The old aunts are powerful in combat, but Ning Wan, who has a loudspeaker that is superior in equipment, is more lethal. When she spoke, the old aunts did not even have the power to fight back.
Seeing that the victory has been set, Ning Wan unilaterally declared the end of the snatching war: "It's OK, go back if there is nothing wrong, Lawyer Fu, don't think about it, don't worry about the marriage of your children, relatives and children, children and grandchildren. Having children and grandchildren, finding a partner and getting married may not necessarily make you happy. Let everything go! Don’t join in the fun here!"
Although unwilling, a group of old aunts sees no hope of contacting them, and think about giving their children a blind date. It is true that the children are not in a hurry, and they can’t say that Ning Wan can only reluctantly look at special prices that they have not grabbed in the supermarket. Fu Zheng glanced at him like pork, and then left angrily.
"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer."
Ning Wan wanted to beat the dog in the water again and give Fu Zheng two more shots, but she looked at Fu Zheng, whose face was like a survivor, and realized that this arrogant young master now looks haggard and suspicious of life. It turned out to be a little pitiful.
Ning Wan couldn't hold back in the end: "Okay, how can it be like being trampled by life? What a big deal, you can change to a ugly picture."
Fu Zheng glanced at Ning Wan with an ugly expression, and his tone was a little hard to say: "At this time, why are you still obsessed with asking me for ugly pictures? Have I offended you when I grow up like this?"
"Fu Zheng, I said, why are you so rigid and inflexible? Haven't those old aunts taught you a lesson? It's not safe for men to be so tempted to attract butterflies! How did they come here? It's not because Has your ID photo been publicized in the community?"
Fu Zheng frowned and looked at Ning Wan suspiciously.
Ning Wan couldn't help but gave him a white look: "The biggest charity blind date group in Rongshi is the largest public welfare blind date group in Rongshi. Nowadays, it has become a brand bigger and stronger, and old aunts from other communities have joined. I have to go through an interview."
"Even the old aunts who are officially able to join the group through written examinations and interviews are also facing great performance inspections. Everyone must recommend at least one high-quality single young woman and one high-quality single young man every month. Combination of small and young people, otherwise it will be eliminated at the end." Ning Wan said here, glanced at Fu Zheng, "As soon as your photo is published on the website, community account, and community publicity, in my experience, it will be completed within half an hour. I have been sent to the blind date group, and everyone is actively completing KPIs. It is really rare for you to have such a beautiful source of goods. Of course, you are ready to "inspect the goods" as long as there is no wrong product. ."
"..."
Suddenly, Fu Zheng didn't know what he should say. At this moment, there was only one song in his mind that played in a loop—the urban routine was deep, and I wanted to go back to the countryside.
He suddenly felt that he was a senior lawyer, but he was only worthy of farming in the countryside...
It was also at this moment that Fu Zheng finally understood the meaning of Ning Wan's previous request for an ugly photo. She actually blamed her, she was indeed out of good intentions...
Ning Wan didn't know the complicated emotions in Fu Zheng's heart. She glanced at Fu Zheng and urged: "Hurry up, find Zhang Chou to send me, otherwise you don't know when you want to attract the bee and butterfly. "
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Fu Zheng searched for a long time, and finally found a photo and sent it to Ning Wan.
As a result, Ning Wan immediately refused: "You can't do it, it's not ugly enough, you have to be uglier, is there that kind of shot without shampooing? Or the eyes are not focused? The corners of the mouth are crooked?"
"..."
Fu Zheng tried his best to look for it again calmly, and after a fierce inner struggle, he sent a photo of himself that could be described as a dark history.
pity…
"No, no, you're still very good-looking." Ning Wan frowned and looked at Fu Zheng, "Do you want to be free from the blind date matchmaker? Looking for Zhang Chou! That kind of real ugliness! "
Fu Zheng almost died of anger. Could he be handsome and commit a crime? What's the matter with this woman's disgusting eyes
He was holding his breath in his heart, but for the sake of face, he could only dryly said: "I said, I really don't have ugly photos, I didn't lie to you."
Okay, Ning Wan also gave up: "Do it yourself, and at the critical moment, let you experience one of China's four great evil arts."
Fu Zheng was stunned, and couldn't help but leaned over, only to see Ning Wan holding her mobile phone, opening a software that she didn't know, and then—
"Come on, make your eyes smaller. Do you want triangular eyes or three-white drooping eyes?" Ning Wan looked at Fu Zheng with a grin, "Respect the wishes of the parties, and you choose one yourself?"
"..." Fu Zheng pursed his lips and said with difficulty, "Triangular eyes..."
"Okay, then triangle eyes, I will open your eye distance a little bit, so that people don't seem to be very smart."
"..."
"What about the nose? Do you want to be the special nose for the hook and villain that the treacherous must have, or the big nose like a bull devil?"
"... Hook nose..."
"Give you a P bigger mouth? Do you want a catfish mouth? A man with a big mouth looks very dirty."
"..."
