There was once a kind of literature that was popular for a period of time. When Yan Chu was a child and was in the very rare and very short second period of his life, he once read a few books that were said to be worthy of this type of literature under the encouragement of his friends. It is called a classic novel, but without exception, after the protagonist's youthful period at the beginning, Yan Chu was forced back by the protagonist's overbearing aura that can be in heat anytime and anywhere, and the golden gun will never fall.
That's right, there is a collective term for that kind of writing, and that is stallion writing.
Two are too few, three are not too many, four and five are normal and standard, and six are masculine upwards.
From the cute little green plum, to the hot and seductive policewoman, from the icy rich lady, to the savage underworld daughter, there are only things you can't think of, and there is no male lead who can't love you.
In these stories, without exception, those outstanding women are dormant by the hero's aura. Obviously, every single one of them is a woman who has no shortage of suitors, but for the sake of the hero, they are willing to give up their self-esteem and serve together. A husband, in order to let the man work hard outside without worries, he acts like a sister.
These women have a unified advantage, that is, they are not jealous, and they are generous to choose other outstanding women for the hero. These women have the sisters of the heroines, their good girlfriends, and some who destroy the three views. Mother and daughter serve one husband together.
Every time Yan Chu sees this kind of plot, Yan Chu can be shocked, and then silently closes the novel in his hand, vowing never to touch this type of story again.
Standing on the standpoint of being fellow men, Yan Chu thought that this was just men's self-obsession, and they couldn't get any of the perfect women with their own characteristics in the book in real life.
At the end of the story, the male protagonist often stands at the top of his world, breaks through the void, takes Zhongmei directly to other higher planes, and leaves behind his own world in his world. his legend.
Yan Chu thought that these stories should only exist in his ignorant adolescence, but he didn't expect that this time the mission world was facing such a stallion man.
The other party is not only the body he wants to parasitize this time, but also the wisher of this mission.
"I don't understand, do you understand?"
Originally with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he looked like a spirited young man who liked the elders very much. At this moment, he stood in front of Yan Chu with a sad face, looking at him full of doubts.
When Yan Chu thought for a while and was about to answer his question, the original body had already finished answering the question talking to himself.
"How do you understand? After all, you have never reached my level."
The original body looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle. Why did Yan Longao Tianchu have such an ending? Obviously everything is so perfect. Everyone admires him and worships him. He enjoys what everyone in this world can only dream of. Wealth, so many women are crying and clamoring to go to his bed, saying that they are willing to be kittens, puppies or a piece of grass by his side regardless of their status.
Obviously those feelings were so sincere at the beginning, why did each of them become so vulgar and unreasonable after giving birth
This one thinks that he gives more money to other women, this one is angry that he helps another woman's family to clear up the relationship with the upper class, even he is the most sensible and considerate, and Qingmei, who grew up with him since childhood, has moved out of his thousands of square meters of land. luxury villa, proposed to divorce him.
Everyone was chattering in his ears, as if the love between sisters was his illusion.
"Executor, how many women do you have when you perform missions in each world? For an executor like you, there should be many conveniences, right?"
With a dejected face, Yuanchen asked Yan Chu curiously.
"No, I am a firm monogamist. If I marry a wife in that world, I must guarantee my loyalty to the marriage."
Yan Chu said with a stiff face.
"Tsk tsk, you don't know how to enjoy. Every woman in this world has their own characteristics, gentle, pungent, savage, and cute. There is only one woman. Don't you feel that you have let down the magic bestowed by you?" Do you have the skills?"
The original body didn't understand Yan Chu's behavior. In his opinion, as long as any capable man has three wives and four concubines, if the law does not allow it, then marry a wife and raise a group of children outside. This is a normal man the behavior of.
Those men who are serious on the surface, in private, who knows whether they have more sex than most men in private, and it doesn't matter who is more noble than the other.
Yuanshen curled his lips, and decided that Yan Chu was the kind of hypocrite he said on the surface.
Thinking that such a man would take over his future business empire, his wealth, and his woman, Yuan himself felt a little unhappy.
You said that it would be great if he could turn things around and go back and do it all over again. In his previous life, he hadn't had enough happy days. If someone replaces him, he won't be the one who enjoys the blessings.
[The contract that has been signed cannot be repented, and those who break the contract will be dissipated immediately] When the original body was retreating, such a message suddenly came out of his mind, except for himself, Yan Chu did not hear it. In Yan Chu's sight, it was this mission The client's brain began to lose his mind again.
It is delusional to want women who receive modern education to do things that women who received three wives and four concubines in ancient times and women who were trained by women could not do. This kind of man is either mentally ill or something.
If you simply believe that people are looking for your money, it’s fine, but this person in front of you still thinks it’s true love. He divided up the true love dozens of times, but he vainly expects others to give him the complete love. This is more than cerebral palsy. More serious brain damage.
The original body was taken aback by the warning that suddenly appeared in his brain, and he regretted why he signed those contracts impulsively. Now that he thinks about it, he could have been reincarnated. This hypocrite has to contribute his soul to help him fulfill his unfulfilled wish. If he doesn't ask the other party to help him fulfill his wish, he will lose his soul. Anyway, he will die if he turns into a ghost.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, the reincarnated him has no memory of this life. Strictly speaking, he is not him anymore. The original body struggled for a while, thinking that since it is all an ending, why not just ask this hypocrite in front of him to do him a few favors? Otherwise, he would always be a little bit unwilling.
