I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 2: Fool

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When Chen Yan woke up, she found herself lying on a bed. It was a very delicate and elegant bed, especially the quilt was soft and comfortable to the touch, but the man next to her liked it a bit. oops! Why is there a man beside him? Is Chen Yan a real yellow girl? Where did that man come from

Chen Yan kicked the man next to her awake with one kick. She saw the man pointing his trembling legs at Chen Yan's nose, with a painful and helpless expression: "Do I want to let you live? I can't even sleep well." , No! He will tell Father tomorrow that he begs to sleep in a separate bed from me!"

After saying that, the man didn't put on his coat and went out in his pajamas.

Chen Yan was so dizzy after hearing this, that I, my father-in-law, probably made movies! He remembered that the director asked him to shoot a scene where he was on a bed and jumping from the roof to the east. That damn director must be fooling him again! Not bad! It seems that he met a fugitive before he arrived at the film and television city. He kicked his gun away from his legs, and then, and then, he didn't remember... Could it be that he passed out too hard at the time, and then his teammates sent him away When he went to the movie studio, the director took advantage of his unconsciousness to film the scene in bed? Although that logic makes sense, I'm afraid there is no such boring director in this world! Besides, with his looks, how could he catch the director's eye

"Suck!" Chen Yan sniffed naturally, "Damn! What's going on recently? I haven't exercised in a few days and I caught a cold.

"Suck, suck, suck..." Oops! Why is there so much mucus in his nose? It seems like he really has a cold. "Oh! Where is it so smelly? It seems like someone's saliva smells like that." Chen Yan touched her dongba, what the fuck! He was drooling. Although If he bleeds while sleeping, is that unforgivable? Then please let his teammates know, who is very good at sharing a room with him!

Chen Yan immediately looked for a napkin. After searching for a long time, she found that there was no napkin. There was a dirty leg handkerchief lying diagonally on the edge of the table. Chen Yan took the legband and wiped it to her mouth without thinking.

"Wow! Ahem!" Chen Yan was almost vomited by the smell of the leggings. "Then, what a lousy place. He wants to take a bath. Come on, is there anyone there?"

As soon as Chen Yan finished shouting, a person came in from the outside. He was red and fair, about fourteen or fifteen years old: "Mother, do you call me slave?"

Sure enough, we were all filming. We were all so involved. There wasn’t even a camera there. What was I going to do? “I, I’ll find the director for him.”

"Director, what director?" The girl didn't move.

Chen Yan said angrily: "Aren't we filming? Why don't I wear ancient costumes?"

The girl sighed softly and said to herself: "I'm sick again." After saying that, the girl lowered her head and took out a spittoon: "Come! Madam, it's time to pee. Please don't pee until the prince is angry again." ”

Chen Yan was so angry that she almost flew over and told him to pee. I thought I was a fool! Chen Yan was so angry that she gasped: "Who am I? Why did you insult him? I beg you not to explain clearly tomorrow. Believe it or not, he will beat me!"

The girl was so frightened that she ran out. She ran and shouted: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, your Majesty is confused again. Come and take a look!"

It was not long before the so-called prince hurried in again. He turned angrily towards Chen Yan a few times. Finally he shook his head and sighed, and said in a low voice: "Xuanxuan, come here, I slept all night." , it’s time to pee, please don’t Yuyu get angry!”

Chen Yan was begging like crazy. It was all a mess: "Director, director, let him get out!" Chen Yan said and rushed out. The prince quickly wanted to pull her away. Can Chen Yan be so fast? Yidong The boy left the hall. It was quiet in the hall, and two maids dressed as girls walked past her carrying a basin.

Chen Yan grabbed her and said, "Where's the director? I'll call him out."

The maid shook her head, gave her a deep bow, and then continued to do her own thing. The prince rushed over: "Xuanxuan, I don't want to make any more trouble. I will beg you soon. How can I be seen like this? Cuiyun, clean up for the queen and clean up the feces and urine." "

Chen Yan was a little stunned at that moment. It didn't look like she was filming! Filming requires a camera and a director, but there is nothing there. So what's going on? Could it be that he has also traveled through time? No! Is that what Luo is making up? How can a living person travel through time? Even if I beat him to death, I wouldn’t believe it. Can I? How can I explain what is happening in front of me

Chen Yan asked the prince tentatively: "Did I just say that my father asked me to come?"

"Um!"

"Who is the father? What is his name?" Chen Yan asked carefully.

The prince gave a wry smile: "Okay! I'm going to urinate quickly, don't think so much, Cuiyun, I beg you to wash your place, and don't fuss over your father when you come back."

"Yes! I understand, my dear, please take me to pee." Cuiyun said, holding Chen Yan and walking slowly towards a small house. Chen Yan was helped into the house and saw a wooden toilet inside. It's strange that there is a lock on the toilet.

Chen Yan was very surprised: "Hey! Why is the toilet locked?"

When Cuiyun heard "Puch", she immediately opened the lock of the toilet seat quickly: "My dear, don't ask me, it's too late to turn around." Cuiyun said and stretched out her legs to unbuckle Chen Yan's belt.

Chen Yan was very surprised and thought to herself that even if he traveled through time, he wouldn't have to ask me to unbuckle his belt! My service was too attentive! The status of the ruling class is too high, and asking them to untie their belts is too much. Chen Yan angrily unzipped her pants and walked onto the toilet. To be honest, Chen Yan was really anxious at that time. As soon as she exerted herself, she heard a "squeak..." and peeed freely.

