After the old miracle doctor said these classic words, he went out, but he embarrassed the handsome man and the beautiful woman in the room. How could this old immortal be so dark, and even thought of using the listening room to deal with us? What should we do? Are we really? Do you want to perform the ceremony of husband and wife? no! no! This is absolutely not okay!
Xiruoxuan was Xiruoxuan after all. As soon as she rolled her eyes, she had an idea. She leaned next to Murong Xiaotian's ear and whispered: "Master, don't worry, the old gentleman's trick is not difficult to crack. He listens to the room and listens to him. When the time comes, we will blow out the candles and nothing will be visible in the room. Next, you are responsible for shaking the bed a little louder and making a little squeaking sound, and then it will be fooled."
Xi Ruoxuan is very experienced in these matters between men and women. When she was in modern society, she occasionally watched some movies from island countries, so these details did not trouble her. But Murong Xiaotian can't do it! He didn't understand what these affairs between men and women were about, so he asked innocently: "Why are you shaking the bed?"
Xiruo Xuanxin asked whether you really don't understand or you are pretending not to understand: "Oh! Doesn't that old guy want to listen to the house? If you don't make a sound, he will say that we are pretending to be married."
"What does this have to do with the rocking bed? Can't I rock the chair?"
Xi Ruoxuan was furious: "I tell you to shake it, just shake it, don't ask questions about this or that."
Murong Xiaotian didn't know what Xiruoxuan was up to, but he had a vague feeling that it had something to do with getting married. Even though Murong Xiaotian was a twenty-year-old boy, he still only had a vague understanding of the matter of couples. He didn't know it, so he had no choice but to listen to Xiruoxuan's instructions and shake the bed. Murong Xiaotian walked over and pulled the edge of the bed and shook it vigorously. The bed suddenly made a sound of "salad, salad".
"Hey! Can you be gentler? The bed will collapse with you."
"How much effort will it take?" Murong Xiaotian said aggrievedly.
Xi Ruoxuan walked to the bed angrily: "Get out of the way and let me demonstrate. It has to be like this, neither light nor heavy, rhythmic. Do you understand?"
"Oh! I understand." Murong Xiaotian started to shake the bed as if he didn't understand.
Xi Ruoxuan looked at it for a while: "You should make some noise! How can you just shake the bed!"
"Ah! I still need some sound! Okay then! Heyhou, Heihou, Heihou, Heihou..."
Xi Ruoxuan wanted to kick him over: "You are pulling a coal truck, shut up and watch me, oh, oh oh..." Xi Ruoxuan let out a burst of heavenly sounds, and Murong Xiaotian trembled, "Can you I can’t help but make this sound, I, I can’t stand it.”
"You know you can't stand it! This is getting married, you rookie!"
"What bird?" Murong Xiaotian didn't understand.
"I said you are a dullard and don't understand anything. Okay, go to sleep!"
"You don't want to shake the bed, is this okay?"
Xiruoxuan sat down on the bed: "Okay, that's enough, the wedding night is almost here, go to sleep!"
"What did you say? What happened so fast? Why can't I understand a word?"
"If you don't understand, don't listen. Go to sleep and don't attack me in the middle of the night. Do you hear me?"
Sneak attack, I have no enmity with you, why should I sneak attack you, hey! This bitch is talking too profoundly tonight, forget it! Better sleep! Murong Xiaotian fell asleep peacefully, but Xi Ruoxuan could not fall asleep. She had been thinking about one thing. This old miracle doctor is such a ghost. Will he ask me to get a bloody handkerchief tomorrow? If I can't get it out by then, all my efforts tonight will be in vain. never mind! I have to make another sacrifice tonight. Thinking of this, she got up secretly, took out a dagger and pricked her finger gently. I, Xi Ruoxuan, am really unlucky. I seem to have done this thing more than once, but why do I have to bleed myself every time? Why is it always me who gets hurt
Xiruoxuan has no answer, and she can't find the answer. Who makes her so fussy? If you can marry a man peacefully, you won't have so many troubles!
When he woke up the next day, Xiruoxuan found that Murong Xiaotian had already gotten up early. When Xiruoxuan saw that Murong Xiaotian was not there, he suddenly remembered one thing. This boy was stupid. If he met the old miracle doctor, and the old miracle doctor was such a ghost, it would be terrible if he asked him about it. Xi Ruoxuan hurriedly dressed up and ran out of the house. As expected, the old miracle doctor was talking freely with Murong Xiaotian. As for what they were talking about, Xi Ruoxuan was not very clear yet. Xi Ruoxuan rushed over and yelled at the old miracle doctor: "Good morning, old sir! Good morning!"
The old miracle doctor also chuckled: "Good morning, bride."
"What are you talking about so early?" Xi Ruoxuan asked tentatively.
The old miracle doctor chuckled: "It's nothing. I just want to ask Mr. Murong about what happened last night."
ah! Really ask! Then Murong Xiaotian won't tell the truth and help! He is a rookie! If he said that, we would be in trouble.
Seeing Xi Ruoxuan's nervous expression, the old miracle doctor said, "Hey! What's wrong with you? Why are you so unconscious?"
"No, no, I got married last night, so I was a little nervous."
"Ah! Are you still nervous now?" The old miracle doctor looked at Murong Xiaotian in surprise, "Did you bully her last night?"
"No!" Murong Xiaotian said calmly, "I just shook it last night..."
Xiruoxuan hurriedly covered Murong Xiaotian's mouth: "Old sir, it's indecent to say such things, it's indecent!"
The old miracle doctor laughed loudly: "You stupid girl, you are still afraid that I will listen to you."
"Then you heard everything last night?" Xi Ruoxuan asked carefully.
