I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 19: Learn martial arts

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Zhong Yehan walked slowly into Prince Yin's Mansion with Herod, the chief eunuch, and Zhong Langyu hurriedly pulled Xiruoxuan to kneel down to pick him up. Zhong Yehan was a little surprised when he saw Xi Ruoxuan with tears on his face: "What, why are you crying? Who bullied me? You must have denied me!" Zhong Yehan pointed at Zhong Langyu, "Say, how did you bully Xi Ruoxuan? "

Zhong Langyu quickly defended: "No, no, how dare Er Chen bully her, otherwise she would accidentally hurt herself while practicing martial arts."

Zhong Yehan sounded new, practicing martial arts? How can a fool know how to practice martial arts

"I told me not to bully her. Please let me know that I bullied Xiaoxuan. I will punish me severely. Do you hear me?" Zhong Yehan said with anger on his face.

Zhong Langyu felt aggrieved: "I don't dare, but I already know."

Xi Ruoxuan stood aside and giggled. Although she was not giggling, she was actually really happy. With Huang as his backstage boss, he had more confidence.

Zhong Yehan looked at Xi Ruoxuan: "Come here! Let father see where he is injured?"

Xiruoxuan chuckled: "Father, Xuanxuan hit himself on the head when he hit him with a stick just now. It's good that Xuanxuan's head is hard, and it doesn't hurt anymore."

Zhong Yehan looked at her painfully: "As long as I'm not hurt, was I hurt in the fight with Hu Feiying's wife yesterday?"

Xi Ruo

Zhong Yehan said in his heart that it was all a mess: "It's good that it's not hurt. I'm bringing a gentleman with me tomorrow. I think it's time for me to learn to read." Zhong Yehan said and pointed to the person next to him. The middle-aged man said, "His name is Xu Nian. He is a Jinshi. I specially asked him to be my husband."

Xi Ruoxuan looked at Xu Nian and saw that this man was not good-looking and had an elegant look. He quickly moved his legs and said, "Xuanxuan doesn't want to learn to read. Xuanxuan wants to learn to use sticks."

Zhong Yehan said patiently: "Liao Qiu, the stick is not something for men to learn. Xuan Xuan doesn't learn it, oh!" "

"If he doesn't, Xuanxuan will learn from the stick and learn from the stick!" Xi Ruoxuan's attitude was extremely determined.

Zhong Yehan couldn't do anything about that fool: "Well, kid, I'll go to the Ministry of War to ask for a master later."

Just as Zhong Yehan finished speaking, Xu Nian clasped his fists and said, "The emperor is here, and I also know how to use sticks. While teaching the empress how to read, I can also teach her martial arts."

Zhong Yehan was a little surprised: "Oh! Qing Qing also knows martial arts! That's great! From now on, Xiaoxuan's studies will be left to me."

Xu Nian nodded: "I must do my best to teach my empress Qianlong well."

Xi Ruoxuan originally wanted to test Xu Nian's martial arts in Yidong, but he was afraid of showing his own flaws. If not, forget it. He can teach him as much as he can! If you are not satisfied with the request, just drive him away if you fall to the ground and act violently.

Zhong Yehan asked Zhong Langyu some monthly matters again, and finally said: "There was a flood near Shaocheng, and the treasury was somewhat short of money, so the monthly salary for that month will be reduced by 30%. After waiting for that period, it will be very soon." exist. "

Zhong Langyu hurriedly said: "Father, what are you saying? The country is in trouble. How can I stand by and watch? I have enough money for you. Father, don't worry about that. I really want to mobilize the whole government in the east." , let’s cut back on food and clothing, save a little money, and help the victims in the south.”

Zhong Yehan nodded: "It's rare for me to be filial. Is it possible that some officials have embezzled and misappropriated disaster relief funds without conscience? I have asked Ximen Dehao to investigate. Whoever was involved in that time, I want to find out!"

Zhong Langyu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "My father is wise, and those who dare to embezzle disaster relief funds are really abominable, and they should be brought to justice and put to death!"

