I am a Big Villain

Chapter 291: The road to counterattack of the gnawing old people 3

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According to the original personality, Yan Chu didn’t dare to change too much all of a sudden. In the eyes of Yan’s father and mother, Yan Chu didn’t dare to change too much. In the eyes of Yan’s father and Yan’s mother, he would be surprised if he started cleaning the house all of a sudden. In the eyes of superstitious elders, it is time to consider ghost possession.

So Yan Chu made a plan and helped the family cook a lunch for the time being. As for breakfast, Gu Aihong, who got up early, usually prepared it. She wouldn’t get up if she didn’t sleep until the sun was up. Just reheat these meals at night and cook a one-pot meal.

If it was just cooking one meal a day, the couple would not doubt it.

When they can accept his change, he will make subsequent changes.

Therefore, counting the time, Yan Chu got dressed and came out of the room when he saw that it was ten o'clock on the watch. In fact, this time was already ahead of time for the original body. Before that, Because of staying up late to code words, it is common for the other party to sleep until one or two at noon.

Worried that her son would starve to death, Gu Aihong would bring the prepared meals to the room at this time, wake her son up, watch him finish eating, and then let him go back to sleep.

Yan's house is an old house more than 30 years ago. The structure of the one-story house is old, and a grass-roots team was hired when it was built. There are some problems with the construction structure. Now it can be called a dilapidated house.

After Yuanshen was born, Yan Yuanjiang and Gu Aihong paid for the reinforcement of the roof and ceiling of the building, then redecorated the house and built a bathroom that had just become popular in the countryside at that time.

For the convenience of his son going to the bathroom at night, this bathroom is located next to the original room.

Wearing short-sleeved shorts and slippers, Yan Chu came to the bathroom to wash up. Because the construction took a long time and there was no money left to rebuild it, the toilet seat inside had been damaged for more than ten years, and the water tank behind it could not work properly. To use, you can only flush the toilet manually with the water in the bucket placed on the edge of the toilet.

On weekdays, Yan Yuanjiang and Gu Aihong don't use this bathroom. They used to go to the toilet in the backyard to go to the bathroom. Until now, there is still a hut in the yard of Yan's family.

The bathroom is also equipped with a gas water heater, but like the flush toilet, it also has such and other problems, the ignition is slow, and the water is weak. In short, a small bathroom has a lot of problems.

From Wei Zhi's writing, the economic level of the Yan family is clear at a glance.

Yan Chu took out the original toothbrush, squeezed a section of toothpaste on it, and there was an enamel cup beside it, the paint had already peeled off, and there were two toothbrushes inserted in it, the bristles had already turned yellow and exploded, but It was still not thrown away by the owner of the brush, and there was a toothpaste in the cup that had almost turned into iron sheet, and it was also not thrown away by the thrifty owner.

In contrast, the rather fashionable mug and brand new toothbrush in the original body can be regarded as the beauty of Bai Fumei in this room.

Sighing, Yan Chu took a sip of water to rinse his mouth, began to brush his teeth, and by the way, observed himself in the mirror.

The facial features of the original body are still very good, but it is a pity that due to the year-round exposure to light and the upside-down of day and night, the originally smooth skin has become rough, the pores on the tip of the nose and the wings of the nose are enlarged, glowing with oil, and there is a huge pimple on the tip of the nose .

Her complexion was dull and yellowish, her eyes were dark and dark, her lips were unhealthy pale, her hair hadn't been taken care of for a long time, and her bangs had covered her eyes, even blocking her sight.

After spitting out the foam in his mouth, Yan Chu felt that he should be thankful that although Yuan was a nerd, he didn't overeat. At least he didn't have problems such as being overweight for the time being when he was ruining his body like this.

But even so, the current state of the original body is definitely not much better. I am afraid that if his former junior high and high school classmates see it, they will not believe that this is the top student in their minds.

After rinsing his teeth, shaving his beard and washing his face, Yan Chu rubbed the skin on his cheeks. The skin turned red and looked a bit rosy, and then he went to the main room.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

When he came out, Yan Aotian had just woken up and was enjoying the care of his grandma.

"Let's have another bite."

Gu Aihong sat on the chair, asked Yan Aotian to rest her front paws on her knees, held a bowl of mixed rice in her hand, and fed it to the dog grandson mouthful by mouthful.

There is a saying, Grandma always thinks you are hungry, she has already fed Yan Aotian a bowl of rice just now, but Gu Aihong always thinks that she can feed another half bowl, so that when she and the boss are not at home in the afternoon, her son will forget The matter of feeding Aotian.