The old miracle doctor shook his head: "Oh! Last night, the old man also drank some wine and felt dizzy. Originally, the old man did not drink alcohol. He was so happy last night that he actually had a drink. It was this glass that made things worse. Last night, the old man was in trouble. I have a bad headache. I originally wanted to go to your place to listen, but then I didn’t go. It seems I have to go to listen tonight.”
After hearing this, Xiruoxuan sat down on the ground, oh my God! My hard work last night was in vain!
The old miracle doctor was startled: "Girl, what's wrong with you? If you don't like others listening to your room, tell me, why are you so scared?"
Xi Ruoxuan stood up slowly: "No, what I mean is that the listening room was all the night before, and it's already the next day. If you still go to listen, I'm afraid you won't hear anything!"
But the old miracle doctor shook his head: "You don't understand us men at first glance. How can a young man as vigorous as Mr. Murong be interrupted? You think so, Mr. Murong?"
Mr. Murong couldn't understand what he was saying at all, so he could only say vaguely: "Yes! Yes! No interruption, no interruption."
Xi Ruoxuan glared at him fiercely and said in his heart, "You don't understand, please stop talking nonsense!"
"Old sir, you are already quite old. You are still... right? I think we'll forget about it tonight." Naturally, Xi Ruoxuan didn't want to replay last night's nightmare. She just wanted the old miracle doctor to cure her as soon as possible. Su Shaokai's injury.
The old miracle doctor saw it: "Okay! For Master Murong's sake, I won't go tonight. Don't worry about Su Shaokai. The old man has given him the best medicine. He will be able to speak again in three days." Speak."
"Really, is he really that amazing?" Xi Ruoxuan sighed in surprise.
"Of course, otherwise how could this old man be called a miracle doctor of the previous generation? Not only that, in just one month, this kid will be able to stand up and walk." The old miracle doctor said proudly, stroking his snow-white beard.
Xi Ruoxuan was so happy that she completely forgot all about her previous worries. She pulled the old miracle doctor and kept shaking her: "You are so amazing, so powerful."
The old miracle doctor quickly let go of Xi Ruoxuan's hand: "Be gentle, be gentle, this old bone cannot withstand such shaking."
"What are you afraid of? It's falling apart. You can't heal it yourself!"
The old miracle doctor chuckled: "Haven't you heard that miracle doctors don't heal themselves? If the old man lies down, there will be no one to diagnose and treat the old man."
Xi Ruoxuan said mischievously: "What are you afraid of? Before you lie down, pass on your medical skills to me as soon as possible. Then I can treat the old gentleman."
The old miracle doctor shook his head: "You put it lightly. This medicine is so profound and profound that it cannot be learned overnight. If you really want to become my teacher, you will have to study for at least ten or twenty years before you can achieve success."
OMG! Over ten years? Still a little accomplished? I think it’s better to forget it, even if I learn it, I will become an old woman, I’d better have fun while I’m young!
After the old miracle doctor finished speaking, he picked up the baggage: "I'm going to leave first. The air here is really turbid, but the air in the mountains is better. Don't worry about the young master's health. He will get better. If there is any problem, you can still come. Look for me in that mountain col.”
Xi Ruoxuan tried his best to persuade him to stay: "Old sir, why are you leaving? Why don't you stay for a few more days?"
"No, I have to go back and tell Mr. Murong's mother that I have done a great thing for her."
Murong Xiaotian was shocked and hurriedly ran over and pulled the old miracle doctor: "No, no, old sir, you can't tell my mother, you can't tell her!"
"Why? Aren't you already married to this girl?" the old miracle doctor asked strangely.
"That's false..." Murong Xiaotian almost blurted out.
Xi Ruoxuan quickly took over the conversation: "That was a big happy event for the fake family. Master Murong said that we were going back to give Mother a big surprise. If you said so, wouldn't you spoil the surprise?"
The old miracle doctor thought for a while: "You two are really troublesome. Okay, if you don't say it, don't say it. If you leave, there will still be a lot of things waiting for you at home!" As the old miracle doctor said, he walked away.
Xi Ruoxuan and Murong Xiaotian looked at each other, and they both breathed a long sigh of relief, Oh my mother! This old man is too difficult to deal with.
As soon as the old miracle doctor left, the government office suddenly became nervous, and the generals and ministers who arrived one after another walked towards the hall. Xi Ruoxuan didn't know what happened, so she asked Murong Xiaotian: "Master, they are in a panic, what are they doing?"
Murong Xiaotian spread his hands: "Ask me, who should I ask!"
"Let's go! Let's go take a look." Xi Ruoxuan said and walked towards the hall with Murong Xiaotian.
The hall was already filled with the civil and military ministers of Yunyan Kingdom. Xiao Tielong held a document in his hand and frowned: "You may all know that these two traitors of mine actually joined forces to attack the ancient Yancheng. My dear lords, What do you think we should do?"
A general with a shaggy beard came out and said: "Your Majesty, the soldiers are coming to cover up the water and the soil. There is nothing to discuss. Just one word, fight!"
A civil servant came out and said: "Although what General Yan said is good, we only have 30,000 soldiers and horses in our hands now. Together, they have hundreds of thousands. How can we resist?"
The general said angrily: "What if we don't fight? Do we want the emperor to surrender to them?"
"There are other ways, such as going south or entering the realm of Dayou." Na Wenchen said.
"Run away, where do you want us to run? There is a big forest to the south, and you want the emperor to live in the deep mountains and old forests? If we go to Dayou, will they accept us?" The general analyzed clearly.
Xiao Tielong waved his hand: "Stop arguing, I won't run away again this time, I decided to fight to the death with these two traitors!"
The military generals were all in high spirits and came out of duty to intervene and salute: "I obey the order!"
All the civil servants were worried. There was such a disparity in power. This was not a war, but a massacre!