"Brother, look at what your dog legs did to my door again."
Lin Xiang's elder brother, Lin Chen, is an executive of a listed company. He is young but has already made millions a year. Hard work is absolutely indispensable, so working overtime is also his norm.
It wasn't until the past year that his work intensity eased, and more trivial matters could be handed over to the subordinates. He only needed to be in charge of making decisions, but even so, it was inevitable that he would be busier than ordinary employees.
He just participated in a drinking party last night. When he came back, he took a quick shower and fell asleep. Now he was woken up by his own sister, and his head is still dizzy.
"what time is it now?"
Lin Chen pinched his nose, his voice was slightly hoarse and dark.
"It's already eight o'clock."
Although Lin Xiang is a full-time painter, he lives a very healthy life. He wakes up at 7:30 every day and eats breakfast, then starts to work, and takes a two-hour nap in the afternoon. And to conceive tomorrow's creation, go to bed on time at 10:30 in the evening.
Compared with Lin Chen, who lives a chaotic life, her daily routine is simply like Buddhism.
"It's eight o'clock."
Lin Chen became more awake. There was an important meeting in the company at ten o'clock in the morning, so it was time to get up.
"Brother, you didn't listen carefully to what I just said."
Lin Xiang angrily dragged the fat dog, and dragged the Alaska, which was like a dog blanket, to Lin Chen.
"The dog leg scratched a hole in my door again, and you don't care about it."
Thinking of the door he replaced and the painting he had torn up by this stupid dog, Lin Xiang looked at Lin Chen with a sad and angry expression. The reason why this dog is so confident and makes mistakes repeatedly is because of the indulgence of this stupid king in front of him, the dog It's all the fault of the man in front of him that his legs have become the dog's virtue he is now.
"If the door is scratched and broken, I will replace it, and I will give you money."
Lin Chen lifted the quilt, he didn't have the habit of sleeping naked, and always slept in a full set of pajamas, so he didn't think there was anything wrong with lifting the quilt in front of his sister.
The silky silver-gray pajamas with vertical stripes, the smooth material outlines his figure very well. Like Lin Xiang, no matter how busy he is at work, he never forgets to exercise at a fixed time every day. Constantly, his lower abdomen was still firm, and he didn't look like he was about to have a beer belly.
He got up and walked to the hanger on the side, took out a wallet from the suit hanging on the hanger, and then pulled out a bank card from it: "The password is your birthday, if you change the door, buy a few bags for the rest , buy some beautiful clothes, look at how beautifully the little girls are dressed up, stay at home every day, and don't bring a boyfriend back."
"Thank you brother."
Under the temptation of money, Lin Xiang succumbed spinelessly.
"But the little girls outside are all well-dressed, and I haven't seen you bring me a sister-in-law back."
"What did you say?"
Lin Chen happened to squat down and play with the dog's legs, so he didn't hear Lin Xiang's soft muttering in the second half.
"It's nothing, I just said that this time I must buy a stronger door, the big deal, I'll buy an iron door and install it, and see if the dog's legs can scratch through the iron door this time." How dare Lin Xiang tell the truth? , quickly found other words to prevaricate.
"But brother, you really have to take care of the dog's legs. You see, it's also Alaska. Why is the Alaska raised by others so much better than it?"
Lin Xiang gently lifted the dog's leg's belly with his toes, and the aggrieved dog's leg shrank into Lin Chen's arms.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Listening to the sobs, it was as if he had been wronged so much.
Drama! Lin Xiang felt that he had seen through the sinister intentions of the dog leg.
"Is there any dog like Alaska who is obedient?" If there is, then it must be that the blood is not pure enough, definitely not the royal blood.
Lin Chen keeps dogs because he really likes dogs, but his favorites are golden retrievers and Labradors, which are more docile and easy to domesticate. Alaska was not in his choice.
It's just that when he went to the pet shop, the litter of brothers and sisters with doglegs had just reached their full moon, and they were let out of the cage to have fun. At that time, the doglegs of the little puppy grabbed Lin Chen's trousers and refused to let go. It pulled away, wobbled around again, refused to let it get close, and even screamed aggrievedly.
