I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 64: Yihongyuan

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Yihongyuan in Los Angeles is a feasting and feasting scene. Strangely enough, no matter which dynasty or which space it is in, there are traces of this industry. As the saying goes, where there is demand, there is a market. Looking at the overcrowded Yihongyuan, it is enough to show that this industry is quite popular here.

"Hey! This guest, it's been a long time since I've been here, but I miss you so much!" A coquettish woman with make-up that looked like a fairy pulled a man and said in a cooing voice. The man took the opportunity to touch her breast: "Do you really miss me?"

The woman giggled: "Of course it's true, can I still lie to you?"

The man hugged her and said, "If you don't want to, we'll talk about it when we get up. Let's go! Brother, I want to love you so much!" After that, they got into the inner room with playful smiles.

This was Zhong Langyu's first time coming to a place like this. It wasn't that there were no brothels in the capital. It was because his father had an order. If any prince was involved in a brothel, he would be immediately thrown into the prison of the Ministry of Punishment. Therefore, Zhong Langyu never had the opportunity to come to a place like this, and his brothers were no exception. None of them dared to be the first to eat crabs.

Now that the mountains are high and the emperor is far away, I have finally set foot on this gentle land. Although I am forced and helpless, it still feels strange.

The madam always appeared at the critical moment: "Hey! This military master is so nice. This is your first time! All the girls here are pretty. If you like any one, just tell me. We not only serve Thoughtful and reasonably priced.”

Zhong Langyu found a chair and sat down: "I'm not busy. I have a dozen brothers coming later. Do you have enough girls here tonight? Don't be short. Wait a minute!"

When the madam heard this, her face suddenly turned into a chrysanthemum smile: "Hey! Look what you said, there is nothing else here, but there are many girls, not to mention dozens, even hundreds, we have them here too. Besides, there are thousands of them. If one is not enough, we can also go to the branch to mobilize girls urgently, so we will never miss your important event!"

Zhong Langyu nodded: "That's good. By the way, mom, do you usually have any performances here?"

"Yes, of course there is. Our Yihong Courtyard has all kinds of programs, including singing and dancing, piano skills, and poetry reciting. Master Jun, if you have any special hobbies, you can also order them. Our girls will guarantee your satisfaction." The Madam He spoke vividly.

"Well, go ahead and get busy! I'll call you later!" Zhong Langyu waved his hand, signaling her to leave.

"Okay, Master, let me say hello if you need anything, ha!" the madam said, twisting her waist and walking away. It's strange to say that the madam's waist was twisted like this. It's unclear whether it was an occupational disease.

It was not long before Hu Feiying's generals arrived one by one. They looked at Zhong Langyu nervously: "Commander, are you going to light the fire here tonight?"

Zhong Langyu chuckled: "Why, isn't it bad!"

The deputy general named "Grandpa" came over with a smile: "Aren't you afraid of violating Dayou's law by doing this? Dayou's law clearly stipulates that soldiers are not allowed to engage in prostitution, so aren't you afraid that the emperor will blame you?"

Zhong Langyu smiled slightly: "What are you afraid of? If anything happens, I will take care of it. If the emperor wants to behead him, it will be my head. It has nothing to do with you. You just have to play tonight. Everyone can call you a girl today. I treat you as a treat." ”

Wow! No way! Such a good thing? Not to mention that prostitution is not illegal and is free. Isn’t this the sun coming out of the west

All the generals looked at Zhong Langyu with suspicious eyes: "Commander, we don't understand why you did this. If you don't explain clearly, we will have no idea."

Zhong Langyu nodded: "Okay! I tell you, I actually do this because I want to make friends with you. Since the emperor has ordered me to guard the south, I will share weal and woe with you from now on. Therefore, I really want to be with you all. To ease the relationship, I’ll treat you tonight and let’s have fun together, but tomorrow we have to go to the lobby to order mao, I wonder if you can give Zhong this face?”

When the generals heard this, they immediately realized that the commander-in-chief had compromised with us. We made a fuss in the lobby during the day, and he couldn't do anything about it, so he came up with this trick. He was trying to please us!

"Thank you very much, Marshal. Thank you very much, Marshal. We will be at your disposal on time tomorrow." All the generals smiled happily.

Zhong Langyu pointed at the lieutenant: "You just call me Godfather..."

The deputy general immediately stopped him: "Commander, commander, please stop talking. That was just a joke between the general and you. The general's name is not a bullshit grandpa. The general's surname is Shu and his name is Shan Wei. He is a deputy general. What was offensive yesterday Please, Marshal Haihan!"

Zhong Langyu chuckled: "Shu Danwei, I thought you really called that bastard his name."

"Haha, how is that possible? With that name, what would my father call me? Wouldn't that be confusing? Don't you think so, handsome!"

A general next to him also came over with a smile: "Commander, I was disrespectful to the commander yesterday, so I won't be able to accompany you here."

Zhong Langyu felt that this person looked familiar, but he couldn't remember his name: "You are -"

Shu Shanwei chuckled: "He is my godfather, oh bah! He is the one who claims to be my godfather."

"The general's surname is Zheng Dan and his given name is Fu. Yesterday, he and the commander were joking. The general is here to apologize to the commander." Zheng Fu said with apologetic expression on his face.

Zhong Langyu waved his hand: "We don't know each other without fighting. Since brothers recognize me as a handsome man, you must give me this face in the future and don't embarrass me again."

Shu Shanwei clasped his fists: "Of course, the commander-in-chief treats us so well, of course we will follow him!"

Of course, there are also a few civil servants who are unhappy. They think that Zhong Langyu is just a playboy who eats, drinks, whores and gambles, and is not worthy of being the commander-in-chief of the armed forces. How can a general take his subordinates to visit a brothel? If this spreads out, it will be ridiculous. Shameless. But there is no way, he is the commander-in-chief, and the generals praise him. If we don't come, we are afraid of being punished. Those small schools who are responsible for playing cricket are also here. Seeing how happy they are, maybe it's the one on the other end. Yes, if Zhong Langyu shouts and starts spanking this time, my butt will inevitably suffer.