I was frightened.
I think Lou Shumo is indeed qualified to buy extra-large condoms, because he has not yet had an erection, but it is already huge enough, and it is enough to have an erection.
But the good news is that I can sell the remaining 99 boxes of condoms in my house to him, so that I won't waste money in vain, and Lou Shumo can also enjoy a good sex life. Isn't this killing two birds with one stone
However, having said that, Lou Shumo's... er, the chickens are really majestic, thick and long, and the eggs are big and round, but I don't think I have used them much, the color is still relatively green, the key point is one Word: Big, really big.
Wait, how did I start giving opinions like a dick expert.
On the other side, Lou Shumo, this stinky hooligan, touched my body all over, and then started to pinch my mouth, and was about to slap on his still erect cock!
Damn brother! Don't you usually put on a cover when it's hard? What are you doing here
But how could Lou Shumo hear my little complaint about the condom
After he straightened his cock, he pressed me on his cock.
"Fuck, light, light! Too, too big!" I felt as if something had been stuffed in my mouth, and it was so full that it seemed to burst my mouth.
And I can still taste the taste of his chicken...
Eh, how do you say this taste, I have never tasted this stuff from others, so it is not easy to compare.
The important thing is that this is just a chicken that doesn't have an erection. If it does, it's fine. I won't be stabbed to death directly! Didn't the system say before that it would be life-threatening? !
After Lou Shumo set me up, he didn't continue to move, and the big thing didn't seem to have any ups and downs, which made me wonder if our president was not good at that.
At this moment, Lou Shumo stood up directly around me, walked to the computer desk, sat on the computer chair, and then turned on the computer with one button.
Just as I was in my head, I saw him open a folder titled "Research Report on First Condom Use."
Then Lou Shumo began to type on the keyboard: "When you don't have an erection, it feels obvious to wear it directly. I bought an ultra-thin model, but no matter how thin it is, it will still make people feel uncomfortable..."
Damn, you actually said that I made him feel uncomfortable, it's not that your stuff is too big!
However, when I saw this, I started to realize it.
It turned out that Lou Shumo bought the set purely because there were users in the APP who challenged us to the task last week.
The APP developed by our community is called "Accommodating Any Request". It is an APP developed by various research-focused groups and curious users across the country.
As the name implies, the user initiates a research task, we researchers take over the task and start the research, and finally publish the research report under the task page, which can be referenced by the public.
Users and researchers are generally anonymous nicknames to protect everyone's privacy.
At present, the On Demand APP has gathered more than 10,000 researchers and nearly one million users, and it is already a new popular APP.
And recently, a famous user posted a strange quest, which caused a little commotion and became a trending topic.
The task is - what does it feel like to wear a condom? Can our researchers answer this? I am really curious! In particular, the researcher with the nickname [Qionglou Yuyu] should answer the goose group one zero eight five four yo eight four eight!
In fact, he is not the first to make such an obvious ridicule of the researcher's task.
The research reports replied by some researchers are too brilliant, which will arouse users' pursuit, which is like chasing stars.
And this researcher nicknamed Qionglou Yuyu is the most famous god-level researcher in the app.
Its various research reports are exquisite and unforgettable at a glance, and people who teach them directly praised them one after another.
His research reports have been republished on various websites, and the contents of the reports have even been featured on regular news programs.
And because the APP protects the privacy of researchers, there is only one piece of information about [Qionglou Yuyu] that everyone found, he is a man.
Others are largely elusive.
Because of this, many people download the app because of its fame.
At present, the mission has been launched for a week, and many researchers have also taken up the mission and made reports, but the researcher [Qionglou Yuyu] has not yet taken up this mission, which really whetted everyone's appetite.
In summary.
Lou Shumo bought a set not for that kind of thing at all, but for research. As expected of the president, I misunderstood you before!
At this moment, the image of the president in my heart has grown a lot taller.
However, Lou Shumo has not revealed what his anonymous nickname is, so he is suddenly curious.
I thought about this question for a long time, and without being pulled back to reality by the beautiful bgm from above, Lou Shumo should be watching the video.
But I didn't have to look to guess what he was looking at, because at the moment his thing was shaking and standing upright.
Lou Shumo has written a report on the state of not having an erection. At this moment, he should experience the feeling of having an erection, so he must be watching AV for fun.
Hehehe, when I think of the usual serious president watching AV jerking off at the moment, I feel like I'm breaking through the star scandal, just watching the fun.
However, I am still curious about what kind of AV Lou Shumo is watching, and why he is so excited.
So, I used my magic condom view, turned the lens up, and finally saw the video playing on the computer screen.
Hey, don't say, the actor in the video really looks like me.
Hey, no, take a closer look, the person in the video is clearly me!