I Am Average and Unremarkable

Chapter 19: Learned very well (catching bugs)

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"Why is it you?" The chubby white cat took a few steps back and shrank under the corner of the table, with only half of its head showing.

"Are you surprised to see me? Are you surprised to see me?" Jiu Hui lifted the quilt and sat at the table. She held her chin with one hand and waved to the little fat cat: "Why are you hiding so far away? Come here."

The little fat cat looked at her warily: "Before I escaped, I specifically asked around. The people who live here are all from small sects. Why are you living here?"

"Isn't this a coincidence? I am a disciple of a small sect." Jiu Hui poured two cups of tea, one for herself and pushed the other aside, raising her eyebrows at the kitten.

"Why did you join a small sect? To be a spy?" The fat cat reluctantly jumped onto the table and licked a sip of tea: "Pah!"

Why do humans like to drink this kind of thing? It’s a disgusting habit for tigers.

"I'm just going out to seek a master to learn skills. Don't be so full of conspiracies and tricks." Jiu Hui moved the cup away with disdain to prevent the other party's saliva from splashing into her cup: "What's wrong with a small sect? My fellow disciples are all talented, and the feng shui of the sect is also good for people, especially for me. What about you, why were you captured by Jiutian Sect?"

Bai Qi didn't believe a word Jiu Hui said. Back then, it just stole a chicken leg from her, and she pinned it to the ground and broke one of its legs. It took half a year to heal. When he recovered from his leg injury and went out of the mountain, he found that people all over the mountain were saying that it bullied a few-year-old child, which made it lose face.

"How could Mr. Tiger be captured? I was deceived by a vixen!" Bai Qi was furious when he mentioned this matter: "He told me he had found a good way out and would take me with him to enjoy the good life, but I didn't expect that he tricked me into being someone's mount. How could I, the overlord of the tiger world, endure such humiliation?!"

"Oh, so you took advantage of the fact that the disciples of Jiutian Sect were busy investigating the members of the Demon Sect, secretly turned into a kitten and escaped from the Beast Garden, then sneaked into the small sect and had someone take you away?" Jiu Hui stretched out her hand and pinched the fat on his belly: "You've gained quite a lot of weight."

It was rumored that Qiongqi was a vicious evil spirit who would not listen to good words, but only to bad words. She didn't know if this stupid cat had Qiongqi blood, but the habit of listening to bad words was somewhat Qiongqi's legacy.

"I, that was just a temporary solution." Bai Qi kicked his hind legs and struggled for a while. After struggling to no avail, he flattened himself into a cat pancake and said with despair: "Little witch, don't go too far!"

"Oh?" Jiuhui rubbed its cat head without any fear.

"Aren't you afraid that I will tell others that you are not a human but a monster?" Bai Qi could no longer bear it: "At worst, we will die together."

"Who wants to die together with a mixed-blood tiger like you?" Jiu Hui flicked her finger and Bai Qi rolled on the table.

"How about you guess, if I shout out that there is a monster now, what will happen to you?" Jiu Hui washed her hands with the water-drawing technique and wiped her fingertips slowly: "I'm asking the sect I worshipped at Xiantai. The sect's jade jade has tested my qualifications. If you say I'm a monster, who will believe me?"

"It's just a monster. It was discovered by the sect disciples when it was escaping, and it wanted to frame innocent disciples." Jiu Hui smiled and pulled its ears: "Am I right, little white cat?"

Bai Qi was so scared that his ears stood up. He scratched the table with his claws: "Tell me, what do you want in exchange for me..." He glanced at Jiu Hui and swallowed his anger and changed his name: "What do you want in exchange for me to leave?"

Jiu Hui smiled but said nothing.

"At worst, I can make a pact with you and be your mount." Bai Qi felt that he had endured humiliation to the extreme: "Being your mount is better than being a mount for others, but you have to provide food and accommodation, and I have to have meat for every meal."

