Without further ado, early the next morning, Ning Wan called Fu Zheng, and then met Liu Guizhen who was holding the chicken. The three drove to the chicken farm in the suburbs and went all the way.
Ning Wan had contacted the master of the chicken farm in advance, and the journey was very smooth. The only variable was that when the steers were going in, Liu Guizhen was suddenly unwilling.
"I... I want to go first."
Ning Wan was anxious: "Aunt Liu, you..." The problem was solved by such a short time, how can I go back
"No, no, Lawyer Ning, I am willing to let you castrate the chicken, but I... I won't go in..." She shook her head repeatedly, "I can't see blood as a person. I don't even dare to kill fish at home. Let me Go and watch this chicken being castrated, I'm afraid..."
Ning Wan breathed a sigh of relief when she said this, she said generously: "Auntie, go around first. There is a farmer's market to the west of the chicken farm. You can stroll around. We will call you when we are ready."
"Then this chicken..."
"You just give the chicken to Fu Zheng."
As soon as Liu Guizhen heard this, she immediately thrust the big cock into Fu Zheng's arms, and then turned away happily...
Fu Zheng has put on a mask since he entered the chicken farm. Unfortunately, he was so smoked by the smell of the chicken farm that he almost ascended to the sky. When he felt that everything had reached the worst trough, life treated him again. A heavy hammer strikes and tells him that there can be worse...
He was trying to hold his breath in desperate way, but the sky fell into disaster. Before Fu Zheng could react, a hot chicken butt with a scent of fresh chicken shit was indiscriminately stuffed into his arms. Inside... For an instant, Fu Zheng felt that his mental health and physical health had been greatly impacted.
Ning Wan obviously didn't care about Fu Zheng's mental health. She walked directly into the workbench of Master Castor, and then turned around and shouted to Fu Zheng: "What are you doing in a daze? Come in!"
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Fu Zheng took a deep breath, glanced at the vigorous chicken in his arms, and moved into the room cautiously. He was doing his best to improve his mentality. It's okay, Fu Zheng, take it easy, and wait for the chicken to fight. When the anesthetic goes to the castration station, this nightmare is over, persistence is victory...
It's a pity that ideals are full, and reality is very skinny.
"Come on, hold down the chicken and press it tightly. The chicken may struggle when we castrate."
Fu Zheng raised his eyes to look at Ning Wan, "Isn't he able to take anaesthetics?"
"What kind of narcotics, Master Fu, do you think steers are the same as castration pets, cats, dogs, and dogs, and narcotics are so exquisite." Ning Wan rolled her eyes, "Do you know how many roosters there are in a chicken farm? Do you know how many chickens the master must castrate a day?"
"You probably don't know why the chicken farm has to castrate the rooster."
"I know." Fu Zheng pursed his lips and said calmly, "In order to prevent large-scale chickens from disturbing the people."
"Hahahahaha." Ning Wan couldn't conceal her ridicule, she teasedly looked at Fu Zheng, "You are really a young master."
"The chicken farm steers, where is it to prevent chickens from screaming? Look at how remote this chicken farm is, and there are no residential areas around it. The purpose of the steers is to make the roosters have no male hormones and become more docile. No longer being so aggressive, and not being active, causing the chicken to lose muscle, increase fat, and become larger, so that it can be a more qualified broiler!"
"..."
"It's OK, hurry up, hold down the chicken! If the farm's own chickens are all small roosters, they will be castrated, the master can hold them with one hand, but now this chicken is big and fierce, master You can't hold it with one hand. You can press it together. Remember! Hold it firmly! Otherwise, if the chicken struggles to peck at you while cutting the egg, I can't save you!"
"..."
A big par with an hourly salary of 8,000, a compound talent, a scarce resource in the world, and a senior lawyer who used to make an appointment and decided not to see a client because of his own mood, but the woman in front of her turned out to be so violent. To press the chicken? ? ? For a moment, Fu Zheng felt that he was about to suffocate.
