I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 6: Teasing the prince

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It was Xi Ruoxuan's first time to enter the palace. Everything there was so strange and wonderful. The ancient architects were so amazing and made the back garden so beautiful. When building a series of stone bridges across a clear lake, there must be a pavilion between each section of the stone bridge. Walking in the pavilion and looking into the lake, you can see all the graceful willows on the shore. The breeze blows and the willows gently ripple in the lake. Sometimes fish jump in the lake, sometimes dragonflies touch the water, it's like a spring scene in the south of the Yangtze River.

Xiruoxuan suddenly became inspired by poetry, and she chanted randomly: "The spring breeze turns green on the south bank of the river, and suddenly I hear the sound of the pipa in the water. There is no way out in the mountains and rivers, but there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers." Xiruoxuan didn't understand Tang poetry at all. She used to recite poems. I always memorized half of it, so the verses I recited became like that. Well, for Zhong Langyu, who had rarely heard of good poetry, it was an extraordinary sound. He stared blankly at Xi Ruoxuan, wondering whether that person was a genius or a fool

Xi Ruoxuan looked at Zhong Langyu with a strange expression and knew that he was surprised. He was surprised that a fool could recite the most beautiful verses of all time. It would be better if he pretended to be stupid. I begged him to treat him as a normal person. He was so verbose. A lot of verbose rules will suddenly appear. He can be a free and happy fool!

"Yu Yu, he needs to pee urgently again. Is there a place where he can pee?" Xi Ruoxuan showed a fool again, completely shattering Zhong Langyu's dream that his wife was not a genius: "How can I There are so many things, oh! I can't hold it in for a while, but can I make a fool of myself in the Queen Mother's Yongci Palace? The Queen Mother blames Donglai for making me feel better."

"Can you, can you, Xuanxuan can't hold it in, please don't pee again, cocoa will just flow eastwards." Xi Ruoxuan deliberately teased Zhong Langyu, she thought Zhong Langyu was quite funny sometimes, although there were some If you look down on yourself, you are a very kind person, so just look down on yourself and give him some small punishment!

Zhong Langyu was so anxious that he was sweating: "Quick! Go back quickly and go to the eunuch Xiao Shunzi's room for a quick meal." Zhong Langyu said, pulling Xi Ruoxuan and running back. He knew not to let his concubine pee. In the crotch, is it disrespectful to do that to the Queen Mother

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Zhong Langyu was so frightened that he broke out in sweat: "His aunt and ancestor, can't I bear it for a while?"

Seeing that Zhong Langyu was really anxious, Xiruoxuan smiled and said, "It's gone now. He just tried so hard and held it back. Let's go!"

Zhong Langyu's nose was so angry that I couldn't play tricks on him! Could he face the stupid concubine? He just let out a long sigh, Father, Father, when will I get rid of that fool

Zhong Langyu and Xiruoxuan paid the emperor a royal courtesy for the Empress Dowager. Xiruoxuan didn't make any fool of himself that time, and even did some details better than Zhong Langyu. For example, what Xiruoxuan said: "The Queen Mother is blessed with gold." An, long live my emperor!" Huang Zai and Queen Mother Long Yan were delighted when they said this, wondering when that stupid thing was taught by Zhong Langyu to be so good at shutting up.

"Yu'er, those are all things I taught you, right?" Zhong Yehan asked with a smile.

Zhong Langyu thought to himself, how could he teach him, could that be a good thing? Doesn’t he admit that it’s not a loss

"Oh! My son taught me very well, and I will continue to work hard."

Zhong Yehan nodded: "That's right! But I owe a lot to Ruoxuan for saying those words." Zhong Yehan turned around and asked Ruoxuan: "Then what did he teach me?"

Xi Ruoxuan just heard Zhong Langyu say that these things were not taught by him, and he felt angry in his heart, oh! All the things he said to please the Emperor and the Queen Mother were taken away by me, so great! If it's the east side, I'll take it with me too!

"Father, Yu Yu often said, "Father, I am partial, why do you ask him to marry a fool as his wife? Father, is he really stupid?"

When Zhong Langyu heard this, he fell to his knees with a thump and said, "Father, I don't dare. I never said such a rebellious thing!"

Zhong Yehan was not angry: "It's normal for me to be so anxious about what I'm doing and not to say anything. I asked me to marry Xi Ruoxuan as my concubine. Did I wrong me? Otherwise, it would be detrimental to the overall situation. As his great blessing, I Shouldn’t our descendants share the country’s worries?”

Zhong Langyu kowtowed like garlic: "Father, I am wrong. I should not think that way."

Xi Ruoxuan hurriedly responded: "I didn't say anything just now, now admit it!"

Zhong Yehan and Zhong Langyu were both stunned. They looked at Xi Ruoxuan blankly. Are they fools

Xi Ruoxuan quickly covered it up: "Father, in fact, Xuan Xuan is not stupid. Xuan Xuan urinates by himself every day. But, father, there is something he doesn't understand. Why is the toilet in their palace locked?"

Zhong Yehan looked at Zhong Langyu strangely: "Is that happening?"

Zhong Langyu wanted to kick Xi Xiuxuan, but why did he say anything to others: "Oh! Well, go back to your father, aren't you afraid that Xiuxuan will mess up!"

Zhong Yehan was even more surprised: "What are you doing? What's going on? Why am I hesitating?"

Zhong Langyu was sweating: "Father, did he, did that happen? Please don't lock the toilet in Erchen's house. That fool will throw the chamber pot in. I have no choice but to lock the toilet." ”

Zhong Yehan thought about all that mess, such as chamber pots and toilets: "Forget it, forget it, don't talk about those trivial things, the two of us have prepared something. Tian Qinghan will come to Beijing tomorrow, and we will follow I’m going out of the city to meet Yidong, do you have any questions?”

Zhong Langyu looked at Xi Ruoxuan beside him: "There is basically no problem. I am just worried that she will cause something."

Zhong Yehan also thinks that Zhong Langyu's worry is normal. That stupid thing is talking nonsense in front of Tian Qinghan. It is also a headache. Fortunately, Tianqing Khan knows that his daughter has intellectual problems, so the problem is not a problem. Da Da Da: "Okay, let's do that! Remember to dress Qianxuan a little clean tomorrow."

"No! I have resigned." Zhong Langyu said goodbye to the emperor and the queen mother, and took Xi Ruoxuan away from Yongci Palace.

The Queen Mother looked at the direction Zhong Langyu left and kept complaining: "I am too cruel. Why did I let Yu'er marry such a concubine? I really suffered for the child."

Zhong Yehan also had a melancholy look on his face: "Isn't there no way? I beg you, if you can find a way, you won't let a fool become your daughter-in-law. Don't worry, Empress Bu Nao will ask Yu as soon as you can settle the matter in the south. I will divorce her and marry another concubine."

The Queen Mother sighed: "That's it for now."