I Am A Matchmaker on Taobao
我在淘宝算姻缘
Author: 研研夏日
Latest: Chapter 119
Status: Completed
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Tags: acting beautiful female lead celebrities dense protagonist devoted love interests
After waking up from a car accident, not only was I alive, I had also gained a new ability. If I stare at someone or a photo for three seconds, I’m able to see whom and when they shall marry…
The 18th tier small-time actor Shen Chuchu knew that with this skill, her mother would never have to worry that she will starve to death again.
She would put down her roots on Weibo first, then open a matchmaking store on Taobao.*
“Your husband is a close friend and you will be married in March next year. You will have a happy marriage.”
“Your husband will appear at your company’s dessert store soon, so remember to keep a close watch every day.”
……
*Note: Weibo is a popular social media app in China with functions similar to Twitter. Taobao is basically the Chinese eBay/Amazon.
A certain amateur celebrity is already married?
A certain director’s wife is going to have an accident soon?
One day, someone came to her for matchmaking.
“Sorry, lady. Fortune-telling requires fate, and it seems like we don’t have that between us.”
“Isn’t this just about money? As long as you can figure out my son’s marriage, I can pay you tenfold. No matter how much!”
F***ing hell, it wasn’t that she wouldn’t predict the match. The arrogant CEO’s future spouse was actually her.
又名《我能看到你什么时候结婚》、《我知道你未来老公是谁》
车祸醒来，没被撞死不说，竟然多了一项技能，盯着人或者照片三秒钟，就能看到他什么时候结婚，跟谁结婚……
十八线小明星沈楚楚表示，有了这项技能，妈妈再也不用担心她会被饿死了。
先在微博造造势，然后去淘宝开店算姻缘。
“你老公是身边的朋友，明年三月结婚，你们婚姻幸福。”
“你老公将会在近期出现在你们公司门口的甜品店，记得天天蹲守。”
……
“等等……某顶级流量小鲜肉竟然已婚了，还有一个小孩？？”
“某对天天在微博上秀恩爱的明星夫妻竟然已经离婚了！！”
OMG！她都看到了什么不得了的东西！
直到某一天，一个人来找她算姻缘。
“抱歉女士，算命看缘分，我们俩没有。”
“不就是钱吗？我出十倍。只要能算出来我儿子的姻缘，多少钱都行！”
MMP，不是她不算，而是因为霸道总裁的结婚对象竟然就是她。
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