I am a Big Villain

Chapter 315: When I became an Internet celebrity 1

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Back in the space, Yan Chu looked at Yan Aotian who came back from the last world with him, for some reason, one person and one dog felt that the surroundings seemed empty, as if something important was missing.

"Aww!"

Yan Aotian is holding a bone in his mouth. It stands to reason that at this time, there should be a smelly and shameless orange cat to grab this thing, but now, it is ready to resist, the bad cat that should come to grab something, but Never showed up.

"Aww—"

The originally high-pitched and excited voice suddenly became sluggish, and Yan Aotian lay listlessly on the ground, with a hint of remembrance in his eyes.

Similarly, there is Happy Dog, who is always very obedient and is criticized by the owner as a positive teaching material, and that cowardly and lustful stupid mouse, who is the most coquettish and obedient, has just separated, and Yan Aotian feels that he is I'm already thinking about those guys.

Yan Aotian is like this, why not Yan Chu, but he is better than Yan Aotian, after all, every time he leaves the mission world, the system will format his emotions in the previous life, at this time he still remembers the previous world Every minute and every second, but in terms of bringing in emotions, it is not as deep as in the previous life.

As usual, Yan Chu opened his points panel.

After going through a few more worlds, his remaining points have risen to 83,700. This is also because in these few worlds, he has never purchased anything from the system mall, and he gets it after completing each mission. Points, all saved.

He opened the system backpack, and after several worlds of consumption, all the remaining system items have changed.

[Shengji Pill] good medicine for trauma, restore your milk-like skin, three original pills, and two pills left [Neizao Pill] good medicine for internal injuries, necessary for life-saving, three original pills, and two pills left [Golden Gun Never Arrive] 10 days a night Jiro, be the bravest man, with three originals, and the remaining two [Kaleidoscopic] human skin mask, ultra-thin and breathable, for your personal enjoyment, permanent [extremely smart] has the highest IQ in the world within 36 hours, side effects: Extreme [Time Tracing Device] is similar to the function of reading files. After saving the time node, it can turn back the time. Effectiveness: within three hours [Exorcism Charm] Maoshan technique, exorcising ghosts and evil spirits, three times

[Meteor Fire Rain] Maoshan technique, extremely powerful, can be used against ghosts, two times [Huang Liang Yi Meng] dream weaving machine, can fabricate dreams ten times, not limited to the world, and the remaining nine times [Cornucopia] exclude any system products Items placed in the cornucopia can produce a copy effect, and the number of uses is three times, unlimited worlds [Marauder's Map] Each world can locate the geographic location of five characters, and the number of uses is unlimited [magic box] has been used, and the item inside - alien meteorite

[Return Me Piao Piao Quan] Repair any facial trauma, available in any world, use times, ten times, 800 points [Big Stomach Pill] connect the stomach with the dimension hole, have a gluttonous stomach, unlimited use in the current world, 800 points Points [Pet Egg] Variety: Husky, inedible, hatched, can be carried in all worlds, force value: five slags of war, beauty value: resignation, note: this pet is highly destructive, and has a certain chance to reach your enemy Consensus defects, please wear carefully.

[Trigger Item] Space Necklace

In the last world, he used I am a druid, which reduced his few system products, but because the items on the system shelves these days are not what he likes, the slightly empty memory is always Neither was replenished.

Yan Chu is not a person who relies too much on external forces, so he just felt melancholy for a moment, then opened the system shelf to see if there were any new products on the shelf.

[Pet Egg]Category:? ? ? ability:? ? ? Can be worn in any mission world, priced at 9999

On one of the five shelves, similar items in Yan Chu's memory suddenly appeared.

Yan Chu couldn't help but look at Yan Aotian, who was wrestling with a bone, and always felt that such a scene seemed familiar.

"Well, let me put it up front. There is only so much I can do. I have written several confessions. As a great system, I have never been so serious about any task performer."

When Yan Chu was struggling, 007, who had been hiding from him for a long time, finally mustered up the courage to erupt, and after saying this, he played disappearance again.

007's words made Yan Chu even more curious about the egg on the system shelf, which was only 9999 points anyway.

Looking at Yan Aotian's bored and lonely appearance, Yan Chu couldn't help thinking that he couldn't take Yan Aotian with him in every world when he performed missions in the future, especially since he is not obedient and obedient, but if he stays here In the space, Yan Chu was worried that it would make him sick again. Although the time lapse in the space was different from that in the mission world, his ten-year stay in the mission world was only equivalent to one day in the space.

