I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 63: This will order

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Zhong Langyu slapped the gavel again, and then shouted loudly: "You all shut up, I have something to say!"

Yesterday, the deputy general who called himself grandpa said impatiently: "Commander, please don't be so surprised. Just say what you have to say. What a shocker! We are not interrogating prisoners, really."

Another Yajiang also echoed: "That's right, we are busy, just say what you have to say, I will have something else to do later!"

Zhong Langyu suppressed his anger. These bastards have gone too far. If this were in the capital, none of you would survive. Zhong Langyu reached out and raised the command arrow: "I order you to assemble your team immediately. I have something important to announce."

The lieutenant general said lazily: "Oh! It's so hot. How can we gather people together? If you have anything to say, just tell us and we'll pass it on."

Zhong Langyu said in his heart, these bastards, if you say anything to me, your words will sound like farts. It seems that I am going to use the clever tricks suggested by experts to deal with you.

When Zhong Langyu thought of this, he took a breath and slowly picked up the military regulations on the handsome case: "Have you read this?"

The lieutenant general said impatiently: "I've known this for a long time. Isn't it just seven bans and fifty-four cuts? Why can't I hear the drums, not stop hearing the gold, and can't raise the flag... Commander, can you do something new?" "

Zhong Langyu nodded: "That's right. This is a general order that soldiers must abide by. But I want to know, does Marshal Hu usually restrict your private life?"

Everyone was stunned and shook their heads one by one, unable to guess what the new commander meant.

Seeing that they didn't understand, Zhong Langyu simply said: "Did Marshal Hu allow you to visit brothels in the past?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly became quiet, wondering what is this person going to do? Why is he asking this

"Of course it's not allowed. How can a soldier go to that kind of place?" the deputy general said righteously.

Zhong Langyu chuckled: "I have a plan, which is to change this article slightly." As he said, Zhong Langyu's face darkened, "My new rule is that as a general, you can visit brothels. Not only that, as my senior General, not only do you want to go shopping, but you must have one or two lovers in the brothel. If you don't have one, you will be violating military orders and you will be beaten with fifty military sticks!"

Zhong Langyu said this once, and everyone present was stunned. What kind of military order is this? This is forcing us to go whore! The generals looked at Zhong Langyu blankly, not knowing how to answer.

Zhong Langyu looked at the stunned generals and felt a little guilty. Do they like to go to that kind of place? It would be bad if you don't like to go, then I will put my hot face on their cold buttocks. But this possibility is unlikely. Men, most of them like to look for flowers and ask for help. How can any man not do this

Zhong Langyu took another shot at the prison: "This is my first general order after taking office. Tonight, if anyone dares not to go to Yihong Courtyard in Luocheng, we will engage in military law!"

Generals, you look at me, and I look at you, and you think to yourself, what’s wrong with our commander? Why don’t you make fun of us? No matter what, if he dares to tease us, we will rebel together. However, if the commander is telling the truth, that's great! In the past, you had to go to Yihongyuan secretly, but now you can go openly.

"Your order!" Several generals even gave Zhong Langyu a salute unconsciously.

Zhong Langyu was overjoyed. Not to mention, there was really a way.