Xi Ruoxuan came up with a very disgusting idea, deliberately peeing in his crotch, such an exaggerated trick, just to avoid the passionate scene tomorrow night. When Xi Ruoxuan returned to the bedroom again, she no longer felt the embarrassment she felt just now. She knew that the smell of urine in her room would definitely scare away the respectful prince. Zhong Langyu is really waiting there. It seems that the prince's hormones will be fully secreted tomorrow night, so let him cool him down!
Xi Ruoxuan took the initiative to go over and hug Zhong Langyu, and she rubbed Zhong Langyu's legs with her wet pants. He didn't know whether it was because of insufficient urine output or because Zhong Langyu was sluggish, but he couldn't feel it. Xi Ruoxuan's initiative actually aroused Zhong Langyu's passion. He suddenly picked up Xi Ruoxuan and walked to the bed, then suddenly let her go. Why did that happen? Didn't Zhong Langyu pick up Xi Ruoxuan? The part of Xi Ruoxuan was right on Zhong Langyu's face. The strong smell of urine almost made the prince faint!
"Wow! Ahem, oh... why do I stink so much?" Zhong Langyu held his chest and breathed hard, trying to use fresh air to dilute the strong urine smell outside his body. It seemed that he had inhaled a lot just now.
Although Xiruoxuan was happy in his heart, his face was very calm and calm: "He, he didn't have time just now."
"What do you mean not in time?" Zhong Langyu asked angrily.
"No, just no. When he ran to the toilet, he had already finished defecating."
Wow! Zhong Langyu was about to cry but had no tears. What kind of woman is she? I just had some interest, but she ruined it all: "Forget it, forget it, I'll go find Dong Cuiyun and take a bath again. He goes to bed first. "After Zhong Langyu finished speaking, he went back to his room angrily.
Zhong Langyu did not go to the morning court the next day. Would it be a benefit for him as a prince? He would not have to be like other ministers, crawling out of the warm bed every morning, and then go to the court in a hurry. Zhong Langyu and the other two princes have that freedom, with the exception of the prince. He has to attend court with the ministers as usual. Whoever calls him the prince, the future emperor will have to pay for what he gets. The other three princes thought about it, but they didn't have the chance.
Zhong Langyu will sleep until the third moonrise tomorrow. Breakfast has been heated three times. After he finishes eating, it will be time for lunch. Xi Ruoxuan was not as lazy as him. He had been practicing martial arts since he got up early in the morning. There were many martial arts books in the palace. Xi Ruoxuan was very interested. He practiced each move according to the books. The Easterners looked at them in confusion. That princess wondered whether she was a fool or not. How could a fool know how to practice martial arts? Although Dongren had many questions, he didn't dare to ask them and didn't know how to ask them. I can't just say, "Hey!" Do I understand those things? She will definitely be beaten. If you don’t look at that person, she is not half a master in the palace. Even their prince has to give her three points. They are slaves and mess with her. No Save it!
Zhong Langyu heard a sound in the yard and walked out. At a glance, he saw Xi Ruoxuan waving a stick in the open space. Each move was so clean and powerful. Zhong Langyu didn't know martial arts, but he thought it looked good and couldn't help shouting: "Okay!"
When Xi Ruoxuan saw Zhong Langyu, he made a calculation in his mind. He had to take it easy. If he could see that he was not a fool, then his career as a silly concubine would be over. The most important thing for his life was his identity as a silly concubine. As soon as he was exposed, he could not refuse his excessive requests that morning, and he had to show his stupidity again. Xiruoxuan held the stick to his leg and smashed the Huashan Mountain towards the big rock on the side. A "squirt" sound was heard. The stick hit the rock and then bounced back and hit Xiruoxuan himself in the head. Xi Ruoxuan's move was certainly intentional, and she controlled the force of the rebound quite skillfully, which meant that her leg skills were exquisite. Is it enough to hide this from the layman Zhong Langyu? Xi Ruoxuan pretended to accidentally hurt himself while practicing martial arts, threw the stick and walked on the ground crying: "Wow! It hurts! That damn broken stick!"
Zhong Langyu hurriedly came over to help her up: "How's it going? Let him see where it's hurt."
Xi Ruoxuan was really good at acting. There were no wounds where he was touched, but he cried in a decent manner, with almost snot and tears. She hugged Zhong Langyu and howled hard, wiping all the snot and saliva on Zhong Langyu's body. Zhong Langyu comforted her repeatedly: "Xuanxuan, stop crying, okay? You won't play with that thing anymore, okay?"
"No! He just plays. Xuanxuan likes to hit people." Xi Ruoxuan tried his best to show something different from ordinary people.
Zhong Langyu quickly said perfunctorily: "Okay, I beg you if you want to play. He will ask a master to come later, so that I won't have to mess around."
Xi Ruoxuan felt ecstatic in his heart: "Really, do I really want to hire a master for him?"
Zhong Langyu originally said that, but who would have thought that the fool would take it seriously: "Oh! Let's talk about it later."
"If he doesn't ask for anything, he just wants to practice sticks. He wants to learn from Sun Wukong. He also wants to have seventy-two transformations."
Zhong Langyu patted her shoulder: "Okay! He will go to Huaguo Mountain tomorrow and invite Sun Houhou!"
Xi Ruoxuan looked at Zhong Langyu blankly: "I lied. Sun Wukong went to protect Tang Monk, and he will not come there to teach him."
Zhong Langyu thought that if he told her like that, it would be endless, so he simply changed the topic: "Am I hungry? Can I have lunch?"
Xi Ruoxuan nodded: "Well, if he is hungry, let's eat!"
Zhong Langyu pulled Xiruoxuan into the house. Dongren hurriedly went over and said, "Your Majesty, the Emperor is here."
Zhong Langyu was stunned, why did his father suddenly come: "Hurry! Hurry up and pick him up!"