Assuming that he stays in the mission world for the rest of his life, the top day is seven or eight days in the mission world. If he can hatch another cute pet and let the two cute pets accompany each other, he will go to perform the mission. Traveling far away will not cause Yan Aotian to get sick.

Thinking of this, Yan Chu bought the equally mysterious egg without any hesitation.

He always felt that this egg might be related to him. Could it be an orange cat, a Samoyed, or a golden-haired bear? Especially the sudden appearance of 007 just now made Yan Chu's suspicion deepen.

"Actually, I'm not angry with you anymore."

After setting the egg to incubate, before preparing for the next task, Yan Chu suddenly said this inexplicably to the air.

"Humph!"

After Yan Chu disappeared, 007 appeared from midair, looked at Yan Aotian who was foolishly playing with a hatching pet egg, snorted arrogantly, and then disappeared.

*****

"You are such a waste, I don't have a son like you at all."

"Ah Chu, you are a good person, but we are not suitable."

"Wow, why is that man so fat? Hey, the way he eats is disgusting. He looks so perverted. Let's sit far away from him."

All kinds of portraits and voices played repeatedly in Yan Chu's mind. After half a moment, he rubbed his head, finally accepting the life of the original body.

How should I put it, the original body is a pitiful person, but at the same time, he is also a hateful person.

After absorbing the world plot this time and the wish the wisher made to him, Yan Chu probably knew what he should do instead.

But before fulfilling the wish made by the wisher, let him give the original body a complete makeover.

The original body was a downright decadent otaku. Yan Chu pinched his nose, feeling the sour and rotten smell in the air. Looking around, there were lunch boxes piled up in the ten-square-meter rental house. I don't know what time it was. What was left, because of the hot weather, even if the air conditioner was turned on 24 hours in the house, green-gray mold had already grown, and there were even some small bugs that flew in from nowhere.

As a person who loves cleanliness, Yan Chu really couldn't understand how the original body lived in such a harsh environment.

Based on Yuan's memory, he struggled to find a roll of unopened garbage bags from a certain box, then threw in the lunch boxes and drink bottles on the table, floor, stool, and bed, and tied the bag. , temporarily piled up at the door, and went out after a while and took them to the trash can in the community.

After sorting out the leftovers, the house was not very clean and tidy.

Underwear that can be seen everywhere, socks here and there, and those clothes that are rolled up like dried pickles and randomly stuffed in the cabinet or in any corner of the room, the inside is also clean, and there are some The clean ones were all mixed together, and Yan Chu felt a nauseous feeling in his stomach. Even though he knew that those clothes might be clean, he didn't dare to get on his body at this time.

All these clothes have to be cleaned, and the original underwear, because they have only been washed for a long time, many of them are already stained with yellow stains that are difficult to wash. Out of hygiene considerations, Yan Chu had to buy some for himself A new pack of underwear, anyway, he couldn't force himself to continue using these close-fitting things left over from his sloppy original body.

These clothes, Yan Chu packed three large garbage bags, one of which was intended to be thrown away, and the other was intended to be cleaned. If he remembered correctly, the apartment he rented There is a coin-charged washing machine on the first floor. It only costs three yuan to wash clothes. These clothes can be washed in three or four buckets.

Thanks to the summer in Ning City, these clothes should be able to dry quickly.

Yan Chu held his breath, not wanting to smell the T-shirt he was wearing.

In one afternoon, Yan Chu finally tidied up the little room he rented. All the discarded things were put into bags, and then the other things were returned to their original places. , finally have such a neat and bright feeling.

After tidying up the room, Yan Chu was already sweating all over. Just looking at the clothes he put into the trash bag, Yan Chu found tragically that he couldn't even take a bath and change into cleaner clothes.

Sighing helplessly, Yan Chu looked at the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the corner of the bedroom, and began to scrutinize the original body who almost couldn't even fit in the mirror.

His height is about 178, and his weight is directly proportional to his height. He weighs about 250 jin. He looks like a big meat ball that can roll.

Through the original body's memory, Yan Chu knew that he was very handsome when he was a child, and he was a beautiful child who was praised by everyone, but in the current original body, the word "handsome" could not be seen at all.

When I was a child, the almond eyes were squeezed into two slits by the fat on the face, and the two big lumps of meat left nowhere for the facial features to rest. They were squeezed into a pitiful little ball, with two folds on the chin, because of excessive obesity, You can't see the neck where the cheek meets the body.

