Humans and monkeys are different after all.
One of the differences is that humans are scheming, but monkeys are not so good at it.
Lin Shuo called Dylan and Cotillard over to scratch the white-eared lice together, not because he was really impatient, but because he had an idea.
Not only Di Lan, a biologist, knew about monkeys, but Lin Shuo, a hunter, also knew about it.
Monkeys can catch lice between each other, which means that it is similar to people worshiping each other.
From then on, we are brothers and sisters.
Lin Shuo didn't know why this white-eared slut got so close to him, and could catch lice after just seeing each other.
Maybe it's because I probed it with my divine sense just now, and it has a feeling.
Maybe it's because I have the blood of my mother's Yun family, which is naturally close to the Yun family.
Or maybe it's purely a good mood, plus it's pleasing to the eye.
To be honest, this incident touched Lin Shuo's heart.
Lin Shuo is an inheritance hunter, with heavy killing skills and the aura of chasing masters.
When the animals saw him, as long as they weren't stupid and careless like the Black Queen, or a ghost like Xiaoba Laobai, anyone else with a little intelligence would fear him and regard him as a natural enemy.
It's even worse for monkeys, which are smarter than ordinary animals.
Lin Shuo would not approach the monkey if it was kept in a cage.
Once it got close, the monkey had nowhere to run. It was either frightened to death or simply crashed to death. It would definitely not survive.
Lin Shuo wasn't proud of this matter. In fact, as long as it wasn't a beast that was harmful to people, Lin Shuo liked ordinary animals quite a lot.
Now that there is such a monkey who is not afraid of him and allows him to scratch the lice for it, Lin Shuo actually has a feeling of being recognized.
It seems that some of my previous grievances have been vindicated.
This gave him a sense of joy deep in his heart.
Of course, if you are happy, you are happy, and you still have to use your scheming.
Lin Shuo called the two women over to catch lice together, in fact, he intended to improve the relationship between the monkey and them.
Lin Shuo had already realized just now that Lin Xiaojiu, the king of hell in Di Lan's body, could detect it with white ears.
It just expressed its clear dissatisfaction with Lin Xiaojiu's release of spores in order to control the nearby forest, so it will stare at Dylan.
As for Cotillard, Lin Shuo just wanted her to get in touch with Bai Erxuan to relieve her fear.
Otherwise, there will be a scream from time to time, and no one can bear it.
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It's completely dark now, so you can't catch lice in such a daze.
Facing the white-eared monkey who threw her down the mountain, Cotillard was obviously still afraid in her heart and dared not touch it.
So Lin Shuo asked her to play the flashlight, which was more or less bright.
Dylan was a real daredevil, and she took a grate out of her pouch.
This kind of grate, which is rare now, is a special kind of comb.
It is generally made of bamboo, with a beam in the middle and dense teeth on both sides.
The first function is to comb the hair, and the second is to scrape dandruff and lice hidden in the hair.
Nowadays, every family has a bathroom, and the sanitary conditions are better, so this thing is rare.
After Anne and Di Lan walked through the door, Lin Shuo took out a rhino horn comb and an ivory beam grate from the dresser drawer in the old house in Liuye Lane.
These were used by my mother back then, and Lin Shuo passed them on to her daughter-in-law for her.
Each of the two daughters-in-law got one, and Dylan got this ivory beam grate.
Lin Shuo was even happier when he saw the grate.
He didn't expect that Dylan would actually bring it with him when he came out this time, so it would save a lot of trouble now.
The couple cooperated, Di Lan was in charge of combing the long hair with the grate, and Lin Shuo picked out the lice and fleas on the grate, and then drove the lice and fleas into the two thumbnails, and stretched them out in front of the white-eared monkey, with a little force .
Just listen to the sound of "cracking", which is called displaying service results.
After crushing the lice to death, Lin Shuo was about to shake off the thing covered by his fingernails, when Bai Erxuan raised his hand and grabbed Lin Shuo's wrist.
