I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 20: Cover yourself with quilt

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Xi Ruoxuan felt very good at first, but suddenly she realized in surprise, someone was molesting him! He didn't have time to think about it and stretched out his legs to grab the salty pig's leg that was pressed against his chest. He pressed it hard, and the sound of crying for his father and mother immediately came to his ears: "Oh, I'll be gentle, no, no, no." "

Xi Ruoxuan immediately heard Zhong Langyu's voice. Xi Ruoxuan thought to himself that I didn't succeed yesterday, so why don't I attack him tomorrow? I'm not easy to bully. I want to take advantage of him, but there's no way!

Xi Ruoxuan kicked Zhong Langyu to the east bed and continued to sleep soundly. Zhong Langyu clutched his painful stomach, filled with hatred! That stinky bitch is so difficult to serve. He is my husband. How can I not let him touch anything? Zhong Langyu extended his legs if he wanted to, but he didn't retract at first. The kick just now was too harsh. If it penetrated his key parts, I might become a eunuch immediately. For safety reasons, he shouldn't withdraw. !

The sun was still shining brightly the next day. Xiruoxuan was like a normal person, eating as usual, learning calligraphy as usual, practicing martial arts as usual. When he saw Zhong Langyu, it was as if nothing had happened. Zhong Langyu didn't doubt it. He was a fool. He must have memory problems. Why did he mention that matter if she didn't mention it!

Seeing that Zhong Langyu didn't say anything, Xiruoxuan would certainly not expose his scars, so he begged me not to bother him, and he wouldn't mess with me either. Xi Ruoxuan put all her energy into practicing martial arts. Tomorrow she Ye Yi learned a dozen more moves. Xu Nian has always wondered that the princess learned calligraphy quickly enough and her handwriting was decent. He was not afraid that he didn't have enough words to teach her, but he was afraid that he didn't have so many stick skills to teach her. How did she learn so quickly? hehe! It is strange to say that students learn quickly, but teachers become troubled. This is a strange thing to say.

After a hard day, Xi Ruoxuan was immersed in the mysterious world of stick skills. I said that ancient martial arts are so exquisite. Every move has been carefully considered and figured out, and the dance can be said to be flawless. What amazed Xiruoxuan the most was Fu Xunian's radiant move. The big stick danced like a windmill. When Dongren poured a basin of water into his body, not a single drop of water stuck to him. Then Xu Nian will do it! Although he is a Jinshi in name, his martial arts is so strong, it seems that he hired the wrong teacher.

Xi Ruoxuan, who was lying on the bed, was extremely excited and had no intention of falling asleep. He couldn't sleep and started thinking wildly. From his past life to the next life, he first thought of Zhong Langyu, who sneaked up on him in the middle of the night that day, hum! You know how powerful he is! oops! I haven't seen him recently. Where has he gone

Xi Ruoxuan put on her clothes again and walked out of the room. She planned to go to Zhong Langyu's room to see if he had kicked him badly that day. If there was something wrong with him, it would be terrible.

Zhong Langyu's room was across a courtyard from Xi Ruoxuan's room. After crossing the courtyard and turning a corner, he saw the door of Zhong Langyu's bedroom. As soon as Xi Ruoxuan walked to the door, he heard a gasp of "Hey, oh, oh" coming from inside the room. Xi Ruoxuan was stunned, that was Zhong Langyu's room! What is he doing in there

Xi Ruoxuan looked in through the crack in the door and saw two bodies squirming on the bed. The one in front of them was obviously Prince Zhong Langyu of Yin County. Xiruoxuan's head buzzed, "Okay!" That bastard of mine, how dare you openly have an affair there, let’s see how I deal with it!

Xi Ruoxuan raised her legs to beg for a kick in the door. Suddenly she put her feet away again, no! If he makes such a fuss, his true identity will be exposed. He cannot force himself, he must outsmart him. Xiruoxuan thought for a long time at the door, and a brilliant idea came to his mind. She pushed the door open with all her strength. Zhong Langyu was shocked: "Who is it?"

Xi Ruoxuan pretended not to understand and looked blankly at the woman on the bed: "Isn't that Yun'er? What is she doing there?"

It turns out that Xi Ruoxuan, the woman who had an affair with the prince, knew him, but there was a maid in the prince's palace named Yun'er. Seeing that Fu Xi was weak, Yun'er quickly wrapped her body tighter. It was estimated that she must not be wearing much at this time.

Zhong Langyu panicked for a while, then calmed down. What's wrong with him? She's a fool. It's best for fools to be fooled. Wouldn't he just make up a few lies and get over it

"Oh! No Xuanxuan! No, don't you want to sleep like that? It's cold in the bed, so he asked the maid Yun'er to help him warm the quilt." Zhong Langyu said as if nothing happened, "Why did I come here so late? ?”

Xiruoxuan stared straight at the woman in the bed: "Yuyu, did he see that I was also in the bed just now?"

Zhong Langyu swung his legs: "Oh! Wouldn't it be faster if the two of them covered it together!"

Xi Ruoxuan scratched his head: "Could it be that he just saw that my mouth and her mouth were stuck together? What happened to No?"

