Hello, I'm a condom in the column next to the checkout counter in Lucky Department Store.
The ambiguous packaging of the Midnight Purple Butterfly gave me an air of mysterious nobility and glamour, and of course my supreme oversized size.
Yes, I am an oversized condom, the largest of all condoms in this supermarket.
So seeing my brothers being bought out one by one, I was really envious, thinking and thinking, why do you leave me alone and lonely and cold
Am I not good-looking enough
the answer is negative.
I am not only good-looking, but also my proud size, which is my pride!
However, my size is really not within the reach of ordinary people, and most supermarkets will not buy products of my size.
But why am I still here
The reason is that two months ago, a stupefied part-time student came to this supermarket.
Lucky Supermarket is a small and medium-sized supermarket located around the university town of City A. Due to the high traffic flow, business has always been good.
Because of this, many college students will take advantage of their spare time to work part-time.
And Gu Xiaoyu from the Computer Science Department of University A is one of these part-time students.
Gu Xiaoyu is a good-looking, thrifty, cheerful and pure male college student. He just entered the sophomore year this year.
Because there are few courses in the second year, Gu Xiaoyu decided to start a part-time job this semester, so as to earn pocket money and gain some social experience.
So he took the recruitment slip and came to Lucky Supermarket.
Because of Gu Xiaoyu's lovable appearance and sweet mouth, he was quickly selected to become a supermarket cashier.
But unfortunately, Gu Xiaoyu was expelled quickly before the cashier's chair was hot.
The reason is that Gu Xiaoyu lacks experience and makes mistakes in the process of work, which leads to this end.
And I was the biggest mistake Gu Xiaoyu made.
Although Gu Xiaoyu made a lot of small mistakes before, he was sweet and delicious, and he coaxed the owner of the supermarket around, thinking about letting him continue to study, as long as he didn't make big mistakes, he could still stay.
Unfortunately, on the day of the incident, Gu Xiaoyu smartly saw that there were not many condoms left in the column next to the cashier, so he thought of reminding the boss that it was time to stock up.
At that time, the proprietress happened to finish typing the purchase order on the computer, and then went to the toilet. After hearing Gu Xiaoyu's reminder, she told him to put on the condom too.
Gu Xiaoyu swiftly marked a bunch of condoms in front of the computer, and came in various sizes.
In the end, the proprietress didn't take a closer look and called someone to buy it.
As a result, a bunch of condoms came. The most irritating thing was that Gu Xiaoyu added a 0 to the oversized condom of the Zidie brand, making it 100 sets.
This brand has always used European size as its selling point. It is a well-known giant/root condom, which is really not used by ordinary men, not to mention the extra-large size.
Now, the proprietress had no way to protect him, and soon let him pack up and leave.
But Gu Xiaoyu still has a conscience, and bought those oversized condoms with his own savings, as he wanted to make up for the loss caused by his mistake.
It should be clear to everyone here.
Oh, you ask me, why did Gu Xiaoyu buy all the extra-large condoms, and I still stay in this supermarket to sell them
the reason is simple.
I was missed! ! !
My tmd was missed! !
The other 99 good brothers of the same style of mine were all taken home by Gu Xiaoyu, leaving me alone in the supermarket.
As for why I know so well about Gu Xiaoyu, it's because—in fact, I am Gu Xiaoyu himself.