When Yan Chu went down the mountain, the old Taoist gave him two hundred yuan.
It stands to reason that in their line of business, the money comes quickly, but it's a pity that people in Taoism always commit one of the five disadvantages and three deficiencies.
What the old man lacks is money, no matter how much money he gets, it will all be scattered.
The two hundred yuan he gave to Yan Chu was found after digging through the entire Taoist temple.
Most of the money was gone for a long-distance bus ticket, plus the money for buying steamed buns and instant noodles along the way. Now that Yan Chu opened his wallet, it was empty, with only a few coins left.
It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. It seems that before completing this mission, she has to find a way to earn some money to spend.
It is unrealistic to sell food, and the little money he has is not enough to buy raw materials.
Yan Chu looked at the eight yuan in his wallet, pondered for a while, and walked into the stationery store next to him.
Half an hour later, in the streets and alleys of the folk scenic spot, a young man with a simple piece of paper placed in front of him, pressed with stones on all sides, and written with a brush on the iron mouth, five hundred in a hexagram.
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"Young student, you set the price too high. Besides, you can't do things well if you talk about it. People who really want to ask someone to do divination will not come to you."
Next to Yan Chu, a street vendor wearing sunglasses pretending to be blind advised him in a low voice that the business in this area is still good. In one morning, he had already completed three orders, and the price of each order was not high, so it was only Twenty yuan, but because the words you said were all nice, the customers were happy enough, and no one would bother about whether your calculations were accurate.
The young man in front of me came here at about the same time as him, and I didn't see him cheating from the beginning to the end. The equipment is very good, and the robe is really like that. I don't know what kind of glue is used to stick the wig, so there is no trace. Come on, much better than his fake beard.
It's a pity that the price is set too high, and it looks too young. No matter if it's someone who sincerely seeks a hexagram, or someone who just wants to be rare, no one will come to him.
"Follow the fate."
Yuan Chen's temperament is that he doesn't talk much, Yan Chu sat cross-legged on a clean piece of paper, his pockets were shy, and at this moment he didn't even have the money to buy a ponytail.
"Hey, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes."
The blind fortune teller shook his head, and didn't care what Yan Chu did.
"Look, that little master is so handsome."
Many of the people who come and go in this custom street here are tourists, and because there are many "celestial masters" gathered here, there are also many elderly superstitious old people who come to divination. Just when the conversation between the two came to an end A group of young men and women who seemed to be around twenty years old came towards them in twos and threes. It seemed that students from some university had come out together.
A few girls saw Yan Chu sitting on the ground with keen eyes. This master in Taoist robes is completely different from the elderly "masters" around him. The mottled walls became brighter, as if gilded with light.
"Little Master, do you also know fortune-telling?"
A round-faced little girl approached Yan Chu's booth and asked with a blushing face. Upon closer inspection, the little master became more handsome. His skin was like a peeled egg. Thinking about the skin she spent a lot of money to maintain , not even one-tenth of others.
"Understand."
Yan Chu still treasured his answer like gold.
Not only is she good-looking, but she also has a nice voice, and the round-faced girl's nympho disease suddenly became more serious.
"Yuanyuan, his fortune-telling is very expensive. If you are interested in this, why don't you let the master next to you do it."
Who would believe this for a college student at this age? Isn't there not enough news about being cheated of money and sex because of superstitious fortune-telling in the newspapers
The young girl who followed the round-faced girl glanced at Yan Chu, and muttered to herself, even if he looks good, he can't use his beauty to slaughter someone, five hundred yuan is enough for a big meal, I bought two lipsticks.
"No, he doesn't look as good as the little master."
The round-faced girl glanced at the piece of paper in front of Yan Chu, and said without blinking at the high price of five hundred dollars.
He's ugly, he's guilty.
The blind man moved his bench, and he swore he remembered the little girl with the round face.
"Little master, tell my fate for me."
Cheng Yuanyuan took out 500 yuan and handed it to Yan Chu. Fortunately, because he came to Customs Street this time, he was afraid that he could not accept credit card or mobile payment for something he wanted to buy, so he specially took some cash, otherwise it would be really short A chance to strike up a conversation with the handsome master.
"Testing characters or looking at phases."
Yan Chu stuffed the money into his pocket and asked Cheng Yuanyuan.
"Look at the picture, I look at the picture."
Cheng Yuanyuan felt a little beautiful in her heart. If she was looking at a picture, the little master's eyes would have to stare at her all the time. She went out today with full makeup on, so she could stand the test.
I hope that the little master is short-sighted, so that it will also have a soft focus effect, which will give a natural beauty.
"Yintang is black, and there may be a bloody disaster."
When the group of them approached, Yan Chu felt a strong bloody aura, and he didn't know which body the source was, but the closer they got, the heavier the aura became. Yan Chu tied it around his waist The Demon Slayer Whip has already started to move.
"Pffff—"
The one who laughed was a young man with dyed yellow hair and the most handsome appearance of Lao Tzu in the world.
"Cheng Yuanyuan, how stupid you are! Believe this, I think your five hundred yuan is a waste of money."
Why Yintang is black, Cheng Yuanyuan's white and tender face has nothing to do with blackness. From Yu Yu's point of view, Yan Chu is a liar, and a liar with not very good deception skills.
I'm afraid the next step is to wait for that idiot Cheng Yuanyuan to get anxious, and then use the excuse of helping her solve the dilemma, and get money from her step by step.
Not only this young man thought so, but everyone present also thought so.
The blind fortune-teller couldn't help turning his face away, Yan Chu was too stupid to bear to look directly at the tragedy that followed.
