A Confession From Your Loveliest System
Back in the staying space, Yan Chu saw sharply that there was a confession on the table in the restored room, with a few bold letters on the cover, for fear that others would ignore the confession.
Yan Chu picked up the stack of papers, good guy, it's almost two or three millimeters thick, this confession must be at least ten thousand words, it seems that his previous papers were only this thick.
Turning to the first page, Yan Chu couldn't help but twitched his brows. He didn't know where 007 made up the confession. There were only problems with the word order, and there were a lot of typos.
Pursing his lips to hide the smile in his heart, Yan Chu's expression became a little more serious.
"Do you think it's useful to admit your mistakes? I'm a dog and a eunuch at the same time. Who will give me psychological compensation?"
He knew that 007 must be hiding in the corner and listening, these words were just to scare 007.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
How nice to be a dog!
Yan Aotian bared his teeth at Yan Chu in dissatisfaction.
Can someone serve you and eat three meals a day, can someone take you for a walk every night, can you eat, drink and get a lot of love without working.
Obviously being a dog is much happier than being a human being, how can this be called a grievance.
Yan Aotian scratched his face with his right fore hoof, and said proudly.
"I don't know, do egg-born huskies need to be sterilized?"
Yan Chu stared at Yan Aotian's lower body, and said coldly.
"Woo-"
Yan Ao's anxious chrysanthemum tightened, and Di Huan's tail, which had been flicked just now, was suddenly covered between his crotches, and the whole dog shrank into a ball.
Those who know current affairs are handsome dogs, and they can bend and stretch.
Without Yan Aotian making trouble, Yan Chuzai read the confession carefully, then put it in the cabinet of the desk, and conjured up a lock to lock the cabinet.
007 came to admit his mistake, Yan Chu believed that the difficulty of the next world would never be too great, unless it really planned to be stupid to the end, so after predicting that 007 would not have the courage to appear in front of him, Yan Chu did not Make more stops and start the mission of the next world directly.
"Woo-"
After Yan Chu took Yan Aotian out of the residence space, 007 finally had the courage to act.
"I did as you said, but host No. 17 turned out to be hard-hearted and didn't intend to forgive me at all."
After calling 001, 007 complained aggrievedly.
As the seventh in the system, the system that has been awarded the title of the most popular system for hosts all the year round, not to mention everyone loves it, but at least most hosts are satisfied with it, and expressed high praise for its work level.
Seeing that it is about to be re-elected the title of the system most favored by hosts for the tenth time, its most important host No. 17 has hated it because of the previous few worlds, and it is very likely that it will be awarded in the evaluation table later. It scored a negative score, and 007 felt that the sky was about to collapse.
"Actually, you don't have to worry that much."
It is also a mechanical sound, but the sound of 001 is more magnetic and mellow.
"After all, you have always been the only one who signs up for the system that is most popular with hosts every year."
001 did not hesitate to puncture this fact. The systems at the top of the list usually have a lot of hosts, and they don't have time to participate in this dispensable activity. The systems at the bottom of the list may not even be able to participate in this competition. I haven't heard of it, and I won't compete with 007.
"Nonsense, this time there are two people who signed up, and the 110 called. Tell me, did you tell it?"
007 exploded in anger. If it loses to 110, it will choose to destroy itself.
"Forehead… "
001 remembers, it seems that it really said this to 110. As 110's teaching system, it once showed off to it. It has a companion system that has been the most popular system for several times. After leaving this competition, you still regard it as a competition with high gold content
001 was a little guilty, coughed, and his tone became softer: "You know, I only have you as my favorite boy. In my heart, whether you win an award or not, you are the best boy."
"Death~~"
007's heart fluttered sweetly, and half of the anger in his heart disappeared immediately.
However, it will never give up lightly in this competition, and it will never lose to that little bitch at 110 with ulterior motives.
One confession is not enough, if it writes ten copies, it will not believe that host No. 17 can really reject such a virtuous, gentle, magnanimous and intelligent system.
Unaware of the love-hate entanglement between the systems, Yan Chu, who came to the new mission world, absorbed the memories of his original body and started a new mission.
*****
The countryside in the 21st century is far richer than the city dwellers imagined, especially in the coastal villages, where beautiful and elegant villas can be seen everywhere, and the repaired cement or asphalt roads have replaced the original country trails. , You can see cars with a price of around 200,000 to 300,000 yuan everywhere, and even luxury cars worth millions.