Who is not a baby anymore, Yan Aotian enjoys grandma's love very much, wailing coquettishly, taking a bite of food, rubbing his furry head against the old lady, coaxing the old man so that he can't see his teeth, treats him like a grandson .

"Ah Chu, why did you wake up so early today?"

Seeing her son coming down the stairs and feeding the dog grandson the last bite of food, Gu Aihong said in surprise.

Before her son's living habits were not good, she was worried in her heart. Didn't the experts on TV say that staying up late causes cancer, even if it doesn't cause cancer, it must be bad for the body.

But the son has big ideas, so he doesn't listen to her at all. Sometimes he gets angry when he persuades too much.

My son said that he is creating now, and only at night can he have the most inspiration. Gu Aihong doesn't know what his son is creating. If you come with your son on your back, you can only indulge him.

Sometimes, the old lady wakes up at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night and sees the lights in her son's room on. Apart from being distressed, she dares not wake him up during the day, for fear that she will not get enough sleep and cause a greater burden on her body. .

Under such a vicious circle, the original body almost became a nocturnal creature.

No, although ten o'clock is not too early compared to ordinary people, the old lady was still very happy, and immediately made a fuss about preparing breakfast for her son.

It's just that the leftovers from the pot of porridge cooked in the morning were eaten by the grandson. There was not even half of the basket of steamed flower rolls left. Where can I get something for my son to eat.

"Aotian's appetite is too big, he made all the breakfast, wait, mom will cook you a bowl of noodles."

Looking at the empty pots, the old lady regretted feeding so much breakfast to her grandson.

"Aww—"

Yan Ao Tiangou's face is stupefied, just who fed him obediently and baby by mouthful just now

The baby is heartbroken.

With his tail drooping, Yan Aotian walked towards the dog cage in the backyard with his head down. He felt that he needed some time to accept this unreasonable world.

"Mom, no need, we'll have lunch soon."

The original body's living habits were not good, and Yan Chu planned to change it slowly, but because the other party never ate breakfast before, now he really doesn't feel hungry at all, probably because the original body's body has gotten used to it unhealthy lifestyle.

"Yesterday, the pot of potatoes wasn't fried well. Tonight I searched for some tutorials on the Internet. Today I will definitely be able to fry the potatoes beautifully." Unconvinced, Yan Chu followed the old lady into the kitchen , pointing to the basket of potatoes on the tiled stove.

"Besides, didn't you say yesterday that I will cook from today onwards? You can help me out and see my cooking skills."

Yan Chu seemed to regard cooking as a fun thing. Although the old lady was worried that her son would hurt his hands when cutting vegetables, and the cooking oil would be hot, she still agreed in a nervous mood.

She is so old, to put it bluntly, in case, who will cook for the two of them at home? How can he take care of himself without them taking care of him? My son is alone, and he hasn't been asked to do any housework since he was a child.

Marrying a daughter-in-law is just the beautiful yearning of the two elders. It is not certain whether they will marry or not. Besides, girls nowadays are also very delicate, and people may not be willing to marry them to be ready-made nannies.

Now that her son is willing to learn how to cook, she doesn't want to dampen his self-confidence.

Under these thoughts, the old lady actively helped her son, and taught him some cooking tips from time to time when Yan Chu was cooking. Although Yan Chu had already memorized those tips by heart, she was listening When the old lady mentioned it, she still showed a knowledgeable expression.

Today is the same as last night, it is still one meat and three vegetables, but the portion is much more than last night, because these dishes have to be eaten at night.

This time, his craftsmanship has improved a lot, at least there is no burnt phenomenon.

"Our Chu is just smart, unlike your father and me, who have lived their whole lives and can't even fry a vegetable."

In Yan Yuanjiang’s era, few men knew how to cook. At most, he went into the kitchen to help his wife light a fire. After installing a gas stove at home, the earthen stove was used less frequently. He also entered the kitchen less frequently.

The times are changing now, a man can cook, which has become one of the signs to measure whether he is a good man of the Gu family, but Yan Yuanjiang has no intention of changing at this age, he would rather help the old woman share some of the farm work I don't want to go into the kitchen to learn how to cook.

But the situation of the son is there. Yan Yuanjiang, like his wife, understands the benefits of his son learning to cook, so he happily accepts the status quo.

After lunch, Yan Yuanjiang and Gu Aihong rested for a while, and then went to the ground again. Yan Chu and Yan Aotian were the only ones left in the house.