He had already counted his fate three times just now, this young man can learn from him, just say something nice and fool these young people over.
Qing Ben is a beautiful woman, but why is she a thief.
This is what Cheng Yuanyuan thinks now. She was ready to be deceived before doing the fortune-telling, but you are better at deceiving her anyway.
However, she also couldn't figure it out. With the other person's appearance, how much does it cost to enter the entertainment industry? Why did she set up a stall here to earn the five hundred yuan IQ tax? There are not many people with a lot of money.
"Liar, you can count on me too."
Seeing that no matter how much they ridiculed the liar, Yu Yu was still as immovable as before, so he stopped working hard and took out five one-hundred sheets and threw them to Yan Chu.
"I also look at the picture. I'll see if you have any other excuses."
Cheng Yuanyuan gave the yellow-haired young man next to him a sympathetic look. She paid the IQ tax because of his face, while this idiot was purely stupid.
Isn't it just for money that people cheat? If you give them all the money, even if you can prove that he is a liar, what's the point
"Yintang is black, and there may be a bloody disaster."
Yan Chu picked up the money scattered on the ground one by one, stuffed it into his pocket, then stared at him, and said in a deep voice.
"Ha ha ha ha-"
Yu Yu laughed like a fool. He pointed at Yan Chu happily, then looked at Cheng Yuanyuan and said, "Look at you, have you been deceived? He only knows this rhetoric from the beginning to the end, and he doesn't even change his lines." of."
He felt that he had sharp eyes and saw a liar clearly, but he didn't notice that his classmates looked at him more like they were looking at a fool.
"Forget it, let's go play something else."
Everyone in the same class knew that Cheng Yuanyuan and Yu Yu's family conditions were not ordinary, and five hundred yuan was a small amount for the two of them.
Today's young people are thin-skinned, and they are too embarrassed to beg for money from the "liar" Yan Chu, so they pulled Cheng Yuanyuan and Yu Yu a little bit, and it is better to leave quickly.
"Today is my first day in business, this amulet can help you get rid of bad luck."
After Cheng Yuanyuan got up, Yan Chu rummaged through a blue cloth bag he carried for a long time, took out a talisman folded into a triangle, and raised his hand to signal her to take it.
"Hey, how much do you plan to charge for such a torn piece of paper?"
Yu Yu snatched the talisman before Cheng Yuanyuan, and turned it over several times in his hand. There are a lot of such talismans in temples and Taoist temples, and they are no different from waste paper. Only fools believe that such things are real. It can avoid evil and keep safe.
"This girl is my first customer, so no money is required. If you want it, the price is the same, five hundred a piece."
Yan Chu grabbed another handful from the bag, and roughly estimated that there would always be thirty or twenty.
The blind man had already covered both of his eyes with his hands. Even though he was wearing sunglasses and playing the role of a blind man, he still couldn't stand Yan Chu's clumsy deception.
Did this kid have any on-the-job training when he went out to cheat? It's really embarrassing for them to be a liar.
"Give me the amulet, two fish."
Cheng Yuanyuan and Yu Yu have grown up together since they were young. Because the homonym of each other's name is like Yuyu, they also have a nickname called "Two Fish". Cheng Yuanyuan broke through.
"You stupid, really believe that this amulet can ward off evil spirits?"
Yu Yu looked at the amulet that was snatched away, and the action of the other party putting it in the wallet like a treasure, and immediately became angry.
"Liar, give me one."
He took out five hundred yuan from his wallet and bought an amulet from Yan Chu.
If she doesn't give it to him, he will buy it himself.
The two of them paid the money and gave the goods one by one, and they moved so fast that the students next to them didn't have time to stop them.
"We don't have money for this amulet."
Those classmates saw Yan Chu holding up those amulets and looked at them, and immediately peed in fright, and ran away with Cheng Yuanyuan and Yu Yu.
Although this master is not very good at deception, he has magical powers. Otherwise, why would Yu Yu lose his mind when he met him? I don't think that I was a liar, but I spent a thousand yuan on the other party. It's an IQ tax.
"sharp."
Seeing those students leave, the blind man gave Yan Chu a thumbs up.
"However, you are also lucky. You happen to meet this group of students who don't know much about affairs. If you were replaced by a group of old men and old ladies, your skin will be ripped off."
The blind man glanced at Yan Chu's appearance, and smacked his lips again.
Well, he looks good, maybe even those old men and women would be reluctant to pick his skin off.
"I've earned enough today, so let's go quickly. That young man cheated you out of a thousand yuan. I'm afraid that when he returns home, his parents will have to find him. During this time, don't show up here."
The blind man had good intentions, if it was another person, it would be too late for him to be framed by his colleagues, so how could he give advice.
"Thank you, here's the rent."
The stalls here are all rented out, and the place that Yan Chu occupies now belongs to this blind man, but the other party is nice, so he moved half of it to him, and didn't ask for money.
Yan Chu took out a sheet of one hundred yuan, then put away the few sheets of paper on the ground, dusted off the dust, folded them carefully, and put them in the blue cloth bag that he carried with him.
"Hey, then I'm not going to be polite."
This kid just cheated out of fifteen dollars, and the blind man didn't refuse the generous one hundred dollars.
"Come to me if you want to learn to deceive people in the future, at least I can improve your deception skills a little bit."
Seeing Yan Chu's leaving back, the blind man yelled at him.
Yan Chu didn't look back, and didn't know if he heard it, but an old lady who was going to ask the blind man for a fortune-telling must have heard it. With the twenty yuan in hand, it made the blind man feel bad.
I will never speak the truth again.