I am a Big Villain

Chapter 159: Second-rate spring

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After finally persuading the old lady to wait and not worry about his marriage for the time being, Yan Chu went back to his house that had been re-roofed, puttyed on the walls, and looked a lot cleaner. Suddenly, he remembered a problem that he had been ignoring all along. .

Every man knows that there is an impulse called the morning impulse. This impulse has nothing to do with sexual desire. It can only be said to be a normal physiological reaction of men.

When it came to the issue of marriage, Yan Chu suddenly realized that since he took over the original body, he never seemed to be impulsive.

With a livid face, he looked through all the memories of the original body, but there was never any relevant content, and he could only call 007 at the moment, wanting to ask the other party this relatively obscure question.

"That's right, the original body just doesn't lift."

007 is busy, feeling the call of the host of No. 17, and he is still thinking about why he is looking for him so urgently. It is obvious that the world is very easy. The original purpose is to let the other party go on vacation. its problem.

Listening to the system's indifferent reply, Yan Chu faintly wanted to cough up blood, and he knew that it was impossible for him to live a comfortable life because of the system's urination, and it turned out that it was waiting for him here.

"Don't you have a golden gun that will never fall, isn't the original body's problem not a problem for you?"

007 is a bit puzzled, it is a good system, when he chose the resort world for the host, he took all aspects into consideration, the sojourner in this world has no system because of this physical defect, low task difficulty, few points Will choose this mission world for the host.

But it is a kind system, it doesn't mind that the host gets less points, and even its commission is reduced, why is the host still angry

"There are only two golden guns that never fall."

Yan Chu gritted his teeth, not knowing how he made the sound.

Not to mention that he doesn't know how to use that kind of medicine anymore. As a man who used to be physically and psychologically normal, using medicine is an insult and provocation to him. Even if he can't think about it, for an impotence, two What's the use of pills.

"Host, this kind of thing should be about quality, not quantity."

007 felt that the ideological realm of his host was not high enough, and the standard Xiaoyan male protagonist was only seven times a night, but he would never fall after taking the golden gun. Time, at least a dozen or twenty times, the heroine has begged for mercy, but he can still stand tall.

They are all of such high quality, you should be moved and proud to have it twice in your life.

007 thought well, but his host didn't appreciate it.

"So I still have to thank you?" Yan Chu gritted his teeth. Sure enough, he should have faintly thanked the system himself before he slapped him to death.

"It's okay, after all, I'm just a system, and I still can't control the true emotions of you humans, but as a system that also has emotional experience, I want to tell you as a system that came here, there is only emotional communication. It is the core of a relationship, the body and the like are just spices, as my favorite host, you must not indulge in carnal desires."

007 doesn't understand why the human race likes physical communication so much. Wouldn't it be good for a pure love like it and 001 to only talk about feelings

"Hehe, thank you so much."

Yan Chu refused to communicate with this system, but the matter has come to an end, and it seems that it will not help to think about this issue now. Fortunately, in this world, he has no intention of marrying a wife and having children, and he has certain physical defects, which do not seem to be too important up.

However, Yan Chu has repeatedly emphasized to the system that he must tell him in advance if his sojourner has any physical problems in the future. If he really plans to get married and have children in this world, but he doesn't realize that the original body is actually impotent in advance, then Didn't he hurt the little girl

"But why isn't this paragraph in the original body's memory?" Yan Chu was a little curious.

"Occasionally, you will encounter this kind of situation. For example, the original body is very reluctant to let others know about that memory, or that memory is too painful for the original body. There is a certain chance that it will be hidden. After you absorb the original body When you have a memory, you can’t detect this memory, just like the general’s world, because the original body has too much resentment, part of the memory is hidden, maybe you will encounter this situation in the future mission world.”

The system explained to Yan Chu that after confirming that Yan Chu had nothing else to consult with it, 007 disappeared into Yan Chu's consciousness space.

After realizing the problem of the original body, Yan Chu finally understood why the original body had never had intimate contact with the opposite sex in the village despite his good looks. It is very rare in young people of marriageable age.

Moreover, Yuanshen's resistance to marriage and his indifferent use of the marriage money prepared by his family as gambling money have also been explained. Yan Chu even felt that Yuanshen would choose to sell his two nephews, would it be the same? Because of jealousy, jealousy was born of the same parents, the eldest brother Yan Aiguo is a normal man, but he doesn't have the capital to be a man.

Of course, these are just Yan Chu's conjectures, the original body does not have this content in his memory, and Yan Chu can't find the answer either.

*****

"Ms. Yan, didn't you say before that you wanted to introduce someone to your second child? Have you found someone?"

The old lady Yan was walking back from her young son's house worriedly. Before she got home, she was stopped by a group of people enjoying the cool air in the grain drying field.

Although Yan Chu still has the reputation of a bum in the village, it has to be said that everyone has changed a lot towards him, and some of them are trying to include him as a reliable marriage partner.

After all, Yan Chu had a house. Although it was an old house, the roof was rebuilt and the walls were painted some time ago. In fact, it was much better than some poorer houses in the village.

And when Yan Chu separated, the house truly belonged to their small family. The parents-in-law lived with the eldest brother and sister-in-law. When they signed the separation agreement, it was agreed that the two elders would be raised by the eldest house, and it was not necessary to marry Yan Chu. Worry about the elders.

