I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 53: flea

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Back at his residence, Zhong Langyu looked depressed. It's no wonder he behaves like this. He's a handsome man. He's as useless as he is, and people won't buy your fault at all. This was not enough. Today, I was humiliated by those generals for no reason. This was really unbearable for a pampered prince. The sound of martial arts training came from outside the house. After hearing the sound, it must be the fool and the mountain king practicing martial arts. Zhong Langyu lay on the bed and covered his head with the quilt, trying hard not to listen to the sounds outside. I was angry outside, and I was angry again when I came home. The person who seduced my wife openly lived next door to me, and I didn't dare to say a word. Hey! My prince has been memorizing words lately. He just finished the lawsuit and his wife is about to run away with someone.

Xi Ruoxuan is indeed learning martial arts from Su Shaokai. Su Shaokai is very curious because Xi Ruoxuan didn't know martial arts before. After a few years of not seeing each other, he actually practices a good stick technique, especially her grappling hand, which is particularly amazing. Pay attention, he was so pressed by her that he couldn't move. How did he know that these were the unique skills of the SWAT team, and the criminals had to be caught without mercy.

"Xuanxuan, who taught you these things, are you so good?" Su Shaokai was more curious than admiring.

Xi Ruoxuan thought for a while: "When Xuan Xuan was in the palace, the emperor sent a teacher to teach me how to write. Every time Xuan Xuan learned a word, he taught me a martial arts move. How about it? Xuan Xuan is awesome!"

Su Shaokai raised his thumb: "Awesome, Xuan Xuan is the most powerful."

Xi Ruoxuan pouted: "But no matter how powerful I am, I'm not as powerful as you. When will you teach me how to shoot birds?"

Su Shaokai looked at Xuan Xuan and said to himself, "Fool, this can't be learned overnight. It took me more than ten years to reach this state: "Xuan Xuan, that one is difficult to learn, Xuan Xuan is better off practicing wrestling. .ā€

Xi Ruoxuan shook his head: "No, I want to learn. Do you think I'm stupid?"

Su Shaokai quickly waved his hand: "No, no, Xuan Xuan is not stupid, but it is very troublesome to learn this. First you have to catch a flea, and then hang the flea on a rope, and then you stare at it every day. When will you If you think that flea is as big as a bird, then you will soon learn."

Of course Xi Ruoxuan has heard this story, which is an allusion to Ji Chang's learning of archery and seeing fleas as big as wheels. This seems to be too exaggerated!

"Then you really learned it this way?" Xi Ruoxuan asked curiously.

Su Shaokai nodded: "Yes! I practiced like this when I was young, so the fleas I see now are bigger than birds."

Really or not, Xi Ruoxuan scratched his body a few times: "By the way! Xuanxuan was bitten by a flea last night, and it was so itchy. I guess the fleas are still on Xuanxuan now, so hurry up and get rid of Xuanxuan's body." The fleas caught it, Iā€™m going to hang it up and look at it.ā€

Xiruo

"Xuanxuan, fleas are very small and difficult to catch. If Xuanxuan is itchy, you can take a bath and the fleas will run away naturally."

Xi Ruoxuan snorted: "I knew you were lying. Didn't you say that a flea is as big as a bird in your eyes? Then there is a bird sitting on Xuan Xuan's body, why can't you see it?"

Su Shaokai was speechless when asked: "This, this..."

"Also, if fleas are so big, am I bigger in your eyes?" Xi Ruoxuan said angrily.

Su Shaokai thought to himself, isn't that a metaphor? It's a practice look. If the fleas in my eyes are really that big, wouldn't everything around me be indescribably big? Su Shaokai also laughed when he thought of this. Isn't Xuanxuan's brain not working well? Why should I be serious with him

"Xuanxuan, let's not talk about this, okay?" Su Shaokai wanted to divert the topic.

"Then what do you want to say?" Xi Ruoxuan asked innocently.

Su Shaokai reached out and held Xi Ruoxuan: "Tell me about your feelings for the prince."

Xiruoxuan was startled: "Him? Yuyu?"

Su Shaokai nodded: "How has he treated you these years?" Su Shaokai is most concerned about Xi Ruoxuan's situation in the past two years. Is she living well and happy

Xi Ruo

Su Shaokai shook his head: "Kaikai doesn't know. Kaikai only has Xuanxuan in his heart."

Xiruoxuan looked at Su Shaokai's affectionate eyes and felt moved in his heart. Is he true to me

"Ahem!" Following a cough, Zhong Langyu walked out of the room at some point.