Lin Chen felt that maybe he had a destiny with this dog, and in the end he didn't choose the golden retriever and Labrador he liked more, but chose Alaska, which was destined to be extremely destructive in the future.
It was also because of the bond between the two that Lin Chen named Alaska Dogleg.
However, this name has been criticized by Lin Xiang, and I have never heard of a bitch whose name is Gouleg, but later on, I got used to it after barking and barking, and Gouleg really lived up to its name, In front of Lin Chen, he was just a big dog out of ten, and all the destructive power was directed towards Lin Xiang.
Perhaps for the purpose of letting her brother know exactly what kind of stinky character her dog is, Lin Xiang simply took out her mobile phone and played the video she had shot at the beginning.
Of course, what I showed my brother was not the processed video uploaded to Weibo, but the original video that had not been coded.
"How about it, my Alaska is smart."
Lin Xiang couldn't help showing off, and even gave him a doggy look.
"Aww!" That dog brother is so handsome.
The dogleg who was in estrus saw the mighty and majestic Alaska in the video, and couldn't help barking a little louder. The dogleg who had been squatting on the floor as a blanket stood up and grabbed Lin Xiang's hand with his front paws. Take a closer look at that handsome dog brother.
However, its size is only at the normal level of Alaska, and it is still a female dog who has just turned nine months old. Lin Xiang, a big living person, still has the strength to deal with a big dog weighing about 60 kilograms.
Unable to see the dog brother who was thinking about it, the dog legs circled around Lin Xiang anxiously.
"Xiangxiang, do you know the owner of this Alaska?"
Lin Chen dated two girlfriends, one was in college, the relationship was the purest, but at that time both of them were young and selfish, and soon separated because of irreconcilable conflicts, the second relationship was when they graduated from college Afterwards, the two got together and were introduced by their parents. After a month of dating, the woman disliked that he spent too much time on work than on her. This relationship also ended without a problem.
In these two relationships, Lin Chen didn't have that particularly passionate and impulsive feeling. He always thought that relationships were like this. Until now, he didn't realize that maybe it was just because he didn't meet the right person.
It turns out that love at first sight really exists.
Just watching the gentle girl coaxing the coquettish Alaska softly in the video, Lin Chen's heart almost stopped beating.
"Why are you asking this? Brother, do you have a crush on her little girl?"
Lin Xiang stared at his own brother with wide eyes. He is twenty-nine, and the little girl looks around twenty. This stinking shameless person wants old cows to eat tender grass.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
How could Lin Chen let his sister see through his thoughts so easily: "Didn't the veterinarian say that before neutering the dog's legs, it's best to let it be a mother once, don't you think the Alaska in the video is very good, maybe We can contact the owner of this Alaskan and ask her if she would like to pair her dog with our dog legs."
"Aww!"
The dog's legs were grinning and bouncing around. Although it didn't quite understand what its master said, it also knew that this conversation must be related to itself and the handsome dog brother in the black box.
"That's too wronged my dog."
Lin Xiang hesitated, took a look at his excited dog legs, he was simply a pervert, just looking at the photos, he coveted the beauty of other dogs, and introducing such dog legs to that dog looked cute and clever Even the dog, she felt a little guilty.
But think about it, if it is really successful, it can also neutralize the gene of the dog's leg, and at least it can make its offspring not as stupid as it is, which seems to be a good thing for other dog slaves.
"I don't know her either. I only know that she often takes her Alaska to the pet hospital where I often take dog legs." Lin Xiang shook his head, "And that little girl is blind, so she doesn't go out very often. , the chance of meeting her is even slimmer."
"Blind?"
Because of the shooting angle of the video, Lin Chen really didn't notice this.
He frowned, not because he cared about Zhuoxi's eyes, but because he felt distressed, living in the dark, unable to see any color, such a life must have a lot of pain that ordinary people can't understand.
"Yeah, although I haven't gotten along with each other before, but I can feel that she is a very gentle and beautiful girl." Even if God deprived her of a very important sense, she can still live a peaceful and active life, that must be A very different girl.
"So, Xiangxiang, the dogleg's lifelong happiness depends on you."