In addition, Yan Laoer can also earn money now. Selling buns with that face alone, he can earn dozens of yuan in half a month. This is a huge sum of money for the villagers, although Yan Chu showed Thinking about being lazy after earning some money makes some people regress, but the world has never lacked the kind of confident people who always feel that they will change the other half.

Many people think that Yan Chu is not married now, and once he marries a daughter-in-law, his temperament will change. They don't ask too much, as long as Yan Chu goes out to sell his face, no, he can give the buns to his family for a dozen or twenty. family, the life of this family will not be worse than anyone else.

Seeing that Boss Yan's family has been blessed by this younger brother recently, there is no shortage of chicken, duck and fish in the family. Every time the meal comes out of the chimney, the smell of meat is all there, not to mention how greedy it is.

Therefore, many people thought that marrying Yan Laoer might be a good idea, especially those who were of mediocre conditions and couldn't find a good partner. They felt that this second-rate man might be the best choice for them to choose.

These days, many people tentatively came to make peace with Mrs. Yan. She had always maintained an enthusiastic attitude, but something was wrong today. When someone mentioned her son's marriage, her face changed.

"I thought about it carefully. Our second child earns money now mainly because of his good looks. In the future, when he gets old and can no longer earn money, he can let his son take over. But if he is married The daughter-in-law is too ugly, and the child she gives birth to is not good-looking, so what should I do? So this daughter-in-law cannot marry casually, and must find a good-looking one."

The old lady racked her brains to come up with an excuse, and she felt panicked, but could she tell others that it was because of her son's physical problems? She couldn't. can not say.

Old Madam Yan is still in a daze. How could this happen? At first, she thought that life at home would finally get better, and that when her son married a wife and someone took care of her, life would continue to prosper.

But when she saw the incomprehensible inspection report brought by her son, which was the doctor's report saying that he might never have a child of his own in this life, Old Madam Yan's dream was shattered.

Her poor little son, why is God so unfair to him.

The old lady wanted to go home and cry a lot now, she was wronged for her son.

"Aunt Yan, I'm afraid she's old and confused. Just Yan's second child, can a good-looking girl be willing to marry him?"

Although everyone now recognizes Yan Chu's ability to earn money, in the eyes of the villagers, earning money based on appearance is still vain, especially Yan Chu's personality that loves leisure, hates work and seeks enjoyment. No amount of money may be enough to defeat him.

People are willing to marry a good-looking girl who is a worker or a government official with a stable job in the town or county. Who would be willing to marry Yan Chu.

"I'm afraid it's not that Mrs. Yan is stupid. You didn't see how ugly her face was just now. I'm afraid the second brother Yan came up with this request. Otherwise, you said that you have heard Mrs. Yan make this request a few days ago."

Everyone discussed a lot, and finally those who wanted to help Yan Chu talk about their marriage also put down their hearts.

Everyone in the village said that an idiot is worthy of being an idiot. After all, toads want to eat swan meat.

In any case, Yan Chu did get rid of the troubles of blind dates and started his real vacation trip.

*****

There is a widely spread legend in Huaguo about the meat bun Pan An. This legend first spread from a city named J City.

According to legend, there was a handsome guy who was more handsome than Pan An. He only sold meat buns in his life, from when he was a teenager until his hair became gray.

He sells steamed buns, always pushing his own small cart, and only sells 250 steamed buns every day. Every time he sells steamed buns, he will choose a place with the most prosperous city and the most rich people. His steamed stuffed buns, It also rose from 30 cents each at the earliest to 20 yuan each 40 or 50 years later. However, even with such a sky-high price, wherever the meat bun Pan An appeared, his buns were always in short supply.

It's a pity that Roubao Pan An is a very casual and mysterious person. Every time he makes enough money, he will disappear in that city. When he is short of money again, he will bring his small cart with him , appear randomly in a certain city.

In the future with the development of the Internet, there are many counterfeiters of Baozi Pan An, but as long as the real Baozi Pan An appears, everyone can easily distinguish it.

First, Baozi Pan An, even when his hair is gray, is still a handsome and beautiful uncle. Second, the indescribable fragrance of the buns is said to be unforgettable for the rest of your life. smell.

In later generations, the stalls of Roubao Pan'an even became a sign to measure the prime location of the place, because the price of buns is high, the place where Roubao Pan'an appears must mean that the local rich people gather, and many communities, streets, office buildings , even looking forward to the appearance of that mysterious trolley, this is the best recognition for them.

*****

Yan Chuanzong and his younger brother Yan Chuansi finished the funeral of his uncle. This man who rarely appeared in his hometown after his grandparents passed away was a second-rate son who had been talked about by the villagers all his life, because he did not marry a wife and had no children. Work, always adrift outside.

Only the Yan family knows how happy their uncle has been in this life. He is always traveling around the world. When he has no money, he sells buns on his face. It can be seen from the photos that my uncle sends home every time that he is very happy.

In this life, he has never worried about his family, nor has he worked hard for his career. He has always been unrestrained and unrestrained. Many people think that this kind of lifestyle is not good, but Yan Chuanzong thought, this is not a kind of unrestrained.

More than 50 years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the discussion about my uncle in the village has continued for more than 50 years, or after many years, the elders in the village will tell the story of my uncle with the younger generation. The story of a bum who sells steamed stuffed buns.