Lin Shuo couldn't help being terrified.
Bai Erxuan's attack was too fast, and he couldn't react at all.
Although the Lin family's karate martial arts were born out of the method of weapons, and the palms are like swords and fists like hammers, they are open and close in style, but this kind of close-to-body fighting that is almost face-to-face is not the inheritance of the Lin family.
But this kind of inadequacy is also relative.
As long as you don't challenge the great boxing master who is good at inch punches, or the "big cut" of the Liemen Su family, then you can do it.
Even if he was a great boxing master who was good at one-inch strikes, Lin Shuo, a man of cultivation, would not have any room to react.
But this white-eared monkey did it easily.
Although Lin Shuo was surprised, his mood was still stable, because he knew that Bai Erxuan was not malicious at the moment.
The white-eared slut raised his eyelids and gave Lin Shuo a white look.
That little expression seemed to say again: "You really don't know how to live, kid."
Then it stretched out its other hand, stuck the dead lice on Lin Shuo's fingernails with its fingers, put it in its mouth, and ate it.
The corner of Lin Shuo's mouth twitched, thinking that this was normal.
Monkeys catch fleas, but they just put them in their mouths.
Then continue, Di Lan is in charge of grating lice, Lin Shuo is in charge of feeding them, and they have been busy until midnight.
After eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, it was finally over.
After catching the lice, Di Lan still had this leisurely attitude, so he pulled up the hair on the white-eared monkey's forehead and tied a bow.
After finishing all this, Di Lan took out the mirror from his small bag and handed it to Bai Erxuan.
The big monkey took the mirror and looked at his own face inside. He was startled at first, but after pondering for a while, he seemed to finally understand.
After it figured it out, it held the mirror, looked left and right, held it in its hand and refused to let it go, it seemed that it had no intention of returning it to Dylan.
At the same time, looking at its expression, it should be quite satisfied with its current appearance.
"Is this the monkey's?" Cotillard couldn't help but wondered when she saw how handsome the monkey was.
"Maybe you can't be like this." Lin Shuo said lightly, thinking of Chu Hongyi in his heart.
Thinking of Chu Hongyi, Lin Shuo finally remembered the business of coming here.
Leaving a large army to come here this time, in fact, they came here to learn art.
Lin Shuo hesitated for a moment, stood up and said to Bai Erxuan, "I don't know how old you are, and I don't know your name, but I guess you should be older than me, so I'll call you Brother Bai. There are sets of boxing techniques, brother Bai, you can put eyes on me."
After saying this, Lin Shuo looked around, and found that there were dense trees and not enough space to use it.
On the way here just now, he and Dylan passed by a small river, and there was a nice river beach with a relatively open space.
So Lin Shuo said again: "Brother Bai, please come with me."
After saying this, Lin Shuo took a few steps towards the river beach, and looked back to see if the white-eared monkey would follow.
In fact, so far, Lin Shuo knew that this monkey was extremely intelligent, but he hadn't tried whether he could understand human speech.
As a result, when he turned his head, Lin Shuo didn't see the monkey. When he turned his head again, he found that it was beside him.
In one hand he held the mirror Dylan had given him, and in the other he held the ivory beamed grate.
It was only then that Dylan came to his senses, and shouted from behind, "Hey, where's my grate?"
Hearing this, the white-eared man next to Lin Shuo hid the hand holding the grate behind her back with a "shua", and winked at Lin Shuo at the same time, which meant don't say anything.
Lin Shuo couldn't help but slapped his thigh.
Good guy, this monkey has become a spirit!
The head of the hunting gate gave a long laugh, stepped a little, and disappeared in place.
Immediately afterwards, Bai Erxuan also disappeared.
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This night, the moonlight is alluring.
After Lin Shuo and Bai Erxuan left, Di Lan's heart inevitably felt empty.
She also heard Lin Shuo's words just now, and finally understood her husband's intention in coming to Linzi this time.