However, due to development, many young people have moved to big cities that are relatively more convenient and have more opportunities. Those who live in the countryside are basically older people. The endowment insurance purchased in a unified way makes life extremely nourishing. Every day when I have nothing to do, I play mahjong and talk about my children, and I hardly have to worry about making a living.
Of course, it is impossible for the village to be full of rich people. There must be a few people who are living a difficult life. These people will often become objects of conversation and sympathy for the villagers.
"Uncle Yan, are you and Aunt Yan selling vegetables again?"
Fenghai Village is not as prosperous and prosperous as some well-known self-employed villages in Jiangsu and Zhejiang Provinces, but the life of each household is still relatively affluent, especially before the village sold a batch of fields and salt flats, and each household lost a lot of money per head. , the village also bought insurance for Uni-President, each old man can get nearly 2,000 yuan a month. In rural areas where the consumption level is not high, an old couple can never spend 4,000 yuan a month, plus the filial piety of their children , All the elderly who want to open a little, no longer work, and concentrate on staying at home for the elderly.
At this time, outside the yard of the most magnificent four-story villa in the village, a group of old people were sitting and chatting with chairs. They saw Old Man Yan driving an electric tricycle, carrying his old woman and baskets of freshly picked seasonal vegetables, with regretful expressions on his face. Said.
"Well, the wild rice stems at home are harvested, and now the wild wild rice stems in the town sell for six yuan a catty, and the wild wild rice stems in the ditch are still juicy, so I quickly sold them all."
Old Man Yan said with a chuckle, he didn't seem to see the sympathy and pity in the villagers' eyes.
"Okay, Xiaoyan, go slowly."
The owner of the villa, an old man in his eighties, had lost all his teeth. He was holding a pair of dentures and a brush in his hand. While cleaning the dentures carefully, he said to Old Man Yan with his leaky mouth.
"Eh."
The electric tricycle gradually drove away, and those old ladies who had nothing to do together couldn't stay idle, and began to talk about the right and wrong of the Shan family.
In fact, speaking seriously, the Yan family used to be a well-known family in Fenghai Village. Back then, his son was admitted to Shanghai Jiaotong University. Who would not envy the blessings of the old couple, thinking that the two old people would definitely enjoy the blessings of sons in the future, but it turned out that Well, the son's blessings are not enjoyed, and it is also because this son has to work hard to earn money at an age when he can get old insurance.
The old couple who just passed by were the parents of the body that Yan Chu possessed this time.
Yan Yuanjiang and Gu Aihong are 65 and 62 respectively this year. Yan Yuanjiang used to be a soldier. He broke the sole of his left foot during the Vietnam War and returned to his hometown with compensation money. Under the auspices of his family, Married to Gu Aihong.
I don’t know the reason for the couple. They have been married for many years, but they couldn’t conceive a child. At that time, they couldn’t go to the hospital. What’s wrong? , Tried all the remedies that could be tried, but ended in disappointment every time.
When Yan Yuanjiang was forty years old, the couple almost gave up and were about to adopt a child from a relative. Gu Aihong became pregnant and gave birth to a fat boy ten months later.
At that time, Yan Yuanjiang was 41 years old, and Gu Aihong was 38 years old. For this hard-won child who appeared after despair, the couple loved each other like a treasure, and they really held it in their hands for fear of falling. He was afraid of melting in his mouth, so he gave him the best everything possible since he was a child.
And the original body is also lucky. There is a pair of parents born in the 1950s, but they enjoy the blessings of single children that children born in the 1980s can enjoy. It is normal to have four or five children.
After the child was born, everyone lamented that the old couple was lucky because the child was really good-looking and intelligent. He was the first child in the village to skip a grade and was also the first genius in the village to be admitted to the No. 1 Middle School.
When the other party was seventeen years old, he was admitted to Shanghai Jiaotong University as the second place in the city's college entrance examination. The county TV station even sent someone to do an exclusive interview with him. Awarded certificates and bonuses, how beautiful the Yan family was at that time.
Everything is low-grade, except for high-level studies, regardless of how flashy the outside world is. In the eyes of the villagers at that time, although the Yan family had an average family background, they had such a promising son. Sooner or later, they would change their appearance and become one of the best in the village. .
In everyone's expectations, the seventeen-year-old original body went to university, and returned after four years of studies. As everyone thought, he did not enter the government agency to get a solid job, nor did he enter the top 100 companies, becoming an aggressive Instead, he returned home and began a long life of gnawing on the old.