Brother's happiness also depends on you. Lin Chen didn't say the second half of the sentence, but gave his sister a whole-hearted baptism with encouraging and trusting eyes.
"Aww." It's up to you, it's up to you.
Being looked at by four eyes, one person and one dog, Lin Xiang suddenly felt a little Alexander.
*****
"That, hello."
Because of the sudden popularity of the video she took, Lin Xiang, who followed the comments below, quickly figured out the ins and outs of the matter. Similarly, she also went to watch the original version, and several videos of Yan Chu subduing gangsters after editing and special effects .
At this moment, Lin Xiang, who originally thought Yan Chu was very clever and quick-witted, was completely convinced by it.
These days, when she had nothing to do, she brought her dog's legs to the pet hospital for a bath and beauty treatment, in order to meet Zhuo Xi and Yan Chu by chance, but it was only over a week, and she never met once.
Maybe it's because there is no unparalleled road, just when Lin Xiang was thinking about giving up and forgetting, Zhuo Xi and Luo Su appeared with Yan Chu.
"Aww!" the handsome dog brother.
The dog's legs were squatting, and he wanted to pounce on Yan Chu. Lin Xiang wasted all his strength, and almost couldn't hold the hungry dog.
I have only ever seen a male dog in estrus running with a female dog. When have I ever seen a female dog starving a male dog for food? My own dog legs are really worthless.
Lin Xiang slandered his brother's picky eyes in his heart, but for the lifelong event of a dog leg, he had to have the cheek to strike up a conversation with Zhuo Xi.
"You are?"
Zhuo Xi was a little hesitant about the unfamiliar voice, as if he had never spoken to the owner of this voice.
Because of her blindness, Zhuoxi's other senses are particularly sensitive, plus she is smart, basically, she can remember the names of people who have communicated with her. In the next conversation, she doesn't need to be reminded by the other party, just Call out the person's name by voice.
The girl who took the initiative to greet her in front of her was obviously not in the ranks of the former.
"You are the master of Allah, right. I took the liberty to stop you this time to say sorry to you."
Lin Xiang was embarrassed to explain the fact that she took the scene of Yan Chu outside the pet hospital as a video and uploaded it to her Weibo. All are coded, so you don't have to worry about your appearance appearing on the Internet.
Because of the popularity of the video of Yan Chu capturing the gangsters, even the video that she secretly filmed with her was also found out. It has been reposted hundreds of thousands of times on the Internet, and her job account has gained a lot of fans. Well, speaking of it, this was also a blow to Yan Chu's popularity, and it was still without the permission of Zhuoxi, the master.
Strictly speaking, this is also an infringement.
It was nothing if it wasn't popular, but now that the video is popular, it's a bit inappropriate.
"Little girl, do you mean that Ala is popular and has become a big star?" Aunt Wang opened her mouth wide, looking at her chubby Ala, and couldn't imagine a scene where a group of people on the Internet liked it.
Zhuoxi basically does not surf the Internet. She likes to listen to operas and operas, and occasionally listens to some audiobooks. This is her most pastime. Aunt Wang’s favorite is the short mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas of the parents, the drama of the wealthy palace, Wanwan Those hundreds of episodes of bloody dramas are simply her life, and the two of them don't pay much attention to the situation on the Internet, so naturally they don't know what happened on the Internet about Yan Chu.
As for Russell, she only had a mobile phone after she went to college. In the past, she could only play with her brother’s computer for a while during the winter and summer vacations. The QQ account was registered during the computer class in junior high school. The classmates here are more accustomed to using WeChat, so she installed one. As for Weibo, she didn't even download it.
In Russell's view, Weibo is a place where gossip is discussed and star fans quarrel and fight. There is no need to download it. If she has the time to play Weibo, she might as well find more part-time jobs and memorize a few more pages of English words Woolen cloth.
Therefore, she was also unaware of this hot news that mainly happened on Weibo.
When the three of them knew nothing about Yan Chu's anger, Lin Xiang ran out suddenly, no wonder they were all so surprised.
As for Yan Chu, he has been a film king for several lifetimes, and now he is popular as a dog. Is this something to be proud of
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Yan Chu glanced warily at the dog who yelled at him, he was not interested in cross-species love.
