commit suicide in front of the traffic police! I'll draw a picture and explain your structure in detail later!"
"… "
Cheng Ji stared straight ahead at the road, his face as pale as paper, cold sweat dripping down his face, his pupils trembling. He went from fear to anger, from anger to frustration, and from frustration to numbness.
He closed his eyes and opened them again, believing it.
He asked weakly, "Is there any way to avoid it completely?"
"What are you asking? Contraception?" Sister Yu is a doctor, and her words are always direct. "Don't fantasize about complete contraception. Unless you remove your organs, no contraception method can be 100% effective. It can only be as close as possible. Oh, yes, there is one method. Don't have sex."
"No." Cheng Ji said.
“Don’t have your feet in two boats.”
"No!!!" Cheng Ji yelled.
"Don't get excited." said Zhang Chunyu, an old Western doctor.
Cheng Ji covered his face and was about to cry. Whenever he thought about running with a baby bump, he wanted to shoot himself in the head so that he could be immortal and continue to make progress.
Sister Yu added: "You just have one more function than ordinary men, you don't have a terminal illness, it's not that serious, right?"
Cheng Ji grabbed a paper bag from the back seat and took a deep breath to avoid hyperventilation syndrome: "I don't want any more of this!!"
"You might be your father's son, too."
"My dad died a long time ago!!"
Sister Yu was even more fierce than him: "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of being discriminated against? Discrimination is everywhere in this society. Everyone is discriminated against and discriminates against others. If you meet someone you love deeply and give birth to a child you love deeply for him or her, will you discriminate against him or her and reject yourself at the same time?"
Seeing Cheng Ji was silent for a long time, she asked, "What are you thinking about?"
Cheng Ji raised his face from the paper bag: "I was thinking, I need to practice hard to kill the enemy."
"Why?"
"From now on, no one can get close to me!" Cheng Ji straightened his back, tensed his muscles, and glared at me.
"ah?"
Sister Yu felt that something was wrong, as if the route of her courageous advance was slightly off in direction... But it didn't matter, it was good to have this momentum, at least it ensured good birth and upbringing.
After Cheng Ji swore a poisonous oath, he collapsed again: "It's over, it's over, I finally understand what it feels like for a girl to have menstrual cramps, this is how I feel now!"
Sister Yu added at the right moment: "I was working in the obstetrics department before I resigned from the public hospital. You may need me in the future."
"…" Cheng Ji said, "Zhang Chunyu, stop talking."
Zhang Chunyu said, "How about I give you an IUD?"
Cheng Ji covered his eyes with his arms: "When I hang myself, you can help me kick the stool..."
When they returned to Huang Village, Lao Geng saw that Cheng Ji looked as if he had been struck by frost, so he asked Sister Yu, "What did you do to him?"
Sister Yu said, "It's nothing. The child is too naive. I'm giving him a lesson."
Lao Geng didn't understand and went to the kitchen to make wontons.
At dinner time, Cheng Ji had severe stomach pain due to psychological factors and lay in bed, refusing to get up. Sister Yu went upstairs to massage him, saying, "What are you afraid of? You are not the only one suffering from this problem."
The old doctor's technique is different. It is gentle but firm in nature, dissolving blood stasis and relieving pain. Cheng Ji feels much better now, but his voice is still breathless: "Sister Yu, no matter who asks you in the future, you should say you have never seen me, especially those two who came to see me."
"I know." Sister Yu said, "You stayed with your mother in Changkang Hospital for a month. I saw it every day. You are a good child. If I don't help you, who else can I help?"
"What a fucked up fate..." Cheng Ji said, "Rub it more for me, it will feel good..."
"You are getting ahead of yourself." Sister Yu scolded with a smile, "I am thirty years older than you, and I am here to help you rub your stomach. When will you be filial to me?"
"Tomorrow..." Cheng Ji murmured.
"That's a deal." Sister Yu said, "From now on, you will be filial to me and I will take you as my godson."
"Um… "
"I'll deliver your baby."
“…” Cheng Ji raised his head abruptly, then dropped it, feeling his stomach ache even more.
In the evening, after Sister Yu and Lao Geng left, he tossed and turned in bed, feeling like a terminally ill patient who had received a report.
Suddenly he remembered what Sister Yu said about the love triangle, and thought to himself, could this "triangle" be him, Qi Beisong, and Shen Zimo
The shock this thought brought to him was much greater than the shock he felt when he saw the leader named Qi on TV. His hair stood on end and his heart was in turmoil!
Misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding!
Shen Zimo had personally admitted that he liked him, so he was not surprised.
But with Qi Beisong's personality, background and family background, under normal circumstances, he wouldn't even look at him straight in the eye, so how could he possibly get into this boring triangle? That would be too cheap!
Think about what was the last sentence Qi Beisong said to him
—Don’t you know what I’m thinking?! If I don’t want to…
How should this sentence be interpreted? If it really has the meaning that Sister Yu said...
Cheng Ji's face turned red, his Adam's apple moved up and down, his head ached and he had acid reflux, so he quickly covered his head with the quilt.
This was the first time he missed Qi Beisong so much that he couldn't sleep. When he woke up the next day, his face was sallow, his eyes were bloodshot, and he had a cold and tinnitus. He really wanted to pull Qi Beisong over and interrogate him personally to ask him what he was thinking.
He thought of thousands of plans, but there was only one plan - hide! The enemy attacked me without a trace in the vast land!