It's a pity that Ning Wan didn't notice this. She turned around and brought out a bib: "Come on, take off your suit and put on this."
Fu Zheng glanced at the bib, which was not very clean, and clearly refused: "No need."
An elegant and noble man cannot wear such inferior and unhygienic clothing. Fu Zheng firmly believes that even if he is forced to do such an inelegant thing because of his life, he is born with temperament and connotation. It can make him look elegant and distinctive even in a messy job.
It’s just that on the other side, Ning Wan folded her hands, facing the chicken and began to whisper softly, as if she was doing mental construction for the chicken before castration: "Brother chicken, although you will not be a complete man in the future, you will lose a little bit. , But saved his life, which is totally worth the sacrifice."
At this moment, her voice gradually became softer, and Fu Zheng approached slightly, and finally heard what she was saying in the last sentence—
"Also, the wrongdoer has the debtor, you remember, hold down you to castrate you is this man, not me, don't peck at me later, please..."
"..." Fu Zheng felt numb with anger. Ning Wan was too arrogant, right? I am not deaf when I stand here.
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When he finally came out of the chicken farm, Fu Zheng felt as if he had already died once.
This woman Ning Wan was right. The rooster was big and fierce. She hugged her chest and looked around. As soon as she was pressed on the castrated workbench, she probably sensed the danger, and the rooster began to jedi. Fighting back, all of a sudden, the chicken feathers flew randomly, the chicken crowed sharply, and everything was available. At the beginning, Fu Zheng cared about his image and was obsessed with grace. Being calm and calm is what an elegant man should do.
However, the final reality is—
"Ning Wan! Help me hold this chicken together!"
"Ning Wan!!! Help me quickly!!! Ning Wan!!! Where are you?!!!"
"The chicken is going away!!!"
"Block me, this chicken wants to peck at me!"
"Ning Wan!!!"
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The whole process of the capon actually only took more than ten minutes, but Fu Zheng felt as if he had experienced a century of waiting.
It's no wonder that so many nervous literary killers want to say that waiting is the first old age. Fu Zheng thinks that these killers may indeed have great wisdom, because after only a dozen minutes, he feels that he is ten years old.
tired.
Really tired.
Doing tens of millions of dollars worth of cases, even a month without so tired.
If you want to destroy a person, don't hit his body, just destroy his spirit. This is true. Fu Zheng looked at his suit jacket that was once again stained with chicken feathers and chicken feces, and felt that he was about to be destroyed.
On the way back to the community with the chicken and Liu Guizhen, Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng beside her. At this moment, the delicate young master had an expression of solitary expression of something burning paper. He did not say a word during the whole process, and a sentence was vividly interpreted on his face-yes Of people are alive, but dead...
Although Ning Wan could not understand the fact that Fu Zheng’s young master was, and even hated this kind of default player who was airborne in order to refresh his resume, but seeing Fu Zheng's tragically ravaged appearance, she couldn't bear it for a while, and waited for Liu Guizhen and Ning Wan thought for a while and found out that her conscience opened her mouth.
"Officially speaking, the main work content of community lawyers is actually on duty, providing community residents with telephone and face-to-face legal consultation, mediating legal disputes arising in the community, and guiding community residents to resolve disputes legally and harmoniously. Carry out publicity on the legal system and regularly hold lectures on the rule of law to popularize the law among residents in the community."
Fu Zheng glanced at Ning Wan blankly, as if she felt that she was going to throw some moth to herself.
Ning Wan didn't care about his bad eyes: "Does this description sound okay? But in fact, you have also seen that many cases of community lawyers are harassing the people, which are small and trivial, although the law still needs to be applied. But in many cases, it is impossible to solve the problem by simply moving the law. Theory and practice are completely different. Although the law is the criterion and the bottom line, many legal disputes at the grassroots level in the community really rely on mediation."
