Teacher Qi went down the mountain to get the textbooks from school, and Lin Shuo was waiting in this cowshed.
Of course, it's not just waiting, the person who should be scolded still has to be scolded.
"He Yongnian, come out for me, kid." Lin Shuo shouted softly.
There was silence around him, and no one responded to him.
It's already night now, it's almost seven o'clock after six o'clock, and it's already dark.
Although it is halfway up the mountain, there is a village nearby, with scattered lights and several families living there.
Lin Shuo didn't want to disturb the mountain people by making loud noises, so he suppressed his anger and continued, "I know you're squatting under the willow tree. If you can't come here by yourself, then I'll come over to invite you."
"Chief leader!" He Yongnian stumbled into the cowshed after hearing a clap of thunder outside the cowshed, "What are your orders?"
"You've done a good job." Lin Shuo glanced at him before boasting.
"Being able to serve the chief is a blessing I, He Yongnian, earned in my previous life." He Yongnian clasped his hands together and said, "It's just that I don't understand this matter, so please give me some advice from the chief."
"Where do you not understand?"
"Just now, Teacher Qi took off his clothes by himself. I, He Yongnian, should have done a good job, right?" He Yongnian asked.
"It's not just in place, you're going to go to heaven." Lin Shuo rolled his eyes.
"But the boss, instead of pushing the boat with the tide, you even drove Teacher Qi to the school. Could it be that you think that Teacher Qi's beauty is not good enough?" He Yongnian asked again, "Boss, this girl is already the first girl in a hundred miles around Shennongjia. A beautiful woman, if you don’t like this, then I really have no place to find it for you.”
"Do you still want to continue pretending?" Lin Shuo asked coldly.
He Yongnian knelt down with a plop, and said with a bitter face: "President, this is really a misunderstanding!
At noon today, I thought you were being polite!
But I also saw just now that you really don't mean that to Teacher Qi.
You didn't come here to pick up girls. I didn't do bad things with good intentions. "
"I'm not being polite, but you are." Lin Shuo said coldly.
"No, Chief, please listen to my explanation." He Yongnian said, "I heard that the Chief Executive of Liemen is handsome and suave, and earned two chief wives in four deals.
This teacher Qi is the number one beauty in Shennongjia. You didn't say hello to our He family when you came here, but you came directly to Teacher Qi. I don't think I misunderstood you. "
"Oh, blame me for this." Lin Shuo nodded.
"Don't dare." He Yongnian hurriedly waved his hand, "Boss, I, He Yongnian, am stupid, so I won't continue to think about what I want. Why did you come here? Just tell me when there is no one around. "
"I'm here, of course, for your He family's hunting ground." Lin Shuo said indifferently, "If the reward after this matter is completed, if your He family will give you real gold and silver based on the market price in the door, I will not Refuse, but you can't traffic women like this."
"You're joking." He Yongnian smiled wryly, "Didn't I misunderstand, our He family usually asks for a family protector and a matchmaker when we have nothing to do, and we don't do such things as being struck by lightning."
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, you get up first, I'll ask you something."
"Hey!" He Yongnian stood up, nodded and bowed in front of Lin Shuo.
"What happened to the old zombie of the Qing Dynasty? Why did you give such an identity to Prince Ma?" Lin Shuo asked.
"Isn't this rumored in the village recently?" He Yongnian explained, "Actually, what exactly is this Prince Ma? There have been different opinions in Shennongjia in recent years. Some say it's a human, some say it's a beast, and some say it's a zombie. No one has seen it anyway.
But when the accident happened in Ganhe Village a while ago, some mountain people were on the mountain road, and they saw a figure in a white long gown from a distance, and he walked bouncingly.
In the past few years, no outsiders have come to Shennongjia, and the mountain people who witnessed this figure could not recognize who it was.
So the saying that Prince Ma is a zombie has become very popular recently.
In order to deceive Teacher Qi, I must follow the most popular saying, so you condescend to become an old zombie of the Qing Dynasty. "
"You talk so nonsense, would Mr. Qi, a college graduate, really believe it?" Lin Shuo asked.
"Then she has to believe it." He Yongnian said triumphantly, "This is all thanks to our He family's publicity in recent years."
"Your He family's propaganda?" Lin Shuo was a little surprised, "How do you promote it?"
"Of course it's a secret propaganda. It's inconvenient to say clearly about our hunter's identity." He Yongnian said, "Actually, the He family didn't invent the idea of Lord Ma. There have been such legends in the Shennongjia area for a long time. , earlier than our He family moved here, we had to go in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties.
Hasn't the He family hunting ground been out of control in recent years? As long as the mountain people enter the mountain, they will disappear at every turn.
Our head of the family came up with a way to protect the matchmaker and propose marriage, and moved the mountain people here one by one.
It's a good idea, but it will take time.
We can't tell the mountain people the truth about the out-of-control hunting grounds, otherwise the mountain people will turn their anger on us, and we won't be able to do the mediator's marriage proposal.
So we can only pick up the legend of Lord Ma and scare them first.
Frighten them away, try not to enter the mountain if you can, otherwise our He family hunters are not enough manpower now, and we really can't protect them well.
So we spent a lot of effort on publicity.
Especially this Teacher Qi, who graduated from Capital Normal University, has seen the world and is not superstitious, so he didn't believe it at first.
She is a school teacher, if she doesn't believe it, then 80% of the children will not believe it either, so it will be difficult for us.
Therefore, she became the key target of our He family propaganda team.
Since general publicity is useless, let's let her see it with her own eyes. "
"See it with your own eyes?" Lin Shuo frowned, "Can you invite this horse prince?"
"Of course we can't invite you anymore, we won't even be able to see each other." He Yongnian shook his head, and then said, "But we can dress up in disguise!
I spent a lot of money on that, the props and costumes were borrowed from the Song and Dance Troupe in the provincial capital, and I had several relationships.
Our brothers dressed up to scare her at night.
Not to mention, this girl is soft on the outside and strong on the inside, she is not thick-skinned, but she is bold enough.
I was scared twice at first, but it didn't work. She said it was someone pretending to be a ghost.
Later, I had no choice but to let someone lead her to the mouth of the river. I showed off my family skills and jumped across the river more than 20 meters wide, which frightened her.
You happened to be here today, so I followed the foreshadowing I made earlier, so she had no choice but to believe it.
But this girl is really stubborn. I had clearly frightened her before. Normally, she would have to think about getting out of this damn place.
But the girl didn't like it, and actually asked our He family to find a local man, who has been teaching here all her life.
Chief, to tell you the truth, inside and outside the door, there are not many people that I, He Yongnian, can admire. Of course you are the number one, but Teacher Qi must also be number one.
This is a heroine among women!
That's why I wondered if I could match you up, you two are indeed a good match. "
"Don't be sentimental, I don't think so." Lin Shuo shook his head, then pointed at He Yongnian and said, "Your He family's affairs are really fucked up."
"Boss, we can't do anything about it." He Yongnian sighed, "The hunting ground is out of control, and our He Family hunters are not capable enough, so we can only be like paper painters, making up for any omissions, just take one step at a time. But since you're here this time, I'm relieved, tell me, how can we cooperate?"
"You disappear first." Lin Shuo twitched his nose.
"Huh?" He Yongnian obviously didn't understand.
"Teacher Qi is back."
"Hey, look, this girl really dares to come back. What did I say, this is not a hero among women!"
"He's just down the mountain, and if you don't leave, she will see you."
"I'm leaving now. Chief, you can think about it again. This girl is really good."
"Get out!"
"yes!"
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