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Chapter 45: Extra

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System Jun's first person

Ah, finally it's my turn to live stream.

That's right, I'm the famous and mysterious System Monarch in your mouth.

Actually, my story is very simple.

Before I became a system lord, I was rescued once by Lou Shumo, who could hear the sound of things, so in order to help this sultry man catch his sweetheart, I began to think about how to create opportunities for them. .

It happened that day Gu Xiaoyu made a part-time mistake and was fired, so I put a little "magic" on Gu Xiaoyu, making him fall asleep and turn it into a condom.

Oh, I'm a little nasty.

Why this is just a matter of consideration, because I looked at the size of this condom, and it was tailor-made for Lou Shumo, so I wouldn't let him wear it.

So, I went to the obligatory website to send out the task of researching condoms, and pointed Lou Shumo to research, so that there was a reason for him to buy a condom. I cast some magic from it, and let him buy Gu Xiaoyu brand condoms accurately. .

In this way, the wonderful fate of the two of them began.

[Answering questions from the audience in the live broadcast room]

Audience 1: May I ask the lovely system-kun, what were you before you became a system-kun

Me: Sorry, I have nothing to say in order to keep it secret.

Audience 2: Mr. System, why do I feel like you have a crush on Lou Shumo, your tone is full of pampering!

Me: Are you kidding me? Lou Shumo is not my type, but Lu Na's is my favorite.

Audience 3: Who is Lu Na