In order to hide, he threw away his SIM card that night, prepared to carry the ID card of "Geng Chunhong" with him wherever he went. He also temporarily abandoned his belongings at Shen Zimo's place, and wished he could have another plastic surgery.
According to the custom in Huang Village, he had to take a bath before the New Year. It was too cold at home, so he went to the bathhouse with a towel and soap. He had been in and out of public bathhouses many times before, so he was not surprised by the naked bodies.
This time it was different. He looked at the human bodies passing by, whether they were flabby, potbellied, or skinny, he stared at them and pondered, wondering if this one also had organs? That one also had organs? … He almost went crazy thinking about it!
Later, a master helped him to scrub his back, and he thought again: This person has it too
The bath scrubber asked, "Apprentice Chun Biao, why do you keep looking at me?"
He said, "Master, I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at the burden of life. Living a life does come at a price."
The master didn't understand and said, "Apprentice Chunbiao, go back and eat more. When you are full, you will have the strength to carry the load!"
The next day was New Year's Eve, and there were no customers in the store, so it closed after noon.
The bar was closed, and Cheng Ji and Lao Geng, two bachelors, had nowhere to go, so they had to drink and eat in front of the TV. They each felt that the other was a person with a story, so they hit it off and became sworn brothers.
But when Lao Geng sobered up, he regretted it, because his status in the underworld was too high. According to the agreement when they swore brotherhood, Cheng Ji should be the second in command, which was not in accordance with the rules. He relied on his old face to deny everything and insisted on recognizing Cheng Ji as his godson.
So Cheng Ji lost his mother before the New Year, and gained a father in the new year.
It’s okay to have more cheap dads, as long as they don’t have too many children.
Cheng Ji kept pressing his stomach when he had nothing to do, and couldn't figure out where the extra organ should be.
Zhang Chunyu said that the thing was only four or five centimeters in size when not in use. Cheng Ji just treated it as a cyst and as long as it didn't affect his daily life, he just pretended it didn't exist!
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On the other side, Qi Beisong.
On the day Cheng Ji escaped, Lei Jing and his men searched for him for two hours, but when he was really helpless, he reported to Qi Beisong.
Upon hearing the news, the latter locked himself in an office on the top floor of the company to smoke, and said bitterly: "I never thought my intuition would be so accurate!"
The training Cheng Ji received in the past ensured that he would not be found when he did not want to be found (of course it was also related to the fact that he joined the noodle shop organization under Sister Yu's introduction). Qi Beisong mobilized all the forces he could, and in the end he could only confirm that this person might, possibly, estimated, or probably did not leave Hongcheng.
And there are 20 million people living in this damn behemoth, Hongcheng!
Qi Beisong became visibly irritable, as if he was holding back a fire of anger. He was displeased with everyone and his temper was even worse than before.
He sent people to keep a close eye on Shen Zimo, because Cheng Ji's belongings were with him and there was a high probability that he would go looking for him.
But Cheng Ji didn't. He did what he said and also avoided Shen Zimo.
Shen Zimo had to go home to heal his wounds. His home was certainly not the orphanage that had taken care of him from the age of fourteen to eighteen, but his grandparents' mansion. He accompanied the old people during the Spring Festival and tried his best to dispel his inner unhappiness in the lively atmosphere.
Qi Beisong was deliberately indulging himself. Apart from the endless social engagements during the New Year holidays, he would often bring a large group of young masters into the most lively nightclubs at midnight, calling their most popular and beautiful princesses and young masters to accompany them, drinking, singing karaoke, playing finger-guessing games, playing dice, dancing... and having as much fun as he could.
When he was drunk, he would monopolize the microphone like an idiot and sing one love song after another.
The boss behind the nightclub was also in their circle of young masters, and they were all acquaintances. They found it strange, so they asked Qi Beisong's nanny, not the bodyguard leader Lei Jing, saying that Qi Beisong had not been so crazy for a few years, and occasionally tinkered with art or something, so why did his consumption downgrade recently? Would his grandfather and father be able to see it
Lei Jing said don't worry about it, he has been a little upset recently, but he is a little crazy outside, but he is quiet at home. The old man at home has had a hard life, so he just wants to have a good New Year. His father will not come back for the New Year, so he won't be bothered by him, just as if he had never been born.
The nightclub owner said, "If he's really anxious, I'll find him a suitable child to raise for a few months."
Lei Jing asked: "First of all, he definitely doesn't want it because he's lovesick. Secondly, does that kid know Gracie Jiu-Jitsu?"
"What?"
"If you don't know how to do it, you have to send him to learn first, and make sure he learns it well." Lei Jing said, "Because Qi Beisong is addicted to it now."
"Are you fond of fighting?" asked the nightclub owner.
"To be more precise, I like being beaten." Lei Jing said, "I feel uncomfortable if I don't get beaten for a day."
Chen Chuan's novel based on Qi Beisong has revised its outline three times. The latest draft is about an idiot who, trapped in love, struggles with his mental illness at the age of 26. He is eventually selected as an outstanding patient representative and, accompanied by a doctor, goes on a nationwide tour to give reports and publicize advanced treatment stories.
The title of the book is "Not Good Enough of a Handsome Brother Like You", or "Not Good Enough of You" for short.
Chen Chuan is kind and gave him a relatively bright ending. I hope he will not sink into depravity and torture ordinary people. If he is angry, he should find someone to vent it. If he wants to get married, he should find someone to marry him.