"The most important thing is that community legal disputes are very different from other legal disputes, because after the dispute arises, many neighbors still have to continue to live in the same space. In the future, they will not see their heads up, so the way they are handled is You cannot be as rigid and step-by-step as commercial legal disputes. In addition to the current disputes, you must also consider whether there will be any serious sequelae in the dispute settlement."
Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng: "Wrong operations will even intensify conflicts between neighbors due to prosecution. For example, in this case, if you go all the way to the dark, exhaust all kinds of legal channels, after spending a lot of time and energy. , Maybe it is possible to force Liu Guizhen’s chicken to be taken away, but what about in the future? In addition to the chicken barking problem, there may be new problems arising. From now on, the two neighbors will not have the opportunity to live together peacefully, contradictory. And disputes will only increase."
"In a grassroots case, communication between lawyers and clients is too important. You have to understand the core needs of clients. Shi Xiaofang's appeal is actually very simple. She just wants a smooth life. As for Liu Guizhen, talk to the other party and investigate this. From the background of the case, you will find that she is not really unreasonable."
Ning Wan paused, and sincerely advised: "You see, the community is these cases, and community lawyers are not the image of elite lawyers in your imagination. You may not look at the work of the community at the grassroots level at all, really. It's kind of like the aunt of the neighborhood committee." At this point, Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng implicitly, "Even if you don't need money, you can't throw away a suit every day, right?"
Fu Zheng said coldly: "That suit is dirty."
"Why don't you say that you are dirty?"
"..."
"The work of community lawyers is very complicated and stressful. What is needed is people who are really capable and down-to-earth. This is not a place for young masters and princesses to experience life. Everyone should be their own. If you go to the wrong position in your position, not only will you suffer, but others will also be affected, right?"
Ning Wan felt that she had put her heart to heart, and all the explicit hints were in place. If Fu Zheng hadn't used his relationship to squeeze out Chen Shuo, who was able to work hard, Ning Wan had no objection to him, and she did not hate the rich, yes. The rich young master like Fu Zheng doesn't catch a cold at best. After all, we are not in the same world at all on weekdays.
It's a pity that his kind words and good words not only failed to arouse Fu Zheng's consciousness, this man who was still looking lonely just now, after listening to Ning Wan's words, the whole person was resurrected...
"There is no wrong position, because I can handle any position."
Fu Zheng had lived to such an age, and he had never said "no" to him in life. He really didn't think much about the work of a community lawyer at the beginning, and he really underestimated the enemy, but Ning Wan's remarks made him uncomfortable. She even said he couldn't!
There is no "no" in his dictionary.
Fu Zheng regained his usual calmness and self-restraint. He pursed his lips and glanced at Ning Wan: "This case is an accident. This kind of thing will not happen in future cases."
Ning Wan was stunned at this development. At this moment, she couldn't take care of her euphemism: "Master, I don't think it was an accident that you didn't make this case. The clients we faced were residents of the community, and many people were old and culturally. The level is not high, and you care more about reason than the law. As a result, you went to Liu Guizhen’s house empty-handed and wanted to spend money to buy the chicken. Even if Liu Guizhen’s noise disturbed the people, it was wrong. If it is serious, you must bear the tort liability. You have to come here. I will give people a legal science popularization. Can they communicate well with you?"
"When you talk to people about the legal terms directly, they don’t understand them. You have to tell them the legal provisions in a more accessible way, and pass on the legal concepts. Just like the cock screaming to disturb the people, cut from the perspective of the square dance disturbing the people. She puts herself in the position and communicates with her that noise is a tort, so she can accept it and understand it better."
"Being a community lawyer, you have to learn to lower your stance, listen to the voices of both parties, rather than being superior. If you are currently receiving clients in the head office, then, as long as you are sufficiently competitive, you can really do The set of elite lawyers does not come in love with clients; but you are in the community, and community lawyers are more of a kind of voluntary labor and service." Ning Wan blinked, "So, I don't think this is a kind of A job that young masters can do, because every case needs to bend your noble waist."
"I am not a young master."