At this time, what Yuan was wearing was a simple white T-shirt. Because of his limited body size, some good-looking clothes were simply not suitable for him. In addition to the economic shortage, the vegetable market was what Yuan wore the most. On the clothing stall in the shop, ordinary old men's shirts cost twenty yuan a piece and piles of one hundred yuan. They didn't have any design or color, but they were big and spacious enough to barely fit his fat body.

The same goes for the trousers, because of the overly thick thighs, the original body can't help but look a little awkward when walking. Who made it impossible for his knees to be close together, which seriously affected his walking posture.

The only thing about him is that he is white, but it is only because of his low self-esteem and depravity, he doesn't know how to go out except to buy the necessary food for survival.

Looking at the young man in the mirror who is sweating, his face is flushed, and the tip of his nose is greasy because he just finished cleaning, he looks greasy and wretched. Never been so embarrassed.

Even in the honest man's world, although the body he possesses is not good-looking, it can still be called upright and ordinary, but the appearance of the original body in front of him can't even be called ordinary.

In particular, he is still unkempt, his long hair that has not been trimmed for an unknown period of time has reached his shoulders, his greasy bangs cover half of his face, and his skin pores are enlarged due to improper diet and disordered work and rest. No matter how unconscionable Yan Chu is with the pimples in the position, he can't praise Yuan's good looks.

Breathing rhythmically, Yan Chu thought, in this world, one has to start with transforming the original body.

*****

"Be careful, don't touch me."

The apartment that Yuanshen lives in is a hotel-style apartment that is specially rented out to hard-working young people from outside. The room that Yuanshen rents is the smallest apartment in this building. It is only about 23 square meters, which can barely accommodate a bedroom. And a bathroom, and because in Ning City, the rent is not particularly cheap, such a size, the location is not perfect, it still costs 1,200 yuan a month in rent.

But fortunately, the hotel-style apartment still has an elevator. Compared with the stairs in the old-fashioned public housing, Yan Chu saved a lot of trouble when carrying garbage.

Now he is not as light and healthy as before, with a good body that walks like flying. The huge body load seems to make him gasp after walking a few steps. When he took it off to wash, Yan Chu strengthened his determination to lose weight.

Not to mention the request of the wisher, even for the sake of health, he had to lose weight.

However, Yan Chu remembered that the original body seemed to have lost weight several times, but each time ended in failure. One of them, he really worked very hard, even Yan Chu, as a bystander of that memory, could tell He suffered and suffered that time.

Get up at 4:30 every morning for a morning run, replace staple foods with high starch content with whole grains, zero sugar intake, and make sure to go to the gym for two hours of targeted exercise every day.

For the original body, this life was like being in prison. He persisted for three whole months, but after the end of this hell-style training, his weight did not drop much. The weight of only seven catties was completely unworthy of the original body. The size of his body, which has a large base, and his dedication.

It was also after that time that Yuanchen completely gave up on himself and lost his determination to lose weight.

Yan Chu is still not sure what went wrong with the original weight loss method. After all, there is still a difference between the feeling of watching from the sidelines and the experience of his own life. He plans to wait for himself to try it out and feel it.

Because he was thinking about losing weight, Yan Chu was distracted for a moment, and he didn't notice the beautifully dressed young girl who just followed him into the elevator, and the bag containing the garbage bag that was about to be taken down for cleaning rubbed against the girl's calf .

"Are you intentional, perverted, disgusting?"

Facing Yan Chu's greasy face, the girl frowned, and stood far away from the elevator, fearing that Yan Chu would mess around and rub his pile of garbage on her.

She had seen that fat man across the street several times, and he happened to rent at the door opposite her.

The girl didn't have a good impression of this fat man who didn't go out several times a month.

It is said that people are judged by their appearance, and the appearance of the original body is that kind of wretched and greasy otaku. The inherent prejudice against this kind of person made the girls only see the original body a few times, and they gave him a perverted and wretched stereotype.

Therefore, it was clear that Yan Chu had just bumped into her accidentally, but in the girl's eyes, it was this dead otaku who did it on purpose just to eat her tofu.

"sorry."

Yan Chu also knew that the original body's image was indeed not good, and it was true that he accidentally bumped into someone else just now, so he quickly said sorry.

strangeness!

The girl was squatting and wiping her calf with a handkerchief, but when she heard Yan Chu speak, she gave him a dazed look.

Unexpectedly, this dead fat houseman is ugly and has a nice voice.