Zhong Langyu thought in his heart that the idiot was looking at her very peepingly: "Oh! That, ah! That, that's not the case. Yuyu just had a midnight snack, and she didn't have time to wipe her mouth. It happened that Yun'er was covering the quilt, so he borrowed her mouths, lick each other and they will be clean."

Xiruoxuan didn't say anything, but he was already scolding me in his heart. I'm so shameless. I'm obviously having an affair, but I'm telling lies. Am I really a fool? Xi Ruoxuan suppressed the anger in his heart and nodded blankly: "No!" Xi Ruoxuan said and walked forward to pull the quilt on Yun'er. Yun'er was so frightened that she trembled: "Mother, don't beg. Do not seek."

Xi Ruoxuan looked back at Zhong Langyu: "What's wrong with her? Why don't you help me cover the bed and wipe my mouth? Why is she shaking?"

Zhong Langyu was sweating at this moment. He thought that nonsense was not a technical job, so how could he explain it: "She, if you shake something, won't there be friction? If you rub something, it will heat up quickly. That won't Will it save time?"

Xi Ruoxuan almost got angry, what kind of logic is that? He has never seen anyone in his life who needs to cover himself with the quilt and shake all the time: "Please cover me for how long, or you won't leave if you don't?"

Zhong Langyu quickly shook his head: "Oh, no, no, she'll leave as soon as she's here, and she'll leave as soon as she's warmed up!" After Zhong Langyu said this, he kept giving Yun'er a wink, wondering if he wanted to leave quickly.

Of course Yun'er understood, and quickly grabbed the clothes beside the bed to put them on. Xiruoxuan flung himself to the ground and lifted the quilt. He saw Yun'er walking naked on the bed, and hurriedly covered her chest with her legs.

Xiruoxuan almost slapped her and threw her over. She suppressed her anger and asked stupidly: "Why do you want to be naked when you are under the quilt?"

Zhong Langyu hurriedly explained: "Isn't that faster? Heat transfers slowly through clothes, and it saves time if you are naked. Wrong, I beg you to cover me over there, please don't, he asked Yun'er to go over and cover him too East?"

That sentence hit Xi Ruoxuan's heart: "Okay! Okay! His quilt is also cold, so he should let Yun'er go over and cover it."

Zhong Langyu regrets that! Why did he say that, Nadong is in trouble, that fool took it seriously. Yun'er almost cried when she heard those words: "No, Prince, he, he..."

Zhong Langyu had to bow to her secretly: "I feel wronged, so I can cover it up for her!"

Seeing that the prince was begging her in a low voice, Yun'er had to stand up reluctantly: "Then just cover him up once!"

"Uh! Not once, I asked him to come here every morning because he was afraid of the cold." Xi Ruoxuan said pretending to be innocent.

Yun'er almost collapsed. She kept quilts for others every day, and heated a kettle for him! Is there nothing I can do? Not even the prince dares to offend grandma Wei Yu. What can he do to a maid? Let’s fool her first tomorrow night!

Yun'er put on her clothes and Xi Ruoxuan smiled: "Okay! Let's go! Cover yourself with the quilt!"

Yun'er looked at Zhong Langyu with a sad face, and Zhong Langyu also looked helpless. There is no other way, just sacrifice some calories!

Arriving at Xi Ruoxuan's room, Yun'er couldn't help but find it strange that a maid of his would actually do that kind of thing. In the past few months, a man could do it with a warm kettle while covering his bed. That's not a bad thing for him. The human body is warm. kettle. I wanted to explain things clearly, but how could I explain the scene just now. Yun'er reluctantly got into bed.

"I'll wait a moment!" Xi Ruoxuan stopped her.

Yun'er felt happy. Could it be that that fool had changed his mind

Xiruoxuan chuckled: "I haven't even taken off my clothes yet."

Yun'er really collapsed: "My dear, you can keep your bed warm even if you are wearing clothes."

Xiruoxuan stretched out: "No, he is very sleepy now. He needs to sleep immediately. The prince just said that he should take off his clothes and cover himself with the quilt quickly!"

Yun'er was helpless, so she had to take off her clothes with tears in her eyes. She got into Xi Ruoxuan's bed, "Hiss--" That weather, the bed was really cold. Yun'er quickly hugged herself with the quilt and tried to keep herself warm.

Xiruoxuan is so happy! Ask me to seduce the prince, now you know how powerful I am! Xi Ruoxuan yawned again: "Oh! Is it hot? I'm shivering. Didn't the prince just say that there is heat only when there is friction? Hurry! Hurry up and shiver."

Yun'er really wanted to cry but had no tears. Facing such a silly princess, Yun'er was really unlucky. Is there any way to do it? She had to shake it from side to side. Xi Ruoxuan felt very uneasy and shouted hard for her to cheer up. Xiruoxuan's voice attracted many Dongren maids. They didn't know what was going on, so they all ran to Xiruoxuan's room to watch the fun: "Mother, what's going on? Why is there someone in the bed? Oops!" Fu Yun'er, why did I end up in your mother's bed?"

Yun'er couldn't explain whether she had a thousand mouths at this time. Fortunately, Zhong Langyu appeared in time. He blasted away all the Dong people and calmed down a potentially expanding incident.

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