One bite, another four years.
In the past four years, people in the village have rarely seen that young man come out of the house, and the few times they met, they only saw the image of a young man with his head down, who seemed a little thin and pale.
Pity his old parents. In order to support this son, they have grown old. They not only planted their own land, but also rented land from other people in the village, just to save money for this obviously useless son before they let go. enough for the rest of his life.
"I think this Yan Chu was abandoned by the two elders. If I were Old Yan, I would just drive this son out. I don't believe it. When he starves to death, he still can't go. earn money."
An old lady kowtowed melon seeds and said to the people around her.
"That's right." An old lady echoed: "Let's not talk about anything else. He is still a college student. I heard that he studied IT at the beginning. I heard from my son that this industry can make money, even if he hasn't done it for a few years. Work, you can't return all the things you learned in school to the teacher. Besides, you can earn two hundred a day by moving bricks on the construction site. Can a good boy still starve to death? That's old Yantou and His daughter-in-law doted on the child so much that she made him useless."
"I don't think so."
There were also those who spoke for Old Man Yan and his wife.
"After all, Yan Chu is the only one in the Yan family. If there is something wrong with him, wouldn't the old man's incense burnt? Like a son?" A chubby old man said, shaking his fan.
"In my opinion, the couple should save more money, repair the old house at home, and marry their son a daughter-in-law is a serious matter. Men, mature late, and when they get married and become fathers, they will be able to do it all at once." Mature."
This is the kind of person who thinks that his son is good everywhere. Even if his son has various problems, as long as he grows that thing, he can come up with various reasons to defend him.
However, there are not a few old people who have such thoughts. No matter how the economy develops, the bad habit of patriarchalism will never change in their hearts.
A group of old people had a heated debate about why the Yan family ended up in this scene, while Yan Yuanjiang and Gu Aihong were braving the sun and rushing to grab a good seat outside the vegetable market before the lunch market started.
In order to save money, many old people like Yan Yuanjiang who sell their own vegetables are peddlers who roam the streets and alleys of the county. .
When they arrived outside the vegetable market, there were already quite a few vendors there. Fortunately, there were not many vegetable vendors selling wild rice stems at this time, and it was rare to find such fresh and juicy wild rice stems as the old couple of the Yan family put out.
"Six yuan a catty is too expensive. I think people sell it for five yuan."
The aunts who came to buy vegetables are all good bargainers. While pulling the outermost shell of the wild rice stem, they bargained to Yan Yuanjiang and his wife.
She has already peeled the wild rice stem to the innermost layer, holding her fingernails, and pinched the tender white wild rice stem hard.
Gu Aihong looked distressed, but the honest old lady didn't know how to argue with others.
"Our wild rice stems don't use pesticides, and you've seen it all. The wild rice stems are so fresh. We sell them for six yuan, which isn't expensive at all."
Yan Yuanjiang spoke from the side.
"Tsk tsk, forget it, I won't buy it."
The aunt threw the wild rice stem in her hand onto the stall, stood up, and left directly.
Gu Aihong put the pinched wild rice stem in the basket beside it. Normally, no one would want this kind of pinched wild rice stem. This one can only be taken home at night and eaten by herself.
Outside the vegetable market, there are all kinds of customers, bold ones, without peeling the shells, directly buying wild rice stems for five yuan and five catties, and those who are more picky, just like the aunt just now, pick and choose , after peeling off all the shells, he lightly said no more.
Gu Aihong and Yan Yuanjiang greeted the customers all afternoon in a good manner. Today they were lucky, the city management did not come to check, and the carload of wild rice stems they brought was almost sold, leaving some wild rice stems that they thought they would not be able to sell. They were also bought by an old lady at a price of four yuan and five catties.
After a day today, they earned a total of more than 300 yuan, but this was just in time for the wild rice stems to be released in large quantities. After this period of time, the business would not be so good.
The couple calculated that the wild rice stems planted in the four ditches, after deducting the cost, would bring them a net profit of around 3,000.
Counting the money, the frowns of the couple relaxed a lot. After a while, when the grapes in the field matured, they would be able to add a lot of income to the family. It seemed that life would not be so difficult.
"Old man, you sit in the back, and I will drive when I go back."
Packing the wild rice husks that had been peeled all over the floor into a basket, Gu Aihong drove her husband into the rear basket of the tricycle, and sat in the driving seat by herself.