But so what if he had a nice voice, it still couldn't change the girl's disgust towards him.

"Humph."

After the elevator reached the first floor, the girl stepped on high heels and hurried away from Yan Chu, leaving behind the smell of perfume in the elevator.

Yan Chu didn't take this episode to heart. He was lucky. When he went to the laundry room, he happened to see a row of empty washing machines. He took out a handful of change, sorted the clothes into the washing bucket, and took He took out a pack of washing powder that he dug out from his original room, which seemed to be given as a gift. The weight of this pack was just enough for him to wash the pile of clothes around him.

After planning the time, Yan Chu planned to go out to buy some daily necessities, such as towels, toothbrushes, and underwear. These personal and intimate things, due to his psychological obsession with cleanliness, he still had to buy a new one.

Because there are many similar hotel-style apartments in this area, the living facilities are still very complete. After going out for a while, Yan Chu saw a medium-sized supermarket and went in to do some shopping.

Like beautiful and handsome guys, a fat man with a large tonnage like him will also attract many people's attention when walking on the street.

Yan Chu sensitively noticed some people pointing in his direction, but he didn't take it seriously.

He has experienced so many worlds, if he would feel sad because of other people's eyes, then as early as the first few worlds, he should not be able to persist.

"Sir, your card balance is insufficient."

Because of the inertia of memory, after buying things, Yan Chu habitually took out his original bank card to swipe the payment, but soon, the cashier handed back his bank card, indicating that the balance in the card was insufficient .

Although Yan Chu inherited the memory of the original body, many unimportant memories will not be remembered until he recalls it himself, especially about the balance of the bank card, the original body may not remember clearly.

He looked at the machine and it showed that he had purchased a total of two hundred and thirty-eight yuan and thirty-eight cents worth of goods, that is to say, the original bank card now did not even have the money.

There were still a lot of people queuing up behind. Yan Chu rummaged through Yuan's wallet, took out a pack of underwear, and managed to scrape together enough cash for those things in the shopping bag.

This is also thanks to the fact that he just did a big cleaning, found a pile of loose money from a corner of the house, and put it in his wallet.

Dragging slippers and carrying two big bags of supermarket shopping bags, Yan Chu entered a bank's automatic deposit and withdrawal machine, inserted the bank card, and the balance in the card showed that there was only eighty-six yuan left, which was less than one hundred. If you want to take it out, you have to go to the counter.

If he remembered correctly, this was the only bank card that Yuan Bo had.

Looking at the balance in the card, Yan Chu felt a little helpless, that is to say, he had just entered the body of the original body, and the first thing he had to face was the desperate situation

If I had known this, I might as well have brought Yan Aotian here, at least a purebred husky can still sell for thousands of dollars.

Yan Chu and Ah Q comforted himself that there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, as long as he has a brain, he will not be forced to death by money.

After taking back the bank card, Yan Chu pondered how to use these almost zero capital to earn his living expenses for the next period of time.

"Ramen Big Eater, sign up for the Kangwang Ramen Big Eater Cup, the first place will get a bonus of 100,000 yuan, and Kangwang Ramen's one-year wireless free coupon, the second place..."

With heavy steps, Yan Chu was about to walk towards the apartment, when he heard a group of people gathered outside a restaurant, and such a radio speech came from the crowd.

If he remembered correctly, there seemed to be an item called Da Wei Pill in his system backpack.

It seems that I have thought of a way to make money!

Yan Chu's footsteps paused. He glanced at the fat on his body, but thinking about the pitifully small balance of the card, he decided to sign up for the competition first, and let's talk about it after getting the one hundred thousand yuan.

"I want to sign up."

Fu Lin, who was counting the number of applicants, heard a cold male voice. In the summer, it was like pouring a clear spring into it, cooling people from the head to the soles of the feet.

With such a pleasant voice, he must be a cool and handsome boy.

Fu Lin raised his head, and was taken aback by the round face in front of him that was 1.5 times the size of a normal person.

With such a voice and such a face, the discrepancy is really not the slightest bit.

"I want to sign up."

Yan Chu emphasized again.

"Oh, okay, leave your name and contact information, and we will notify you to participate in the competition on the designated occasion the day before the competition." Fu Lin came back to his senses, and looked at Yan Chu with some regret.

It's a pity to have such a voice accompanied by such a face and such a figure.

However, this is a big appetite competition, and the opponent's tonnage will definitely make the competition much more exciting. Thinking of this, Fu Lin cheered up and actively helped Yan Chu register.