Cuiyun's face showed a satisfied smile: "Your Majesty, you will be so good tomorrow, you will finish urinating in one go."

Chen Yan looked at Cuiyun with doubtful eyes: "I won't treat him as a fool!"

Cuiyun continued: "Mother, are you okay? I'll wipe it for you."

Wow! Chen Yan almost went crazy because no outsider could wipe that kind of place: "I, I, go away, he will do it himself."

Cuiyun took half a step away and said uneasily: "Please wipe it clean."

Chen Yan took a legband and lowered her head to wipe it. Suddenly, the smell of urine hit her nostrils, wow! How many days has it been since he took a shower

"Quick, I'll prepare the bath water. He begs for a bath."

Cuiyun nodded and went out obediently. Chen Yan stood up and put on her pants. She looked around as a habit. There was nothing else there. Except for some convenient supplies, there was a small bronze mirror. Chen Yan wanted to comb her hair. She picked up the mirror and took a look. She was so scared that she almost lost her mind. Who was in the mirror? Why don't you deny him? How did he become another person

Chen Yan's head was empty and red, and a magical word appeared in Chen Yan's mind, time travel? Could it be that Chen Yan really traveled through time

The door creaked open, and Cuiyun walked in again: "Mother, the bath water is ready, please wait for me to take a bath!"

Chen Yan immediately grabbed Cuiyun's leg: "Let me tell him first, who is he?"

Cuiyun immediately said: "I am not the empress."

"What queen?"

Cuiyun thought for a while: "It's the prince's concubine."

Chen Yan's anger, isn't it the same as not saying anything

"He came to ask me, what year are we now?"

Cuiyun chuckled: "Your Majesty, I don't want to ask so many questions. Your Majesty just said that the Emperor will come back to the palace tomorrow. Please wait for your Majesty to take a bath!" Cuiyun said and wondered how Chen Yan felt. , half-pushed Chen Yan to another room.

That room was slightly larger. There was a large wooden barrel in the room, which was already filled with hot water.

"Okay, empress, please help me take off my clothes." Cuiyun said and started to help Chen Yan take off her clothes.

Chen Yan didn't resist. Anyway, she had never enjoyed such good treatment when she grew up. If I ask for service, just wait for me! Cuiyun took off Chen Yan's clothes, slowly helped her walk to the bucket, tested the water temperature with her legs, and then let Chen Yan walk in.

Chen Yan slowly approached the bucket, and she felt a wave of heat coming over her: "Oh! Is the water too hot?"

Cuiyun shook her head: "No, if you insist, the heat will stop soon."

Chen Yan gritted her teeth and submerged her body into the water with all her strength. Wow! so comfortable! Chen Yan closed her eyes and began to rub her legs and arms. oops! He has recently gained weight again, so why is there so much meat all over his body? Very good, the two pieces of fat on his chest are very good, much larger than his original ones, and the skin is also more delicate than his, otherwise the snot will keep falling to the east. Chen Yan swung her legs and said, "Bring him a leggings."

Cuiyun quickly handed her a leg scarf, and Chen Yan squeaked it out and wiped out the snot from her nose. Chen Yan lay in the barrel and enjoyed it again. She thought to herself that the barrel was good and much better than a water heater. Later, he went to the market to buy one.

Just as she was thinking about it, she suddenly felt an extra calf in her body.

"Mother, please help me take a bath." Cuiyun said and started to help Chen Yan rub the dirt. Just a few strokes, and a large amount of dirt fell on his body. He thought to himself, how long has it been since he took a bath

Cuiyun said and rubbed: "My queen is so good tomorrow. I didn't even want to take a bath in the past. Why is my queen so good tomorrow!"

Chen Yanxin said that's no wonder. With such a good wooden barrel at home, no fool would take a bath. Oh! He can't really be a fool!

"Hey! What's my name?"

"His name is Cuiyun, why do you keep forgetting it! Haha!"

"Oh! Cuiyun, it looks like the maid's name. What's the prince's name?" Chen Yan was almost sure that she had traveled through time.

"Your Majesty! His name is Zhong Langyu, he is the fourth prince of the emperor, and now he is the Prince of Yin County." Cuiyun said, already rubbing the two big pieces of meat on Chen Yan's chest with her legs, Chen Yanxin said, I will come too, I'm sorry, I'm so excited now, I'm responsible!

There were so many Cuiyun Kebu, and as she continued to rub, Chen Yan felt more relaxed than ever before.

"Oh, um... doesn't it feel so comfortable?" Chen Yan couldn't help but moan.

Cuiyun didn't feel anything wrong at all and continued to bathe. Soon her legs were close to Chen Yan's forbidden area. Chen Yan was shocked, how dare I come? No way! That's too exaggerated. I would also ask for a massage in a place like that. I will be responsible if I make you fall in love with her.

Cuiyun had just rubbed it a few times when Chen Yan pushed her legs away: "He can do it himself."

Cuiyun said softly: "Mother, please clean me!"

"I know," Chen Yan said angrily, "wrong, what's his name?"

Cuiyun burst into laughter and said, "Your Majesty, you were so confused that time that you even forgot your own name. That slave told me that my name is Xiruoxuan, and I am the concubine of Prince Yin."

Xi Ruoxuan? It’s a very nice name. Why would a fool call me such a nice name? Chen Yan was so happy that he couldn't admit that he was a fool!