"I'm asking, the first one, you will take good care of my parents for me after you become me, and this time, you can't let Bai Ling ask me for a divorce again, as you agreed at the beginning, she will be my forever Daughter-in-law, what happened if you ran away halfway?"
The original body put forward his first request, and it was also his own heart.
He and Bai Ling were married from the pulp of their little fingers, and in his opinion, Bai Ling was his own. Even though he had many women around him, Bai Ling was the most important thing to him, at least he never In Yuanshen's view, it was a great effort not to allow other women to slap her face.
Therefore, after giving Bai Ling his legally recognized wife status, the other party actually filed for divorce. thing.
"Second, I want those women to live in peace and not to be jealous."
He was pissed off by those women's jealousy, and because Bai Ling suddenly proposed to divorce him, he drank a little wine, was upset, got into a car accident while driving, and killed himself.
Yuanshen thought, if Bai Ling didn't mention divorce this time, and those women wouldn't be jealous, he wouldn't die.
He was a little annoyed that the families behind his women were not easy to use. Although Bai Ling was the wife he was married to and legally the biggest heir to his property, he had many children with those women, and the family behind them They don't know how much money can be distributed to Bai Ling and his parents.
Although he is a scumbag emotionally, he has to admit that the other party is still very filial to his parents. Until now, he is most worried about his parents after his death.
If it wasn't for this, based on his paranoia and selfishness, he would rather lose his soul than let Yan Chu enjoy his supposedly brilliant life.
"Are you sure it's these two requirements?"
Yan Chu frowned and asked.
"Why, not happy?"
The original body snorted, "Everyone is a man, who doesn't know who, I haven't been wronged yet, so don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy."
He bared his teeth, he hated these hypocritical men the most, it made people sick to look at.
"Not changed?"
Yan Chu asked again emphatically.
"I won't change it, don't you want me to change it?"
The original body gave Yan Chu a vigilant look, and he paid the price with his soul, and he didn't help him realize such a wish. Is this a black shop
After emphasizing it again, the original body couldn't wait to disappear, fearing that Yan Chu would bother him again.
Now Yan Chu was sure that the success of the stallions was absolutely 100% related to their adventures, because with their brains, they probably couldn't do anything.
The second task proposed by the other party is to make the women he used to live in peace without being jealous.
Without any prefixes, this is a treaty that is easy to exploit in any contract.
If you don't have the same man, why are you jealous? How can there be no peace if there is no conflict of interest and no intersection
When Yan Chu saw the virtue of the mission wisher, he was really afraid that he would let him help him complete the harem career. If this was the case, he would rather the system directly judge him as a failure of the mission and imprison him for decades.
Now it seems that the wisher is stupid, but he is actually quite good.
"This is the mission world I specially found for you. It should be regarded as compensation for my accident in the last world. You should take a vacation and relax."
007 appeared in Yan Chu's mind to show his merits. It is actually a very reliable system, which is not at all different from its other unreliable garbage hosts.
"Ha ha."
Yan Chu kept smiling, and he didn't make any comments until he really understood the world.
"Yan Chu, get up soon, and go set up a stall with Dad later."
Yan Chu, immersed in the sea of consciousness and accepting the memory, opened his eyes, pretending to be sleepy. If he remembers correctly, the adventure of the original body was probably today.
Yuanshen's home is in an old building, which used to be a collective dormitory for the employees of the machinery factory. During the housing reform, most of them were sold to senior employees.
Yuanben's parents have worked in the machinery factory for more than 20 years, and pooled money to buy this small house where they lived. It cost more than 20,000 yuan for more than 60 square meters. In the 1990s, it was not a small amount. , For this reason, I borrowed a lot of money from my relatives, and I didn't pay it off until a few years ago.
After the machinery factory closed down, Yuanzheng's parents were also laid off. Without any special skills, they set up a stall to sell breakfast, barely able to meet the family's expenses.
This husband's house is already very dilapidated, and the conditions of the family are not bad, almost all of them have moved away from here. The Yan family has no money, and has been living there until now.
I heard that this area will be demolished soon, but the rumors of demolition have been spread for several years, and there is no time to implement it.
Yuanshen is now a high school student, and every time he is on vacation, he will help his parents set up a stall to sell breakfast. In this regard, he is not squeamish at all, and he doesn't feel ashamed to sell breakfast.
Those who sell breakfast have to go early to grab the stall. Usually, Yan's father and Yan's mother have already prepared everything at four o'clock, and they must have arrived at the fixed stall of Yan's family before five o'clock.
According to Yuan's experience in his memory, Yan Chu's breakfast at Yan's was almost sold out, and after the rush hour for pedestrians to go to work, he began to stroll around the old alley.
He remembered the stall that sold Yuan Chen's treasure... It seemed to be outside an antique shop... The seller was an old man.
Yan Chu walked over according to his memory, and then looked at a man in a suit and leather shoes with an extraordinary temperament passing by him. Looking at the other person, he seemed to have just come from the stall he found.
In the beginning, Yan Chu didn't pay much attention to that person, but when he searched through the small vendors and couldn't find the cheap jade pendant in Yuan's memory, he curiously asked the old man, only to find out that it turned out that he had just passed him by. Someone bought that jade pendant.
vacation, huh
relax, hehe
Garbage system.