I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 141: makeup

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When Xi Ruoxuan saw that he was about to suffer a loss, he immediately pulled off the jade pendant on his chest: "Look carefully, this is a jade pendant that only the royal family has. If you are not afraid of death, just come!"

When the officials took a look, they saw that there was indeed a dragon engraved on it. They all stayed on the spot, not knowing what to do. Wang Yandong was furious, stood up and roared: "You useless guys, do you all want to go home and hold your children? If you don't do anything, don't come tomorrow!"

Before Xiruo Kill you!" Xi Ruoxuan picked up the Futai seal on the table and was about to smash it on Wang Yandong's head.

"Wait a minute!" Su Shaokai shouted loudly to stop Xi Ruoxuan.

"Like this kind of dog officer who kills one or the other, I, Xiruoxuan, will do it for the people today." After Xiruoxuan finished speaking, he hit Wang Yandong on the head, and only heard a "pop" sound, and Wang Yandong He was immediately beaten to a bloody head. The government officials panicked and gathered around to take Xi Ruoxuan. Xi Ruoxuan jumped onto the desk and swept his legs in an instant, causing the government officials to take a few steps back. Seeing that Xi Ruoxuan had some skills, the government officials waved their sticks and hit Xi Ruoxuan hard. After all, Xi Ruoxuan was born as a girl, so she seemed to be in a hurry when being besieged by several government officials. When Su Shaokai saw that the situation was not good, he picked up a big gun on the weapons rack and came to help. So what kind of skills did Su Shaokai have? He was considered a master of martial arts. How could these government officials resist him? Su Shaokai only had a few moves, and these government officials were defeated one after another. Su Shaokai pulled Xiruoxuan and said, "Quickly go!" Then he jumped up and disappeared at the door of Futai Yamen. The government officials wanted to chase him, but they didn't dare. There are two main reasons for this. One is that the woman just now has a special status, she may be the princess, and the other is that this man's methods are too powerful. Even if we catch up, we won't get beaten in the same way, so let's forget it! It's important to save Mr. Futai first.

Besides, Su Shaokai and Xi Ruoxuan fled Futai Yamen in a panic. They ran desperately for a while, and they stopped when they saw that there were no pursuers behind them. Su Shaokai kept looking back to see if anyone was following. After turning a few corners and seeing that they were no longer following, they sat down on the ground to catch their breath.

"What should we do now? The carriage is lost and the money is gone. Maybe we are wanted criminals again. What do you think we should do?" Xi Ruoxuan looked at Su Shaokai sadly.

Su Shaokai still looked around alertly: "What can we do now? The only solution now is to leave here as soon as possible. If Futai orders us wanted, then we will be in trouble."

"It's all my fault. I'm meddling in my own business and doing nothing wrong. I've become a wanted criminal. Kaikai, you must hate me to death."

Su Shaokai looked at Xi Ruoxuan lovingly: "Fool, how could Kaikai blame you? Kaikai also thinks there is something going on here. I still want to stay and investigate the matter thoroughly. What do you mean?" Su Shaokai said this completely. Just to cater to Xi Ruoxuan.

Seeing what Su Shaokai said, Xi Ruoxuan felt less guilty than before: "Is what you said true? Do you still want to investigate this matter thoroughly?"

Su Shaokai nodded: "It depends on what you mean. If you think it's not necessary, then we will leave here immediately. With our two skills, it is not easy for the government to catch us."

"What if you stay?"

"I knew that Xuanxuan couldn't bear to see the child die with hatred. What if he stayed?" Su Shaokai thought for a while, "Then we will start with this prefect. I firmly believe that this person seems to be related to this case. Otherwise, he would not Would be so eager to put us to death."

Xi Ruoxuan's eyes suddenly lit up: "I did see that middle-aged man in the government office last night. How about we sneak into the government office and look for him again?"

Su Shaokai thought for a while: "That's too dangerous. The dog officer was seriously injured by you just now. The government office must be heavily guarded. It's very risky for us to go in now. I think it's better to wait outside the government office. I don't believe it. That A middle-aged man will never come out!"

Xi Ruoxuan clapped his hands with joy: "Okay, okay, then we will ambush near the government office and wait for the middle-aged man."

A worried look suddenly appeared on Su Shaokai's face: "It's just that our luggage and carriage are all left in the government office. We are penniless now. If nothing else, we have trouble eating now."

"Hey! What's the problem? I still have a necklace, two earrings, and two hairpins on my body. If I exchange them for some money, I can last for a while!" Xi Ruoxuan said and was about to take it.

Su Shaokai quickly waved his hand: "How is this possible? How can I, a man, use a woman's money? No, no!"

"Here we go again!" Xi Ruoxuan said angrily, "You have also been in the world for a while, how come you are as pedantic as a scholar-bureaucrat? You can't spend women's money! Are these jewelry dirty? This is my father The dowry items are very clean."

Su Shaokai was a little embarrassed by Xi Ruoxuan: "Okay then! Let's pawn the jewelry first, and then redeem it when we have the money."

"That's right, take it!" Xi Ruoxuan said, putting these jewelry into Su Shaokai's hands. Su Shaokai stood up: "Let's go to the market farther away. It's too close to the government office and it's too dangerous."