"Mental patients also say that they are not mentally ill."
"..."
Ning Wan continued to fill the knife and said: "Do you think that you are so great now? The kind fairy who doesn't eat the world and fireworks descends to the world and saves all living beings? But do I need to remind you? What will the descendants of the world end in? Seven fairies know, right? After taking a shower, a gangster who watched her bath and stole his clothes successfully threatened to get married together. If you think about it carefully, isn't this a coerced marriage?"
Fu Zheng frowned and corrected: "I am a man."
"In modern society, are men safe? There are also female hooligans in this world!"
"..."
Fu Zheng tried his best to restrain his furious heart, and said coldly: "Don't say it anymore, I just haven't done this business before, but I will get started quickly."
Haha, look at this tone, Ning Wan wanted to record it, as if she had done other business before. Judging from Fu Zheng's resume, he is a rookie with no work experience! A rookie should have the consciousness of rookie!
"Okay, then you have also experienced the first community case now." Ning Wan smiled, "The chicken cries are over, the square dance disturbs the people, how do you deal with it?"
Fu Zheng paused, and then said: “You can communicate and educate first, because the use of tweeters in the community violates the "Environmental Noise Pollution Prevention Law". If repeated communication is invalid and it does interfere with the lives of residents in the community, it can be punished. A fine of more than 200 and less than 500."
He glanced at Ning Wan, and his tone became smoother and smoother: “This time it’s not like culling chickens. There is no difficulty in enforcement of fines, and the means of fines are very deterrent, because the main crowd of square dancing is old people. Auntie, in terms of their consumption outlook, such fines will impress them and will not commit them again."
Fu Zheng probably thought his answer this time was remarkable. He looked at Ning Wan and waited for an unexpected and affirmative expression on her face, but it was a pity that he did not wait.
"Noise pollution punishment requires the proof procedure of technical appraisal, but it is very troublesome. If you have the time and energy, it is better to ask the square dance troupe to change location. Do you know that there is a vacant lot to the west of Yuelan? The surrounding area is the community club. It’s a parking lot. Even if you dance square dances, it won’t disturb the people. But why didn’t the square dance troupe go to the downstairs of the community with such a nice open space?" Ning Wan smiled, "I went in before. After dancing the square dance for three days, the old aunt told me that there is no light in that clearing area, so how can I dance with black lights."
"So I coordinated with the community and the property, and the owner committee also agreed. I plan to install street lights in the open space for square dance troupes. Isn't that all resolved?"
"But you didn't use the law at all, neither did you go to litigation, nor did you use the law to mediate..."
Ning Wan took a quick look at Fu Zheng: "Although we are community lawyers, not all disputes in the community have to be resolved by law. Many disputes have better ways of handling besides the law, and they can be handed over to others. For example, this can be solved with the help of community properties, and there is no need to waste legal resources. Although community legal work involves all kinds of trivialities, don’t go into the misunderstandings and feel that nothing is trivial. We have to deal with it. Although community lawyers and neighborhood committee aunts occasionally seem to have overlaps in business, we are not neighborhood committees. You see, isn’t this a typical academic style of thinking? We who study law can’t just think that law is omnipotent. Ah, I also asked the old aunt about the fine? Do you know the fighting capacity of others? What are you talking about? Do you want to die?"
"..."
"Now it's just the beginning. It's not that I said you. You are such a capitalized silly white sweet, walking rookie, you put it in the palace fight drama. It is estimated that the tragic death is not equipped with a lens. You will be suspicious if you are a community lawyer for a few days. Life." Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng pityingly, "Master, if you must persist, I'll give you a piece of advice. Before you are crazy, buy yourself insurance first."
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The author has something to say:
【small theater】
Now please choose the most scumbag in this chapter:
Fu Zheng: I choose chicken
Chicken: Why is this father-in-law? My father-in-law can at least barely be considered a broiler, he is a vegetable chicken, he should be more scumbag
Fu Zheng:...