I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 110: Spring appears

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Altar Master Zhao began to interrogate: "Who sent you here?"

Xi Ruoxuan thought to himself, I'd better give Zhong Langyu away! They probably wouldn't believe the others either. But it doesn’t matter. No matter how awesome your Qiankun Sect is, you don’t dare to make a big show of settling accounts with the Generalissimo Zhennan. Besides, the relationship between us and you has already been forged. It doesn’t matter whether we recruit you or not. Ugly wives always have to meet their parents-in-law. , if you want to occupy Luo City, there will always be a day when we meet with swords.

"I was sent by Zhennan Grand Marshal Zhong Langyu to spy on the news." Xi Ruoxuan said cruelly.

There was no trace of surprise on Zhao Tanzhu's face: "As expected by our leader, your husband was also sent by Zhong Langyu?"

"No, no, this has nothing to do with him. In order to protect my identity, I asked my husband to come with me." Xi Ruoxuan also tried his best to excuse He Jingyan for some reason.

Altar Leader Zhao nodded: "A few days ago, our Qiankun Cult members gave you an ultimatum. You are not going to cooperate, are you?"

Xi Ruoxuan shook his head: "This Altar Master, I am just a little spy. How can I know what the commander wants!"

Zhao Tanzhu thought for a moment: "Okay! Let her draw the seal."

A clerk-like person took a piece of paper, and Xi Ruoxuan signed her name without even looking at it. When Zhao Tanzhu saw that the matter was done, he turned to leave. Xi Ruoxuan became anxious: "Hey! Why don't you keep your words?"

Altar Leader Zhao thought for a moment, then waved his hand: "Let them go."

Several believers came to help and opened the door. Xi Ruoxuan immediately ran to the next door and saw He Jingyan lying on the ground, with blood marks left by the whip everywhere on his body.

"Master, Master, how are you? It doesn't matter!" Xi Ruoxuan almost cried.

He Jingyan struggled to get up: "It's okay, Xiaosheng. These beasts are so outrageous. How could they wrongly accuse good people like this!"

Xi Ruoxuan nodded: "Yeah! These bastards, sooner or later I want them to look good. Can you leave now?"

He Jingyan stood up and took two unsteady steps: "I'm fine."

Xiruoxuan said happily: "Let's go! Let's get out of this damn place." Xiruoxuan said and helped He Jingyan out of the cave. A guard at the entrance of the cave said sternly: "You go all the way down the mountain along this road. If you wander around again, our altar master has said that you will be executed immediately."

Xi Ruoxuan glared at the man fiercely: "We will leave, you think we love here."

He Jingyan said feebly: "Nvxia, let's go, don't talk to them anymore."

Xi Ruoxuan nodded and helped He Jingyan walk down the mountain.

When they arrived at the foot of the mountain, Xi Ruoxuan was dumbfounded. The horse he tied by the tree was missing. Damn, who is so wicked as to dare to take the sheep? Without the horse, Xi Ruoxuan had no choice but to rely on his feet to walk to Luo City with He Jingyan.

Yuluo Mountain is a long way from Luo City. If you ride a horse, it's not very far, but walking will take a lot of effort. Xi Ruoxuan and He Jingyan walked together and rested together. By noon, there was still no trace of Luocheng.

Xiruoxuan was hungry first. She looked at the shop in front of her and said, "Sir, let's go eat something!"

He Jingyan touched his pocket and smiled sheepishly: "Xia Xia, Xiaosheng's packages fell on the mountain, and there is no money left on him. Look -"

Only then did Xi Ruoxuan realize that he was penniless. What should he do? Xi Ruoxuan grabbed the gold hairpin in his hair: "Yes, I'll trade this with the boss for some food!"

He Jingyan shook his head: "How is this possible, Heroine, this must be your favorite thing, how can you replace it!"

"What should I do? I'm really hungry now."

He Jingyan thought for a while: "How about I use the clothes I have on me to exchange for it!"

Xi Ruoxuanxin said that the tattered clothes you were wearing were not elegant to begin with. After being whipped, many places were torn apart. Who would want such clothes!

"Sir, why are you doing this? You changed your clothes. What are you wearing?" Xi Ruoxuan was trying to give He Jingyan some face and didn't say anything.

Who would have thought that He Jingyan was also a stubborn person? He was probably thinking that this was the first time he was traveling with the heroine, and no matter how humble he was, he had to treat himself, so there was no reason for her to pay for it.

When He Jingyan told the shop owner his purpose, he couldn't help but shake his head. It stands to reason that one piece of clothing is enough for two people to have a full meal, but this clothing is too torn and has traces of blood on it: "No, no, I don't want this clothing."

He Jingyan was stupid, no! What to do! I really don’t have any money with me: “Boss, why don’t I give you a credit first? I’ll guarantee my character and I’ll send you the money tomorrow.”

The boss shook his head: "There are a lot of scams these days. Although the young master doesn't seem like that kind of person, he is a small shop and does not accept credit."

He Jingyan was really at his wits' end. He looked at Xi Ruoxuan from a distance with an expectant look on his face, as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. Suddenly, he had an idea: "Hey! Boss, can I have this underwear?" He Jingyan thought to himself, although my underwear is not valuable, it is still enough to exchange for some food.

