I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 104: Drunk

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After sending Fang Gui away, Xi Ruoxuan felt a little hungry and it was time to have dinner. Xi Ruoxuan had dinner with Zhong Langyu every time, but today he was nowhere to be seen. A small school came to report that some generals would treat the commander to a drink tonight and let the queen eat first. Xi Ruoxuan couldn't help it. His husband was the top leader in Luo City. Some social activities were unavoidable. I would eat what I wanted. It would be more comfortable for me to eat by myself.

The life of ancient people was monotonous. After dinner, people started to prepare bath water, and there were no entertainment items at all. There is no way, now that I have traveled here, I have to adapt to this boring pace of life. It would be around eight o'clock in the evening when everything was done, which was a torment for the energetic Xi Ruoxuan. She had no choice but to light candles and start studying the martial arts secrets. Recently, Xi Ruoxuan's martial arts has improved a lot, especially in the internal strength and lightness skills, which have been qualitatively improved. In modern society, the emphasis is on external strength and skills. Here Xi Ruoxuan was exposed to internal strength techniques that are not available in modern society.

Just as Xiruoxuan was looking at it in fascination, Zhong Langyu came back. I saw him smelling of alcohol, shaking his body and touching his bed. The servants quickly supported him: "Oh! Your Majesty! Slow down! Why is Your Majesty so drunk today?"

Zhong Langyu waved his hand and said drunkenly: "Go, leave me alone. I am happy today and drank a few more drinks."

Xi Ruoxuan hated men drinking the most, especially the smell of alcohol that was unbearable. Zhong Langyu made a sound and lay on his back on the bed: "Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, are you there?"

Xiruo Xuanxin said you were blind, wasn't I right in front of you: "Did Yuyu call me?"

Zhong Langyu looked at Xiuxuan: "Xuanxuan, come here."

Xi Ruoxuan didn't know what he wanted to do, so he had to step forward slowly: "What do you want to do?"

Zhong Langyu suddenly grabbed Xi Ruoxuan's hand and cried uncontrollably. Xi Ruoxuan thought bad, this kid must have drunk too much. Drunk people behave in various ways, some are sleeping, some are singing, some are beating people, and some are talking nonsense. This guy should be more emotional and cry! Just cry if you cry! Men also need to cry and release some stress. Isn’t there a song that says: It’s not a sin for a man to cry. You need to relieve the pressure.

"Xuanxuan, I'm so sad."

Xi Ruoxuan nodded: "I understand." When dealing with drunkards, Xi Ruoxuan could only cater to him.

"Do you know why Yu Yu is sad?" Zhong Langyu said drunkenly.

Xiruoxuanxin said, you are sad because you are full. She thought so in her heart, but did not say so: "Xuanxuan doesn't know."

Zhong Langyu pursed his lips, as if he had been greatly wronged: "They, they all said that I can't have children and am not a man."

Xi Ruoxuan was so angry that he thought to himself who was so bold and dared to talk to the prince like this: "Yu Yu, tell me who said this, and I will go to him to settle the score."

Zhong Langyu shook his head: "Don't settle accounts with them. They all say that. They say you and I have been together for so long, why don't we have children? Is it me or you that has the problem?"

Xi Ruoxuan said in her heart that there was something wrong with her size. We didn’t even have sex, so what would be wrong if we gave birth to a child

"Okay, okay, don't worry so much, go to bed quickly!" The only way now is to coax the prince to sleep.

But Zhong Langyu didn't seem to be sleepy at all: "Xuanxuan, let's have a baby!"

Xi Ruoxuan thought that this was a big trouble. If this was normal, Xi Ruoxuan would have kicked him. But now that he is drunk, I can't get the bad reputation of bullying drunks. Besides, he is usually pretty good to me. For the sake of this affection, I will be merciful and deal with you!

"Yuyu, you are drunk, go to sleep quickly!"

"I won't sleep. If you don't have a baby with me, I won't sleep." Zhong Langyu looked at Xi Ruoxuan stubbornly.

Xiruo Xuanxin said that this was still troublesome: "It's okay if you don't want to sleep, let's just sit like this until dawn!"

Seeing that Xi Ruoxuan didn't respond, Zhong Langyu suddenly hugged Xi Ruoxuan and tried to push her down on the bed. Xiruo Legal rape. But I'm not ready yet, I can't let him succeed!

Xi Ruoxuan pushed Zhong Langyu away hard: "What are you doing? You hurt me."

Zhong Langyu didn't care about this and reached out to untie Xi Ruoxuan's clothes. Xi Ruoxuan became anxious. She stretched out her hands and hugged Zhong Langyu's head, slamming him back onto the bed. Xi Ruoxuan's grappling skills are quite first-rate. Not to mention Zhong Langyu who doesn't know martial arts, even ordinary generals may not be able to defeat this princess.

Zhong Langyu hit the bed hard and suddenly cried loudly: "Woo, wu, you are bullying me. You are already my princess, why don't you let me touch you?"

Xiruoxuan quickly covered his mouth: "Keep your voice down, you want everyone in the house to know!"

"If you know it, you know it. Is it wrong for me to be intimate with my princess?"

"Okay, okay, you're right. You've drunk too much now. Even if you want to be intimate, you have to wait until later, later!" Xi Ruoxuan could only use delaying tactics.

Unexpectedly, Zhong Langyu would not be fooled at all: "No, I will have a baby with you tonight, or I will yell everywhere, saying that you are not a woman and will make your husband a widow!"

Xi Ruoxuan was frightened and quickly covered Zhong Langyu's mouth: "Stop talking, okay, I promise you, if you have one, then you will have one!"

When Zhong Langyu heard this, he was immediately ecstatic: "Really? Are you serious?"

Xi Ruoxuan knew that the path of rejection was no longer feasible, so he had no choice but to save the country. She nodded: "Of course it's true, I like children too!"

Zhong Langyu was so happy that he hugged Xi Ruoxuan and tried to kiss him. Xi Ruoxuan pushed him away: "What are you doing? We are having a baby. Why are you kissing me on the mouth!"

Zhong Langyu was also a little confused, oh! You don’t want a prelude! Then you can come directly. Zhong Langyu reached out to help Xi Ruoxuan undress and untie him. Xi Ruoxuan wanted to kick him, but she held back. After all, he was my honorary husband, and I couldn't bear to be too violent to him. But even so, you can't sleep with me while drunk. You don't know that children born after drinking have low IQs! More importantly, I really can't accept you, at least not now.

Xiruoxuan pushed hard and said illogical words: "Why do you need to take off your clothes to give birth to a baby?"

Zhong Langyu was stunned: "It's through the clothes! That's fine, just open it a little so I can get in."

Xiruoxuan cursed in his heart, even though these drunkards were drunk, they knew everything. You know, I can pretend to be confused!

"Go in? Where are Yuyu going?"

Zhong Langyu was a little anxious: "I just go under you."

Xiruo kill him."

Zhong Langyu said in his heart that this is all going nowhere, I am still being bullied by you, I can be a bully and I can force the bow, but Zhong Langyu wants to use violence again. Xiruo .”

When Zhong Langyu heard this, he was very angry, and used this to prevaricate me again. I will not be fooled today: "Xuanxuan, go and pull it quickly, and we will continue after pulling it."

Xi Ruoxuan broke away from Zhong Langyu's arms and ran into the toilet. The ancient toilet was located in the bedroom for convenience at night. Xi Ruoxuan hid inside and thought of a way to escape.