It's really important, it's about my life!
Lou Shumo replied meaningfully: "Oh..."
I suddenly panic even more, you oh just oh, why do you keep the sound longer? What does it mean!
"That's weird. After you appeared, the condom I was using before disappeared. Why is that?" Lou Shumo suddenly muttered to himself in a low voice, and after speaking, he was suspicious. looked at me.
Guilt, I pretended not to hear or see.
However, I really don't know where that condom went!
It's not always in my house, is it? !
Because of my silence, Lou Shumo did not continue this topic, and instead asked me: "Xiaoyu, what I did to you just now..."
"Senior, I know that you were just insane, I won't take it seriously, don't worry, I will forget it tomorrow, that's all, please lend me my clothes, I'm going back!" This time I spoke so fluently , because I just figured out how to reply to this question, and I must not let Lou Shumo have any chance to take responsibility for me.
"..." Lou Shumo looked helpless with me, and then he said helplessly: "Okay, listen to you."
When I put on Lou Shumo's clothes and was about to leave, Lou Shumo suddenly said to me: "By the way, Xiaoyu, I will use the rest of the condoms." After saying that, he smiled inexplicably. smiled.
What the hell was he laughing at, I kept thinking about it when I got home, but I couldn't think of an answer.
Having a headache, I changed into Shumo's clothes and wanted to threw myself on the bed and continue to sleep.
Unexpectedly, I saw Lou Shumo's half-used condom on the bed. It was already stained with some body fluids, and there was a hole in it. Damn, Lou Shumo is really ruthless. Fortunately, he didn't stab me. , but teleported over, otherwise my little life would not be preserved.
I really want to use up the remaining six condoms now, I really don't want to experience any more surprises!
Lou Shumo has been developing very fast with his crush recently, not only kissing but also seeing the person's whole body completely.
However, Lou Shumo always felt that something was wrong with his crush recently. And it all seemed to start with the box of condoms he bought from Lucky Mart.
Lou Shumo had just finished working on the APP that day, when he thought that a research task initiated by a user had not been done. He went to the nearby lucky supermarket and bought the largest box of condoms. The moment he paid the money and walked out of the supermarket door, Suddenly, an emotionless voice sounded in my mind, and I only heard him say: "Congratulations, you have successfully matched, this is an unusual box of condoms, please enjoy it."
Lou Shumo disapproved after hearing this, thinking that the hallucinations that had plagued him for many years had reappeared.
This hallucination originated from a serious illness that Lou Shumo had when he was a child. After the illness, he would hear the voices of the things around him, as if they had souls. At first, even when he was young, Lou Shumo did not believe this kind of voice. Bizarre thing.
But since a certain class, Lou Shumo heard the ceiling fan in the front row say: "I'm dying, I can't do it..." After that, the ceiling fan fell from above without warning. Fortunately, the teacher at the time The quick response pushed the students away without causing any casualties.
And because of this accident, Lou Shumo believed that he could really hear the voices of these things.
At first, he told his parents about it, but the two couples who had always been optimists disagreed, thinking that the child was joking. When Lou Shumo mentioned it again when he was older, he took him to see a lot of psychiatrists, but to no avail.
Later, in order not to worry his parents, Lou Shumo said he would no longer hear the phantom sound. After seeing his parents feel relieved, he was still immersed in the torture of hearing things.
In fact, these things are not talking all the time. Usually the things in his bedroom are quite quiet like his character, except when lying on the bed, the bed will say: "It's so heavy.", when wearing shoes, shoes Will say: "Take it easy baby~", when looking in the mirror, the mirror will say: "So handsome." Wait, at other times as long as you stay there quietly, you can enjoy rare peace.
However, it is different outside. For example, when watching a movie, basically every chair will talk there, discussing the gossip of the humans sitting on them, making Lou Shumo so noisy that he can't watch the movie seriously.
Therefore, Lou Shumo does not love places with many people. Because of this problem, he gradually becomes very autistic, has no friends, and is alone.