*****
Because of that conversation, Lin Xiang and Zhuo Xi became friends. As for the fact that she secretly filmed Yan Chu's video and posted it on the Internet, she was generously forgiven.
Because he also raised an Alaska, Lin Xiang also successfully joined the daily dog walking team.
"Aww—" Brother Dog.
The dog legs took small steps, affectionately wanting to smell Yan Chu's butt.
Anyone who owns a dog knows that dogs are used to communicating in this way. By sniffing the butts of the same kind, they can learn about each other’s eating habits, gender and emotions. Similarly, dogs have a second set of olfactory systems in their nasal cavities. , the existence of this set of olfactory system is an auxiliary olfactory system formed by dogs for communication between dogs. This system alone transmits information to the brain nerves to prevent dogs from being disturbed by other smells when collecting information, so there is no need to Worried, the dogs smell shit or something when sniffing each other's butts.
What Dogleg wants to do is to smell Yan Chu's butt, let Yan Chu smell his own butt, and then he can do shameful things.
This kind of behavior is the instinct of dogs, and they can learn without a teacher without being taught by people around them.
A thing that seemed normal to a dog's leg was unreasonable in Yan Chu's eyes. That bitch actually wanted to smell his ass!
Yan Chu covered his private parts firmly with his tail, and growled at the dog's legs in a low voice, with low growls from his throat from time to time to show his resistance.
"Aww-"
Dogleg was a little heartbroken, but the handsome dog brother rejected it. Dogleg, who had been held in the palm of his father since he was a child, tasted the frustration for the first time.
Sad and angry, Dogleg wants to leave this vexatious world.
Lin Xiang was chatting with Zhuo Xi and Luo Su on the leash, and the chat was very happy. In addition, the two dogs were very peaceful along the way, and the leash in his hand was not so tight. Once the dog's legs went crazy , Lin Xiang didn't react immediately, so he let it break free.
This is in the park. In addition to the dog walkers, there are also many parents who take their children for a walk. The dog's legs are not as big as Yan Chu's, but it is also a large adult dog. Such an out-of-control large dog runs wild in the park , Surprised that any child is not what Lin Xiang wants to see.
The dog leg ran away madly, and Yan Chu was also very depressed. Didn't he just reject a dog's courtship? He provoked whoever he provoked.
Thinking about it, I feel a little tired. Forget about being a dog for the rest of my life, I have to wipe another dog's ass.
Yan Chu chased after him helplessly. Because of his size, when he really wanted to break free, it was absolutely impossible for Russell to grab him by himself. , Yan Chu also ran away.
Now it's all right, Zhuoxi, Luo Su, Lin Xiang and Aunt Jin are in a mess all of a sudden.
"Who's dog doesn't take a good lead."
The most annoying thing in the park is the kind of person who walks the dog without a leash, and the second is the one who indulges his dog to defecate anywhere without wrapping it up and throwing it into the trash can.
Those old people pushing baby carriages and bringing their own young children looked at Alaska running around in the park, frowning tightly, thinking that when the dog owner came out, he had to scold him. .
Walking your dog without a leash is irresponsible for the safety of other people. Don’t say your dog doesn’t bite. When it does bite, it’s too late to regret it.
Originally, I thought it would be fine with an Alaska, but I didn't expect that a few tens of seconds later, a bigger one popped out, good guy, it must weigh a hundred catties, even adults would be embarrassed to look at it.
Many adults who took their children for a walk have already retreated, thinking that they should just take the children home today, otherwise what will happen if the two dogs go crazy and hurt the children.
It's just that their worries were unnecessary, because in less than a minute, the dog leash dragged behind the smaller Alaska that ran over first was caught in the mouth of the other Alaska.
"Snoring." Little brat, you know how to cause trouble for your brother.
With the dog leash in his mouth, Yan Chu could only speak with his throat.
"Aww-"
Dogleg had just had his first lovelorn in his life, and was scolded by his former crush and now his heartbreaker. He suddenly felt that the sky was falling apart, and the sun and the moon were dark. Even though he was being held by the dog leash, he still wanted to break free.