Xi Ruoxuan thought it was reasonable and followed Su Shaokai forward. After changing the money, they ate two bowls of noodles at the inn with great fear. Why should they be so worried? They are really afraid that they will be discovered by the government, or that they are wanted somewhere. If this happens, it will be troublesome.

Xi Ruoxuan felt that this was not possible, so she bought some more paste, then cut off some of her hair with a sword and stuck it on Su Shaokai's mouth. Su Shaokai immediately changed from a handsome young man to a middle-aged man in his forties.

Su Shaokai admired Xi Ruoxuan's resourcefulness: "What about you? You also have to dress up."

"Of course." Xi Ruoxuan was already prepared. Not only did she dress up like a man, she also had a big pimple on her face. Su Shaokai couldn't help laughing.

Xi Ruoxuan was embarrassed by his smile: "What's wrong, is it ugly?"

"Not ugly, not ugly. My Xuanxuan is beautiful no matter how she dresses up. But, can you not dress up like this at night?"

"Why?"

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I wake up in the middle of the night and see you like this, I'm afraid!"

Xi Ruoxuan kicked him hard: "You still say I'm ugly."

Su Shaokai touched his sore right foot: "No way, I'm just afraid, I didn't say you were ugly."

"You still say that!" Xi Ruoxuan glared at Su Shaokai fiercely.

"Okay, I won't say it anymore. I won't say it anymore. What should we do next?"

Xiruoxuan thought for a while: "Go to the government office, I don't believe it. With us in this state, they will still come out to us!"

Su Shaokai nodded: "Let's go! At worst, we will be hunted down by them again."

"You are so unsure. When the time comes, you must not be sneaky, but must be fair and aboveboard, so that they will no longer doubt us." Xi Ruoxuan showed off the knowledge he had learned from the police academy.

"Yes, I will listen to you." After Su Shaokai said this, he glanced at Xi Ruoxuan. Xi Ruoxuan's funny behavior still made him laugh a little.

"dare you laugh!"

"Don't laugh, don't laugh." Su Shaokai said, turning around and secretly "puffing" a few times.

When I came to the door of the government office again, I saw that the door of the government office was tightly closed, and several government officials were patrolling around vigilantly. The dog officer must have been seriously injured just now, and he was in a panic inside.

Xiruoxuan walked over in a swaggering manner. Su Shaokai's heart was raised in his throat, thinking that this person was too bold and he just walked over. Fortunately, the government officials didn't pay attention to her at all. They just glanced at her briefly and continued patrolling. Su Shaokai then put his heart in his stomach. Xi Ruoxuan turned around and returned to Su Shaokai: "Look, how is my makeup skills?"

Su Shaokai quickly raised his hand: "I admire you, I admire you. Xuanxuan's makeup skills are superb, but don't go too far. If you go too far and come back, I'll be in trouble if I don't recognize you!"

"You talkative! Let's get down to business! Tell me, where are we hiding?"

Su Shaokai smiled and said: "What's the point of ambush? We can just sit here. They won't recognize us anyway."

"But we can't just sit around. We have to find something to do, otherwise they will become suspicious after a long time."

Su Shaokai thought about it, yes, we can do something: "Otherwise, I sit down and you help me catch lice!"

"You beggar! Are there any beggars so neatly dressed?" Xi Ruoxuan said angrily.

"Then what should we do? How about we sit down and listen to my story again." Su Shaokai really ran out of tricks and used this trick again.

"It's a story again, you treat me like a child!"

"Then what do you think we should do?" Su Shaokai passed the responsibility to Xi Ruoxuan.

Xi Ruoxuan thought for a moment: "How about we hide? Don't hang out under people's noses. Sooner or later they will become suspicious."

"This makes sense, okay! Let's stay away from them. If someone comes out of the house, we will make plans." Su Shaokai said and walked away.

Xi Ruoxuan took a few steps and said, "Wait for me! Do you think I'm ugly now? I can tell you, I will look like this when I get older. If you dislike me, you'd better leave as soon as possible to avoid regrets later!" "

Su Shaokai suddenly thought: "No way! Why will you look ugly when you get older!"

"Finally tell the truth, let's see if I don't beat you to death! Run! See where you run!" Xi Ruoxuan shouted while chasing. Su Shaokai ran for a while and then stopped quickly: "Stop making trouble, we still have business to do!"

Xi Ruoxuan glared at Su Shaokai fiercely: "I'll settle the score with you later!"

Therefore, the two spies lurked in a corner not far from the government office and observed the movement at the door of the government office. However, the door of the government office was quiet, and no one came in or out. Su Shaokai felt strange, what happened to them? The dog officer was smashed like that. They should also call the doctor. If he was smashed to death, there should be movement there, but why was there no sound at all.

At this moment, Xi Ruoxuan suddenly pointed his finger: "Kaikai, look, isn't this the middle-aged man who kidnapped the little boy yesterday?"

Su Shaokai took a closer look, and sure enough, he saw the middle-aged man leading an old man hurriedly towards the entrance of the government office. The old man also had a medicine box on his shoulders. He was probably a doctor.

Without thinking too much, Xi Ruoxuan rushed forward and caught the doctor.