I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 40: misleading

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Xiruoxuan knew he couldn't run away, so he simply shouted: "Wait a moment, I have something to say."

"What are you going to say?" one of the minions shouted impatiently, "Are you going to surrender?"

Xi Ruoxuan tilted his head: "I thought I heard you just now saying, what kind of wife do you want me to be?"

One of the minions replied in a bad way: "Yes! I'll take you back and make you the wife of our village master!"

Xi Ruoxuan pretended to be very curious: "Really, can I really be your village master's wife?"

Everyone cheered: "Yes! We have this plan. Could it be that you are tempted?"

Xiruoxuan pretended to think for a while: "Isn't it very prestigious to be Mrs. Yazhai?"

"Of course, as the village master's wife, not only will she be very popular, but she will also be our master!" One of the minions said with a smile.

"Okay, then I will be your village master's wife now. Should you kneel down when you see me?" Xi Ruoxuan said stupidly.

Several minions were stunned when they heard this, right! If she becomes the wife of the village master, she is not our master. Of course we have to kneel down when we see her. Some of the minions really planned to kneel down for her. The minions next to him immediately scolded: "You are stupid! You don't know if our village leader likes her, so get up!"

Seeing that they were suppressed by him, Xi Ruoxuan began to mislead them: "Does the wife of the village master have great power? Can she spank you?"

Several minions didn't know what Xi Ruoxuan was going to say. They all looked at her with wide eyes, and one of the minions replied loudly: "Okay!"

Xi Ruoxuan nodded: "So you have to do whatever I want you to do, and you all have to listen to me, right?"

"Yes!" These minions were misled into the ditch by Xi Ruoxuan.

"Then you get out of the way, I'm leaving." Xi Ruoxuan pretended to open a way.

The group of minions immediately stopped and said, "How about that? If you leave, who will be our village master's wife?"

Xi Ruoxuan thought for a while: "Well! You are right, I can't leave, I want to be a wife."

"That's right!" This group of minions breathed a sigh of relief. They were really afraid that Xi Ruoxuan would leave.

Xiruoxuan stared at these minions and pretended to be the wife of the village master: "You all acted bravely today and fought very hard. I want to give you credit. What are your names? Name? Tell them all."

The minions were all so happy that they signed up one after another: "My name is Gou Sheng, my name is Dasha, my name is Ergui..."

Xiruoxuan put his hands on his ears and listened for a while: "Who can hear you clearly when you say this? Stand in a row and count!"

Those minions were indeed very obedient. They immediately formed a group and then reported the numbers one by one: "One, two, three..."

The big man just repelled the officers and soldiers. When he looked back, what were these brothers doing? Why were they lined up

"Hey! What are you doing? Why don't you take them down?" the man asked loudly.

A quick-tongued minion answered loudly: "Brother Hai, we are listening to Madam's instructions!"

lady? What lady? Brother Hai became more and more confused as he listened, and ran over immediately. He looked carefully and his nose was twisted with anger: "You wimps, I asked you to arrest her, how can you listen to her lectures, are you all brainwashed?"

The quick-tongued follower replied: "Brother Hai, she said she is willing to be my eldest brother's wife. Since she is the wife, of course we must listen to the wife."

Brother Hai was furious: "Fart! Our eldest brother is so handsome, will he fall in love with this bitch? I don't even want such a thing to be my wife, but our eldest brother will?"

Xiruoxuan became anxious when he heard this: "What's wrong with me? I'm so ugly. I'm about 1.67 meters tall, and my body shape is convex and swollen! My face must be closed in shame! And this Her measurements can be considered D-cup! If your eldest brother doesn't like it, he's blind. Look back, our prince has been chasing me for several years, but I haven't promised him. I'm just a copycat lady. Is it just a high ranking? Don’t you think so, brothers?”

"Yes!" A few of the minions cheered him up and made the whole house happy.

Brother Hai was so angry, who are you from