"Make a contract?" Jiu Hui rubbed Bai Qi's head hard twice. "The contract requires two drops of my heart's blood. It seems to imprison you, but it is actually not safe for me. What if one day you would rather risk your life and use those two drops of heart's blood to plot against me? Then I will lose more than I gain. We are all decent demons. Don't fool me with things that human cultivators don't know."

"You devil, how come you are more suspicious than humans? What devil would risk his life to make a pact with you and work like a slave just to plot against you?" Bai Qi was a little discouraged when he saw Jiu Hui was not convinced. "Tell me, what will it take for you to help me?"

"Just stay here and watch my mood." Jiu Hui took out a pill from the storage ring and stuffed it into Bai Qi's mouth.

The pill melted in his mouth, and Bai Qi screamed: "What did you give me to eat?!"

"Poison." Seeing Bai Qi stretching out his claws to scratch his throat frantically, Jiu Hui held down his claws and said, "Alright, what I'm giving you is the Demon Transformation Pill, which will help you cover up your demonic aura. This medicine sells for 20,000 spirit stones per pill in the demon world, but since I broke your leg that year, I'll give you a discount and put 18,000 spirit stones on your account."

Bai Qi: “…”

If it wasn't so poor that it couldn't even afford food, how could it have been tricked by a fox spirit into becoming someone's mount

Eighteen thousand

It would be better to take its life!

His eyes rolled and he said, "Okay, I'll return it to you after I escape safely."

Anyway, he is a monster, not a gentleman, and he doesn't care about paying back debts!

"Just sleep well and don't make any noise to disturb me, otherwise I'll make tiger bone soup out of you." Jiu Hui threw a quilt to Bai Qi and lay back on the bed.

Bai Qi struggled to get out of the quilt, glanced at Jiu Hui who was already lying in the quilt, and gritted his teeth fiercely. When Jiu Hui turned over, he quickly lowered his head back and closed his eyes.

To be a tiger, you must be able to bend and stretch, only then can you accomplish great things.

It licked its tongue. This little demon girl is really rich. She can even come up with something as rare as the Demon-Transforming Pill. If it...

"Bang." A small stone hit its forehead.

"Go to sleep now, and don't let your mind wander. If you keep thinking about it, I'll stew you."

Bai Qi: “…”

Bah, I knew this witch was not a good thing. I could break its legs at the age of five and take its life at the age of eighteen!

The sky was bright, and everyone in the Nine Heavens Sect was in a joyful mood, as if no one was affected by the infiltration of the demon sect. As for the loss of a demon beast in the Hundred Beasts Garden, it was even less likely to attract the attention of the guests.

Jiu Hui and Zhi You dressed up and were taken by Yu Jing to visit the elders at dawn. Although the elders of Jiu Tian Zong were not very enthusiastic towards them, they were very generous. After visiting them, Jiu Hui collected a lot of elixirs, spirit stones and magic tools.

"The celebration is about to begin. I'll visit them again when I have the chance." Yu Jing straightened her clothes and said, "You two must remember that respecting elders is a traditional virtue in our world of immortal cultivation." "Yes, disciple has made note of it." Jiu Hui touched her purse with satisfaction. She will come again next time.

"Let's go, it's time to go to the feast..." Yujing touched the hairpin beside her temples: "It's time to congratulate Master Yinji."

The three of them walked forward slowly. Zhiyou glanced at Jiuhui, but Jiuhui ignored him. After walking for a while, he glanced at Jiuhui again and said, "You didn't seem to talk to me today."

Jiu Hui crossed her arms and said, "You don't like to talk, what can I say to you?"

Zhiyou looked at her blankly.

"When the sect leaders came yesterday, you hid in the corner and didn't say a word." Jiu Hui pointed a finger and said, "As a fellow disciple, what were you doing when the leader of the Wanhuo Sect wrongly accused me?"

Zhiyou recalled seriously: "I was taking out the sword."

"Why did you take out your sword? Are you going to fight with the leader of the Wanhuo Sect?" Jiu Hui was disappointed: "Can you beat him? In front of everyone, when we are right and can't beat him, we should just talk instead of fighting, and resolutely not suffer any loss, do you understand?"