It's getting dark now, and the old man's eyes are not working well. If he bumps into him at that time, it will be troublesome.
Yan Yuanjiang also knew what was wrong with him, so he sat in the back basket of the car obediently, grabbed the side railing next to the stool, pressed his bulging pocket with one hand, and smiled with satisfaction.
Because the last two business deals took a long time, when I got home, the sky had completely darkened. Gu Aihong was a little anxious. When I left home at noon today, she only warmed lunch for her son on the stove. Eat, but that's only one meal, it's so late now, I'm afraid my son is already hungry.
Before she had time to pack her things, Gu Aihong hurriedly walked towards the kitchen, who knew that when she opened the door, she could smell the aroma of food.
"This is?"
Even Yan Yuanjiang, who came in behind, was a little stunned when he saw the three vegetarian and one meat dishes on the living room table.
"Mom and Dad, you are back, I have already prepared dinner."
Yan Chu was coming in with the bowls and chopsticks. He heard the sound of the electric tricycle just now, and he expected that it might be the original body's parents who had returned.
Speaking of it, the original body is really weird. As a big man, how did he reach the age of twenty-five, still reaching out for clothes, opening his mouth for food, and not even bothering to help the oil bottle down.
Especially watching the parents getting old and haggard, when enjoying all this, don't you feel guilty
Of course, the old couple in front of him were not entirely faultless in developing Yuanshen's character, at least the doting and pampering of the couple was one of the main culprits for him to become what he is today.
"Ah Chu, what are you?"
Gu Aihong rubbed her eyes, swallowed, and couldn't believe what she saw.
"I'm hungry. Mom, you haven't come back yet, so I followed your previous cooking steps and cooked a few dishes, but it didn't work very well, and the dishes were all burnt."
As a person who has never cooked since he was a child, it is naturally impossible to cook shockingly delicious dishes for the first time, so Yan Chu carefully made every dish like a beginner, barely cooked, The seasoning is also based on the most basic, without adding other messy things, it looks like ordinary home-cooked dishes.
Scallion eggs, fried vegetables, steamed sausages, and shredded green peppers and potatoes.
The last dish of green pepper and potato shreds, the shredded potatoes were burnt yellow and sticky to the pan, and the green peppers were also shriveled, with a suspicious burnt black.
"It's all because Mom came back late."
Sure enough, Gu Aihong's first reaction was to blame herself. If she hadn't come back too late and her son was hungry, he wouldn't have been able to cook.
"I don't seem to have added the right water for cooking, it looks a bit watery."
Original body likes to eat hard rice with chewy texture, in order to suit his taste, the couple also eat that kind of dry rice, but for the elderly, that kind of rice is not easy to chew, and likewise, it is not easy to digest.
Yan Chu noticed that several big teeth of the two elderly people had fallen out, and they did not have enough strength to chew the rice. From the memory of the original body, he could clearly see that every time they ate, the couple always had to eat for a long time. Chu is worried that if things go on like this, the two elderly people will also have problems with their digestive system.
So today, he specially cooked the rice to make it softer and easier to digest.
"Is it too boiled?"
Gu Aihong immediately said: "Then Mom will cook another pot for you."
"No, I'm starving, let's just make do with it today."
Yan Chu showed a little arrogant emotion, Gu Aihong and Yan Yuanjiang didn't feel that it was against harmony at all, and immediately agreed dotingly.
"My son's cooking is really delicious. This skill is even better than the chefs in restaurants."
Yan Yuanjiang was so happy in his heart, he put the potato shreds with a large chopsticks in his mouth, it was obviously the most common taste, and it also had a burnt taste, but it was this kind of dish that made him taste good The taste of Yulu came.
"That's right, the dishes I've cooked all my life can't even compare to our son's fraction."
Gu Aihong also thought this dish was delicious, and she ate it with great mouthfuls, almost crying out of emotion.
"If you think it's delicious, let me cook tomorrow's meal. Mom, don't mention it. I think it's quite interesting to cook this meal today. I'll change it when I get tired of cooking. You do it."
Yan Chu's expression was like a child who got a new toy. Gu Aihong was about to say that cooking was too tiring, but when she saw her son's happy expression, she hesitated.
"Well then, your father and I will enjoy your blessing in the future."
Whose son can cook for his parents, Gu Aihong felt that his son was far from being as bad as the villagers talked about.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
Yan Aotian, who was locked in the kennel in the backyard, looked aggrieved.
Come on, here's a dog that's starving to death.