The boss nodded and motioned for He Jingyan to untie his robe. The boss looked at it carefully and shook his head: "Sir! It's not that you are unreasonable, your underwear is also torn. You better leave!"

He Jingyan was really anxious: "Boss, I can just change it to a bowl of noodles!"

The boss shook his head: "It's not a matter of one bowl or two bowls. If your clothes are good, it's no problem to exchange them for five bowls, but... Hey! Your underwear is good, why don't you use your underwear to exchange it!" This may be far away. In ancient times, cotton products were more valuable. If it were changed now, underwear would be thrown on the side of the road and no one would care.

This time He Jingyan was in a dilemma, these were underwear! If I had been replaced, I would have run naked. Although I was covered by a robe, it would inevitably be disturbed by wind and grass. If a strong wind blew, I would be in full bloom!

Seeing his hesitation, the boss waved his hand: "Will you change it or not? If not, leave immediately. Don't affect my business."

He Jingyan may have risked his life: "Boss, I'll change, I'll change." He Jingyan said and took off his underwear through his gown.

The boss was really disgusting. He even took the underwear in his hand, touched it and smelled it: "Just two bowls of noodles!"

He Jingyan nodded: "Two bowls are just two bowls. Please hurry up, boss. I'm really hungry."

The boss put away his underwear and went inside to make noodles.

He Jingyan then slowly walked up to Xi Ruoxuan and said, "Okay, we'll have the meeting soon."

Xiruoxuan saw it really just now. Mr. He used his underwear in exchange for face. This was so touching. A man who is willing to give up his underwear for me has true feelings for me! oh! Mr. He, you are so great.

Seeing Xi Ruoxuan's strange expression, He Jingyan explained: "Oh! The boss and I are acquaintances. Let's get the credit first, and I'll pay back the money tomorrow."

When Xi Ruoxuan heard this, he was immediately moved by half of it. Why did you lie to me? What I hate most is men who lie. Although the lie is a white lie, a white lie is also a lie.

"Are you really familiar with the boss?" Xi Ruoxuan asked.

He Jingyan nodded sheepishly: "Yes! Yes!"

"Then you can add two more bowls of noodles. I'm really hungry now. I'm afraid one bowl won't be enough." Xi Ruoxuanxin said, if you lie to me, you don't know that if you tell a lie, you have to use a hundred lies. cover up.

He Jingyan was really embarrassed: "This, this, is a little familiar, but not very familiar, so I can't give you that much on credit."

Xi Ruoxuan rolled his eyes at him and spared you for the sake of offering your pants to me.

The boss quickly prepared the noodles: "Boy, please use it slowly!"

But can they use it slowly? They haven't eaten breakfast or lunch, and their foreheads are almost touching their backs. The two of them wiped out the two bowls of noodles in a "whistle". Xi Ruoxuan even licked the bottom of the bowl with unsatisfied intentions, wanting to have another bowl.

He Jingyan quickly stood up, because he had nothing valuable to change on him. Even if the boss wanted to change my clothes at this time, I couldn't agree: "Xia Xia, I'm full, let's go!"

Xi Ruoxuan did not embarrass him, stood up and continued on his way. If this man has food in his belly, he can walk quickly. He Jingyan strode forward, but he forgot that his outer robe was torn, and what was even worse was that there was a vacuum inside him. When Xi Ruoxuan looked from the back to the front, he saw two slits on He Jingyan's buttocks. The white flesh swayed from side to side as the clothes moved, turning white and black. Xi Ruoxuan was very puzzled. Aren't all butts white? How could they be black? She thought for a long time before she figured it out, oh! I know, maybe the light shines through the gap and shines on the buttocks. whee! This guy's skin was really fair, and she couldn't help but have the urge to step forward and molest him. However, Xi Ruoxuan still held back, I can't act recklessly, I am a girl, how can any girl molest a boy, forget it! I'd better wait for him to molest me! That's not right. Why should I let him molest me? Even though he treats me well, if I really want to marry him, he will have to work harder. At least he must get rid of this habit of lying.

In order not to embarrass He Jingyan too much, Xi Ruoxuan reminded him, "Master, don't you think it's too cool now?"

He Jingyan nodded and echoed: "Yes, yes, everyone suffers from the heat. I love the long summer."

Xiruo Xuanxin said that you are still dragging you here after you have had your first moment of love, so I will remind him again. Xi Ruoxuan also recited: "Light-colored skirt of the same color, with two eyes on the back facing the sun!"

He Jingyan was stunned for a moment, then turned his robe away. He Jingyan's face turned red with embarrassment. He hesitated and said: "Ashamed, ashamed. Just now on the mountain, those *** actually stole Xiaosheng's underwear. Ashamed, ashamed."

Xiruoxuan turned his face to the sky and smiled: "I didn't see it, I didn't see anything."

He Jingyan didn't say much. He grabbed the robe with his hands and tried to keep the hole as far away from his buttocks as possible. Then he swayed and continued to move forward. Xiruo