I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 3: emperor

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After Chen Yan took a bath, Cuiyun helped her change into a new set of clothes. Needless to say, it feels really good to wear loose clothes for the first time. It feels a bit like a nightgown. Chen Yan walked out of the hall carelessly. At this time, she was already sure whether she had traveled through time. As for which dynasty she had traveled to, she was not sure. When asked Cuiyun, she would not tell. Forget it, if you don’t want to say it, don’t say it! He would always find out later.

Chen Yan, no, he should be called Xi Ruoxuan now. He has taken over their bodies, so naturally he uses their names together, otherwise it would be incompatible. Xi Ruoxuan walked around the room for a while. She now felt that nothing there was new. She came from a modern society, so she was naturally curious about ancient things. Those things that happened a long time ago have been read in books, and no one knows what the real situation is. Maybe what the history books say is wrong, maybe Emperor Sui Yang was not a tyrant, maybe Chen Shimei was not a model husband, maybe, there are too many possibilities.

Xiruo If you move, if you startle the Holy Master, you may be beheaded."

Of course Xi Ruoxuan knows that, but who doesn't know that the emperor is here? He is a very domineering and majestic guy. He always shouts: Push that person out of the Meridian Gate and behead him! Killing someone is like killing a chicken.

At that time, an old man who looked like a housekeeper came over, and he looked at Zhong Langyu respectfully and said, "Your Majesty, Long Live the Lord has left the Jinluan Palace, and it's time for Your Majesty to get ready." As soon as he heard the thin voice. You know that he is the legendary eunuch. Looking at his Dongba and philtrum, there is no hair at all. It is a sequelae caused by a missing part of the man's body. Xi Ruoxuan really wanted to see what the east side of the eunuch looked like. Because Xi Ruoxuan didn't know what the eunuch's castration procedure was, whether it was to cut off the entire body or just cut off the balls. Those books didn't make it clear. If he had the chance, he would definitely use his status as a silly concubine to figure out Ming Hong. Hee hee, actually it’s not bad to travel back in time to Silly Concubine. At least it’s convenient to do things. If he does something wrong, he’ll just stick out his tongue and make a face and everything will be fine.

Zhong Langyu nodded: "Okay, I know, who came with my father that time, do I know?"

The housekeeper thought for a moment: "According to Xiao Shunzi in the palace, if the emperor came alone that time, neither the prince nor the other princes would follow him. As for the others, I don't know."

Zhong Langyu nodded: "Then I'll hurry up and prepare for the banquet. When father comes, we'll be ready to start the banquet."

The housekeeper agreed and went out. Zhong Langyu turned around and pulled Xi Ruoxuan's leg, and patiently told him: "When Father Yidong comes, I will be obedient! I beg you to be obedient. Yuyu will let me kiss you again in the morning." Mouth."

When Xi Ruoxuan heard this, his pores stood up and he kissed her on the lips. Who would care about me like that

When Zhong Langyu saw that Xi Ruoxuan didn't shut up, he took out a leg handkerchief and wiped it on Xi Ruoxuan's nose: "Well! I'll wash it very clean tomorrow. Don't let anything go to waste while you wait!"

Only then did Xiruoxuan pay attention to the man in front of him. Although he was of average height, he was decent. His appearance was just so-so. He was not handsome, but he was just average, ranked third in the world.

After Zhong Langyu wiped her nose, she smelled Xi Ruoxuan's body again: "Hmm! It's very good, tasteless." If not, Xi Ruoxuan would probably punch him to death if he didn't deny the nominal husband in front of him. Looking at his head, his exaggerated breathing gestures look like a stray dog on the street.

Zhong Langyu wondered what she was thinking and continued to sniff her body. Suddenly, his body dwarfed and he sniffed at Xi Ruoxuan's place. Xi Ruoxuan could have backed away: "Oh! I, What am I doing?"

Zhong Langyu smiled softly: "Don't be afraid, Xuanxuan is good, let him see if there is a smell of urine. When Father Yidong comes, will he smell it..."

Xi Ruoxuan immediately shouted: "What do I mean? Why does my father want to know where he is?"

Zhong Langyu knew he couldn't tell her clearly: "What does he mean? Father is here. If my smell is so strong that it smelt my father, it would be disrespectful and I beg to be beheaded."

Xi Ruoxuan said in his heart that there were too many rules for being an ancient, and that was not okay, and that was not okay either. Are you still alive? It's called the original ecology. How many men want to smell that smell, but I won't let him smell it, but I have so many problems. Besides, is he still wet? He is a fool. He doesn’t care about hygiene. We won’t even let fools go!

Just as Xiruoxuan was about to explode, there was a sudden noise outside, and then a eunuch shouted loudly: "The Emperor is here!"

Zhong Langyu pulled Xi Ruoxuan to the ground and pressed him: "Kneel down, my father is here. If he doesn't ask me to get up, don't get up."

Xi Ruoxuan naturally knew the rules, and when he saw the emperor, he would naturally kneel down to Dong. But he had never seen what the emperor looked like. He would definitely take a peek at Yidong.

Not long after, with a cough, an old man in his sixties wearing a dragon robe walked into the living room. Zhong Langyu knelt down and said, "My son, Zhong Langyu, kowtows to my father and wishes him long live!"

Xi Ruo majesty. He looked at Zhong Langyu and Xi Ruoxuan: "Get up!"

Zhong Langyu said: "Thank you, father!" Then he pulled Xiruoxuan and stood up together. Xi Ruoxuan's eyes stared straight at the emperor for a while, then the emperor was not there! He is no different from other old men! He has two eyes and one nose. Can’t we say that the emperor is an emperor sent from heaven? That’s not the case!

When Huang Zai saw Xi Ruoxuan looking stupid, he thought she was ill again and said, "Lang Yu, has Xi Ruoxuan been naughty recently?"

Zhong Langyu looked at Xi Ruoxuan, and then said timidly: "Father, can I not sleep on the same bed with her in the morning?"

The emperor was stunned: "What's wrong, isn't it weak to sleep?"

Zhong Langyu frowned: "Father, I dare not say something wrong to you, for fear of being indecent."

Huang Yi glared: "What's so indecent? There are no outsiders there, otherwise she forced me to share the same bed. As husband and wife, it's inevitable. If I don't think her brain is not good enough, I'll discriminate against her. She has needs too." Is it normal?”

Seeing that his father had misunderstood, Zhong Langyu hurriedly went to explain: "No, I won't say that."

"Then what do I ask for?"

Zhong Langyu looked at Xiruo He was so thirsty that he searched for his life. After searching for a long time, he finally found a spring water. He was so happy that he drank hard, but the spring water was actually bitter. After he woke up, he realized that the water he ate was not hers. .”

When Xiruoxuan heard this, he couldn't help but burst into laughter. Zhong Langyu glared: "I'm laughing, he will never ask to sleep on the same bed with me again."

"If you don't sleep, you won't sleep. Who cares?" Xi Ruoxuan couldn't help but retort.

Huang Zai thought for a while: "Okay, let's sleep in separate beds from now on. We can keep it a secret. Please let me know if it's leaked. Don't blame Father for being unkind."

"No! I will take care of it." Zhong Langyu's face turned into a chrysanthemum smile.

Xi Ruo It's confidential. It should be normal for couples to sleep in separate beds. It's strange. It's really too strange.