After tidying up the messy room of the original body, facing the computer with the word document open, Yan Chu fell into deep thought.

As an online novel writer, he has never been in contact with such a profession before, and now it is obviously unreliable for him to become a writer loved by many readers under such a blind situation.

Especially when writing novels, one has to identify one's position and audience. He doesn't even know what type of novels are popular now, so it seems a bit hasty to start writing rashly.

Speaking of which, the original body seems to have fallen into a misunderstanding.

Before he wanted to become an author, he was crazily obsessed with online novels, but after he wanted to become an author, this enthusiasm for novels subsided instead.

Every time he reads a novel, he involuntarily compares that novel with his own, and finds a lot of faults in that novel. At this time, he is more than ten times better than him Ten times the collection, the mentality collapsed like this.

Since then, Yuanshen seldom reads novels, and he doesn't read those popular novels. He just takes advantage of the popularity of popular novels to determine what he will write next. He has never thought of learning other people's structures. The reason why other people's novels are so popular among readers.

It is never advisable to work behind closed doors. The reason why Yuanshen has not achieved any results after four years of writing may be inseparable from his arrogance and low self-esteem.

Thinking of this, Yan Chu closed the Word document, opened the website written by the original author, found the best-selling novel, and began to study it seriously.

Wonderful, so wonderful!

It is worthy of being another masterpiece of the male channel proving the Tao. Yan Chu couldn't help but immerse himself in the content of the story just after reading the beginning, and couldn't help applauding when he saw the exciting part.

"Aww—"

Yan Aotian's eyes widened. Who did he offend if he slept obediently? Why spank his ass if he has nothing to do.

Yan Chu, who was immersed in the content of the novel, rubbed Yan Aotian's fat butt perfunctorily as compensation, and then lay on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms, never taking his eyes off the mobile phone.

In one afternoon, Yan Chu only read the first one hundred chapters, and the latest chapter of this serialized novel has been updated to more than one thousand and three hundred chapters. If you want to finish this book, I am afraid it will take ten hours. Tomorrow's time.

In particular, it may take longer for Yan Chu to learn other people's rhythms and refreshing arrangements.

This is just a best-selling article. If you want to figure out the preferences of readers now, you have to read at least a dozen or twenty cool articles on the best-selling list.

And Yan Chu also noticed that Dianjia's essays are often long essays with millions of words, and some even have nearly 10 million words. That is to say, it will take at least two or three years to finish writing a book.

Moreover, as a newcomer, the long free period of hundreds of thousands of words has almost no exposure, and it is difficult to get ahead.

Many authors have survived one by one. The entire website, like the original body, has not survived for many years. There are many people.

Rubbing his sore eyes, Yan Chu began to think about his current situation, could he survive for so long, or in other words, could the two elderly people at home accompany him for so long

Collecting the novels he was watching, Yan Chu directly logged into an author forum called Kongkong, and compared the business models and audience groups of different websites.

Currently, there are quite a few well-known novel websites on the Internet, among which Dianjia and Lujiang are the leading websites for male and female novels respectively.

After learning about the survival mode of the author of Dianjia, Yan Chu observed Lujiang again.

Compared with the long free period of Dianjia, because of the short articles of Lujiang, the free period is basically maintained at 50,000 to 70,000 words. According to the calculation of 600,000 words for a regular book, it only takes three to four months to complete a book. time.

The most important thing is that Lujiang has support and preferential treatment for newcomers. Basically, after the first three lists, you can roughly know the development prospects of the article.

It's just that Lujiang is a website for women's novels. As the name suggests, the main audience is women.

The two websites have advantages and disadvantages, and Yan Chu suddenly fell into the anxiety of choosing again.

In the end, he still decided to choose which novel website to write after studying the best-selling novels on the two websites.

*****

In the blink of an eye, Yan Chu has been in this world for more than 20 days. During these 20 days, he finally finished reading the book list he ordered, and made two thick notebooks, and barely gained some experience.

After weighing his own writing style, Yan Chu finally decided to write in Lujiang. Although it seems strange to go to a female frequency novel website to write an article as a male author, but across the Internet, as long as he doesn't say anything, readers will read it again. How would you know his gender

Yan Chu has a delicate personality. In contrast, he feels that the green river breeze with long flowing water may be more suitable for him.

Once the writing website is determined, the next thing to consider is the content of the subject matter.

Yan Chu already has a direction for what to write, but he still needs to make some preliminary preparations, after all, this is his debut novel.