"Do you want a pair of wind ears?"
Do it…
It's a pity that Ning Wan seems to have let herself go. She no longer seeks Fu Zheng's advice, and she has been enthusiastic about it since she started.
"I will add another matchmaker mole to you, and give you a hair on the mole. Although P is ugly, you still need to be healthy. Hairy moles are benign. I am ugly but I am healthy..."
I can thank you...
Ning Wan went to P for a long time, and finally stretched her waist like she was done: "Okay, I'm done! Do you want to watch it?"
Fu Zheng knew that at this time, as a mature and stable man, he should not be surprised. Don't be curious about these trivial things, because this is very low, but his feet do not listen to the control of the brain. When Fu Zheng reacts, he has already left. Behind Ning Wan, she bent down and looked at her mobile phone.
Of course he is not low, because it has nothing to do with him, his mind is very clear, it is his foot that is sick, and it is the foot that can't help but walk towards Ning Wan.
"..."
"..."
"...… …"
It’s just that I don’t know. Fu Zheng can’t remove his eyes anymore...
"Ning Wan, did I have hatred with you in my previous life?" Fu Zheng stared at Ning Wan's phone screen, and suddenly he felt a trance about ascending to heaven. What kind of hatred supported Ning Wan? Make yourself so ugly
Although it is indeed right to make yourself a little ugly from the perspective of avoiding trouble, but... it doesn’t have to be so ugly, right
Besides, it doesn’t seem to be an ugly problem anymore. The triangular eyes of the thieves, the super-large eye distance, the wicked hooked nose, this can hear the windy ears in all directions...
Fu Zheng couldn't help it, he pressed the veins on his forehead: "How does this look like a mentally retarded? It's like a trisomy?"
"Is there?" Ning Wan opened her eyes wide, and then took a closer look at her P-picture results. "I think it's pretty good. I definitely persuade me to retreat by strength. I didn't want to look at the second one at the first glance. She patted Fu Zheng on the shoulder, "Don't worry, as soon as this picture comes out, no one will want to dig into your connotation through your appearance. You are safe."
Fu Zheng endured the headache: "Then do I have to thank you?"
"Of course. Would you like to invite me to dinner tonight?" Ning Wan didn't realize that Fu Zheng was being ironic at all, and said happily, "Moreover, I helped you in the case of the chicken called harassment. You say yes. For those who have become apprentices, tonight will be both a thank you feast and apprenticeship feast. It will save you a meal!"
Think for me like this, Fu Zheng thought, then I would like to thank you.
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This afternoon, it was rare that there were not many consultation calls. Ning Wan saw that Fu Zheng had acquiesced, so she took out her mobile phone and started searching for what to eat at night. After consulting Fu Zheng, Ning Wan finally chose a very cost-effective one near Yuelan. Daily Hunan restaurant.
Nearing the end of get off work, Ning Wan packed up her things, and was about to pull Fu Zheng to the Hunan restaurant, but before leaving the house, she almost ran into someone on the face.
"Ningning!"
When Ning Wan looked up, she was pleasantly surprised to find that the person was Shao Lili: "Xiaoli, why are you here?"
Shao Lili yawned tiredly: "A few days ago, a legal opinion deadline had to be published in a bilingual version. As a result, Cui Jing, who was in charge of the English translation, said that something happened temporarily and asked me to do the finishing work. As a result, I had two consecutive days. I didn’t sleep for two nights, so I squinted for a while. I just took the bus and got ready to go home, but the bus broke down at this intersection..." Shao Lili said with a look of lovelessness, "The last car was driven off. I have to walk another twenty minutes from the nearest platform here. I am sleepy and hungry. I want to be near you, so I will come to you for a meal."
Shao Lili is like this. Ning Wan said it was fake that she didn’t feel distressed. She didn’t know what Cui Jing’s style was. She said she asked Shao Lili to do the finishing touches, but I’m afraid that Cui Jing didn’t even start translating a word of the legal opinion. Shao Lili What 80% of them had to do was not just mopping up, but a complete translation work. Only then did they urgently work overtime for two days and two nights...
She glanced at Fu Zheng: "I'll take my friend to have a meal, don't ask for your meal." Ning Wan was a little embarrassed, "Actually it was a joke to ask you to invite you to visit a teacher. I'm sorry, I can only make you happy today. I’ve made an appointment, I’ll invite you next time."
Although Ning Wan didn’t like the relationship between Young Master Hu, who came here by air, Fu Zheng didn’t seem to leave the community for a while, and the blind resistance was meaningless. It was a relationship between looking up and down, so she decided to change her strategy. At least in these days when Fu Zheng was still in the community, the two people were able to live in peace without violating the river, and not infringe upon each other’s sovereignty. Anyway, in Ning Wan’s expectation, Fu Zheng could not last long in the community. One or two weeks was At the limit, Ning Wan didn't have to endure this young master for long.