But would Yan Chu give it this chance? He raised his paw and slapped it on the head twice. For a disobedient child, if one spanking is not enough, then give it two spankings. If you know it hurts, you will naturally be sensible.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
However, the dog who knew he was not Yan Chu's opponent finally calmed down, and let Yan Chu drag himself away with his own dog leash in his mouth.
It played a little temper, stopped moving its legs, and lay down on the ground, acting as a sliding blanket.
Fortunately, there are high-end residential areas next to this park, and the stone paved on the roads in the park is also very particular, polished very smooth, and the Alaskan hair is very thick, even if it is dragged, it does not feel pain.
Good guy, I have only seen people walking their dogs before, but I never knew that dogs can also walk dogs. It is simply a wonder in the world.
"Why do I think that big dog looks familiar?"
The young man who started to take pictures with his mobile phone from the very beginning when he ran over with doglegs thought about it, and soon he remembered that Alaska, who was stalking another dog at this time, is the windy dog that has become popular on the Internet recently kid
The youth seemed to have predicted how popular the video he shot would be when it was uploaded to the Internet.
*****
Because Yan Chu's appearance was safe and sound, Lin Xiang heaved a sigh of relief, but felt more and more that his dog legs were not good enough for his family's Allah.
But who let the dog leg be her niece? As an aunt, she has to fight for her niece.
When Lin Chen came back from get off work at night, Lin Xiang told him what happened during the day.
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
The dog leg buried its head on Dad's knee, it was wronged, it was wronged a lot today, and it needed a hug from Dad to get up.
It's a pity that now, the dog father, who is so focused on pretending to be a dog mother, can't care about his petty emotions at all.
"The dog has done us such a great favor. It would be unreasonable not to express some gratitude. I just finished a project and the higher-ups gave me a three-day vacation. How about it? I'll buy some thank you tomorrow." Li, go to Miss Zhuo’s house with you to thank her... dog..."
I almost slipped my tongue again.
There's nothing wrong with saying that, if Yan Chu hadn't dragged the dog's leg back in time, it was very likely that it would have been taken away by other people with bad intentions, or it would have scared some children and adults who were naturally afraid of dogs, Lin Chen said Thanks to Yan Chu, there is no problem at all, on the contrary, it will make people feel that he is very polite.
Lin Xiang thinks this is not bad. She still remembers that her elder brother wanted to pair the dog's legs with Ala. If she gave more gifts, it would also help the two dogs to connect.
I'm going to give presents tomorrow, and it's definitely too late to buy them temporarily. Fortunately, the Lin family is not short of things. If you search carefully, you can piece together a very good gift.
Because it was Yan Chu's cover to give gifts and beat them, so there were inevitably many things that only dogs could eat and use in the gifts.
Dogleg watched his favorite imported canned dog food, and his favorite dog chews were all packed in a gift bag by his father, feeling like his dog's heart was going to be broken.
Sure enough, it has fallen out of favor, and the dog is hopeless.
*****
At this time, the scene that happened in the park during the day has also been uploaded to the Internet.
[Fuck, is there someone from the management office of the demon world to explain, is there a dog spirit who has just become a spirit that has not been recorded] [Just by looking at it, I can feel the pain and pain of that slipped Alaska Desperation is like making an appointment to be fools together, but you secretly drank a box of six walnuts behind my back, who knows that Alaska is so smart] [Hahahaha, my boyfriend is really good, he can not only sneak on himself, He will also walk with other dogs. I feel that he can develop a side job as a dog walker. I will wait for him to save enough money to marry me] On the Internet, because of Yan Chu’s surprise attack, there has been a lot of cheers in the past few days. I'm too lazy to tear up the X, and the number of hits on the post that splashed black material on the area has also dropped. Everyone is looking forward to what kind of shocking things can be done after that magical Alaska.
Even because of Yan Chu's popularity, a batch of emoticons were updated on the Internet.
You don't know anything about my strength.jpg, with the picture Yan Chu chased the robbers with grinning mouth and sharp fangs.
You are not fat at all, I will not allow you to lose weight.jpg, with a picture of Yan Chu squatting and curling up into a ball of meat.