"Mom and Dad, I'll go to town and get my hair cut after dinner."

For more than half a month, Yan Chu's hair grew longer. In order not to affect his meal, he even had to tie it up with a rubber band.

Before, because he was obsessed with writing, he didn't have time to go to the town for a haircut. Now that the most annoying thing has been dealt with, he has also spared time to take care of himself.

"It's time to cut your hair. Mom will get you the money later."

Gu Aihong also reminded her son once a few days ago, seeing that her son has offered to take money out of his pocket now: "Since you are in the town, go to the supermarket and buy something you want to eat and come back. By the way, the weather is now It's getting hot too, if you want to eat some popsicles, just come back from the town to buy some."

After such a calculation, it seems that there are quite a lot of things to bring when my son comes back. Gu Aihong pushed her husband aside: "Old man, anyway, you have nothing to do this afternoon, so why not take your son to town with a three-wheeler, by the way?" Put back the things you bought. By the way, the washing powder at home is almost used up. You can see if there is any promotion in the supermarket. Buy a bag and ask for the cat brand. It’s a good deal, and there’s sugar. There is still some salt in the house, and what I said about radiation before, I have three boxes, and I don’t know when I will finish eating all the salt.”

The old lady counted with her fingers what things needed to be added to the house, for fear of missing something.

"Mom, you and Dad can take a rest at noon, and I will drive the electric tricycle to the town by myself."

After finally finishing the first stage, the old couple didn't have much rest. Yan Chu didn't want to let his father, who was finally able to take a nap comfortably, accompany him to the town under the sun because of his haircut.

"That can't be done."

Both Gu Aihong and Yan Yuanjiang objected. His son could drive three rounds, but only in the village. There are so many cars in the town. What if he was hit by a car? No one followed him, so he was always worried.

"I still have to see my classmates in the afternoon. If Dad follows, in the eyes of others, there is no difference between me and an unweaned baby. If you insist on following, I will not go."

Yan Chu randomly found a reason to meet his classmates. God knows how many years Yuanshen hadn't contacted those classmates. His self-esteem is so strong, knowing that he is a joke in the eyes of others, how could he get along with him to seek humiliation? Woolen cloth.

"Go see your classmates."

Gu Aihong and Yan Yuanjiang glanced at each other, with a hint of joy and excitement on their faces.

"There, you go by yourself, but you have to be careful along the way, and don't bring washing powder or anything."

Gu Aihong was glad that the money from selling the grapes for two days hadn't been deposited in the bank yet. It was rare for her son to have a reunion with his classmates, so he always had some extra money with him.

The old lady didn't even bother to eat, and started to change the money when she got back to the house, wishing she could bring him all the money at home.

"It won't take that much."

Yan Chu pulled out five red old man's heads from it, and pushed back some of the remaining money.

"It's rare for you to meet your classmates. If you eat or sing, you can take the initiative to treat them. This is how you connect with each other." Gu Aihong hopes that her son's classmates can take care of him, and it's not the same thing to stay at home all the time. Ah, if those classmates can guide her son to become extroverted, no matter how much money they give her, she won't feel bad.

"No, the party is AA now, if you treat guests, people will still treat you as a show off."

Faced with Yan Mu's excited and red eyes, Yan Chu felt very uncomfortable. It is obvious that the other party's behavior is one of the reasons for conniving the original body's depravity, but facing such an old man, he can't get angry. On the contrary, he still feels To heartbroken.

In fact, what Gu Aihong and Yan Yuanjiang did is just the epitome of most parents in the world. They can give everything for their children, save money and provide the best life for their children, but the children may not be able to return this love equally. on them.

After changing his clothes and putting the money in the pocket of his jacket, Yan Chu rode on the electric tricycle at home and left the house for the first time after coming to this world.

Along the way, many villagers saw him and pointed at him, but Yan Chu didn't care too much, because Yuanshen's reputation in the village was already extremely bad.

In less than half an hour, Yan Chu arrived in the town. He parked the tricycle outside a barber shop, locked the wheels, and walked towards the barber shop.

"You are—Yan—Yan Chu—"

Sure enough, people couldn't bear to talk about it, Yan Chu just refused to go out with his parents under the pretense of seeing his classmates, but in the barber shop, he really met his original classmates.

Looking at him wearing a shirt and trousers, he looks like an elite. It seems that he has been doing well these years.

Facing the mocking eyes of the other party, Yan Chu felt a little headache, and felt that this haircut seemed to be a little troublesome.