Zhiyou didn’t quite understand, but he didn’t dare to say he didn’t understand, so he nodded blankly.

"I can tell at a glance that you don't understand. Didn't you ever quarrel with your friends when you were a child?" Jiu Hui sighed.

Zhiyou shook his head slowly, looked at Jiuhui seriously and explained: "I'm sorry, I have been locked up in a house in the mountains since I was born. I have never made any friends, and I don't know how to speak in front of many people. It's my fault."

Jiu Hui released her hands from around her chest, and patted Zhi You on the shoulder with an exceptionally gentle gesture: "It's okay, I'll teach you later. This is the snack I got from the East Kitchen of Jiu Tian Sect this morning, I'll give you half."

Zhiyou took a small step forward, a little closer to Jiuhui: "Yeah."

Yu Jing pretended not to know that the two disciples had a small quarrel and then reconciled. She pointed to a black tower in the distance and said, "That is the Demon Suppression Prison. I heard that it not only suppresses evil demons, but also suppresses a great demon who has practiced for ten thousand years. When you two are out and about, you must avoid this place."

The black tower stood quietly, surrounded by gray mist, and the copper bells hanging on the corners of the tower made sounds in the wind. The sound was not pleasant, but made the listeners feel depressed and fearful.

Jiu Hui stopped and looked at the tower, then retracted her gaze after a moment: "Why didn't they kill the monster, but imprisoned it in the tower? Isn't Jiu Tian Sect afraid that it will escape?"

"Perhaps some things are not something we don't want to do, but something we can't do." Yu Jing glanced around and lowered his voice and said, "There are rumors that this monster was tricked into the tower by Buting, and was not captured by the Jiutian Sect."

"I don't know if we can escape, but let's stay away." Yu Jing clasped her hands in front of her belly with a gentle smile on her face, "Good things won't happen to us, and bad things shouldn't come near us either."

Jiuhui nodded, and when Zhiyou saw her nod, he also nodded slightly.

The sect token on Yu Jing's waist lit up, and she turned to her two disciples and said, "City Lord Tao has something to invite you to, so I'll go over there first. You two can go to the banquet hall and wait for me."

Not long after Yu Jing left, Jiu Hui and Zhi You ran into the disciples of Shen Ji Sect head-on.

"I was wondering why you two looked so familiar. It turned out to be you two." The disciple of Shen Ji Sect looked them up from head to toe and said sarcastically, "You are dressed like ordinary people today. Did you take our spirit stones and have money to buy new clothes?"

"A small sect like this in a remote and poor village relies on begging to survive, doesn't it?" The sect's chief disciple was very resentful of Jiu Hui because her master slapped her in public: "You look pretty, why don't you call me brother and I will reward you with two spirit stones?"

After saying this, he pretended to reach out to grab Jiu Hui's sleeve, intending to humiliate or intimidate her.

This timid and crybaby little girl is the easiest to deal with.

However, the moment he stretched out his hand and the other party flew out, he was stunned.

The next moment, the pretty boy who was with the little girl also flew out.

The chief disciple of the sect: "..."

what happened

"Ah!" Jiuhui lay on the ground, screaming in pain.

"Ah—" Zhiyou followed with a slightly dull and calm cry.

Jiu Hui lay on the ground looking at him, her expression indescribable.

Good lesson, but don’t do it next time.

The author has something to say:

Jiu Hui: He pulled me!

Jiyou: He... touched me

Shen Ji Men's Senior Disciple: Huh?!

Tips for "I'm Ordinary": It is reported that a tiger demon in the mountains believed the lies of other demons about good food and good drinks, and was deceived into joining the sect as a mount. Once again, I would like to remind everyone to be vigilant and beware of fraud!

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Yingzi sauce is not cherry sauce [OK, cherry sauce] 1;

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: 69728609 [=3=], Xihu Guanren [Guanren~] 1;

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