Zhong Yehan talked about some trivial matters and then returned to the palace. Zhong Langyu originally wanted to stay with his father for dinner, but Zhong Yehan didn't agree, and Zhong Langyu didn't dare to say more, so he had to follow his father's wishes. Zhong Yehan returned to the palace and stayed in Dongxunian to teach Xi Ruoxuan his lessons. Did Zhong Yehan think so? Judging from Xi Ruoxuan's behavior that day, the wife was not too stupid. Although her mind was a little unclear, she might be able to return to a normal person after training. Even if she didn't, she would be a normal person. I wonder if it will be effective. Whether he really found Xu Nian and asked him to be Xi Ruoxuan's teacher, he hoped that a miracle would happen. If Xi Ruoxuan can be restored to normal, it will be a great favor to Tianqing Khan, and it will also be of great help to the peace between the two countries.

Xi Ruoxuan choked in front of Xu Nian and had to pretend to be stupid and innocent: "Master, when will I teach him the stick?"

Xu Niannian suddenly received the emperor's order, asking if he could develop her IQ and teach martial arts as an amateur: "Oh! Madam, to learn the stick method, you must first learn to read the stick music. If you understand the stick music, you can You must be literate, so don’t teach your empress how to read first.”

Xiruoxuanxin said that you should learn from me! I have graduated from college, and it has become natural for me to make mistakes. Although Xi Ruoxuan thought so in his heart, he said: "No, he doesn't want to learn writing, he wants to learn stick skills."

Xu Nian chuckled: "Come! Tomorrow I will learn a word and teach the queen a stick technique in the east. How about that?"

Xi Ruo A magic stick? Oh, not bad! The word "Shengun" doesn't sound good, it should be called "King of Sticks".

Seeing that Xi Ruoxuan didn't answer, Xu Nian moved his legs and took out paper, ink, pen and inkstone: "Okay, tomorrow I will teach you a word in the east. One person's one. The way to write one is very simple, just from left to right. Just do it horizontally." After Xu Nian finished speaking, he wrote a very powerful word on the paper, "Okay, I'll give it a try, too."

Xiruo Xuanxin said, "Try my size. I know how to write Yizi when I was in kindergarten. Is it really useful for me to teach you?" Xi Ruoxuan didn't want to write it at first, but she remembered what he had just promised to teach him a trick for every word he wrote. She felt relieved: "After he really writes it, I will call him stick method?"

"I don't dare to lie to you in the east."

Xi Ruo It doesn't look like Zhuqi can't write. oops! That word is too easy, even if someone doesn't know how to write it. Xi Ruoxuan deliberately used his trembling legs to draw a crooked horizontal line on the paper.

Xu Nian nodded: "My dear, look, when you hold the pen, you need to keep your legs steady, when you click, you need to be heavy, and then move it horizontally to the right. At that time, you need to be light. At first, you need to pause. I will try again."

Xi Ruoxuan once again spent a lot of effort writing word after word on the paper, and Xu Nian was not satisfied. After five training sessions at the beginning, Xiruoxuan was able to write one character with some difficulty.

Xu Nian was very satisfied. He was ready to call two characters, but Xi Ruoxuan quit: "Didn't I say that after writing one character, I would teach you the stick method? Why don't you keep your mouth shut and it doesn't count?"

Xu Nian thought to himself that although the princess had some brain problems, she was very good at it: "Okay! Then in the east, let's teach the empress to split Huashan with one move..."

Xi Ruoxuan was tired for a day and finally lay down on the bed. Not to mention that Xu Nian's martial arts was very good. Although he could not be said to be the best in Tiandong, it was more than enough to teach him martial arts. After all, there are differences between modern martial arts and ancient martial arts. They are different in many places. If he can master them, his martial arts will improve by leaps and bounds. If he can combine the two again, he might be able to hit Tiandong Wudi's legs very well! Xiruoxuan laughed out loud as he thought about it. Xiruoxuan just thought about it more and more, and the more he thought about it, the more beautiful it became, and he slowly entered the dream fragrance. Just as she was sleeping, she suddenly felt itchy, numb, and very comfortable. The feeling became stronger and stronger. At first, even the little bunny on her chest began to feel numb, as if her legs were touching and caressing.