It’s just that Ning Wan was fighting with Fu Zheng before, and asking Ning Wan to lower her head to find Fu Zheng for dinner. It was a bit of no face, so she found a way to force Fu Zheng to invite herself. In fact, Ning Wan decided to AA in the end, but now Shao Lili is this She couldn't leave it alone, she could only apologize to Fu Zheng.
As a result, Fu Zheng glanced at himself, but did not leave the boat on his own. Instead, he calmly said: "Let’s go together. I said please." He pursed his lips, and said uncomfortably, "I misunderstood the picture today. I want to thank you and just ask your friends to go with you."
So in the end, Ning Wan, Shao Lili and Fu Zheng sat in the small box of the Xiang restaurant. Although this small restaurant is not very high-end, it is clean and tidy, full of the warm atmosphere of the world of fireworks, and the food is delicious. The owner of the restaurant has always been smiling.
Ning Wan was addicted to spicy food, she was quite happy, Shao Lili also raised her spirits because of the food, and the two chatted about gossip in the place. Although Fu Zheng did not participate in the topic, she listened quietly, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
It's just that Ning Wan's rare good mood was eventually destroyed by a phone call.
Halfway through the meal, Ning Wan received a call from her mother.
She greeted Shao Lili and Fu Zheng and ran to the door to listen, and then heard the voice of her mother trying to suppress her crying...
Ning Wan returned to the small box after half an hour. Shao Lili was chatting with Fu Zheng in a harmonious atmosphere. When she came back, she couldn't help but complain: "Why have you been there for so long?" She looked up at Ning Wan. At a glance, he was stunned: "Why is your face so ugly?"
"Is it your mother's phone number?" Shao Lili rolled her eyes and said cautiously, "Did your dad go back again?"
Ning Wan said haha to Shao Lili’s question, and quickly avoided the topic, but even though her face was elated, Ning Wan thought of her mother’s phone call just now, but she only felt that her heart was overwhelmed. It was also at this moment. She saw the red fruit drink with ice cubes on the table...
Shao Lili followed her gaze and explained: "Today we were engaged in an event. The lady boss just gave it a new product, freshly squeezed watermelon and strawberry..."
Ning Wan was irritable, she didn't finish listening, she just took the glass of ice juice and drank it in one fell swoop.
Shao Lili jumped up suddenly: "Ningning, spit it out! Spit it out!"
Ning Wan avoided Shao Lili's hand, somewhat inexplicably: "What's wrong? Do you want to drink too? Order another drink if you want."
"No!" Shao Lili's face flushed anxiously, "I haven't finished talking, this is a glass of watermelon and strawberry cider! There is alcohol! There is alcohol!"
Now Ning Wan was also anxious: "You don't say it early! Tell you not to lay the groundwork!" After she said, she ran to the side to induce vomiting, but unfortunately she was not skilled and did not succeed. She came down several times and finally despaired. There was an expression of resignation on his face, "You will wait... Hold me well..."
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Fu Zheng didn't know why the style of painting between Ning Wan and Shao Lili became so weird at first, but after a while, he understood why these two women were like enemies before—
Ning Wan was drunk.
Although she was drunk, she couldn't tell from the expression on her face. The woman still had pink lips, red teeth and white teeth, and her expression was quite normal, except her eyes were more...more damp and innocent than usual.
It’s not that Fu Zheng has never seen a drunk person, but it’s the first time I saw Ning Wan like this...
The woman went back and forth a dozen times in the box, saying that she had lost her tail and was looking for her tail; then she suddenly started arguing with the newscaster in the box TV. She retorted when someone said something. ; Then he pulled the curtain by the window and said that he wanted to share a waltz...
"She pours a cup." Shao Lili explained to Fu Zheng while wiping her sweat to try to hold Ning Wan.
"..."
Fu Zheng had seen a bad wine, but he had never seen a wine so bad... He saw Ning Wan being a stand-up comedy and singing a song. It wasn't until half an hour later that the other party seemed to finally get tired and tired. Finally stopped, and returned to the table to sit down.
It was just that she didn’t sit for long, she looked at Fu Zheng without blinking, then suddenly took out a pen from her bag, pulled a clean napkin from the table, and wrote a row of bamboo numbers on it. , And then he squeezed it to Fu Zheng: "Handsome man, this is my number, you keep it." She said, giggling, "Remember to go back and call me."
"..."
It’s no wonder that people who are drunk are very honest. Fu Zheng thought. It can be seen that in the face of her own appearance, even though her mouth is hard, Ning Wan’s heart has actually made the correct answer, even when she is drunk so crazy. , Isn't it a vain attempt to strike up a conversation with yourself? In this regard, this woman is at least aesthetically online...
Fu Zheng was thinking so, and then heard Ning Wan continue to say—
"Anyone who has legal disputes such as divorce, marriage, capture of rape, and inheritance can contact me." Ning Wan said seriously, "tonight for a limited time promotion. If you call me before 12 o'clock, call you. 12% off!"
"..."
Leave your number to promote legal business? ? ? How missing is this woman? Are they selling like flyers? And 12% off? ! 12% off is called a discount? ?
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