It turned out that he just came out to relax with himself, and he was actually here to find this monkey.
Hmph, man.
The Nordic princess felt a little apprehensive, sat there sullen for a while, and then couldn't help but burst out laughing.
I thought to myself, why should I eat the vinegar of a monkey, it is not a female yet.
And the Cotillard next to her is a mother, so I have to pay attention to her.
Looking at the female knight beside him, Dylan felt that he really couldn't blame himself for being overwhelmed.
This central European crimson rose is really eye-catching.
Looking at her facial features from this angle, let alone Lin Shuo is a man, even he would be fascinated by her.
Don't look at her impulsive personality and her behavior like a manly woman, but now she is quiet, she is a peerless beauty.
Dylan secretly looked at Cotillard, Cotillard was actually sleepy.
This day, the female knight's mood has been ups and downs. When she woke up in the morning, she was very excited and wanted to compete with Lin Shuo.
In the morning, I arrived outside Lin Shuo's room, listening to the movement inside, how could a girl in her twenties not know what was going on inside, her little heart was beating and her ears were burning red.
Came to the woods in the afternoon and saw that the two of them continued to flirt with each other. Lin Shuo had no intention of competing with him at all. He was not happy, so he vented his anger on them and went hunting.
Of course I didn't know what to do in my heart, I was very nervous all the time, and I got lost.
Just when Liushen was at a loss, a big red-haired monkey suddenly jumped out in front of him!
In short, this day is very long, and now that she is free, Cotillard is really sleepy.
"What did Lin Shuo do?" Cotillard asked, yawning.
"Didn't you hear that just now? He went to learn from that big monkey." Dylan said with his head bowed, averting his gaze from her.
"Study art?" Goldiard asked curiously, "What art do you study?"
"That big monkey is so agile, and its talent in combat is very powerful." Di Lan said, "So Lin Shuo should learn from it."
Of course Di Lan had reservations about what he said, and he didn't say anything about Bai Yuanfei's vertical attack.
But this matter fell into the ears of Cotillard, and the girl suddenly became filled with righteous indignation, and suddenly she was not sleepy.
"Look!" Cotillard's voice suddenly became louder, feeling that she had finally found evidence, and said, "The Lin family just stole a little bit from everything else, and learned from our family's inheritance!"
The corner of Dylan's mouth twitched, thinking that I don't know the details of your family, maybe you are the only one kept in the dark.
But in the final analysis, Cotillard cannot be blamed for this.
She was abandoned by the family since she was a child. If she were an ordinary person, if she had this experience as a child, she would hate the family when she grows up.
She is not, she has a lot of affection for her family and values family honor.
From this point of view, this girl is not a bad person.
It's just that she has a simple mind and doesn't read much. When she saw the records in the family tree, she believed it to be true.
The Nordic princess shook her head, not wanting to argue with her about this topic, and said, "Didn't Lin Shuo already tell you? He won't argue with you about this."
"That's because he made a mistake." Cotillard said.
"Gordia." Dylan sighed and asked, "Do you think that because you are a woman and he is a man, in the inheritance of your family's style, he has an innate advantage as a man, so he is now stronger than you?"
"Is not it?"
Dylan nodded: "This is indeed part of the reason, but certainly not the whole reason. For example, what happened at this moment, the gap between you and him is very large."
"What gap?"
"Even if it's a monkey's fighting skills, he will learn it." Dylan said lightly, "And you, you, Cotillard, would rather doze off here than take a look."
"I..." Cotillard was speechless for a moment, then she lowered her head and said, "I'm afraid of that monkey."
"Aren't the two of you trying to see who is more capable?" Dylan laughed, "Then after tonight, he will be more capable than you."
"That's right!" Cotillard jumped up, "No, he's cheating!"
"Then let's go and have a look together." Dylan also stood up and said, "I happened to miss him too."
"Didn't you two just separate?"
"You don't have to be jealous." Dylan said lightly, "We are just so in love."
"Who is jealous!"
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