Surprised or not, surprised or not
In short, the condom is me, and so is Gu Xiaoyu.
That day, after I brought 99 boxes of condoms back to the rented apartment, I was as tired as a dog and fell asleep in seconds.
But after I fell asleep, my consciousness was still there, in the condom counter next to the checkout counter in the supermarket.
It's amazing, right
When I was sure it wasn't a dream, it was already the second night.
Because of the weird event that happened on the first day, of course I thought I was dreaming, that I would be fine when I woke up.
But things are not as simple as I thought. Once I fall asleep, I really become that oversized condom that I left out, lying in the huge supermarket.
Just when I was panicking and panicking about this, an emotionless system sound rang in my mind, he said a lot of things, and it made me feel sleepy, but no matter how sleepy I was Can't sleep, can only stay sleepy in my heart.
The general idea of the system is: This phenomenon happened because I was too careless, so in order to punish me, it turned me into a condom after falling asleep.
Hey, what kind of weird punishment is this? !
And the way to get rid of this weird thing is that someone can buy this oversized condom, use it up, and then I'll be fine and I won't have to turn into a condom.
The system also reminds me that I can't buy and use it myself, and I can't let others buy it on my behalf. It must be bought and used up naturally to be effective.
After listening to it, I only had four words in my head, kill me!
Although everyone may think that it will only become a condom after falling asleep anyway, and it will not affect your daily life, just look at it.
But if you think about it, after I turned into a condom, I couldn't fall asleep. I spent more than seven hours a day in a place with no mobile phone, no internet, and no entertainment. The pain of loneliness is really unbearable.
If it were you, would you take it? !
So I started praying day after day, come on someone, buy me quickly, and use me to the fullest!
Finally, God heard my call, and the day seemed to come.
It was the third month after I turned into condoms, and I went to bed early that day because I had to get up early the next day.
Although I would wake up in a condom after falling asleep, my body really enjoyed a good night's sleep, and I woke up feeling better every day.
After the day turned into condoms, it was 8:50 in the evening, and the supermarket was as lively as ever.
And at this moment, there is a shy boy standing in front of me. He looks about my age. He is staring at our little deer eyes and silently looking at our condoms. His eyes are full of love for us. full of curiosity.
Suddenly, the deer-eyed man stretched out his hand and squeezed me, it felt like pinching my face, and then the deer-eyed man picked me up and took a closer look.
I was shocked then! The kind of shock that belongs to the pupil earthquake!
This guy doesn't look taller than me, but does he actually use such a big condom
Are all male college students now so secretive? !
But obviously, the next move of the deer-eyed man put the shock on the bottom of my feet.
Because the deer-eyed man also had a pupil-quake expression, he saw the word "oversized" that was gilded on me, as if he had seen something ashamed, he immediately put me back as if he was hot, and quickly slipped away. go, flee the scene
What is this guy doing? Don't touch it if you don't buy it.
Isn't it a hooligan to touch it or not to buy it
But somehow, I was still relieved, because if the deer-eyed man could use an oversized condom, it wouldn't be too shameful for me, who was taller and stronger than him, it's a piece from a man, it's useless of vanity.
Just when I fell into the atmosphere of thinking, and before I could get out of my mind, my vision changed dramatically.
I saw a man in a suit picked me up, threw it at the cashier, and then scanned the code to check out in one go.
It was so fast that I didn't even know what was going on, I was put into the yellow transparent packaging bag in the supermarket, and then I was taken away by the man.
"Ah this, this, this, am I really being bought?!"
I can't believe it, doesn't that mean my best days are coming.
The man walked in a hurry, I felt like I was being turned upside down, is it because I was in a hurry to go home and have sex/love with my lover? !
Young people these days are so wild.
It was just too sudden, I didn't even take a good look at this person's appearance. People who can use extra-large condoms must be very burly.
So I tried to focus on the man, and suddenly I saw a face I knew.
This person is actually Lou Shumo, the president of our Human Research Society.