I have a special trick to sneak myself.jpg, accompanied by a picture of Yan Chu holding a dog leash by himself.
Love me, are you afraid.jpg This one is freshly released, and the accompanying picture is the scene of Yan Chu dragging his dog's legs.
There are almost all kinds of emoticons, including all the characteristics of Yan Chu's evil charm, madness, innocence and liveliness, gentle spring breeze, ferocious violence, etc., plus Alaska's already devilish face, this set of emoticons is like a raging fire Like Liaoyuan, it has become the king of the new generation of pet emoticons.
It's a pity that because Zhuoxi is too low-key, and she has received private family education since she was six years old. She has no classmates or friends. So far, the news that she is the master of Ala has not been picked up on the Internet, so Yan Chu's owner has become a fascination until now, causing those who want to find the dog's owner, please open a Weibo quickly, take more small videos of Yan Chu, and beautiful photos, so that their desire to suck dogs to their heart's content has all come to naught.
Because of Yan Chu's sudden popularity, some manufacturers of dog food and dog products also set their sights on Yan Chu. Apart from his cleverness, his appearance is one of the best in Alaska. It is rare for a dog to be fat, especially its agility in the video, which fully proves its healthy body, and obesity does not cause any burden to it.
If you can invite Yan Chu to be the spokesperson for your own products, relying on its current popularity, it will definitely increase the sales of their products. This is more valuable than paying a lot of money to hire some long-established pet bloggers to advertise too much.
Therefore, many manufacturers have also started to initiate relationships to find Yan Chu, and it will be a matter of time before they find Zhuo Xi.
"You mean, you want to ask Ala Alabang Nong to shoot an advertisement?"
There is really a capable person who actually contacted Zhuoxi's manager. After conveying their intention through Zhuoxi's manager and getting Zhuoxi's consent to come to the door, the general manager of Gift Dog Food said that they are here given conditions.
The endorsement fee of 50,000 yuan, plus the supply of top-notch dog food for a whole year, is already a very generous contract for a dog that has just become famous.
Enci dog food has a small reputation in China. Although it is not as popular as some imported dog food, it is more popular with breeders, but at least this brand is still very trustworthy, especially for those who are not rich, but do not want to buy poisonous dogs for cheap Dog owners who have harmed their children with food usually choose gifts, so there is still a big market for gifts in China.
Over the years, Enci has been seeking breakthroughs, hoping to replace imported dog food in the hearts of breeders, so it is willing to spend a lot of effort on publicity, as long as the owners of Internet celebrity dogs who can be named on the Internet, Received the gift promotion fee.
But Yan Chu was a little different, this time he was filming a TV commercial for Enci, and there were very few Internet celebrity dogs who had received such treatment.
When Aunt Wang thought that Ala, whom she brought up with one hand, would be on TV, she was so excited that she wished to help Zhuoxi agree.
"Ara, do you want to do commercials?"
Zhuo Xi held Yan Chu's two front paws, and asked softly, "If you want to, just call once, if you don't want to, call twice."
These days, Zhuo Xi felt more and more that Allah also had her own thoughts, and the other party might understand what she said.
"Miss Zhuo, if you are not satisfied with the endorsement fee, we can discuss it again."
The manager who came to negotiate only thought that Zhuoxi was not satisfied with the price they offered, so he found such a lame reason, how can a dog understand human language, let the dog decide whether to shoot an advertisement, isn't this a joke?
But it's not right to think so. She can live in such a house with a lot of land and a professional manager to help her make all the plans. Such a person doesn't seem to be short of tens of thousands of yuan, and she cares about every little thing for that little money. .
"Aw!"
Yan Chu thought for a while, then raised his neck and let out a cry.
He has a big appetite now, and what Zhuoxi prepared for him is all the top dog food, plus other toys and clothes, the expenditure is not a small amount.
How dare Yan Chu, a big man, let a little girl take care of him? Now that I think about it, being an Internet celebrity dog is pretty good, at least he can earn money to support himself.
Of course, he will soon realize that the speed at which he earns money will never keep up with the speed at which Zhuo Xi spends money on him.